Watch the Watchers
Big brother has his own big brother and you can keep a watch on him.
www.google-watch-watch-wa
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Humorshack
A smile a day keeps the sulk away.
humorshack.com
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How to be Obnoxious in French
Want to annoy a Frenchy? Here's your one and only chance.
yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~mo
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WELCOME VISITOR 12b84 (hex)
That thinking, or un-process of thought
that progresses or de-progresses
(according to circumstance) in a manner
that may be said to be at right-angles
to standard,common, or accepted modes of
thinking.
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Precipitation: 1.59 cm/hr
High Tide: 4:8 hrs
Sulfur Level: 4.00 ppm
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There is much pleasure to be gained
from useless knowledge.
-Bertrand Russell
Quote of the Day
" Eighty percent of success
is showing up. "
-Woody Allen
Campus Picture of the Day
A couple of important staff
members enjoying the hottub
on the fourth floor of the
admin building.
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LOGICAL UPDATE
Computer Crash
2006-11-27
There was a crash of the VAX / PDP 11 tandem servers which were hosting some of the databases currently in use. We lost several years worth of class forum activity and PL News Logic Updates. But we are working feverishly to restore what we can from old tape backups.
The cause of the crash is unknown but suspected to be related to a missing sandwich from the lunch room. Sanders we're watching you...
CPL-IT and Computing Services
Important Safety Tip
2006-11-23
Last week's safety tip pointed out that one-third of the College's collegiate injuries have affected some part of the elbow. Over the past 31 years, this part of the body was involved in 875 recordable injuries. Of these, epidermis and ulnar nerve (funny bone) were affected 72 percent of the time, egos were affected 81 percent and the back of the head (being smacked by an irate onlooker) were affected 22 percent of the time.
Not surprisingly, slips of the tongue figured prominently in such injuries. In most cases purpose-built tools such as time machines would have been a better choice. Gravity has been another key factor. People got hurt when objects fell onto their elbows or when they tried to play hacky-sack with a falling object. In addition, relationships got strained when people attempted to break a bad habit with a fall to the ground. Simply reaching out to a fellow student or staff member has resulted in lacrimation when dusty ledges were unexpectedly encountered. Besides letting things fall, you should also watch others drop things on newly-worked metals. And consider your elbows' position when doing repetitive tasks. Repeated forceful elbow
flexing aggravated those standing in the way.
To avoid elbow injuries you should review the educational process before you begin. How could my elbows get hurt? Are there elbow pads that I should wear for safety? Am I using the best elbow pad for the job? What happens if an elbow pad fails? Are there humorous situations to watch for? Is repetitive motion causing elbow pads
to wear out? Please check with the Office of Elbow Pad Replacements. When caught early, elbow pad misuse can often be resolved with a few collegiate adjustments.
Click here for all important announcements and safety tips
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| Current Statistics |
| Courses In Session: | 50 |
| Staff Available: | 4405 |
| Meals Served: | 50432 |
| Student Body: | 227 |
Classification
Softsmores: 105
Freshpersons: 56
Janitors: 61
Unpersons: 4
OSITMs: 1
Student Status
Active: 113
Graduated: 22
Former: 21
Inactive: 18
Missing: 17
Disgraced: 21
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exam required: 4
Elected Majors
Dimensional Physics: 5
Geek Studies: 7
Finger Painting: 9
Logic and Philosophy: 11
Temporal Physics: 19
Mathematics: 8
Liberal Arts: 9
Bongard Theory: 14
Conservative Arts: 11
Human Studies for Robots: 10
Numerical Revision Studies: 11
Picking your nose: 17
Recreational Physics: 9
Nothing Studies: 12
Fine Arts: 9
Accumulator Studies: 14
Counting: 4
Chromomathematics: 7
Dimensional Counting: 7
Mathematics of Philosophy: 10
Drinking Beer: 7
The Solar Furnace: 6
Extra Terrestrial Technology: 4
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