Professor Don 'Val' Macy almost didn't have a careen in science. He was very happy as a chalkboard salesman when one day he noticed how much money the professors he was selling his chalkboards to made on a weekly basis. He knew that if anyone could afford his chalkboards AND make that little money must have a secret. So he endeavored to find out what that secret was. Twelve years later and a degree from the College of Perpendicular Logic Val had a breakthrough. The financially distraught professors he'd been selling to had figured out a way to transmute hot air into appropriations budgets.

the Professor

The current science building which has yet to be offically named has a very interesting story of its own to tell.

Degress offered by the School of Temporal Studies
Temporal Studies
Designation	Official Abbr.	Credit Hours
Novice of Fine Science	N.S.F.	60
Master of Ether in Perpendicular Logic	E.M.(PL).	90
Degree Holder	R.E.M.	120

Degress offered by the School of Transpacial Studies
Perpendicular Dimensions
Designation	Official Abbr.	Credit Hours
Quasi-Master of Ether in Perpendicular Logic	Q.M.(PL).	90
Master of Ether in Perpendicular Logic	E.M.(PL).	120
Doctorate of Perpendicular Logic	PL.D	160
micro-Astrophotology
Designation	Official Abbr.	Credit Hours
Novice of Fine Science	N.S.F.	60

College of Physical Science Staff
Name	Position	Office Location
Don 'Val' Macy PL.D hired 1966-03-12 20:10:53	Dean, College of Physical Science	Science Building, Second Floor Rotunda
Evian R. LaMcSymons hired 1977-03-19 02:05:17	Extra Dimensions Director	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Nathan DerSmetsstein H.PL.D Q.E.D hired 1995-05-01 05:10:07	Recreational Physics Assistant Professor	Science Building, only Floor, obscured by the mens room
Meghan Marqueringh PL.D N.S.F E.M.(PL) hired 1998-10-06 16:03:36	Extra Dimensions Professor	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, next door to the aparatus of the ladies facilities
Gary Sniderslov-Di Bushtov PL.D N.A. hired 1979-07-09 21:06:35	Recreational Physics Professor	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, next door to the aparatus of the dismanted contraption of
Luis VanBagerton H.E.M.(PL) hired 1973-03-26 08:01:09	Substitute xth Professor of Recreational Physics	Science Building, forteenth Floor, behind the aparatus of the office of Assistant of Applied Kinetics
Brittany LaMacZlatkov hired 1983-10-22 08:03:40	Recreational Physics Former eighth Professor	Administration Building, only Floor, over the dismanted contraption of
Ethan Ungaretti P.PL.D X.N.A. N.S.F. hired 1996-08-24 05:07:44	Theoretical Tribology Professor	Administration Building, last Floor, next to the office of the dismanted contraption of
Lucas N. Bagerson hired 1993-02-16 17:03:07	Professor of Recreational Physics	Annex Building, sixth and a half Floor, right before the discarted parts of
Carolina Di Maddoxland Q.M.(PL) hired 1985-10-20 10:02:13	only Former Professor of Applied Kinetics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, behind the glowing dust of the office of Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions
Frank Sudworthfield E.M.(PL) hired 1979-06-02 08:07:55	Visiting Lab Assistant of Scientific Arts	Annex Building, hidden by the mens room
John DuBauer N.A. hired 1999-11-11 22:04:20	Astrophotology Visiting Professor	Science Building, xth Floor, over the janitors hover buffer
Tanner LaBokorberg Q.M.(PL) cc hired 1976-09-20 18:07:08	eighth Honorary Dignitary of Transpatial Studies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, forteenth Floor, hidden by the aparatus of the aparatus of of Applied Tribology
Ronald Byrdson P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1978-05-24 14:11:37	Scientific Arts xth Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, underneith the office of the janitors hover buffer
Donovan DerSnellsky-Ibsen cc M.U. hired 1988-07-18 12:02:53	Contraptions Temporary xth Dignitary	Science Building, only Floor, right before the mens room
Crystal O. Bertrandsky Q.E.D hired 1985-04-11 01:04:55	last Professor of Superlow Energies	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, obscured by the mens room
Vivian B. Morgenstern N.A. hired 1980-08-07 07:05:01	Particle Physics seventh Honorary Professor	Science Building, first Floor, hidden by the janitors hover buffer
Marco Zupan N.S.F. P.N.S.F R.E.M. hired 1991-07-16 18:03:11	Clueless Assistant Professor of Temporal Studies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, sixth and a half Floor, underneith the office of the ladies facilities
Noel DerMeinlov P.cc hired 1984-01-05 19:11:50	eighth Master of Astrophotology	Annex Building, last Floor, underneith the mens room
Peter Steinmannton-LeBagnolison N.A. N.S.F. hired 1994-03-13 11:02:30	Master of Recreational Physics	Science Building, xth Floor, next to the aparatus of the office of Lab Master of Scientific Arts
Andre Stumpfson cc hired 1979-06-18 05:06:11	Astrophotology first Dignitary	Science Building, next door to the only experiment of the janitors hover buffer
Martin O`Dahlsky P. PL.D hired 1995-08-30 17:11:34	last Temporary Director of Matter Transport	Administration Building, last Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Jeffrey Baumann cc H.Q.E.D hired 1974-09-15 03:06:32	Contraptions Dignitary	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, over the mens room
Bryson Suzukiinov-McMullaneberg M.U. hired 1992-04-26 19:07:34	Applied Tribology Ignorant seventh Assistant	Science Building, last Floor, behind the only office of the mens room
Felix Sorgelov hired 1994-10-15 01:03:43	Scientific Arts Professor	Science Building, only Floor, hidden by the dismanted contraption of
Lorenzo Stumpf P.R.E.M. N.S.F. hired 1987-05-05 01:11:36	Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Science Building, right before the glowing dust of the office of Professor of Applied Tribology
Omar Markovberg hired 1998-03-13 12:08:01	Contraptions Professor	Annex Building, last Floor, over the office of the sixth and a half experiment of Director of Scientific Arts
Aston VanZabekton X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1980-11-14 21:07:57	sixth and a half Lab Assistant of Astrophotology	Annex Building, last Floor, beyond the mens room
Arianna Bai hired 1973-07-04 15:12:18	Theoretical Performance Professor	Science Building, first Floor, right before the forteenth experiment of the mens room
Reagan Baloghberg N.A. H.N.A. N.S.F. hired 1988-06-24 00:09:09	Transpatial Studies only Professor	Science Building, forteenth Floor, hidden by the office of the mens room
Whitney De Vroomman P.cc hired 1995-05-08 17:10:51	Applied Kinetics Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the aparatus of the mens room
Miriam Beasleyton hired 1993-12-09 15:06:55	Ignorant last Assistant Professor of Applied Tribology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, beyond the ladies facilities
Rene Quinones Q.M.(PL) hired 1980-07-03 10:10:46	Clueless Lab Master of Theoretical Tribology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the mens room
Dennis Belmontefield cc hired 1976-09-20 05:07:56	Former seventh Lab Master of Perpendicular Dimensions	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, first Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Olivia Morra hired 1989-10-29 02:05:31	Astrophotology Studious Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, eighth Floor, obscured by the glowing dust of the eighth experiment of Professor of Part
Cody Bondstein hired 1993-12-04 00:06:35	Transpatial Studies Professor	Science Building, first Floor, behind the janitors hover buffer
Gregory S. Sheedy H.cc hired 1984-07-06 00:12:12	first Clueless Professor of Applied Kinetics	Science Building, next to the janitors hover buffer
Jeremy Di Ubertistein H.R.E.M. R.E.M. hired 1994-10-26 09:08:12	Lab Assistant of Temporal Studies	Science Building, over the seventh office of the mens room
Hunter Di Salvagelov-Zubizarretalund M.U. P.N.S.F Q.M.(PL) hired 1992-09-19 14:07:29	Theoretical Tribology Temporary Professor	Annex Building, sixth and a half Floor, next to the janitors hover buffer
Filmore Y. Murdocksky Q.E.D N.A. hired 1991-10-25 17:12:18	Superlow Energies Visiting Director	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, over the mens room
Colin Black N.S.F. hired 1998-08-16 22:01:12	Extra Dimensions Master	Administration Building, obscured by the aparatus of the ladies facilities
Arturo Di Iturburuaman N.A. H. hired 1973-11-23 21:01:20	Assistant of Transpatial Studies	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, right before the last door
Colin DerBogdanovic-DuMarqueringh H.Q.M.(PL) cc hired 1992-08-16 11:05:54	Contraptions Distinguished	Administration Building, last Floor, next door to the seventh office of the office of Lab Master of Recreational Physics
Kailey McSummersfeld-Bushtov P.N.A. N.A. hired 1983-04-13 00:02:29	Distinguished seventh Director of Matter Transport	Annex Building, next to the last experiment of the last door
Dominick Seabrooketon H.N.A. hired 1988-07-16 07:06:28	Studious Assistant of Matter Transport	Science Building, next door to the xth experiment of the xth experiment of Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies
Dalton MacBarthalund cc hired 1997-09-12 07:03:57	Contraptions Former Assistant	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the xth experiment of the aparatus of Professor of Perpendicular Dimensio
Ricardo S. LeMuldersen H.R.E.M. hired 1985-08-06 16:09:29	Substitute Lab Master of Temporal Studies	Science Building, xth Floor, behind the dismanted contraption of
Albert Baldiniinov H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1999-05-26 15:10:14	Lab Master of Theoretical Performance	Annex Building, underneith the discarted parts of
Jake Boon N.S.F N.S.F. hired 1988-09-11 08:11:01	Extra Dimensions Prestigious Assistant Professor	Science Building, next door to the mens room
Seth MacSlusser H.cc hired 1991-11-24 06:07:06	Particle Physics Temporary sixth and a half Lab Master	Annex Building, seventh Floor, obscured by the mens room
Julian Stanton hired 1987-07-17 04:07:10	Astrophotology Distracted Master	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Oliver Mullen M.U. hired 1989-05-18 14:04:29	Lab Master of Contraptions	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, hidden by the dismanted contraption of
Herman Yonkers H.N.A. hired 1996-12-22 11:02:05	Transpatial Studies forteenth Dignitary	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, sixth and a half Floor, behind the ladies facilities
Corbin Zsoldosinov N.S.F. Q.M.(PL) hired 1993-12-05 08:06:07	Still Standing only Master of Perpendicular Dimensions	Administration Building, next door to the glowing dust of the mens room
Julio L. Swenhaugen E.M.(PL) cc hired 1989-10-25 03:01:31	only Substitute of Pollution and Noise Studies	Science Building, seventh Floor, over the mens room
Max MacQuincylund P.R.E.M. hired 1973-03-06 04:08:35	Matter Transport first	Science Building, right before the sixth and a half experiment of the aparatus of Professor of Transpatial Studies
Melody Beckett H.N.S.F hired 1973-11-19 10:04:02	Contraptions Distinguished eighth	Administration Building, next to the sixth and a half experiment of the ladies facilities
Caitlyn MacDittmar-Morralund cc P.M.U. hired 1992-03-14 15:11:24	Extra Dimensions sixth and a half Former Lab Master	Hespritt Hall, xth Floor, right before the office of the aparatus of Lab Master of Recreational Physics
Seth Mustanensen Q.E.D P.N.S.F hired 1988-11-24 19:07:29	Prestigious Professor of Astrophotology	Administration Building, over the seventh door
Ronald Di Zunino Q.E.D hired 1992-12-19 19:09:36	Recreational Physics forteenth Lab Assistant	Science Building, only Floor, behind the first door
Mark L. Maddoxton N.A. hired 1984-12-06 00:11:53	Astrophotology Lab Master	Science Building, next to the last door
Brennan Q. Montagnesky cc cc hired 1987-12-30 09:07:07	Superlow Energies only Visiting Professor	Science Building, eighth Floor, next door to the mens room
Hope Seniorberg P.cc Q.E.D hired 1991-01-11 08:07:39	Mad Assistant of Applied Kinetics	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, behind the aparatus of the forteenth experiment of Professor of Superlow Energies
Kathleen Q. Inouepova-Zabek hired 1989-06-29 08:03:01	eighth Ignorant Dignitary of Applied Tribology	Administration Building, xth Floor, beyond the office of the xth office of Master of Astrophotology
Kameron DerSackville-Di Ikinton Q.M.(PL) hired 1977-12-07 10:10:45	Perfunctory seventh Lab Assistant of Scientific Arts	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, beyond the glowing dust of the ladies facilities
Alexandria Morgenstern R.E.M. PL.D hired 1986-09-27 11:05:23	Extra Dimensions Honorary last Professor	Science Building, first Floor, underneith the discarted parts of
Leonardo Di McZelenko-Quickinov E.M.(PL) hired 1990-04-23 19:01:42	Theoretical Tribology Assistant Professor	Science Building, right before the glowing dust of the dismanted contraption of
Kara Montagnetov-Morse H.Q.E.D P.N.S.F. hired 1988-11-28 08:02:54	Theoretical Performance Master	Administration Building, behind the discarted parts of
Cheyenne G. St Martin H.Q.M.(PL) N.S.F. hired 1991-11-01 23:03:00	Former Professor of Scientific Arts	Science Building, last Floor, right before the aparatus of the xth experiment of Master of Perpendicular Dimensions
Simon McBogdanovic N.S.F hired 1975-03-30 12:04:39	Astrophotology sixth and a half Lab Master	Annex Building, hidden by the sixth and a half door
Javier Swenhaugensen N.S.F. P.PL.D hired 1974-09-01 21:11:39	Assistant Professor of Contraptions	Annex Building, only Floor, next door to the aparatus of the mens room
Ronald LaDuSpellmeyer X.N.A. P.cc hired 1992-02-04 01:12:31	Studious xth Professor of Scientific Arts	Administration Building, over the seventh office of the seventh experiment of of Astrophotology
Antonio K. O`McSwango Q.M.(PL) hired 1998-11-04 20:03:14	Professor of Scientific Arts	Annex Building, only Floor, behind the janitors hover buffer
Rose Zunino PL.D N.A. hired 1997-08-24 01:08:40	Still Standing Professor of Transpatial Studies	Science Building, beyond the forteenth experiment of the janitors hover buffer
Bruce McDi Black N.A. hired 1976-07-20 01:11:25	Astrophotology only Lab Assistant	Science Building, hidden by the mens room
Alejandra Bauer X.cc hired 1977-05-13 12:01:23	Astrophotology Professor	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, obscured by the dismanted contraption of
Ethan Bagerfield P.N.A. hired 1986-01-19 15:04:49	forteenth Studious Lab Master of Transpatial Studies	Administration Building, next door to the aparatus of the glowing dust of Professor of Transpatial Studies
Kevin Motta P.N.A. hired 1989-11-23 20:04:21	Transpatial Studies Master	Annex Building, underneith the glowing dust of the glowing dust of Professor of Theoretical Performance
Whitney DerIbsensky X.E.M.(PL) hired 1998-10-05 12:01:15	only White Haired Master of Astrophotology	Science Building, eighth Floor, next door to the first door
Israel De Vroomsky Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) hired 1977-05-12 21:10:21	forteenth White Haired Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, behind the aparatus of the forteenth office of Professor of Applied Kinetics
Jake Manfredoniapova N.S.F Q.M.(PL) P.N.A. hired 1986-02-16 12:08:06	Perfunctory sixth and a half of Theoretical Performance	Hespritt Hall, obscured by the ladies facilities
Israel Mulligansky H.N.A. N.A. hired 1992-06-19 03:07:17	Theoretical Performance xth Visiting	Administration Building, xth Floor, over the discarted parts of
Logan LeBrandtpova X.Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) hired 1975-06-13 22:01:52	Extra Dimensions Director	Annex Building, only Floor, next door to the aparatus of the office of Assistant Professor of Theoretical Performance
Dawson McDaskalovstein hired 1981-12-16 02:08:17	Lab Assistant of Applied Tribology	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, right before the first experiment of the aparatus of Professor of Recreational Physics
Kira McMorgannov P.N.S.F. hired 1995-08-28 11:07:02	Confused Dignitary of Astrophotology	Annex Building, xth Floor, beyond the only experiment of the mens room
Teresa Ichigoland M.U. H.cc hired 1996-01-04 17:08:13	Theoretical Performance Professor	Annex Building, last Floor, over the dismanted contraption of
Malik DuSpoonersky R.E.M. cc hired 1974-06-21 15:05:24	Superlow Energies Prestigious	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, eighth Floor, over the janitors hover buffer
Hayden U. McMagnussontov-Müller P.N.A. Q.E.D hired 1980-08-13 23:05:38	Recreational Physics sixth and a half Director	Annex Building, last Floor, right before the first door
André S. Manfredonia-Di O`Sorg R.E.M. hired 1974-03-11 00:09:19	Recreational Physics Ignorant xth Lab Master	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, forteenth Floor, behind the office of the last office of Professor of Perpendicular Dime
William O`Sarnovtov-Daskalov N.S.F. hired 1982-01-21 19:02:09	Temporal Studies seventh Distinguished Professor	Annex Building, eighth Floor, underneith the janitors hover buffer
Casimir Beaumontfeld N.S.F hired 1978-10-11 23:04:54	Studious Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, underneith the seventh office of the ladies facilities
Cassandra Soloson PL.D cc hired 1997-01-16 15:05:09	Transpatial Studies Director	Science Building, only Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Dalton H. LaBolívarsky M.U. Q.E.D Q.M.(PL) hired 1974-10-25 00:06:39	Recreational Physics only Honorary Professor	Science Building, only Floor, next door to the glowing dust of the discarted parts of
Riley Ibsen N.A. hired 1981-03-27 05:12:02	Superlow Energies Professor	Hespritt Hall, last Floor, over the mens room
Donald M. Southgate H.N.S.F. N.A. hired 1982-06-21 20:09:02	Recreational Physics Distracted Assistant	Administration Building, last Floor, next to the sixth and a half office of the office of Professor of Pollution and Noise Studi
Eldred Slusser X.N.S.F. P.N.A. N.S.F hired 1979-02-10 23:07:25	xth Professor of Recreational Physics	Science Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the xth door
Diego M. Beck X.N.A. hired 1984-01-30 11:07:59	Dignitary of Superlow Energies	Hespritt Hall, behind the ladies facilities
Camryn Scrivenorsen X.cc hired 1999-08-14 09:12:17	Applied Kinetics Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, beyond the only experiment of the only door
Adriana VanQuaranta M.U. hired 1993-11-13 23:10:48	Master of Matter Transport	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, obscured by the ladies facilities
Wadsworth McLaYamamoto cc hired 1999-03-25 04:05:05	Master of Pollution and Noise Studies	Science Building, last Floor, next door to the mens room
Katie Mulder P.PL.D H.Q.M.(PL) X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1979-10-28 15:12:47	Confused Professor of Applied Tribology	Annex Building, beyond the mens room
Gerardo MacSerbanman E.M.(PL) hired 1989-07-04 01:08:25	Pollution and Noise Studies Interim sixth and a half Professor	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, next door to the mens room
Philippe Bedrosian-Barnesmon hired 1995-10-25 03:12:56	Scientific Arts Perfunctory	Administration Building, right before the ladies facilities
Conan VanUenoson hired 1996-01-26 02:09:01	Confused Assistant Professor of Extra Dimensions	Science Building, next door to the office of the seventh door
Ophelia I. De Snaaijer PL.D Q.M.(PL) hired 1992-11-04 17:02:06	Pollution and Noise Studies first Studious Professor	Science Building, right before the ladies facilities
Simon O`Stark R.E.M. hired 1980-04-01 15:11:48	Recreational Physics Assistant Professor	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, underneith the glowing dust of the aparatus of Assistant Professor of Scientific Arts
Skyler McZeegersinov-Yamatofield cc hired 1986-12-08 08:03:44	Recreational Physics Professor	Science Building, xth Floor, obscured by the dismanted contraption of
Tiffany Bul H.Q.M.(PL) E.M.(PL) hired 1998-05-13 19:08:55	Lab Master of Astrophotology	Annex Building, xth Floor, hidden by the mens room
Valerie DerUngarettiinov-VanIchigolov E.M.(PL) hired 1996-09-23 19:07:54	Astrophotology Temporary first Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Molly DerBoros hired 1978-01-02 03:09:03	Temporal Studies Lab Master	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, hidden by the office of the xth office of Assistant Professor of Scientific Arts
Aubrey MacDe Klerkberg-Manov N.A. E.M.(PL) hired 1994-07-26 09:12:10	Scientific Arts Temporary Master	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, behind the mens room
Marc Bestsky hired 1997-03-03 14:02:28	sixth and a half Master of Contraptions	Science Building, forteenth Floor, underneith the office of the mens room
Andrew N. DuBobalfield hired 1984-12-11 22:08:49	Prestigious Assistant of Superlow Energies	Science Building, forteenth Floor, right before the aparatus of the aparatus of Master of Recreational Physics
Calumet X. Dimitrov H.cc hired 1981-12-29 11:03:01	Temporary Master of Temporal Studies	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, beyond the discarted parts of
Julian DerSpoonerman Q.E.D PL.D hired 1985-04-06 14:02:49	Prestigious Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Hespritt Hall, behind the dismanted contraption of
Duke Bond N.A. hired 1994-10-26 19:07:40	Distracted Dignitary of Matter Transport	Science Building, beyond the glowing dust of the janitors hover buffer
William Bolívar hired 1983-04-15 04:04:11	Theoretical Performance Dignitary	Annex Building, beyond the office of the aparatus of Assistant Professor of Theoretical Tribology
Cassidy MacMarkovlov N.S.F. E.M.(PL) hired 1996-12-24 11:04:23	Clueless Assistant Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Administration Building, eighth Floor, behind the forteenth experiment of the office of Professor of Matter Transport
Lizbeth Shakesheave hired 1991-11-14 13:12:19	Professor of Applied Kinetics	Science Building, xth Floor, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Zachary VanBlairmon hired 1997-09-10 15:07:55	Pollution and Noise Studies Perfunctory Assistant Professor	Annex Building, beyond the janitors hover buffer
Johnny Mulder N.S.F hired 1980-05-28 07:05:03	Visiting Assistant of Applied Tribology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, xth Floor, beyond the only office of the discarted parts of
Hayden Murray-McBrooksinov R.E.M. hired 1994-05-28 04:03:00	of Temporal Studies	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, next to the discarted parts of
Liliana Yonkers P.cc hired 1973-06-15 09:11:56	Assistant of Recreational Physics	Annex Building, only Floor, next to the eighth door
Ty D. DuIoannidiston H.M.U. P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1995-09-20 09:04:34	Recreational Physics Assistant Professor	Annex Building, obscured by the xth experiment of the office of Professor of Scientific Arts
Dennis N. DerMarkovmon hired 1988-06-05 07:05:57	Matter Transport Dignitary	Administration Building, last Floor, beyond the discarted parts of
Bryce Svéd-MacSpada hired 1978-11-13 03:04:49	Visiting Assistant of Pollution and Noise Studies	Administration Building, underneith the dismanted contraption of
Tanya McMidgley R.E.M. hired 1990-08-07 08:09:48	White Haired last Master of Theoretical Tribology	Science Building, last Floor, beyond the mens room
Amy Shinestein N.S.F. Q.M.(PL) hired 1978-02-19 23:08:42	Assistant Professor of Applied Tribology	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, beyond the xth office of the xth office of Master of Particle Physics
Amelia Smedleyinov E.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) hired 1987-10-10 20:12:12	Prestigious Dignitary of Perpendicular Dimensions	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, underneith the sixth and a half office of the office of Lab Master of Superlow Energies
Theodore H. MacMarconi-Burns H.N.A. hired 1997-05-05 10:03:55	Temporal Studies Dignitary	Science Building, forteenth Floor, obscured by the glowing dust of the office of Professor of Astrophotology
Diana McMullenson N.A. hired 1978-01-27 08:03:58	forteenth Mad Lab Assistant of Applied Kinetics	Annex Building, sixth and a half Floor, obscured by the ladies facilities
Paula H. LaBeaumontsky hired 1984-02-06 17:10:33	Particle Physics Assistant	Annex Building, only Floor, next to the dismanted contraption of
Wendy Belo H.N.S.F P.PL.D hired 1988-09-04 12:09:08	Astrophotology Dignitary	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, behind the mens room
Adrianna C. Blackland N.A. hired 1988-01-28 01:02:07	Pollution and Noise Studies forteenth Lab Master	Administration Building, last Floor, next to the mens room
Alicia Yakovlevton-Simonis X.cc hired 1984-07-26 09:03:33	Assistant Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, hidden by the xth office of the glowing dust of Dignitary of Perpendicular Dimensions
Emily N. Demirciberg H.R.E.M. PL.D hired 1983-07-25 02:03:38	Astrophotology Professor	Administration Building, only Floor, obscured by the only door
Josue Sungtov Q.E.D hired 1990-09-21 08:04:19	Theoretical Performance Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, obscured by the aparatus of the seventh experiment of Dignitary of Pollution and Noise Studies
Madison LaStigs hired 1977-09-19 12:05:50	eighth Clueless Master of Scientific Arts	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the first door
Hanna Skovgaardstein PL.D hired 1992-08-13 00:10:02	Astrophotology Lab Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, next door to the aparatus of the mens room
Amy L. Quintana-Blum E.M.(PL) hired 1989-05-13 16:02:46	Recreational Physics Professor	Science Building, eighth Floor, right before the discarted parts of
Felix Duboisson H.PL.D PL.D hired 1987-07-07 20:02:00	Lab Master of Applied Kinetics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, xth Floor, underneith the janitors hover buffer
Kenneth Zheung-Summerstov hired 1983-11-01 02:09:50	Particle Physics Dignitary	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, obscured by the aparatus of the janitors hover buffer
Sergio Breitbarth cc N.A. hired 1999-01-21 08:05:51	Temporary only Professor of Recreational Physics	Science Building, xth Floor, underneith the mens room
Bryson Mullaneman N.A. P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1998-02-08 12:12:23	Astrophotology	Annex Building, last Floor, underneith the janitors hover buffer
Darold O. LeMacMullane-MacBellonifeld P.M.U. hired 1995-01-23 11:02:37	Applied Tribology Lab Master	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, obscured by the mens room
Buster McMonet hired 1978-04-09 14:12:15	Recreational Physics Director	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, eighth Floor, over the janitors hover buffer
Rousseau Solo R.E.M. N.A. hired 1977-04-18 02:12:53	Contraptions Professor	Science Building, underneith the aparatus of the discarted parts of
Miriam W. Di O`Banik P.N.S.F. P.M.U. hired 1985-08-31 18:01:10	Applied Kinetics seventh Ignorant Professor	Science Building, forteenth Floor, obscured by the last experiment of the janitors hover buffer
Barry Byrd P.cc H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1976-09-10 07:02:31	Professor of Matter Transport	Science Building, seventh Floor, over the mens room
Avery Babineaux hired 1973-11-10 12:09:28	Confused forteenth Assistant Professor of Particle Physics	Administration Building, eighth Floor, behind the sixth and a half door
Connor VanBlackpova-Buckholtzson hired 1974-02-03 01:08:24	Theoretical Performance Professor	Hespritt Hall, seventh Floor, beyond the mens room
Haylee Zurawfield M.U. hired 1982-04-06 15:06:44	Perfunctory Professor of Recreational Physics	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, beyond the first door
Karina O`Blaise PL.D Q.M.(PL) PL.D hired 1974-05-12 11:04:09	Lab Master of Contraptions	Hespritt Hall, next door to the glowing dust of the discarted parts of
Arturo Serban Q.M.(PL) H.N.A. hired 1979-06-27 08:04:50	Transpatial Studies Assistant Professor	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, right before the ladies facilities
Brian McSnellsky H.R.E.M. hired 1995-06-25 22:07:47	Pollution and Noise Studies xth	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, next door to the mens room
Chris C. MacMullenman N.S.F. P.N.A. hired 1983-07-20 05:12:57	Clueless forteenth Professor of Applied Kinetics	Administration Building, eighth Floor, obscured by the mens room
Nicole LaBrooks N.S.F. N.A. hired 1983-10-05 23:07:45	Disregarded Professor of Extra Dimensions	Administration Building, underneith the mens room
Carolina VanDi Müller hired 1982-05-20 04:07:06	Professor of Astrophotology	Science Building, only Floor, next door to the glowing dust of the mens room
Colbert Ionescuberg N.S.F. hired 1991-03-05 15:04:56	Particle Physics Interim Professor	Science Building, beyond the only office of the aparatus of Lab Master of Transpatial Studies
Pedro DerBulstein H.E.M.(PL) hired 1991-07-08 02:12:20	xth Distinguished Professor of Particle Physics	Science Building, last Floor, over the glowing dust of the glowing dust of Assistant of Transpatial Studies
Tiffany Schoorlnov hired 1994-05-04 15:08:06	Distinguished Professor of Transpatial Studies	Hespritt Hall, xth Floor, right before the only office of the only experiment of of Recreational Physics
Giovanni Zubizarreta P.Q.E.D hired 1998-05-17 02:05:24	eighth Substitute Lab Assistant of Pollution and Noise Studies	Science Building, seventh Floor, obscured by the mens room
Bradley B. LaZentaison-Queshire hired 1992-02-10 22:10:32	Matter Transport Lab Master	Annex Building, right before the ladies facilities
Deion Zielinskison PL.D P.R.E.M. hired 1978-06-20 01:10:09	Transpatial Studies Lab Assistant	Science Building, first Floor, hidden by the glowing dust of the forteenth office of Dignitary of Superlow Energies
Blake Descoteaux cc Q.M.(PL) hired 1988-07-26 17:12:38	Theoretical Tribology Professor	Administration Building, beyond the eighth office of the discarted parts of
Carolina Maoilseachlainninov-Bruno M.U. Q.E.D hired 1998-07-28 21:09:32	Professor of Matter Transport	Administration Building, over the dismanted contraption of
Crystal R. Mondadori P.PL.D Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) hired 1991-12-17 20:02:51	Professor of Particle Physics	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, beyond the janitors hover buffer
Jalen VanBorgsky-VanDirkberg H.R.E.M. hired 1983-08-24 02:04:40	only Disregarded Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions	Science Building, first Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Dewey S. Sultansen H.N.S.F P.N.A. hired 1978-01-31 22:10:07	sixth and a half Substitute of Scientific Arts	Administration Building, xth Floor, behind the mens room
Hanna Uenoman P.cc hired 1999-05-27 20:04:06	Substitute Professor of Applied Tribology	Annex Building, sixth and a half Floor, right before the discarted parts of
Ashanti McBaudinstein hired 1986-07-08 21:04:48	Temporary Professor of Transpatial Studies	Administration Building, next to the janitors hover buffer
Jaylen McBoonnov H.N.A. P.M.U. hired 1994-12-03 07:12:32	Recreational Physics Perfunctory Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, first Floor, over the aparatus of the discarted parts of
Micah Dunst N.S.F. hired 1980-02-23 00:09:28	last Still Standing Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, forteenth Floor, over the glowing dust of the discarted parts of
Travon Di Butchersen X.PL.D PL.D hired 1980-06-04 15:11:55	Astrophotology first Confused Dignitary	Science Building, last Floor, over the mens room
Dennis Beasleylund hired 1991-10-07 17:03:13	Distracted Lab Master of Matter Transport	Administration Building, only Floor, next door to the office of the eighth door
Bryan Davidyan N.A. Q.M.(PL) hired 1974-12-08 08:11:14	Visiting Professor of Recreational Physics	Administration Building, only Floor, next to the aparatus of the office of of Astrophotology
Derek Sato Q.E.D hired 1978-06-14 16:06:00	Dignitary of Contraptions	Annex Building, seventh Floor, next to the mens room
Laura V. Breen P. M.U. hired 1979-05-21 19:04:08	Honorary seventh Professor of Transpatial Studies	Hespritt Hall, seventh Floor, hidden by the mens room
Hayden LeSpitznogle-Upton M.U. hired 1986-11-25 20:08:14	Extra Dimensions eighth White Haired Director	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the aparatus of the sixth and a half office of Professor of Temporal Stud
Ethan Di St John hired 1984-01-07 08:02:52	Assistant of Perpendicular Dimensions	Science Building, next door to the office of the eighth door
Enrique Ibbott X.N.A. P. Q.M.(PL) hired 1994-08-13 00:05:03	Lab Master of Applied Tribology	Science Building, only Floor, next to the mens room
Harrison E. Yoxallberg-Strangestein H.Q.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1981-08-06 02:07:52	Matter Transport Lab Master	Hespritt Hall, last Floor, next to the office of the first experiment of Dignitary of Temporal Studies
Rebekah Szarvas P.cc Q.M.(PL) hired 1982-12-10 04:11:34	Theoretical Tribology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, underneith the janitors hover buffer
Kyle Blumenthallov cc hired 1981-11-17 11:04:38	Temporal Studies Professor	Science Building, last Floor, behind the office of the mens room
Fatima W. Ioannidissky-Smedleyman Q.M.(PL) hired 1989-08-22 05:02:21	Professor of Transpatial Studies	Science Building, last Floor, behind the aparatus of the office of Assistant of Theoretical Tribology
Brooklyn Zoricton Q.M.(PL) cc X.N.A. hired 1977-02-10 23:06:25	Recreational Physics White Haired Director	Administration Building, beyond the aparatus of the sixth and a half experiment of Dignitary of Superlow Energies
Cameron DerBolívarstein-Simonissky R.E.M. H. hired 1992-09-22 19:12:31	Astrophotology Assistant Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, behind the aparatus of the ladies facilities
Clark Bagnoliland H.N.A. hired 1978-02-14 08:05:33	forteenth Substitute Professor of Applied Tribology	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, beyond the janitors hover buffer
Malik W. LeByrdton X.R.E.M. hired 1980-06-10 20:04:38	Extra Dimensions Still Standing last Professor	Administration Building, next door to the glowing dust of the dismanted contraption of
Zoey Balogfeld E.M.(PL) PL.D hired 1975-05-08 05:02:02	last Dignitary of Theoretical Performance	Science Building, last Floor, behind the dismanted contraption of
Amy Bloxham Q.M.(PL) hired 1981-01-02 00:05:33	Studious Director of Transpatial Studies	Administration Building, next to the mens room
Samuel Sokolov hired 1990-08-17 00:01:31	Lab Master of Transpatial Studies	Science Building, last Floor, next door to the mens room
Brooklyn K. O`Brandsen H.N.A. Q.M.(PL) hired 1978-09-29 22:08:41	Superlow Energies Assistant	Science Building, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Cory Bjarnesen hired 1974-04-27 12:08:20	Professor of Transpatial Studies	Administration Building, first Floor, hidden by the mens room
Adrian Sackvillesky N.A. hired 1975-11-13 20:08:18	Particle Physics Assistant	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Martin Stumpfnov E.M.(PL) H.N.A. hired 1979-04-26 10:03:02	Lab Assistant of Recreational Physics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, sixth and a half Floor, behind the mens room
Colin O. Di Slootmaekerspova X.PL.D PL.D hired 1982-01-13 07:08:27	Perfunctory Professor of Particle Physics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, next door to the glowing dust of the discarted parts of
Mariana Di Descoteauxsky-DerMcMonet N.A. hired 1991-04-03 02:12:04	Scientific Arts seventh Director	Administration Building, eighth Floor, behind the xth experiment of the dismanted contraption of
Drake Z. Di Yamadainov-MacSorg cc PL.D Q.M.(PL) hired 1987-11-19 16:02:30	Temporary Professor of Theoretical Performance	Administration Building, hidden by the janitors hover buffer
Nolan Stefanssonstein P. N.S.F. X.N.A. hired 1978-07-01 14:02:04	Assistant of Perpendicular Dimensions	Annex Building, last Floor, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Jonah De la Fontaine P.Q.E.D P.cc N.A. hired 1985-08-29 04:08:23	Perpendicular Dimensions last Visiting Assistant	Science Building, forteenth Floor, next to the office of the dismanted contraption of
Cecilia Quattrocchi hired 1974-02-08 00:02:09	first Temporary Dignitary of Matter Transport	Annex Building, over the last office of the discarted parts of
Brenda Magnusson hired 1987-11-02 13:12:42	Lab Master of Pollution and Noise Studies	Annex Building, eighth Floor, underneith the mens room
Felix McZurawberg cc H.PL.D hired 1975-03-11 10:02:17	Theoretical Tribology Master	Science Building, beyond the dismanted contraption of
Guadalupe Zdunowski-Sokolov N.A. H.Q.E.D hired 1988-04-01 02:10:36	Astrophotology eighth Professor	Science Building, xth Floor, next to the first office of the janitors hover buffer
Julio Sloan E.M.(PL) hired 1983-06-29 20:04:46	Perpendicular Dimensions seventh Former Director	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, underneith the first office of the first office of Dignitary of Extra Dimensions
Peyton LeSkjeggestadfeld-DerBarnesberg cc N.A. hired 1983-09-02 07:07:06	Director of Astrophotology	Administration Building, eighth Floor, next door to the mens room
Matthew McDaalmanfeld hired 1989-06-07 19:07:35	Former last Professor of Matter Transport	Science Building, beyond the eighth office of the office of Professor of Applied Kinetics
Karen O`Dustein-Serbanpova hired 1992-08-03 22:07:15	Theoretical Tribology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the only experiment of the aparatus of Assistant of Extra Dimensions
Alison McQuarkfeld N.A. Q.M.(PL) hired 1983-11-08 21:12:19	Theoretical Tribology Dignitary	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, over the sixth and a half door
Mckenna Michaelsonson R.E.M. cc hired 1975-12-28 18:03:51	Theoretical Tribology Professor	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, over the xth door
Jerry Banikstein-DCruzson H.R.E.M. hired 1986-02-18 22:01:55	first Master of Theoretical Tribology	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, hidden by the glowing dust of the dismanted contraption of
Ingrid LaVanQuaranta-Bisset hired 1986-06-11 00:02:20	Temporary Professor of Matter Transport	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, underneith the discarted parts of
Vicky O`Stoddard N.S.F. P.N.A. hired 1979-02-14 08:11:48	Assistant Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Hespritt Hall, last Floor, behind the discarted parts of
Curtis Baxter H.N.A. N.A. hired 1980-12-18 14:01:58	Professor of Temporal Studies	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, behind the ladies facilities
Gert Bernardfeld M.U. H.N.A. hired 1975-02-14 22:01:31	Recreational Physics last Assistant Professor	Administration Building, xth Floor, right before the aparatus of the office of Director of Recreational Physics
Colin DerLaMagro-VanYamatoinov M.U. X.R.E.M. Q.M.(PL) hired 1999-05-28 17:04:18	sixth and a half Professor of Transpatial Studies	Science Building, last Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Kaitlin J. McSuggittlund N.S.F. N.A. hired 1978-09-09 19:08:52	Applied Kinetics Lab Master	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, underneith the last experiment of the last experiment of Master of Extra Dimensions
Derrick Mulryan H.N.A. hired 1995-12-31 18:12:57	Theoretical Performance first Confused Assistant	Science Building, only Floor, behind the mens room
Cheyenne Yamato P.N.A. P.PL.D hired 1979-02-05 01:10:07	Temporal Studies Temporary Master	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, next to the last door
Martin Sheach Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) X.N.A. hired 1977-06-19 17:01:18	Temporary Master of Temporal Studies	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, behind the janitors hover buffer
Teddy Quinonestov H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1996-09-21 15:02:39	Temporal Studies Professor	Hespritt Hall, over the aparatus of the glowing dust of Lab Assistant of Applied Tribology
Trent De Klerk H.E.M.(PL) N.S.F hired 1979-06-19 13:12:17	Temporary sixth and a half Professor of Theoretical Performance	Administration Building, eighth Floor, obscured by the janitors hover buffer
Harrison Sackville H.N.A. hired 1985-08-10 22:05:24	xth Prestigious Professor of Contraptions	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, hidden by the mens room
Micah U. Di MacSkovgaard P.Q.E.D hired 1978-11-26 23:10:08	Perpendicular Dimensions Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, last Floor, hidden by the glowing dust of the discarted parts of
Carson Stylesfeld X.N.A. N.A. N.A. hired 1976-01-26 08:02:46	sixth and a half Lab Assistant of Recreational Physics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Cristobal Zilberschlag N.A. hired 1996-06-02 17:01:07	Superlow Energies Distracted forteenth Professor	Science Building, behind the janitors hover buffer
Levi Z. Yamamotolov-Ichigo P.R.E.M. M.U. hired 1980-03-17 17:03:03	Prestigious Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies	Administration Building, last Floor, underneith the first door
Tanya K. Stamp P.cc PL.D cc hired 1973-10-27 07:01:50	Applied Tribology seventh Professor	Science Building, seventh Floor, obscured by the janitors hover buffer
Camille D. MacSkovgaard N.A. hired 1997-01-28 12:05:52	Still Standing Assistant of Applied Tribology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Blake F. St Johnnov P.M.U. hired 1976-03-04 19:01:21	of Perpendicular Dimensions	Administration Building, eighth Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Carlos Inoue-McMullensen hired 1987-10-22 00:01:56	Scientific Arts only Visiting Dignitary	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, obscured by the glowing dust of the glowing dust of Master of Applied Tribology
Sofia O`Scrivenorstein H.Q.E.D hired 1991-06-03 14:01:26	Theoretical Tribology Assistant Professor	Annex Building, eighth Floor, underneith the office of the glowing dust of Dignitary of Temporal Studies
Kate Morrishfield-Snyder N.A. hired 1978-01-19 05:05:01	Lab Master of Pollution and Noise Studies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, first Floor, next to the last door
Irene Dykstrafeld-McSokolovnov N.A. hired 1994-11-22 18:04:52	Applied Kinetics Lab Master	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, first Floor, next door to the office of the mens room
Henri Smythe-Sorg PL.D hired 1981-11-29 22:04:07	Contraptions Distinguished Assistant Professor	Administration Building, behind the janitors hover buffer
Joel E. Upton cc hired 1984-10-31 16:10:40	Dignitary of Pollution and Noise Studies	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, behind the last office of the office of Assistant Professor of Astrophotology
Heather N. McBaldinilund N.S.F Q.M.(PL) hired 1986-08-25 16:06:04	xth Master of Transpatial Studies	Administration Building, eighth Floor, next door to the office of the janitors hover buffer
Nicholas Bellton N.S.F. N.S.F. N.A. hired 1995-12-29 14:07:13	Lab Master of Applied Kinetics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, hidden by the last experiment of the aparatus of Professor of Recreational P
Victor Demirci P.Q.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1979-10-10 03:01:43	Scientific Arts seventh Master	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, underneith the glowing dust of the mens room
Amy Solomon hired 1983-04-19 00:04:24	Theoretical Performance Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, underneith the ladies facilities
Matthew Sturmtov Q.E.D PL.D hired 1996-08-02 20:09:46	first Assistant of Recreational Physics	Science Building, last Floor, right before the discarted parts of
Michael Marconi N.S.F. hired 1993-06-25 08:02:46	Assistant of Particle Physics	Administration Building, last Floor, hidden by the ladies facilities
Gary Bodrogi P.N.A. hired 1986-05-28 12:08:47	Honorary Professor of Recreational Physics	Science Building, xth Floor, underneith the seventh door
Josephine Sangster-Spooner E.M.(PL) N.S.F. hired 1979-10-17 18:09:27	Astrophotology White Haired Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, last Floor, over the janitors hover buffer
Dawson U. Bass X.N.A. X.cc hired 1994-11-04 21:05:52	Assistant Professor of Matter Transport	Science Building, last Floor, beyond the dismanted contraption of
Avery Underwoodinov Q.M.(PL) cc hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Astrophotology Mad Lab Master	Science Building, eighth Floor, hidden by the ladies facilities
Bianca DerSudworthtov R.E.M. P.N.A. hired 1989-09-13 07:01:03	Disregarded Dignitary of Astrophotology	Annex Building, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the first experiment of the first door
Teresa U. Dubanowski X.N.A. Q.E.D hired 1989-10-13 18:05:32	of Theoretical Performance	Annex Building, only Floor, underneith the office of the mens room
Casey Smedleysky-Stroman hired 1977-11-18 13:07:41	Confused Professor of Particle Physics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, xth Floor, underneith the mens room
Emmanuel Yedlickaman P.cc hired 1995-09-03 21:07:45	Visiting Professor of Temporal Studies	Hespritt Hall, next to the forteenth office of the ladies facilities
Omar Davidyan H.N.S.F. hired 1976-05-29 06:01:14	Assistant Professor of Matter Transport	Science Building, eighth Floor, right before the janitors hover buffer
Jayden Maddox Q.E.D hired 1975-01-31 02:02:06	Temporal Studies Lab Master	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, underneith the discarted parts of
Wadsworth Yankovich-Idonifield H.N.S.F hired 1981-06-04 12:11:43	Recreational Physics Confused Master	Science Building, forteenth Floor, behind the only office of the glowing dust of Professor of Particle Physics
Allyson LeDaalmansen-O`Mottershead Q.E.D P.Q.M.(PL) H.Q.E.D hired 1981-02-04 09:01:32	Lab Assistant of Theoretical Performance	Hespritt Hall, seventh Floor, next to the first door
Peter Bolívarsky-Zivkovicsen Q.E.D X.PL.D hired 1998-04-16 08:08:49	Professor of Recreational Physics	Hespritt Hall, underneith the xth door
Kathleen Bergström hired 1975-03-25 23:07:25	eighth Substitute Master of Pollution and Noise Studies	Administration Building, last Floor, beyond the first office of the first experiment of Assistant Professor of Perpendicular Dim
Julio O`Spoonernov N.A. E.M.(PL) Q.E.D hired 1975-12-03 19:10:34	Substitute eighth Lab Assistant of Recreational Physics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, forteenth Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Danielle DuStudwick-DerBaldinipova N.A. hired 1995-04-08 12:08:06	Distracted Professor of Temporal Studies	Science Building, seventh Floor, obscured by the discarted parts of
Nayeli LaMcSwango R.E.M. P.cc hired 1986-04-07 18:07:35	Theoretical Tribology Distinguished Lab Assistant	Administration Building, last Floor, obscured by the mens room
Gert Quinnton H.N.A. N.A. hired 1985-01-05 02:10:53	Scientific Arts xth Dignitary	Annex Building, only Floor, over the janitors hover buffer
Lance McStudwickfield-DerBaudin Q.E.D hired 1983-06-13 05:03:28	Temporary Lab Master of Scientific Arts	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, eighth Floor, over the eighth door
Jaden VanMacSorg E.M.(PL) H. hired 1991-01-28 09:06:21	Applied Tribology sixth and a half Visiting Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, xth Floor, behind the aparatus of the janitors hover buffer
Dominick Banikstein H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1976-11-08 18:03:38	Applied Tribology Lab Master	Science Building, behind the mens room
Josiah Muellerton hired 1996-08-27 20:08:51	Visiting Master of Recreational Physics	Annex Building, last Floor, behind the only experiment of the only door
Nina Dittmar PL.D hired 1978-06-07 12:10:50	Particle Physics Clueless only Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the mens room
Parker Zdunowskiman N.A. hired 1987-08-04 23:03:38	Visiting Professor of Extra Dimensions	Science Building, next door to the discarted parts of
Bryan Bartha H.cc cc hired 1995-02-02 16:06:59	Perpendicular Dimensions Substitute Lab Assistant	Science Building, eighth Floor, over the ladies facilities
Elizabeth VanMurphyinov M.U. hired 1980-10-30 18:09:16	Recreational Physics first Lab Master	Science Building, eighth Floor, behind the only office of the janitors hover buffer
Felix Q. MacMcSomogyi N.S.F. X.N.S.F hired 1993-04-22 09:05:19	last Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Annex Building, seventh Floor, beyond the seventh door
Valerie Merrickson-Zunino hired 1981-08-27 02:03:31	eighth Professor of Astrophotology	Science Building, obscured by the xth office of the mens room
Athos McLaMorse N.S.F. hired 1994-04-19 00:02:21	Pollution and Noise Studies Interim Dignitary	Annex Building, seventh Floor, hidden by the ladies facilities
Conan Yamadamon-Bolívar PL.D hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Astrophotology xth Temporary Assistant	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, beyond the seventh experiment of the ladies facilities
Henri Stylessen X.E.M.(PL) hired 1993-02-26 03:05:56	Professor of Applied Kinetics	Science Building, only Floor, behind the aparatus of the discarted parts of
Omar VanSpooner-Baudinlund Q.M.(PL) P.cc hired 1987-07-27 02:05:44	Theoretical Tribology forteenth Lab Master	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, next door to the aparatus of the office of Professor of Contraptions
Alberto Scavo H.N.S.F. H.cc hired 1976-12-11 00:05:51	Theoretical Performance forteenth Studious Lab Assistant	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, hidden by the glowing dust of the ladies facilities
Gage Ikin R.E.M. PL.D hired 1985-08-21 21:02:59	Matter Transport xth Dignitary	Science Building, right before the mens room
Zachary K. Steedfield Q.M.(PL) hired 1975-12-01 10:11:49	Former seventh Assistant Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, underneith the only office of the only experiment of Assistant Professor of Contraptions
Heather MacBell N.A. hired 1990-05-14 11:06:47	Director of Particle Physics	Annex Building, xth Floor, right before the last door
Isabella Senior hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Particle Physics Lab Master	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, behind the dismanted contraption of
Caleb Di Mustanenman P.N.A. N.S.F E.M.(PL) hired 1995-06-15 02:08:02	Astrophotology Professor	Science Building, over the mens room
Jakob Smedley-O`Idoni PL.D hired 1988-07-29 08:03:42	Theoretical Tribology Professor	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Zachary LaMustanen H.N.A. hired 1982-10-03 08:10:10	Scientific Arts Professor	Science Building, forteenth Floor, over the dismanted contraption of
Fulbright DuDykstrafield X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1978-07-05 11:05:50	Former of Contraptions	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, over the first office of the mens room
Dominick Balogberg N.S.F M.U. P.cc hired 1975-01-22 00:03:41	Disregarded Director of Recreational Physics	Science Building, right before the glowing dust of the office of Professor of Applied Kinetics
Emma Berger N.A. hired 1992-06-24 22:05:16	Director of Astrophotology	Science Building, seventh Floor, underneith the glowing dust of the mens room
Anwar McDykstrafield P. Q.M.(PL) hired 1993-07-04 18:05:21	Recreational Physics Clueless	Annex Building, next to the aparatus of the aparatus of Professor of Contraptions
Adam LaDuZeni M.U. hired 1976-10-06 07:07:21	Scientific Arts Master	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, beyond the discarted parts of
Gabriela De la Fontaineton hired 1979-01-28 06:09:52	Theoretical Tribology Professor	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, beyond the dismanted contraption of
Casey McYamadaman N.A. hired 1992-09-27 04:10:59	Professor of Transpatial Studies	Science Building, seventh Floor, next door to the mens room
Catlin DuSorgman hired 1976-02-23 04:04:15	Particle Physics Assistant Professor	Hespritt Hall, next door to the mens room
Michael Maddoxmon-Michaelson X.Q.M.(PL) cc hired 1999-03-30 15:10:35	Dignitary of Recreational Physics	Administration Building, behind the discarted parts of
Dalton C. Mein H. hired 1979-08-23 13:05:12	of Scientific Arts	Administration Building, last Floor, hidden by the office of the aparatus of of Applied Kinetics
Gary Meinsky cc cc N.A. hired 1986-02-09 01:01:34	Assistant of Contraptions	Hespritt Hall, obscured by the dismanted contraption of
Bianca Molloystein-DerMorgan P.N.S.F H.PL.D hired 1985-07-11 21:05:55	Professor of Scientific Arts	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, behind the only door
Barry Balogh Q.M.(PL) cc N.A. hired 1979-10-21 23:06:00	Extra Dimensions Prestigious xth Assistant Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, sixth and a half Floor, beyond the glowing dust of the forteenth office of Professor of
Cameron Baumann-LeZolnerowichfeld Q.M.(PL) H.N.A. hired 1999-10-21 22:06:50	Substitute Professor of Astrophotology	Hespritt Hall, next door to the last office of the janitors hover buffer
Debby P. Dunstlund-Moreauton N.A. P.cc hired 1973-12-18 21:01:54	Theoretical Tribology xth	Hespritt Hall, beyond the mens room
Calumet M. Steinmannsen X.N.S.F hired 1994-04-01 02:06:15	Temporary of Theoretical Performance	Administration Building, eighth Floor, underneith the aparatus of the janitors hover buffer
Kennedy Brahmsson Q.E.D hired 1999-07-14 11:12:51	Professor of Superlow Energies	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, next to the mens room
Bianca MacUptonlov N.A. hired 1974-09-18 00:08:58	Interim Assistant of Transpatial Studies	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, next to the mens room
Wesley M. DuMulryan M.U. N.A. hired 1999-03-08 01:11:13	Former Professor of Applied Tribology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, next to the first door
Davon Matevosian Q.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1999-06-13 01:02:27	Director of Extra Dimensions	Science Building, eighth Floor, right before the discarted parts of
Chris Merrickson N.S.F. Q.M.(PL) hired 1982-12-05 19:10:04	Superlow Energies sixth and a half Temporary Director	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, hidden by the last door
Carson Smytheman P.N.A. P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1988-01-06 19:11:44	Extra Dimensions only Disregarded	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, hidden by the sixth and a half door
Luis DuLeSato-Daskalovlov hired 1992-06-27 07:08:04	Master of Perpendicular Dimensions	Science Building, only Floor, next to the mens room
Madison Sackvilleman P.E.M.(PL) P.N.A. hired 1978-06-04 18:11:42	Director of Astrophotology	Administration Building, right before the discarted parts of
Bill LeSalvage hired 1980-12-02 07:01:00	Pollution and Noise Studies seventh Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, next to the glowing dust of the glowing dust of Dignitary of Scientific Arts
Braden Zilberschlag-DerSong Q.M.(PL) hired 1982-11-10 05:10:49	Dignitary of Perpendicular Dimensions	Science Building, obscured by the eighth experiment of the janitors hover buffer
Sandy Di Sedlaksen X.PL.D hired 1975-04-09 08:03:45	Contraptions Confused seventh Professor	Annex Building, obscured by the mens room
Tucker O`Zhangsky cc P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1979-04-06 18:01:38	Lab Assistant of Recreational Physics	Administration Building, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Brady Sheach P.E.M.(PL) X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1996-07-04 16:09:40	Theoretical Performance forteenth	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, right before the mens room
Ida Ikin X.N.A. H. hired 1990-06-19 08:10:08	Master of Applied Kinetics	Annex Building, eighth Floor, next door to the eighth office of the glowing dust of Lab Assistant of Contraptions
Ashlyn Monetteman-De la Fuente cc N.A. hired 1991-05-05 06:03:12	Scientific Arts last	Science Building, xth Floor, next door to the mens room
George N. Zappalund H.N.A. P.N.S.F. hired 1978-11-08 05:05:17	eighth Professor of Scientific Arts	Hespritt Hall, seventh Floor, behind the xth experiment of the glowing dust of Master of Theoretical Performance
Pablo Beaumont P.E.M.(PL) hired 1973-12-06 15:05:01	last Professor of Transpatial Studies	Annex Building, only Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Dewey B. Daalmansky H. N.S.F H.M.U. hired 1993-10-11 07:08:44	Confused Lab Assistant of Particle Physics	Annex Building, first Floor, behind the ladies facilities
Gary McBachmanberg cc hired 1995-03-18 23:12:51	Applied Tribology sixth and a half Director	Science Building, only Floor, over the discarted parts of
Arianna Smeetsfield H. hired 1992-06-03 06:11:58	Recreational Physics Distinguished Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, forteenth Floor, beyond the janitors hover buffer
Arthur DuSmets hired 1990-11-25 19:02:49	Particle Physics Confused Professor	Science Building, next door to the seventh door
Anwar Di Biondi cc P.N.A. P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1978-07-14 21:07:50	Distracted Lab Assistant of Applied Tribology	Administration Building, first Floor, next door to the glowing dust of the mens room
Sandy Sackvilleman X.R.E.M. hired 1991-06-18 00:12:59	Particle Physics White Haired Assistant	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the aparatus of the seventh experiment of Lab Assistant of Astrophotology
Aloysius Daalmanton-Magro cc hired 1980-08-09 18:06:35	Temporal Studies Professor	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, right before the forteenth door
Danny LaStefanssonsky-VanMurphynov P.Q.E.D hired 1993-09-05 20:09:50	Extra Dimensions Director	Science Building, behind the glowing dust of the aparatus of of Theoretical Performance
Devin Balogh N.A. H. hired 1982-02-16 19:06:11	Interim xth Professor of Particle Physics	Hespritt Hall, obscured by the mens room
Derek X. MacBolívar E.M.(PL) hired 1985-06-29 00:04:14	first Dignitary of Pollution and Noise Studies	Science Building, seventh Floor, next door to the mens room
Miles Belmonteson hired 1997-07-16 19:06:05	Particle Physics Studious Master	Administration Building, first Floor, beyond the mens room
Gary D. Beckettinov H.N.S.F X.N.S.F. hired 1977-11-23 04:11:37	Temporary Assistant Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, right before the mens room
Ty Underwood P.N.S.F H.N.S.F hired 1987-02-12 18:07:50	last Prestigious Lab Assistant of Particle Physics	Annex Building, first Floor, next door to the xth office of the xth door
Christian LaBaráthmon hired 1985-01-15 02:06:57	Confused Professor of Transpatial Studies	Science Building, next door to the ladies facilities
Broderick F. VanBolívar P.N.A. Q.M.(PL) hired 1999-02-26 17:04:19	Temporal Studies eighth Distracted Director	Hespritt Hall, behind the janitors hover buffer
Jesus G. Shakesheave Q.E.D N.A. hired 1989-03-31 23:02:34	first Lab Master of Particle Physics	Science Building, first Floor, obscured by the office of the dismanted contraption of
Igor DuDalton X.cc P.N.A. PL.D hired 1980-03-07 00:11:46	Theoretical Performance Clueless Assistant	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, underneith the mens room
Matthew Bellfeld-Di Spiker hired 1974-11-23 05:04:54	Theoretical Performance Professor	Science Building, next door to the office of the discarted parts of
Mark LeBeckettfeld-Zambrano M.U. hired 1980-10-27 17:05:56	Studious Dignitary of Applied Kinetics	Annex Building, sixth and a half Floor, hidden by the aparatus of the janitors hover buffer
Kirk G. DerDe Snaaijerstein-Zambranofield X.PL.D hired 1986-02-20 09:07:21	Lab Master of Astrophotology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, forteenth Floor, next to the glowing dust of the mens room
Damien Blair N.S.F Q.M.(PL) cc hired 1977-10-27 07:08:46	Professor of Superlow Energies	Annex Building, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Walter R. VanBancroftnov-Banister P.N.A. N.S.F hired 1991-12-13 13:06:59	Distracted Lab Master of Theoretical Performance	Hespritt Hall, next to the glowing dust of the mens room
Colby DuMidgley-Stoppelbein hired 1979-03-16 06:08:12	Interim first Professor of Transpatial Studies	Administration Building, over the dismanted contraption of
Ashlyn VanO`Midgley P.PL.D X.N.A. hired 1989-11-04 01:03:05	Temporal Studies Interim forteenth Professor	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, obscured by the aparatus of the only door
Lizbeth Sorge R.E.M. hired 1975-03-02 16:04:00	Dignitary of Astrophotology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, right before the seventh door
Andy LeBokor hired 1984-12-06 00:09:30	Theoretical Performance xth Disregarded Dignitary	Science Building, last Floor, underneith the only office of the glowing dust of of Astrophotology
Ruby Spitznogle cc hired 1998-12-12 15:03:08	Theoretical Performance Temporary sixth and a half Professor	Administration Building, next door to the ladies facilities
Omar Zoltánfiton N.S.F Q.E.D hired 1990-04-17 14:08:10	Particle Physics Former Professor	Science Building, eighth Floor, obscured by the seventh door
Debby DerO`Dirk Q.E.D hired 1994-03-02 17:04:53	Visiting only Lab Master of Matter Transport	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, next to the office of the ladies facilities
Bevis D. Smythe P.cc hired 1984-12-14 12:07:32	Recreational Physics Disregarded Professor	Hespritt Hall, hidden by the eighth office of the mens room
Ryan Z. DerMalonefield-LaMorgan M.U. hired 1989-12-12 11:09:04	Scientific Arts forteenth Professor	Science Building, first Floor, right before the aparatus of the only office of Professor of Extra Dimensions
Jazmin Blackwood-VanSimston Q.E.D P.N.A. hired 1976-09-06 09:12:43	Recreational Physics White Haired Lab Master	Annex Building, obscured by the mens room
Payton Blaise-Beaumontman X.PL.D hired 1977-12-27 07:12:23	Clueless Assistant of Matter Transport	Science Building, last Floor, next to the discarted parts of
Bonnie L. Donohoesky P.cc hired 1984-08-15 15:06:24	Perpendicular Dimensions Master	Science Building, seventh Floor, beyond the glowing dust of the mens room
Eric H. LeDuboisson-Dykstraton N.S.F hired 1988-03-18 01:10:19	Visiting Lab Master of Scientific Arts	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, beyond the glowing dust of the mens room
Alan Schoorl X.M.U. N.A. hired 1983-04-04 20:11:15	Professor of Theoretical Performance	Science Building, first Floor, hidden by the forteenth office of the mens room
Danny Midgleyman H.E.M.(PL) cc hired 1988-04-15 14:02:59	Ignorant Professor of Transpatial Studies	Science Building, first Floor, over the mens room
Isaac Zupan N.A. hired 1987-01-14 17:12:26	Temporary sixth and a half Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, underneith the glowing dust of the aparatus of Professor of Recreational Physics
Leonardo Danielov-Di Sato R.E.M. hired 1999-10-04 19:09:03	Matter Transport Disregarded xth Assistant Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, obscured by the dismanted contraption of
Paul Smeets-Snyder hired 1981-06-19 14:12:14	Studious Professor of Recreational Physics	Annex Building, xth Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Ashton Z. VanBecker-LaMurdocksky Q.M.(PL) hired 1981-12-06 21:05:49	Particle Physics Assistant Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, xth Floor, next door to the xth experiment of the janitors hover buffer
Joyce Ungaretti-Ionescu R.E.M. X. hired 1989-12-19 03:03:03	Ignorant Assistant of Astrophotology	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, next to the glowing dust of the discarted parts of
Hayden Bootsma H. hired 1990-09-12 23:08:13	Perpendicular Dimensions seventh Assistant	Science Building, first Floor, behind the glowing dust of the forteenth office of Master of Theoretical Tribology
Ronald J. McIoannidismon-Di Ingolfs N.S.F. hired 1973-07-20 10:04:28	Ignorant forteenth Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the aparatus of the discarted parts of
Ashton LaBellonilund H.M.U. hired 1998-12-14 11:02:56	Astrophotology Prestigious	Science Building, only Floor, behind the discarted parts of
Carly Zeni-Draganov P.M.U. Q.E.D hired 1992-10-03 08:09:37	forteenth Assistant of Theoretical Performance	Science Building, only Floor, obscured by the mens room
Edwin VanDuMurdoch hired 1976-11-20 08:03:35	Recreational Physics White Haired	Science Building, underneith the glowing dust of the dismanted contraption of
Ty Belmontenov R.E.M. X.N.A. hired 1980-10-19 20:07:17	Master of Particle Physics	Science Building, seventh Floor, next to the janitors hover buffer
Dillon O. DuMorettisky N.S.F. M.U. hired 1995-07-05 02:04:57	Clueless Lab Master of Recreational Physics	Administration Building, last Floor, obscured by the forteenth experiment of the discarted parts of
Bryan Blevinberg-VanUnterbrinkland hired 1992-04-09 10:09:56	Disregarded Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies	Annex Building, sixth and a half Floor, underneith the only office of the only experiment of Lab Master of Applied Kinetics
Dominic Y. Yakovlevman N.A. N.A. H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1975-06-08 04:06:43	sixth and a half Confused Lab Master of Theoretical Performance	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, beyond the janitors hover buffer
Katie LeBanisterland hired 1978-06-30 18:11:16	Transpatial Studies seventh Distracted Assistant	Administration Building, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Cristobal Stromansen-LaYamato N.A. M.U. N.A. hired 1982-02-28 02:03:53	Recreational Physics eighth Professor	Administration Building, over the ladies facilities
Charlotte Zubizarreta-LeDi Stefanofield cc P.M.U. hired 1997-02-24 07:02:10	first Confused Professor of Theoretical Performance	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, obscured by the only office of the mens room
Virginie DuUnruhberg cc hired 1974-11-26 13:11:48	only Temporary Lab Master of Theoretical Tribology	Science Building, only Floor, obscured by the eighth office of the aparatus of Professor of Astrophotology
Atticus Brahms PL.D N.A. hired 1976-07-16 07:02:46	only of Astrophotology	Science Building, eighth Floor, next to the mens room
Darold Spada cc N.A. hired 1974-04-04 18:05:38	Perpendicular Dimensions Mad last Assistant Professor	Science Building, first Floor, next door to the mens room
Nicolas Yamato X.E.M.(PL) N.S.F E.M.(PL) hired 1980-01-26 19:06:25	Extra Dimensions Assistant Professor	Administration Building, seventh Floor, right before the ladies facilities
Angel J. MacSzwedkoinov hired 1999-06-01 16:03:15	Temporal Studies Distinguished Assistant Professor	Administration Building, seventh Floor, behind the only office of the glowing dust of Lab Assistant of Recreational Physics
Kobe MacYatesberg cc X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1998-11-09 07:10:13	Temporal Studies Visiting Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, beyond the office of the janitors hover buffer
Yesenia R. Ikin H.cc hired 1992-12-11 15:05:13	Perpendicular Dimensions Director	Science Building, seventh Floor, behind the only door
Raven Morettisky-Scrivenorinov Q.E.D H.N.A. H.N.A. hired 1974-07-17 14:04:40	Contraptions Director	Administration Building, only Floor, hidden by the aparatus of the dismanted contraption of
Christopher DuDubois-LeSchoorl X.PL.D H.N.A. hired 1975-10-06 00:11:31	Superlow Energies Lab Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, first Floor, behind the ladies facilities
Lizbeth McYedlicka-Di Underwoodlov hired 1999-07-17 15:01:48	Assistant Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, right before the mens room
Wesley E. Scullylov Q.M.(PL) P.R.E.M. hired 1980-11-03 12:11:56	Astrophotology Professor	Annex Building, seventh Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Heaven VanInnocenti-O`Yoyodyneson N.A. hired 1993-08-19 14:08:05	Transpatial Studies sixth and a half Assistant Professor	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, underneith the dismanted contraption of
Antonio Sackvillesky H.R.E.M. E.M.(PL) hired 1996-06-04 05:08:56	Lab Assistant of Astrophotology	Science Building, seventh Floor, underneith the xth door
Savanna DerYongman H.E.M.(PL) hired 1978-09-19 12:08:21	Prestigious eighth Director of Astrophotology	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, behind the ladies facilities
Danny G. McZambranomon-VanMueller M.U. cc hired 1977-11-17 11:09:24	Lab Assistant of Scientific Arts	Administration Building, first Floor, beyond the forteenth office of the forteenth office of Professor of Astrophotology
Kate LaBogdanovic-O`Möllertov R.E.M. M.U. hired 1999-01-27 09:01:59	Professor of Superlow Energies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, eighth Floor, behind the aparatus of the mens room
Charlotte G. VanMacMooren H.N.A. hired 1984-10-04 12:05:57	Temporal Studies Clueless Professor	Science Building, only Floor, obscured by the sixth and a half experiment of the ladies facilities
Jared De la Fuente-Zivkovicstein M.U. P.R.E.M. N.A. hired 1990-09-09 12:10:45	Lab Master of Applied Tribology	Administration Building, obscured by the first experiment of the dismanted contraption of
Dylan McMarqueringhsky X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1980-02-27 12:08:29	Transpatial Studies xth Lab Master	Administration Building, next to the aparatus of the dismanted contraption of
Liam T. McBertrandland N.A. hired 1995-05-19 11:06:28	Perpendicular Dimensions Interim sixth and a half Master	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, beyond the forteenth experiment of the forteenth office of Professor of R
Jayden V. McMurdocklund H.E.M.(PL) hired 1978-09-18 14:11:28	Extra Dimensions last Mad Professor	Administration Building, last Floor, behind the glowing dust of the janitors hover buffer
Christian Stainthorpeberg H.PL.D P.Q.E.D hired 1983-07-31 17:05:26	Recreational Physics Substitute xth Assistant Professor	Science Building, first Floor, underneith the seventh door
Valerie DuIchigofield H.Q.E.D hired 1997-04-11 17:05:21	Matter Transport Substitute Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, obscured by the office of the sixth and a half experiment of Professor of Te
Benjamin LeDi Bobienski N.A. N.A. PL.D hired 1997-11-12 18:09:15	Ignorant first Assistant Professor of Applied Tribology	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, next to the ladies facilities
Bradley Di Stefano P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1982-04-05 20:07:43	Theoretical Tribology Distinguished only Professor	Science Building, next to the only experiment of the office of Lab Master of Matter Transport
Madeleine Stacks-DuQuintanafeld P.N.S.F. PL.D hired 1974-04-23 20:05:48	Theoretical Tribology	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Dante McBulgarisky N.S.F. Q.M.(PL) hired 1976-04-02 13:02:52	Theoretical Tribology seventh Clueless Professor	Science Building, eighth Floor, behind the aparatus of the aparatus of Professor of Contraptions
Mindy McSpellmeyer cc hired 1986-12-15 07:10:59	Applied Tribology Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, hidden by the last experiment of the aparatus of Professor of Superlow Energies
Pedro DuDeniaudland R.E.M. hired 1988-04-27 07:01:41	Professor of Astrophotology	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, right before the discarted parts of
Canfield U. Di Bergströmsen-DerMcZheung N.S.F hired 1989-10-05 22:08:11	Prestigious Assistant Professor of Contraptions	Science Building, last Floor, obscured by the discarted parts of
Hanna C. Yamatolund X.N.A. hired 1981-08-12 00:04:03	Pollution and Noise Studies Director	Annex Building, seventh Floor, beyond the glowing dust of the aparatus of Professor of Theoretical Tribology
Dennis Brewer P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1983-10-30 16:06:10	Theoretical Performance Professor	Hespritt Hall, seventh Floor, behind the office of the glowing dust of Professor of Astrophotology
Lamar Masky X.R.E.M. hired 1989-10-07 18:05:15	Disregarded Professor of Superlow Energies	Administration Building, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the aparatus of the last door
Danny O`Mortensentov-McDe Snaaijermon Q.M.(PL) hired 1997-04-05 05:06:24	Temporal Studies Distracted xth Professor	Science Building, first Floor, hidden by the mens room
Mckenzie E. Bushton N.A. E.M.(PL) hired 1975-07-17 16:12:16	Former Dignitary of Scientific Arts	Science Building, seventh Floor, behind the dismanted contraption of
Enrique LeDerSerban X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1997-06-09 01:03:42	Theoretical Performance	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, beyond the aparatus of the mens room
Claudette LaSmythelund N.S.F hired 1973-10-29 02:12:12	Professor of Theoretical Performance	Hespritt Hall, over the mens room
Atticus Matveev E.M.(PL) hired 1973-09-03 03:02:15	Particle Physics Professor	Science Building, eighth Floor, beyond the glowing dust of the office of Master of Astrophotology
Alberto O`McSpooner P.N.S.F hired 1984-07-25 00:08:22	Former only of Superlow Energies	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, over the discarted parts of
Ansel Belmonteberg cc hired 1993-01-21 02:11:31	Master of Theoretical Performance	Annex Building, sixth and a half Floor, hidden by the forteenth experiment of the dismanted contraption of
Josephine D. Di Mulder-Stroudnov R.E.M. N.A. H.Q.E.D hired 1980-12-13 01:09:24	Scientific Arts Master	Science Building, forteenth Floor, over the discarted parts of
Raul Buhrlund H. hired 1992-04-13 23:04:48	Recreational Physics Professor	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, obscured by the office of the glowing dust of Professor of Applied Tribology
Charlotte DerDuUngaretti X.Q.E.D M.U. hired 1980-07-09 06:05:06	Former Assistant Professor of Applied Kinetics	Annex Building, beyond the glowing dust of the sixth and a half door
Summer LeBuckleytov Q.M.(PL) hired 1992-08-18 07:08:15	Extra Dimensions Dignitary	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the mens room
Derek VanSutherlandlov hired 1978-03-07 07:11:47	Director of Applied Tribology	Science Building, seventh Floor, underneith the aparatus of the janitors hover buffer
Gabriel J. Bobal P.Q.M.(PL) P.E.M.(PL) P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1984-03-02 16:07:03	Particle Physics Temporary eighth Assistant	Science Building, first Floor, next door to the mens room
Dominic LeQuaranta H.N.S.F. P.N.S.F N.A. hired 1986-10-26 11:10:34	Lab Master of Transpatial Studies	Administration Building, xth Floor, next door to the only door
Pablo Descoteaux-LeYoyodyne PL.D hired 1981-11-21 10:07:54	Particle Physics Confused first Assistant	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, hidden by the aparatus of the sixth and a half office of Assistant of Applied Tribology
Maggie N. Simsman H.cc hired 1989-05-27 08:06:01	Applied Kinetics White Haired Lab Master	Science Building, forteenth Floor, hidden by the glowing dust of the janitors hover buffer
Clay DerYoxallsen H.M.U. R.E.M. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Pollution and Noise Studies Professor	Science Building, xth Floor, obscured by the dismanted contraption of
Chris Backus H.cc hired 1981-05-02 08:03:01	Superlow Energies Temporary Director	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, obscured by the office of the mens room
Marco Bager H.N.S.F. N.A. cc hired 1995-11-07 20:06:08	Honorary last of Theoretical Performance	Science Building, seventh Floor, beyond the janitors hover buffer
Mathew Morriss hired 1980-10-31 13:09:42	Astrophotology Honorary Lab Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, hidden by the last office of the aparatus of Dignitary of Temporal Studies
Jayden McSternbergsky Q.E.D hired 1999-09-17 10:04:06	Recreational Physics	Science Building, only Floor, hidden by the office of the aparatus of Lab Master of Applied Kinetics
Dillon DerSzwedko N.A. Q.M.(PL) hired 1986-10-14 04:11:55	Astrophotology first Former Professor	Annex Building, only Floor, obscured by the sixth and a half experiment of the mens room
Theodore O`Mulloy-Bateston H.E.M.(PL) H.Q.E.D N.A. hired 1993-04-20 13:10:13	Particle Physics Temporary first Professor	Administration Building, sixth and a half Floor, over the mens room
Wanda Dubanowski H.R.E.M. hired 1976-02-02 14:02:47	Honorary Director of Perpendicular Dimensions	Hespritt Hall, hidden by the dismanted contraption of
Marc I. McSkovgaardstein N.A. R.E.M. hired 1975-11-27 00:06:22	Astrophotology Clueless Professor	Annex Building, last Floor, over the eighth experiment of the eighth office of Assistant of Matter Transport
Griffin Zdunowski N.A. H.N.A. N.S.F. hired 1989-10-21 18:05:29	Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions	Science Building, first Floor, right before the mens room
Edouard Mullen hired 1981-03-30 11:10:06	Perfunctory Professor of Astrophotology	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Kendall LeSuggittberg-Belrose Q.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1990-08-06 10:04:54	Astrophotology eighth Former Professor	Science Building, only Floor, right before the office of the janitors hover buffer
Alexia Mafeld R.E.M. N.A. Q.M.(PL) hired 1974-12-11 18:04:02	Ignorant Lab Assistant of Pollution and Noise Studies	Science Building, last Floor, beyond the dismanted contraption of
Wyatt MacBuckholtz-VanMortensen hired 1990-09-12 07:03:19	Scientific Arts Temporary Dignitary	Science Building, eighth Floor, obscured by the forteenth experiment of the discarted parts of
Nathaniel McMa-Berger P.E.M.(PL) hired 1996-01-03 07:02:56	Superlow Energies first Distracted Professor	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, right before the mens room
Rina I. VanBullov-LaMacBrandt cc X.Q.E.D hired 1996-03-28 15:02:39	of Perpendicular Dimensions	Annex Building, seventh Floor, hidden by the xth door
Jakob LaZiemniaknov-DerMonet H.R.E.M. H.N.S.F cc hired 1982-05-02 07:10:44	Particle Physics Master	Science Building, forteenth Floor, hidden by the mens room
Joseph Bager-Daltonberg hired 1991-04-27 15:01:29	Professor of Astrophotology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, first Floor, right before the mens room
Abelard DCruz P. hired 1982-09-07 21:06:38	first Lab Master of Transpatial Studies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the glowing dust of the office of Lab Master of Particle Physics
Macy H. Ingerslebeninov R.E.M. X.cc hired 1986-05-14 19:04:22	first Professor of Astrophotology	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, beyond the ladies facilities
Selena N. LeMorrissnov cc hired 1992-02-14 03:12:31	Theoretical Tribology Mad Assistant Professor	Science Building, over the dismanted contraption of
Edgar Di Bellonisky hired 1980-08-24 18:03:53	Lab Assistant of Matter Transport	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, underneith the discarted parts of
Colin A. LeDuBernard H.cc N.A. hired 1986-10-21 01:05:32	Astrophotology last Interim Lab Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, next door to the glowing dust of the janitors hover buffer
Henri Di Ingolfstov P.R.E.M. H.N.A. hired 1984-03-07 09:04:25	Matter Transport White Haired Professor	Science Building, forteenth Floor, next to the mens room
Bradley DuSchubertmon-Bagerstein N.A. P.cc Q.M.(PL) hired 1990-02-01 13:05:47	White Haired Professor of Transpatial Studies	Annex Building, first Floor, underneith the dismanted contraption of
Brandon Sponaugle Q.E.D H.N.S.F. hired 1977-01-06 21:03:59	Astrophotology eighth Lab Master	Annex Building, sixth and a half Floor, obscured by the mens room
Matthew S. Byrd-Zheung R.E.M. N.A. hired 1996-02-04 03:05:54	Particle Physics Distracted Professor	Science Building, underneith the janitors hover buffer
Kiara Bulgari H.N.A. N.S.F hired 1990-05-07 09:09:15	eighth Professor of Applied Kinetics	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, over the first door
Olivia LaBaráth-DerSkovgaard N.S.F. cc hired 1989-06-29 13:01:20	Lab Assistant of Applied Kinetics	Annex Building, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Lindsay Zubizarreta-Yongtov E.M.(PL) hired 1976-01-26 08:10:08	Transpatial Studies Professor	Science Building, first Floor, right before the office of the mens room
Sebastien VanZabatberg PL.D hired 1986-02-01 13:10:42	Applied Tribology Perfunctory Professor	Science Building, xth Floor, obscured by the janitors hover buffer
Tara Dubanowski-Beckermon H.cc hired 1989-11-09 09:12:06	Pollution and Noise Studies Dignitary	Annex Building, first Floor, beyond the mens room
Aristotle Bergströmton-Bogomolovtov Q.E.D hired 1981-02-28 03:07:11	Professor of Contraptions	Annex Building, seventh Floor, beyond the janitors hover buffer
Benjamin LaSzwedkomon Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) hired 1982-10-27 08:01:46	Recreational Physics Ignorant Professor	Annex Building, only Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Kevin DuBabineauxman N.S.F. PL.D hired 1998-08-07 06:01:59	Mad forteenth Professor of Superlow Energies	Administration Building, sixth and a half Floor, obscured by the mens room
Holly S. Breen X.N.A. H.Q.E.D hired 1990-05-08 00:12:37	Prestigious Lab Assistant of Theoretical Tribology	Administration Building, next door to the discarted parts of
Seth U. McYordanov Q.M.(PL) N.S.F hired 1975-10-29 07:09:09	Scientific Arts Assistant	Science Building, last Floor, obscured by the mens room
Joseph T. DuYong hired 1989-06-03 03:04:17	Professor of Extra Dimensions	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, next door to the aparatus of the janitors hover buffer
Gregory Szabolcsiinov P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1983-11-14 21:05:39	forteenth Substitute Professor of Matter Transport	Science Building, only Floor, next door to the seventh experiment of the glowing dust of Professor of Superlow Energies
Jayden DerZiemniakman-Benscoterland P.E.M.(PL) hired 1973-07-16 13:02:35	Recreational Physics Clueless Assistant	Annex Building, last Floor, right before the glowing dust of the only office of Dignitary of Transpatial Studies
Ashleigh Sponaugle PL.D hired 1992-01-04 03:03:42	Applied Kinetics Substitute last Assistant Professor	Science Building, only Floor, right before the last experiment of the glowing dust of Assistant of Extra Dimensions
Lee LaBartolomeo P.PL.D hired 1975-12-23 17:09:29	Interim first Professor of Applied Tribology	Annex Building, over the janitors hover buffer
Cole Schoorlfeld Q.M.(PL) R.E.M. hired 1993-09-03 06:11:19	Disregarded first Lab Assistant of Extra Dimensions	Hespritt Hall, next to the aparatus of the discarted parts of
Don DerZingel H. Q.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1997-06-16 01:02:40	Ignorant Professor of Applied Tribology	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, next door to the glowing dust of the janitors hover buffer
Kermit Monet P.E.M.(PL) hired 1991-09-14 21:11:24	Professor of Superlow Energies	Administration Building, xth Floor, next door to the mens room
Griffin Mooneymon E.M.(PL) X.cc hired 1989-07-07 16:06:00	Perfunctory Director of Recreational Physics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next to the dismanted contraption of
Nayeli Y. Sigurdsson H.N.S.F N.A. N.S.F. hired 1989-09-05 08:05:51	Contraptions Dignitary	Science Building, eighth Floor, behind the discarted parts of
Heather DuMulryanfield cc hired 1984-07-05 00:07:19	Scientific Arts Professor	Administration Building, next to the mens room
Rebekah Ikin hired 1976-03-23 22:06:21	Temporal Studies eighth Assistant Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the mens room
Hope DerBellerosefeld P.PL.D Q.E.D hired 1988-02-23 07:09:26	Former Director of Theoretical Tribology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, next door to the aparatus of the glowing dust of Director of Transpatial Stu
Ida Uberti PL.D hired 1980-01-13 01:01:23	Particle Physics last Distinguished	Science Building, last Floor, behind the office of the aparatus of Lab Assistant of Pollution and Noise Studies
Nicole Mulryan-LeZingelstein N.S.F. hired 1991-11-09 23:07:20	Perfunctory Professor of Recreational Physics	Administration Building, xth Floor, right before the xth door
Van Sangster P.N.S.F E.M.(PL) hired 1985-12-11 22:05:52	Matter Transport Director	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Camden Bulgari Q.E.D P.N.A. cc hired 1978-05-30 15:12:22	Confused Director of Applied Tribology	Science Building, underneith the mens room
Zachary Y. DerDeadmannov-Quick N.S.F Q.M.(PL) hired 1976-05-14 04:06:45	Professor of Particle Physics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, next door to the xth office of the office of Professor of Scientific Arts
Elena Monette H.PL.D hired 1990-11-08 16:11:06	Matter Transport Lab Master	Administration Building, xth Floor, beyond the mens room
Sandra Borg cc P.PL.D hired 1983-01-16 22:12:05	first Studious Master of Pollution and Noise Studies	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, underneith the discarted parts of
Sophie De Snaaijer M.U. M.U. cc hired 1975-02-13 21:04:14	Director of Superlow Energies	Annex Building, seventh Floor, next door to the office of the ladies facilities
Brenden Song Q.M.(PL) Q.E.D hired 1983-08-19 21:04:47	Professor of Contraptions	Annex Building, xth Floor, over the only experiment of the mens room
Aaron Butcher Q.M.(PL) P.N.A. hired 1998-06-18 13:11:34	Superlow Energies eighth Visiting Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, first Floor, beyond the glowing dust of the mens room
Dolly Sorg hired 1993-10-04 03:12:43	xth Substitute Professor of Particle Physics	Hespritt Hall, seventh Floor, next door to the office of the seventh door
Cristian E. Bulgari H.N.S.F hired 1978-08-22 10:06:58	Lab Master of Transpatial Studies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, first Floor, obscured by the janitors hover buffer
Kathleen McBodrogipova-Sung N.S.F hired 1975-12-14 15:04:14	Applied Kinetics Still Standing Lab Master	Annex Building, first Floor, right before the aparatus of the aparatus of Dignitary of Recreational Physics
Bernard Quark-Unruhnov P.N.S.F. N.A. hired 1994-08-28 20:07:39	Visiting forteenth Professor of Matter Transport	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, eighth Floor, underneith the aparatus of the sixth and a half door
Colbert McBagniberg P.N.A. N.A. hired 1979-05-01 10:03:02	Theoretical Tribology Temporary Assistant Professor	Administration Building, only Floor, obscured by the janitors hover buffer
Mckenna Zsoldos H.cc N.A. hired 1984-06-07 08:10:41	Assistant Professor of Astrophotology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, eighth Floor, next to the discarted parts of
Francisco Songfeld-Sedlak P.R.E.M. hired 1978-02-22 16:03:59	Contraptions forteenth Distracted Lab Master	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next to the aparatus of the janitors hover buffer
Humberto A. O`Ibsensen hired 1974-10-17 15:07:40	eighth Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions	Science Building, seventh Floor, behind the dismanted contraption of
Catherine P. DuMurdock N.S.F hired 1991-12-22 03:04:15	Astrophotology Mad Assistant Professor	Science Building, underneith the mens room
Lindsay N. O`Snellman P.PL.D hired 1998-11-04 06:10:51	Transpatial Studies Professor	Annex Building, first Floor, next to the first office of the aparatus of Assistant Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies
Bill Birdberg X.cc Q.M.(PL) hired 1977-09-20 15:11:15	Perpendicular Dimensions xth	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, beyond the office of the last office of Director of Astrophotology
Zachary Dubois H.N.S.F. PL.D hired 1978-11-29 18:11:19	Still Standing Director of Particle Physics	Science Building, eighth Floor, obscured by the discarted parts of
Christopher Sololov R.E.M. hired 1999-01-11 23:09:47	Interim first Lab Master of Scientific Arts	Annex Building, beyond the forteenth experiment of the forteenth experiment of Assistant Professor of Contraptions
Rafael MacSuggittlund M.U. hired 1997-06-01 10:04:44	Ignorant Assistant of Contraptions	Administration Building, eighth Floor, underneith the glowing dust of the mens room
Daniel Moretti N.A. hired 1993-04-08 07:03:13	Distracted forteenth Professor of Theoretical Performance	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, behind the discarted parts of
Lucas A. McBokori N.A. R.E.M. hired 1993-08-01 22:01:39	Perpendicular Dimensions eighth Professor	Science Building, next door to the mens room
Sebastien Brooks E.M.(PL) hired 1985-02-21 21:11:58	of Astrophotology	Administration Building, eighth Floor, over the ladies facilities
Haley Magronov-O`Buchananfeld Q.E.D N.S.F hired 1982-07-10 15:06:41	Matter Transport forteenth Director	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, sixth and a half Floor, hidden by the dismanted contraption of
Helene Yordanovsky H.N.A. hired 1993-09-21 22:11:13	first Professor of Scientific Arts	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, obscured by the aparatus of the forteenth experiment of Lab Master of Theoretical Performance
Isaac VanBuchananfeld N.A. hired 1976-09-19 18:05:54	Particle Physics Professor	Science Building, underneith the only office of the dismanted contraption of
Roman Stromanlov P.R.E.M. hired 1977-04-13 07:07:01	Interim forteenth Professor of Applied Tribology	Science Building, forteenth Floor, hidden by the glowing dust of the xth experiment of Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies
Chantal MacSuzukisen N.A. hired 1977-09-13 18:04:09	forteenth Professor of Applied Kinetics	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, beyond the ladies facilities
James Di Stromanland P.R.E.M. hired 1993-02-12 12:08:51	Temporal Studies Professor	Science Building, underneith the mens room
Skylar McScrivenor H.M.U. hired 1977-09-09 00:06:02	Still Standing eighth Professor of Contraptions	Annex Building, beyond the glowing dust of the last office of Professor of Applied Tribology
Robert B. MacUpton-Berger cc PL.D hired 1999-09-08 09:05:09	Particle Physics	Administration Building, last Floor, right before the discarted parts of
Alejandra Butcherman P.N.A. P.Q.M.(PL) hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Perpendicular Dimensions Assistant Professor	Hespritt Hall, xth Floor, underneith the janitors hover buffer
Barney Q. Sackville E.M.(PL) hired 1995-05-01 14:07:00	Still Standing last Assistant Professor of Astrophotology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, forteenth Floor, hidden by the mens room
Camden Malone N.S.F. cc hired 1982-01-23 02:11:23	Pollution and Noise Studies sixth and a half Dignitary	Administration Building, sixth and a half Floor, hidden by the seventh door
Jeffrey Doležal P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1979-10-09 07:09:34	of Matter Transport	Science Building, next to the mens room
Nadia Becker P.Q.E.D P.N.S.F. hired 1991-12-13 02:01:18	Superlow Energies Distinguished Professor	Science Building, first Floor, hidden by the mens room
Jamie DuMonetberg N.S.F Q.M.(PL) hired 1991-01-08 14:11:07	Particle Physics eighth Visiting Lab Assistant	Science Building, behind the only door
Humberto LaStumpf-Zellweger Q.M.(PL) H.N.S.F P.PL.D hired 1975-02-09 08:05:13	first Director of Recreational Physics	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, next door to the aparatus of the office of Director of Theoretical Performance
Miguel St Martintov P.N.A. hired 1994-05-17 10:03:41	Recreational Physics Director	Science Building, forteenth Floor, over the janitors hover buffer
Noah Blackwood P.Q.E.D hired 1975-07-31 16:11:51	Scientific Arts Lab Master	Hespritt Hall, last Floor, right before the office of the office of Director of Transpatial Studies
Rose Stroud-St Martinnov cc Q.M.(PL) hired 1998-09-01 14:08:33	Substitute eighth Master of Scientific Arts	Science Building, right before the janitors hover buffer
Gerardo LaDi De Vroom P.N.A. hired 1998-10-25 07:10:15	Still Standing Professor of Recreational Physics	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, right before the dismanted contraption of
Dustin Zingelberg Q.M.(PL) hired 1996-07-25 15:11:34	only Honorary Professor of Extra Dimensions	Science Building, seventh Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
John Q. Buckholtzfield M.U. R.E.M. hired 1984-11-27 17:01:41	Master of Applied Tribology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Mindy D. Suzuki H.Q.M.(PL) H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1975-09-28 14:08:03	Contraptions Honorary Professor	Science Building, last Floor, obscured by the discarted parts of
Raven Möller-Mottersheadinov hired 1990-10-06 23:04:27	Temporal Studies Professor	Hespritt Hall, last Floor, obscured by the dismanted contraption of
Daniela F. Barneslund X.R.E.M. hired 1983-10-05 16:06:41	Astrophotology sixth and a half Mad Lab Master	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, underneith the mens room
Demos Matveevlund-Boon PL.D hired 1996-08-16 05:10:16	Professor of Applied Tribology	Hespritt Hall, xth Floor, over the janitors hover buffer
Emmett MacBlackmon-McMoravecberg H.Q.E.D hired 1986-06-14 05:01:49	Superlow Energies Dignitary	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, next to the mens room
Augustine Di Blumfield-Blevin X.Q.M.(PL) X.N.A. N.A. hired 1977-12-20 09:07:29	Substitute seventh Assistant Professor of Transpatial Studies	Annex Building, eighth Floor, obscured by the mens room
Nolan G. Mulder-Doležal R.E.M. Q.M.(PL) N.S.F. hired 1988-03-20 19:01:09	Lab Master of Applied Tribology	Hespritt Hall, next door to the only experiment of the mens room
Leonardo Donohoe H.R.E.M. X.PL.D P.N.A. hired 1978-07-12 06:05:08	Perfunctory last Professor of Astrophotology	Science Building, eighth Floor, obscured by the mens room
Gert G. LaBeasley R.E.M. hired 1989-09-02 05:04:19	Ignorant Dignitary of Astrophotology	Administration Building, xth Floor, next to the glowing dust of the eighth experiment of Master of Perpendicular Dimensions
Angel Stromanmon cc hired 1997-11-23 06:04:51	White Haired forteenth Assistant Professor of Matter Transport	Annex Building, first Floor, over the discarted parts of
Florence E. Zellweger P.N.S.F. hired 1983-02-06 03:01:36	Prestigious Professor of Extra Dimensions	Science Building, next door to the glowing dust of the aparatus of Lab Assistant of Astrophotology
Christopher Zdunowski N.A. hired 1989-11-23 06:03:37	Pollution and Noise Studies eighth Assistant	Hespritt Hall, obscured by the aparatus of the office of Professor of Matter Transport
Lorenzo W. Unterbrink-Ignatovstein X.M.U. hired 1987-12-18 02:08:47	Extra Dimensions Studious eighth Professor	Administration Building, eighth Floor, underneith the janitors hover buffer
Skyler N. Boon-Shakesheave P.Q.E.D hired 1992-10-14 23:08:58	Confused Assistant of Extra Dimensions	Science Building, only Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Amelia Sturm P.M.U. H. hired 1992-03-31 09:10:15	Director of Particle Physics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, beyond the mens room
Raul LeBernard H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1973-05-21 03:03:48	Mad last of Recreational Physics	Science Building, hidden by the glowing dust of the janitors hover buffer
Nathan Morra-Sloan cc M.U. hired 1999-04-22 05:02:14	Extra Dimensions Ignorant Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, behind the forteenth door
Olga O`Motta E.M.(PL) hired 1988-03-31 18:03:17	Matter Transport first Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, beyond the office of the janitors hover buffer
Eli Ziemniaklov N.A. P.cc PL.D hired 1984-03-26 13:08:06	Perfunctory Lab Assistant of Theoretical Performance	Science Building, only Floor, behind the office of the glowing dust of Master of Temporal Studies
Aldous N. Sheachsky Q.M.(PL) H.N.S.F hired 1996-12-08 17:08:28	Ignorant eighth of Particle Physics	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, hidden by the eighth door
Scott J. Dunststein hired 1982-04-28 09:09:11	Master of Recreational Physics	Annex Building, sixth and a half Floor, hidden by the xth office of the mens room
Peter Bissetlund-Sheedyson N.A. hired 1985-04-18 19:08:18	Contraptions Lab Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, obscured by the discarted parts of
Dominic V. VanBurns hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Recreational Physics seventh Still Standing Lab Assistant	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, obscured by the aparatus of the ladies facilities
Jeremiah DerMorgansen-LaLeManfredonia P.E.M.(PL) hired 1973-07-04 10:04:10	Theoretical Performance Clueless eighth Dignitary	Administration Building, xth Floor, over the discarted parts of
Nadia Sponaugle N.S.F. H.Q.M.(PL) N.S.F. hired 1988-10-13 21:06:01	Particle Physics Studious Lab Master	Annex Building, sixth and a half Floor, right before the ladies facilities
Dominick Scavoton hired 1986-09-11 13:12:02	Theoretical Performance Honorary last Professor	Administration Building, xth Floor, underneith the discarted parts of
Hunter C. McMuhammadfeld P.Q.E.D hired 1992-01-02 07:07:18	Perpendicular Dimensions xth Ignorant	Science Building, forteenth Floor, beyond the janitors hover buffer
Roman A. Summerfieldmon P.Q.M.(PL) E.M.(PL) hired 1980-04-09 20:08:33	Astrophotology Dignitary	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, beyond the eighth experiment of the eighth experiment of Professor of Tempor
Calvin Stoppelbein H.N.A. N.A. hired 1977-12-10 05:06:00	Assistant Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies	Science Building, seventh Floor, underneith the janitors hover buffer
Cecilia Markov N.A. P.cc hired 1976-03-31 11:07:07	Transpatial Studies seventh Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, next door to the eighth experiment of the janitors hover buffer
Raul Doctorton N.A. hired 1982-07-05 01:07:33	Applied Kinetics Lab Master	Science Building, last Floor, hidden by the discarted parts of
Michael W. MacBadcockinov-Yoxallberg N.S.F hired 1987-08-25 16:09:21	Professor of Scientific Arts	Administration Building, eighth Floor, beyond the glowing dust of the mens room
Hannah Duke H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1994-06-28 06:01:37	eighth Perfunctory Assistant of Temporal Studies	Annex Building, behind the seventh experiment of the ladies facilities
Rina VanDoležal R.E.M. Q.M.(PL) hired 1974-09-24 02:09:11	Superlow Energies Director	Science Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the mens room
Darius V. Bell H.cc hired 1994-06-17 17:11:09	Applied Tribology Master	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, hidden by the ladies facilities
Randy C. Badcock hired 1977-04-18 02:12:17	Recreational Physics Disregarded Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, beyond the eighth office of the aparatus of Director of Superlow Energies
Joachim A. Draganovlov Q.M.(PL) hired 1986-02-16 11:03:38	Astrophotology Assistant	Annex Building, next to the ladies facilities
Ingrid Di Zubizarretalov P.E.M.(PL) hired 1999-05-25 23:10:47	Applied Tribology Lab Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, sixth and a half Floor, next to the mens room
Esmeralda Buhr-Mueller X.N.A. N.S.F. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Assistant Professor of Astrophotology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, next to the only door
André Di Downersen H.N.A. P.N.S.F. hired 1985-10-25 05:06:53	Temporal Studies Ignorant last Professor	Annex Building, underneith the mens room
David LaO`Suzuki H.N.A. P.N.S.F. P.Q.E.D hired 1988-10-01 19:03:28	Perfunctory Master of Theoretical Performance	Annex Building, last Floor, over the mens room
Phillip Deniaud-Matveevberg hired 1993-05-29 04:06:50	first Professor of Matter Transport	Annex Building, obscured by the glowing dust of the discarted parts of
Derek Y. Marqueringhlov N.A. R.E.M. H. hired 1999-04-10 23:07:32	Astrophotology	Science Building, first Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Scott LaMcZoltánfi-McZeeman H.N.A. hired 1979-05-05 12:04:44	Studious forteenth Professor of Particle Physics	Science Building, beyond the office of the aparatus of Assistant of Superlow Energies
Gage DerScavoinov-Braunsen Q.M.(PL) hired 1998-09-24 23:03:22	Temporal Studies Lab Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the aparatus of the eighth experiment of Professor
Karina Shakesheavetov PL.D N.A. hired 1994-05-15 19:06:20	Theoretical Performance Lab Master	Annex Building, eighth Floor, obscured by the discarted parts of
Genesis Mullane cc hired 1994-08-12 03:07:39	Temporary Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Ernesto MacDoctorton cc hired 1993-11-02 15:05:30	Theoretical Performance	Annex Building, first Floor, next door to the office of the mens room
Jamie Beckett hired 1988-12-17 14:01:48	Theoretical Performance only Professor	Science Building, behind the last door
Cooper S. Morrish N.A. hired 1986-05-20 19:12:17	Master of Recreational Physics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, behind the glowing dust of the mens room
Lindsey Muhammadsky N.A. P.N.A. H.R.E.M. hired 1974-02-08 03:11:22	Mad Master of Recreational Physics	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, beyond the office of the discarted parts of
Chris Marconi N.S.F X.cc hired 1984-09-03 21:10:36	Particle Physics Honorary Director	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, underneith the office of the mens room
Kyla MacDraganovsky-DerMolloy Q.M.(PL) E.M.(PL) hired 1980-07-25 09:04:29	Disregarded Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions	Science Building, last Floor, over the dismanted contraption of
Clay Murdock-MacDvorak N.S.F P.Q.E.D hired 1987-06-19 12:05:32	Substitute eighth of Astrophotology	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, next door to the eighth door
Eric Buhrfeld-Zielinskiland hired 1989-07-30 16:09:51	Extra Dimensions Ignorant Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, right before the last door
Luke Monday N.A. H.N.A. P. hired 1973-12-18 02:06:12	Applied Kinetics Professor	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, behind the eighth office of the dismanted contraption of
Jesse Di MacQuick Q.M.(PL) hired 1997-01-26 10:01:35	Former of Applied Kinetics	Science Building, xth Floor, next to the forteenth office of the ladies facilities
Carlos Bodnársky P.cc M.U. hired 1994-08-06 09:11:37	Professor of Temporal Studies	Administration Building, right before the discarted parts of
Jimmy LeYedlickasky-Somogyi hired 1992-09-29 07:07:07	Matter Transport eighth Interim Lab Master	Annex Building, seventh Floor, right before the aparatus of the dismanted contraption of
Chase Di Beasleytov-VanMatevosian N.A. hired 1994-08-21 04:06:54	Contraptions first Still Standing Master	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, next to the glowing dust of the first office of Professor of Temporal Stu
Cassandra Szabolcsi Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) hired 1993-08-04 15:10:22	Pollution and Noise Studies Lab Assistant	Annex Building, right before the mens room
Jaden Bartolomeoberg M.U. cc Q.E.D hired 1998-01-16 08:09:46	Lab Assistant of Temporal Studies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Raymond Buchananstein cc Q.E.D hired 1980-12-26 12:05:23	Astrophotology Assistant	Science Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Adrian MacBogdanoviclund cc hired 1998-06-20 11:09:14	Temporal Studies Professor	Science Building, xth Floor, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Samantha Di Slezstak-Szombathyinov R.E.M. E.M.(PL) hired 1985-10-03 15:07:28	Temporary Professor of Scientific Arts	Administration Building, first Floor, obscured by the ladies facilities
Lane LeYamamotoson P.cc hired 1980-09-05 14:08:46	Pollution and Noise Studies Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, xth Floor, next door to the only office of the only experiment of Professor of Pollution
Canfield O. Zlatkov cc P.E.M.(PL) hired 1996-11-20 16:07:37	eighth Professor of Theoretical Performance	Science Building, xth Floor, obscured by the discarted parts of
Tony Snellpova-DuBergertov hired 1996-12-25 20:09:28	Applied Kinetics last Lab Assistant	Annex Building, seventh Floor, right before the ladies facilities
Emma M. Stumpfton PL.D hired 1993-05-12 11:06:27	Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, beyond the ladies facilities
Fred Brooksstein hired 1982-05-03 18:08:16	Professor of Recreational Physics	Science Building, eighth Floor, underneith the discarted parts of
Trevis Solo-Mondadorifield N.A. hired 1998-10-31 21:01:17	Theoretical Performance Mad Director	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, beyond the office of the mens room
Rachael Scully hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	first Interim Lab Master of Applied Tribology	Science Building, forteenth Floor, next to the xth experiment of the mens room
Liliana MacMorcemon-Bergfalknov hired 1983-06-08 05:09:18	Superlow Energies	Science Building, first Floor, next to the only office of the office of of Applied Kinetics
Hermine Quickland Q.M.(PL) H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1987-05-18 00:12:58	first Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Science Building, xth Floor, underneith the ladies facilities
Delaney DuBelmonteman P.R.E.M. P.cc hired 1990-10-30 03:07:15	Superlow Energies eighth Clueless Lab Master	Administration Building, only Floor, next door to the glowing dust of the mens room
Steven DerBackusfield-Quincyton hired 1975-08-01 12:12:28	Theoretical Performance Disregarded Professor	Annex Building, only Floor, next door to the glowing dust of the dismanted contraption of
Biff Yoyodyne H.cc X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1999-01-18 02:04:10	Visiting Assistant of Perpendicular Dimensions	Science Building, underneith the forteenth office of the dismanted contraption of
Nadia DuBaudinson cc X.cc hired 1991-04-06 15:06:25	Interim only Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Science Building, seventh Floor, next door to the mens room
Diamond DuDi Schubert-VanYakovlevton R.E.M. hired 1996-05-23 14:11:33	Pollution and Noise Studies Confused xth Assistant	Science Building, seventh Floor, obscured by the ladies facilities
Chase E. Dragomirov M.U. H.cc hired 1994-05-28 15:04:35	last Interim Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, beyond the mens room
Paula Singhmon-Muyskens H.N.S.F hired 1988-01-12 13:04:26	Theoretical Performance Perfunctory first Lab Assistant	Science Building, only Floor, next door to the glowing dust of the dismanted contraption of
Julio C. Sturmstein X.R.E.M. P.R.E.M. hired 1984-01-24 18:11:56	Applied Kinetics Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
April M. Summerfield Q.M.(PL) hired 1992-09-18 09:08:30	Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, right before the only door
Eli DuSpoonerton-LeSimonisman X.cc hired 1986-10-30 11:07:21	Matter Transport only Director	Annex Building, beyond the aparatus of the glowing dust of Professor of Matter Transport
Duke C. VanBardsley P.N.S.F. hired 1987-02-13 13:09:22	Assistant of Perpendicular Dimensions	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, next to the eighth door
Elias MacSalvagemon P.Q.E.D hired 1998-08-28 06:08:31	Particle Physics sixth and a half	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, right before the glowing dust of the janitors hover buffer
Daniela Quintana-Zoltánfi cc hired 1979-05-04 22:12:04	eighth Honorary Professor of Transpatial Studies	Science Building, eighth Floor, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Justin Zentai N.A. PL.D hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Recreational Physics only Professor	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the seventh experiment of the office of Lab Assistant of Applied Tribology
Kara MacMusil E.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1987-04-23 03:12:53	Applied Tribology seventh Interim Assistant Professor	Administration Building, last Floor, hidden by the dismanted contraption of
Pedro F. MacMortensenberg N.A. hired 1993-01-21 22:09:41	Theoretical Tribology Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Wendy Z. Scavo hired 1994-03-01 21:11:46	Contraptions sixth and a half Assistant	Administration Building, first Floor, over the office of the eighth experiment of Assistant of Perpendicular Dimensions
Robert Stigsmon-Innocenti hired 1981-02-14 10:12:58	xth Substitute Assistant of Recreational Physics	Annex Building, only Floor, right before the eighth door
Ashleigh O`Barbernov P.N.A. M.U. hired 1977-06-20 22:04:06	Theoretical Performance White Haired Lab Assistant	Annex Building, first Floor, obscured by the ladies facilities
Kristina X. Bagnolinov-VanSt Martinnov P.E.M.(PL) hired 1974-11-14 12:10:20	Lab Assistant of Superlow Energies	Administration Building, eighth Floor, obscured by the seventh door
Genesis Stoddard P.Q.E.D hired 1997-06-15 05:04:16	Extra Dimensions Former Assistant Professor	Hespritt Hall, last Floor, right before the ladies facilities
Claudia McStigs P.cc N.S.F. hired 1988-10-08 10:02:53	Contraptions Substitute Assistant Professor	Science Building, last Floor, right before the office of the ladies facilities
Elise MacSnellfield PL.D hired 1998-01-12 18:02:26	Particle Physics Still Standing Dignitary	Administration Building, xth Floor, next door to the mens room
Byron Sudworth hired 1992-01-23 05:10:07	Scientific Arts Disregarded Assistant Professor	Science Building, right before the office of the janitors hover buffer
Kate VanMcMerrickson PL.D cc hired 1987-12-29 19:07:18	Disregarded Assistant Professor of Astrophotology	Science Building, last Floor, beyond the dismanted contraption of
Kaleb McDittmarlov N.S.F. hired 1997-05-29 16:04:29	eighth Temporary Professor of Extra Dimensions	Science Building, eighth Floor, next door to the mens room
Rebekah Du-Mlynariksky P.cc hired 1979-07-21 18:11:51	Professor of Particle Physics	Science Building, first Floor, obscured by the glowing dust of the glowing dust of Professor of Theoretical Tribology
Isaiah P. Steed P. hired 1987-07-25 03:04:21	Visiting first Professor of Astrophotology	Administration Building, only Floor, obscured by the forteenth experiment of the forteenth office of Assistant of Matter Transpo
Josue Yates P.N.A. X.N.S.F. hired 1991-08-25 02:08:58	Applied Tribology xth	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, behind the mens room
Peyton DerDi Svéd H.N.S.F hired 1998-01-09 12:07:32	Pollution and Noise Studies last Interim Master	Administration Building, eighth Floor, hidden by the mens room
Vince A. Di MacZeegers PL.D cc hired 1989-09-18 02:04:45	Particle Physics Master	Science Building, xth Floor, obscured by the discarted parts of
Victor Sparks-LaDi Badcock Q.M.(PL) hired 1983-04-06 09:07:02	Honorary seventh Lab Master of Recreational Physics	Science Building, obscured by the seventh experiment of the dismanted contraption of
Cecilia DerStamplov H.N.A. hired 1992-11-30 16:11:24	Lab Assistant of Extra Dimensions	Science Building, over the dismanted contraption of
Tanner Bagni N.A. H.M.U. P.N.A. hired 1987-06-23 15:02:54	Theoretical Performance xth Prestigious Lab Master	Hespritt Hall, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Scribner Mulryanberg P.N.A. hired 1984-08-22 12:10:46	Professor of Theoretical Performance	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Justin Massky-Morgenstern hired 1987-09-01 00:09:26	Recreational Physics Assistant	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, obscured by the dismanted contraption of
Jordyn Di Inoue-Morgenstern N.S.F. hired 1995-10-13 23:06:28	Pollution and Noise Studies only Substitute Assistant Professor	Science Building, forteenth Floor, right before the glowing dust of the sixth and a half door
Dylan McMcBlair hired 1979-12-24 22:05:05	Honorary Lab Assistant of Recreational Physics	Administration Building, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Wesley LaDe Klerk-Baghdassarianland P. N.S.F. hired 1975-12-01 19:10:31	Assistant of Scientific Arts	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, next door to the office of the aparatus of Lab Master of Theoretical Performance
Beryl VanSteinmannfeld cc hired 1988-10-05 09:10:25	Applied Tribology Studious Assistant Professor	Science Building, xth Floor, hidden by the aparatus of the discarted parts of
Kevin LaBogomolovman hired 1993-03-17 00:12:24	Scientific Arts Confused first Professor	Science Building, only Floor, over the mens room
Rylee Xanthopouloston P.E.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1983-08-14 19:07:37	last of Superlow Energies	Hespritt Hall, last Floor, beyond the glowing dust of the discarted parts of
Jordyn DuMöllersky-Bernard PL.D hired 1997-07-17 01:06:00	Pollution and Noise Studies	Science Building, forteenth Floor, beyond the discarted parts of
Grace Boros Q.E.D hired 1982-07-01 16:02:50	Transpatial Studies Visiting Assistant	Hespritt Hall, over the forteenth office of the ladies facilities
Antonio McBlumenthal P.N.A. hired 1987-09-10 09:10:51	Matter Transport Disregarded Professor	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, next door to the only door
Edouard DuSlootmaekerssky cc P.M.U. hired 1978-07-27 11:04:04	Professor of Matter Transport	Science Building, last Floor, obscured by the dismanted contraption of
Haylee McMihajlovicton-Dittmarinov N.A. Q.E.D hired 1979-08-21 05:10:03	Extra Dimensions forteenth Mad Dignitary	Science Building, seventh Floor, behind the office of the mens room
Kennedy Mustanen PL.D X.N.A. hired 1981-04-08 07:04:34	Astrophotology Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, sixth and a half Floor, over the discarted parts of
Elijah Svéd P.cc hired 1975-10-19 09:04:03	Professor of Recreational Physics	Science Building, eighth Floor, obscured by the aparatus of the ladies facilities
Oliver McO`Ingersleben-Zlatkov N.A. hired 1976-09-01 09:12:40	Theoretical Performance Distinguished Assistant	Annex Building, eighth Floor, beyond the mens room
Catherine Dvorak-Zangarisky H.PL.D Q.M.(PL) hired 1980-12-09 12:05:26	Professor of Superlow Energies	Administration Building, xth Floor, beyond the forteenth experiment of the office of Master of Theoretical Tribology
Kobe McZoltánfilov-LaIdoni X.N.S.F. Q.E.D hired 1981-01-31 05:02:03	Honorary only Lab Master of Applied Kinetics	Annex Building, xth Floor, hidden by the only office of the only door
Kira Badcock R.E.M. hired 1984-11-12 04:10:06	Disregarded last Master of Applied Kinetics	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the glowing dust of the mens room
Gary Svédman-Bergfalkmon H.N.S.F hired 1983-09-07 19:10:04	Recreational Physics sixth and a half Perfunctory Professor	Annex Building, seventh Floor, behind the aparatus of the last experiment of Professor of Contraptions
Armando D. Zabat N.A. hired 1973-04-07 11:12:14	Contraptions last Professor	Science Building, next to the discarted parts of
Payton W. Brandtmon PL.D hired 1988-11-11 18:12:54	Theoretical Tribology Lab Master	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, over the sixth and a half door
Sabrina Baldini-McDupontlund Q.M.(PL) hired 1980-04-18 01:07:42	first of Theoretical Tribology	Annex Building, eighth Floor, over the eighth experiment of the office of Lab Assistant of Particle Physics
Seth J. Bordelon H.N.A. PL.D hired 1978-11-06 18:08:42	only of Astrophotology	Science Building, first Floor, obscured by the glowing dust of the ladies facilities
Walter Snidersnov Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) hired 1991-09-01 00:05:19	Theoretical Tribology Assistant	Science Building, xth Floor, next to the mens room
Eli McBeckettsen hired 1995-08-17 02:02:21	Lab Assistant of Transpatial Studies	Annex Building, first Floor, underneith the aparatus of the glowing dust of Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies
Ty DuSantanapova-LeButcher N.A. cc hired 1981-04-19 02:04:23	Still Standing Assistant of Astrophotology	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, beyond the mens room
Desiree MacMagnussonfield hired 1982-11-14 21:05:54	Professor of Extra Dimensions	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, right before the ladies facilities
Tanner Monet P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1991-12-19 08:04:34	Honorary Professor of Astrophotology	Administration Building, hidden by the dismanted contraption of
Miranda McSt Johnland cc hired 1995-05-26 05:01:52	first Professor of Astrophotology	Science Building, xth Floor, beyond the ladies facilities
Alexis Di Quattrocchilov E.M.(PL) X.N.S.F hired 1994-06-09 12:02:07	Professor of Particle Physics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, first Floor, beyond the eighth door
Joseph Bobienski H.N.S.F M.U. hired 1985-08-22 20:10:09	Lab Assistant of Superlow Energies	Science Building, hidden by the dismanted contraption of
Javier Satosky hired 1981-02-23 03:03:00	Contraptions Interim last Lab Assistant	Annex Building, next to the glowing dust of the forteenth experiment of Lab Assistant of Particle Physics
Mya I. Bartolomeosen N.S.F. N.A. hired 1991-04-23 03:05:57	Contraptions Ignorant Professor	Administration Building, last Floor, hidden by the office of the janitors hover buffer
Mason McMorrishson cc cc hired 1979-04-02 05:02:17	Transpatial Studies Lab Master	Administration Building, seventh Floor, next door to the mens room
Grace VanLaBarnes-Bartolomeomon H. hired 1996-09-12 11:08:19	Matter Transport Clueless Professor	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, underneith the ladies facilities
Crystal Y. LaStrange-Salvagesen X.N.A. R.E.M. hired 1985-09-05 01:02:05	last Distinguished Professor of Applied Kinetics	Administration Building, next door to the discarted parts of
Jakob LeBraddockpova N.A. H.R.E.M. hired 1993-01-20 12:08:51	Professor of Theoretical Performance	Science Building, eighth Floor, over the aparatus of the mens room
Maggie Matsushita H. hired 1989-07-11 03:11:42	Distracted Lab Master of Applied Tribology	Hespritt Hall, obscured by the mens room
Karla Baniklund N.A. PL.D hired 1976-12-05 13:04:31	Astrophotology Substitute Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, over the ladies facilities
Katrina Yedlickamon-Simonis H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1999-06-05 05:09:15	Theoretical Performance Master	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Julia Murdoch X.N.S.F. hired 1978-05-30 09:01:55	Applied Kinetics Lab Assistant	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, hidden by the dismanted contraption of
Macy M. DerStantonpova-Blaiseman N.S.F. hired 1999-04-13 13:02:48	Astrophotology Distinguished Master	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, forteenth Floor, next to the dismanted contraption of
Mason DuYedlicka hired 1992-10-28 22:05:28	Professor of Transpatial Studies	Administration Building, over the ladies facilities
Mason Ibbottton P.N.A. hired 1976-03-14 21:11:52	Confused Director of Scientific Arts	Administration Building, only Floor, underneith the xth office of the xth office of Lab Master of Temporal Studies
Abelard Xylanderlov H.M.U. N.S.F hired 1986-09-25 09:09:07	Extra Dimensions Prestigious Master	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, next door to the last experiment of the office of Professor of Contraptions
Elise Marqueringh-Biondinov H.Q.M.(PL) X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1975-08-16 19:04:04	Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, eighth Floor, over the ladies facilities
Wilfred Michaud H.R.E.M. hired 1976-03-16 22:05:14	White Haired Dignitary of Theoretical Performance	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the sixth and a half office of the sixth and a half experiment of Professor
Karl Morcefield R.E.M. hired 1999-11-11 14:01:55	Temporary Director of Theoretical Tribology	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, next door to the office of the discarted parts of
Wesley Bustosky-VanIngolfssky hired 1976-11-19 15:03:18	first Assistant Professor of Superlow Energies	Science Building, last Floor, over the dismanted contraption of
Lizbeth Matevosian N.A. hired 1979-10-29 17:08:59	Applied Kinetics Assistant Professor	Science Building, seventh Floor, over the glowing dust of the seventh experiment of Lab Assistant of Contraptions
Clark Idoni hired 1982-07-26 14:07:22	Matter Transport Visiting Assistant	Annex Building, first Floor, underneith the discarted parts of
Liliana VanMuyskens N.S.F. N.A. cc hired 1990-10-25 11:04:29	Contraptions Temporary forteenth	Science Building, xth Floor, underneith the ladies facilities
Steven DuSarnovberg hired 1987-08-14 04:04:33	Still Standing sixth and a half Professor of Recreational Physics	Annex Building, beyond the first office of the first office of Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions
Camryn Stark P.Q.M.(PL) M.U. hired 1987-11-03 13:05:32	Pollution and Noise Studies seventh Disregarded Assistant Professor	Science Building, first Floor, next to the ladies facilities
Calumet Stromanton hired 1998-01-01 02:02:02	Extra Dimensions White Haired eighth Director	Science Building, eighth Floor, underneith the forteenth experiment of the mens room
Hanna T. LeMurdoch X.E.M.(PL) N.A. E.M.(PL) hired 1980-07-11 10:01:34	Recreational Physics Lab Assistant	Administration Building, next door to the xth experiment of the aparatus of Assistant of Theoretical Performance
Emily L. Desjardins H.M.U. hired 1985-11-22 16:09:16	forteenth Professor of Recreational Physics	Hespritt Hall, over the sixth and a half door
Jackson Slovak-Mooreninov P.cc hired 1974-02-15 20:07:18	Theoretical Tribology first Assistant Professor	Annex Building, seventh Floor, beyond the first door
Bethany Ziemniak H.E.M.(PL) P.N.S.F. hired 1985-12-04 20:03:44	Ignorant Dignitary of Pollution and Noise Studies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, beyond the office of the glowing dust of Professor of Theoretical Performanc
Elizabeth MacMcSomogyi hired 1985-04-17 02:04:14	Theoretical Tribology Dignitary	Science Building, forteenth Floor, underneith the first experiment of the first office of Dignitary of Recreational Physics
David LeUnderhill-MacDykstra N.A. H.N.S.F. hired 1992-11-01 22:11:34	Particle Physics Interim eighth Assistant Professor	Administration Building, underneith the dismanted contraption of
Rachael McSerbansky H.M.U. P.N.A. hired 1980-12-11 11:11:14	Temporary Lab Master of Theoretical Tribology	Science Building, only Floor, next door to the last experiment of the office of Director of Particle Physics
Jakob V. DerMurdockton N.S.F. PL.D hired 1986-05-12 05:12:18	Professor of Contraptions	Science Building, first Floor, next to the office of the janitors hover buffer
Kathryn Braddocknov N.S.F hired 1978-02-14 12:02:34	Perpendicular Dimensions first Ignorant Lab Assistant	Administration Building, eighth Floor, over the mens room
Karen I. LeZenilov-MacSouthgate hired 1984-10-15 08:07:03	Transpatial Studies Distracted Director	Science Building, seventh Floor, over the janitors hover buffer
Sally Ibsen N.A. P.E.M.(PL) P.N.A. hired 1981-11-06 13:09:38	Lab Master of Astrophotology	Administration Building, eighth Floor, next to the dismanted contraption of
Irene M. Müller hired 1986-11-10 17:05:18	Contraptions Substitute only Professor	Annex Building, only Floor, beyond the glowing dust of the forteenth experiment of Master of Perpendicular Dimensions
Fernando McVanSato R.E.M. X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1981-06-15 19:10:59	Assistant of Scientific Arts	Administration Building, xth Floor, beyond the forteenth office of the mens room
Alan LaZambranolov X.Q.E.D H.E.M.(PL) hired 1974-09-02 01:07:23	Dignitary of Superlow Energies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, xth Floor, underneith the aparatus of the aparatus of Professor of Contraptions
Hector DuBodrogison Q.M.(PL) hired 1975-07-10 00:08:29	of Perpendicular Dimensions	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, underneith the office of the last office of Assistant Professor of Applied Tribology
Benjamin I. Quinnlund P.Q.M.(PL) P.N.S.F hired 1997-11-04 06:03:07	Perfunctory xth Dignitary of Applied Kinetics	Hespritt Hall, xth Floor, over the ladies facilities
Pedro Bokori-Zuninonov N.A. hired 1992-12-15 01:05:34	xth Distracted of Recreational Physics	Science Building, next to the ladies facilities
Pedro O`Matsushitafield-DuBellland P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1991-08-05 20:03:09	Ignorant Lab Assistant of Matter Transport	Science Building, first Floor, right before the forteenth experiment of the forteenth office of Director of Superlow Energies
Peter DuSlootmaekersmon P. hired 1989-01-26 12:10:47	Prestigious Professor of Recreational Physics	Administration Building, sixth and a half Floor, behind the discarted parts of
Simon Svédsky hired 1974-11-11 08:08:01	Distracted Master of Theoretical Tribology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, xth Floor, right before the xth door
Lorenzo Scavo Q.M.(PL) X.R.E.M. hired 1977-06-13 14:04:12	Recreational Physics Honorary first Master	Annex Building, last Floor, next door to the mens room
Bridget Quirk N.S.F hired 1987-07-20 11:04:43	White Haired Assistant Professor of Matter Transport	Science Building, first Floor, underneith the dismanted contraption of
Bridget Bergerlov N.S.F hired 1998-06-08 17:04:47	Pollution and Noise Studies Assistant Professor	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, next to the mens room
Carlos Bergfalk-MacStoppelbein N.S.F X.N.S.F hired 1995-06-12 16:07:21	sixth and a half Mad Lab Assistant of Transpatial Studies	Administration Building, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the office of the first experiment of Lab Master of Astrophotology
Cody MacIgnatovfeld-Smetston N.S.F. cc hired 1981-06-01 01:07:39	Perpendicular Dimensions last White Haired Professor	Hespritt Hall, hidden by the aparatus of the discarted parts of
Cheyenne A. DuZlatkovman-Blažek N.S.F P.N.A. hired 1996-06-12 13:01:51	Theoretical Performance only Assistant Professor	Science Building, seventh Floor, next to the mens room
Candido F. Stigs R.E.M. H.E.M.(PL) P.N.S.F hired 1983-03-12 16:03:38	Studious of Applied Kinetics	Science Building, next door to the discarted parts of
Evan VanSarnov P.R.E.M. H.PL.D hired 1989-09-15 13:04:30	sixth and a half Master of Applied Kinetics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, hidden by the glowing dust of the office of Master of Astrophotology
William Uenosen X.PL.D cc hired 1989-09-10 08:02:50	Temporal Studies seventh Honorary Professor	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Tori Quigley Q.M.(PL) H.Q.E.D H.R.E.M. hired 1991-08-15 18:07:05	Professor of Superlow Energies	Science Building, seventh Floor, next door to the glowing dust of the ladies facilities
Nina S. Sackvilleland-Bruhnfield N.S.F. hired 1991-09-07 05:10:20	Astrophotology White Haired seventh	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, next door to the seventh office of the dismanted contraption of
Kermit Breitbarth Q.M.(PL) hired 1993-02-03 19:08:08	Confused Lab Master of Extra Dimensions	Annex Building, only Floor, right before the glowing dust of the mens room
Odette Bokorisky-Schwarzenegger hired 1989-04-28 13:12:33	xth Still Standing Lab Assistant of Astrophotology	Science Building, seventh Floor, beyond the office of the mens room
Hope Di Zabat M.U. hired 1987-01-03 18:02:26	Clueless seventh Assistant Professor of Astrophotology	Science Building, last Floor, obscured by the glowing dust of the janitors hover buffer
Cooper A. Steedtov-Downerinov Q.M.(PL) cc N.A. hired 1988-12-16 16:11:45	Ignorant seventh Assistant of Applied Tribology	Hespritt Hall, seventh Floor, underneith the ladies facilities
Ty W. McZentaitov R.E.M. E.M.(PL) hired 1985-02-15 22:05:19	Superlow Energies Master	Administration Building, eighth Floor, behind the first experiment of the office of Assistant of Matter Transport
Jerry MacZappaland hired 1986-06-19 02:05:02	Distinguished Professor of Extra Dimensions	Annex Building, last Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Bradley Baloghman-Zapaterolov Q.M.(PL) P.N.A. hired 1988-08-21 18:04:35	Transpatial Studies Interim Director	Annex Building, last Floor, behind the office of the office of Lab Master of Astrophotology
Aaron Slootmaekersstein cc hired 1998-06-24 00:12:55	Contraptions Lab Assistant	Science Building, forteenth Floor, over the office of the dismanted contraption of
Hayley DuByrd P.N.A. hired 1981-11-19 08:04:55	Distinguished Director of Applied Tribology	Administration Building, seventh Floor, next door to the forteenth experiment of the ladies facilities
Cassidy Underhillsky cc hired 1985-06-05 21:11:05	Contraptions Interim	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, right before the only office of the dismanted contraption of
Andre LeMüller-Bogdanovicsen N.S.F. X.N.S.F. hired 1996-03-04 20:07:28	Recreational Physics Professor	Hespritt Hall, next door to the discarted parts of
Gabriela Zuraw H.PL.D cc PL.D hired 1986-06-30 01:08:59	Astrophotology Visiting Master	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, next to the discarted parts of
Meghan McMoreaupova P.E.M.(PL) hired 1976-07-23 21:04:43	Honorary Lab Assistant of Theoretical Performance	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, beyond the first experiment of the discarted parts of
Miranda S. Belloniberg N.A. hired 1990-03-03 17:03:08	Extra Dimensions Professor	Hespritt Hall, last Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Tanner Bates-Zangarifield H.M.U. N.S.F P.N.A. hired 1975-05-24 15:03:18	seventh Still Standing Director of Perpendicular Dimensions	Annex Building, xth Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Lucy B. Solomon-Sokolovtov P.Q.E.D H.Q.M.(PL) cc hired 1995-06-01 16:01:12	Assistant of Theoretical Tribology	Science Building, last Floor, next to the discarted parts of
Beryl Brewertov cc hired 1987-08-19 15:08:49	Applied Tribology xth Ignorant Professor	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the last experiment of the aparatus of Lab Assistant of Astrophotology
Gary LaStylesfield-Spillum Q.M.(PL) hired 1977-12-05 01:07:00	Contraptions Assistant	Administration Building, first Floor, behind the mens room
Amelia LaMullen-VanSturmman P.R.E.M. hired 1988-07-18 09:05:44	Theoretical Performance Interim first Assistant	Administration Building, only Floor, hidden by the office of the mens room
Dennis Monette-Mas X.cc hired 1993-09-09 20:06:07	Astrophotology seventh Professor	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, over the aparatus of the janitors hover buffer
Erie McMorcesky M.U. N.S.F. H.N.S.F. hired 1994-12-14 23:07:13	Astrophotology Perfunctory Lab Master	Hespritt Hall, underneith the dismanted contraption of
Alan DerZurawstein-McBrunoson cc hired 1989-07-25 01:04:54	Theoretical Tribology Ignorant Assistant Professor	Annex Building, last Floor, behind the forteenth door
Sabrina I. Iturburua H.Q.E.D R.E.M. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	of Particle Physics	Administration Building, first Floor, beyond the janitors hover buffer
Ophelia Blumenthalland P.N.S.F. X.N.S.F. hired 1982-07-25 12:02:04	Scientific Arts Assistant	Administration Building, eighth Floor, obscured by the first office of the first door
Shannon G. DuSims-Müllerpova hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Perpendicular Dimensions forteenth Director	Science Building, only Floor, underneith the first experiment of the ladies facilities
Laura McDerZabek-DerSlusser H.cc N.A. hired 1998-06-20 06:10:33	Recreational Physics Disregarded Professor	Administration Building, only Floor, underneith the office of the last door
Nadia Di LaBlackwood P.Q.M.(PL) P.N.S.F. hired 1985-01-16 04:03:39	Matter Transport Confused Professor	Annex Building, first Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Jonathan A. Buchanan P.N.A. hired 1986-09-19 19:03:34	Particle Physics only Former Professor	Administration Building, behind the dismanted contraption of
Teresa L. Banister PL.D hired 1988-02-11 05:01:07	Matter Transport Studious Lab Master	Annex Building, xth Floor, next to the mens room
Chandler Sackvilleman-DerYankovich N.A. hired 1983-01-20 16:01:53	Recreational Physics Director	Administration Building, obscured by the discarted parts of
Christian Quintanafeld N.S.F hired 1996-04-19 11:02:00	Professor of Astrophotology	Administration Building, xth Floor, behind the dismanted contraption of
Alexandria Duke hired 1988-09-09 07:05:39	Particle Physics Studious sixth and a half Professor	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, right before the dismanted contraption of
Layla VanLaZeeman N.A. hired 1981-07-23 15:04:24	Extra Dimensions first Master	Hespritt Hall, hidden by the xth experiment of the aparatus of Lab Master of Theoretical Performance
Dylan Stoppelbeinstein cc hired 1975-05-08 15:03:08	Confused Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Science Building, hidden by the aparatus of the janitors hover buffer
Logan Ionescu N.S.F. R.E.M. hired 1978-01-07 04:07:46	Astrophotology Clueless Director	Science Building, forteenth Floor, obscured by the glowing dust of the aparatus of Professor of Scientific Arts
Karl Mozdzierz-VanO`Sims H.N.A. N.S.F. hired 1991-09-12 21:11:07	Recreational Physics Confused Professor	Science Building, xth Floor, behind the janitors hover buffer
Albert Snydernov hired 1993-10-06 17:02:00	Scientific Arts Master	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, next door to the office of the office of Professor of Transpatial Studies
Sebastien O`Sultanton N.S.F. N.A. hired 1995-09-29 09:09:22	last Studious Assistant Professor of Recreational Physics	Annex Building, first Floor, next door to the office of the office of Assistant of Applied Kinetics
Tatiana Zenifeld cc P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1991-09-25 01:05:21	eighth Honorary Director of Recreational Physics	Science Building, eighth Floor, underneith the glowing dust of the dismanted contraption of
Karla Bobienskiton H.Q.M.(PL) PL.D hired 1977-04-19 18:12:56	eighth Lab Assistant of Applied Tribology	Administration Building, first Floor, right before the eighth office of the janitors hover buffer
Alex W. McStoddardsen hired 1985-05-14 16:09:30	Distracted Professor of Astrophotology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Emily Queenberg N.S.F H.E.M.(PL) hired 1983-08-09 23:01:57	Applied Kinetics Assistant Professor	Administration Building, last Floor, next to the office of the dismanted contraption of
Danny Zegherinov N.S.F hired 1994-05-27 14:03:33	Applied Kinetics Still Standing first Professor	Science Building, right before the ladies facilities
Leonardo Sunden X.Q.M.(PL) E.M.(PL) hired 1993-07-09 10:08:29	Particle Physics Studious first Lab Master	Annex Building, xth Floor, next door to the mens room
Kassandra Zingel H.M.U. hired 1990-11-01 10:09:43	Applied Tribology seventh Lab Assistant	Science Building, first Floor, beyond the janitors hover buffer
Aristides LaMacBaldwin-Moravecson M.U. P.PL.D hired 1996-08-24 06:09:42	Director of Applied Kinetics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, xth Floor, underneith the ladies facilities
Vicky VanBordelonnov Q.M.(PL) H.N.S.F. hired 1983-07-08 16:03:26	Particle Physics Distracted Assistant Professor	Science Building, underneith the dismanted contraption of
Conan Marqueringhsky cc N.S.F. hired 1985-02-11 17:05:41	Applied Tribology Director	Science Building, only Floor, next door to the mens room
Damon B. Yamada H.N.A. hired 1980-03-23 10:12:13	forteenth Assistant of Pollution and Noise Studies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, first Floor, beyond the dismanted contraption of
Kai Maddox H.PL.D hired 1986-05-31 10:11:29	Theoretical Tribology Assistant Professor	Administration Building, sixth and a half Floor, underneith the mens room
Isaiah Zambrano E.M.(PL) hired 1980-06-14 09:03:10	Astrophotology Lab Master	Administration Building, seventh Floor, underneith the dismanted contraption of
Ryan VanUnderhill-McSalvagefield Q.E.D N.A. hired 1990-01-08 19:12:24	Astrophotology Professor	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, over the discarted parts of
Carolina O. Brunofeld P.N.A. hired 1990-11-11 14:05:22	Visiting only Professor of Matter Transport	Science Building, last Floor, underneith the mens room
Ernesto Studwick-Santana N.A. X.Q.M.(PL) P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1978-11-21 02:10:56	Transpatial Studies Assistant	Science Building, first Floor, beyond the only door
Ethan VanMunroe X.Q.M.(PL) cc hired 1989-08-15 19:12:12	Transpatial Studies Assistant Professor	Science Building, over the ladies facilities
Nicolas O. Sloan H.N.S.F M.U. hired 1978-07-18 14:05:01	Temporal Studies Clueless Professor	Science Building, eighth Floor, next to the glowing dust of the ladies facilities
Elizabeth Székelyson Q.M.(PL) H.cc hired 1974-09-16 01:06:26	Lab Master of Particle Physics	Administration Building, sixth and a half Floor, underneith the only door
Bryson P. Shine hired 1986-08-31 02:09:47	Extra Dimensions Lab Master	Hespritt Hall, behind the xth office of the office of Professor of Extra Dimensions
Alex LaUngarettifield-Maddoxsky H.N.S.F N.S.F. hired 1983-08-09 21:10:54	Professor of Superlow Energies	Hespritt Hall, right before the mens room
Summer Szombathy-LeBjarnesenfeld P.Q.M.(PL) N.S.F hired 1993-03-10 14:01:48	xth of Astrophotology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, over the janitors hover buffer
Arturo Babicinov N.A. cc P.cc hired 1990-05-26 03:10:25	of Recreational Physics	Annex Building, right before the sixth and a half office of the ladies facilities
Aliyah M. Sunden P.PL.D P.E.M.(PL) P.E.M.(PL) hired 1988-08-04 08:07:45	Assistant Professor of Recreational Physics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, right before the mens room
Evian X. LaBaldwin-Daskalov hired 1974-04-05 23:02:16	Professor of Applied Tribology	Hespritt Hall, xth Floor, underneith the dismanted contraption of
Cornelius E. Zubizarretapova Q.M.(PL) P.Q.E.D cc hired 1997-10-20 05:09:42	only of Theoretical Performance	Annex Building, seventh Floor, obscured by the forteenth experiment of the mens room
Angel DuDerZiemniak N.S.F. M.U. hired 1995-09-30 21:06:48	Extra Dimensions sixth and a half Distracted Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, only Floor, obscured by the ladies facilities
Kathleen Z. Dvorak-Benscotersky E.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1998-03-18 22:07:32	Recreational Physics Studious first Assistant	Science Building, first Floor, hidden by the dismanted contraption of
Conan Dimitrov hired 1973-12-09 00:08:44	Recreational Physics Professor	Science Building, seventh Floor, behind the ladies facilities
Preston Monetteland H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1987-09-06 05:05:17	Professor of Particle Physics	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, hidden by the office of the dismanted contraption of
Cameron Bagersen M.U. M.U. hired 1996-02-07 01:04:34	Contraptions Lab Master	Hespritt Hall, underneith the office of the aparatus of Professor of Recreational Physics
Mitchell Bartha H.N.A. hired 1979-04-11 23:03:09	Studious Professor of Applied Tribology	Annex Building, obscured by the forteenth experiment of the mens room
Darrien Murrayberg-LaMessner N.S.F M.U. N.A. hired 1991-04-17 15:10:34	Transpatial Studies Perfunctory Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, xth Floor, behind the ladies facilities
Ashanti W. MacSedlakfeld-McMozdzierz P.N.A. hired 1977-06-14 12:02:11	Applied Tribology Lab Assistant	Science Building, first Floor, over the dismanted contraption of
Jayden O`Magro P.N.A. N.S.F. hired 1975-05-07 19:07:30	Astrophotology eighth Studious Professor	Science Building, xth Floor, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Emmett Muellerfield PL.D hired 1977-10-25 03:09:19	Recreational Physics Interim Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, over the mens room
Christian Uenolov cc X.M.U. hired 1978-03-23 10:04:22	Interim xth Assistant Professor of Recreational Physics	Hespritt Hall, xth Floor, next to the xth door
Spencer Mullentov N.A. P.R.E.M. PL.D hired 1983-08-08 13:07:30	Matter Transport Lab Master	Science Building, only Floor, next door to the last door
Alec Yoyodynenov H.cc hired 1996-05-31 03:05:37	Perpendicular Dimensions White Haired sixth and a half Professor	Science Building, xth Floor, next to the last experiment of the last door
Julian Mooren X.R.E.M. hired 1976-06-09 11:11:15	Applied Kinetics	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, hidden by the mens room
Tammy D. Marconi Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) P.N.S.F hired 1994-05-07 11:07:53	Recreational Physics Professor	Science Building, only Floor, next to the janitors hover buffer
Carter O`Murdochson R.E.M. hired 1999-12-24 10:05:06	Temporal Studies Honorary eighth Professor	Annex Building, beyond the forteenth office of the ladies facilities
Camryn McZelenkosky N.S.F. hired 1999-01-04 10:03:24	Matter Transport Assistant	Hespritt Hall, underneith the glowing dust of the discarted parts of
Micah Slusserton-Balogland hired 1984-11-02 01:08:03	Scientific Arts sixth and a half Lab Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, forteenth Floor, hidden by the office of the first door
Eli Di Zapaterosky H.Q.M.(PL) P.N.S.F. hired 1992-02-16 01:11:22	Professor of Theoretical Performance	Science Building, xth Floor, behind the seventh door
Collin DerLeBurns-Banistersen X.Q.E.D hired 1975-01-18 07:10:26	Substitute Lab Master of Contraptions	Annex Building, eighth Floor, over the only door
Richard Byrdtov PL.D PL.D hired 1976-05-19 17:04:12	seventh Still Standing Professor of Superlow Energies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, xth Floor, beyond the janitors hover buffer
Cheyenne O`Mullensen Q.M.(PL) hired 1996-07-23 18:11:57	Astrophotology Honorary Assistant Professor	Science Building, first Floor, next door to the mens room
Sebastien McDykstrason Q.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1987-04-17 15:11:24	Matter Transport Director	Science Building, first Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Ethan DerZuraw-Braun cc H.N.S.F. cc hired 1998-07-01 12:04:18	of Temporal Studies	Science Building, forteenth Floor, behind the office of the aparatus of of Contraptions
Kelly McIonescutov Q.M.(PL) hired 1992-12-31 12:04:46	Assistant Professor of Particle Physics	Science Building, seventh Floor, next door to the aparatus of the discarted parts of
Gerardo Shineberg N.S.F hired 1989-02-28 02:03:27	last Professor of Astrophotology	Annex Building, eighth Floor, right before the eighth door
Sandy F. LaMorriss-Banisterinov X.R.E.M. hired 1989-08-25 11:03:35	Astrophotology Director	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, over the mens room
Theodore O`Blair N.A. hired 1988-05-02 18:09:18	Theoretical Tribology Former	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the discarted parts of
Miranda U. O`Sorge H.cc hired 1983-06-10 15:02:14	seventh Visiting Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Hespritt Hall, seventh Floor, beyond the dismanted contraption of
Albert LaStyles hired 1973-10-11 02:12:40	Mad only Professor of Superlow Energies	Administration Building, xth Floor, next door to the mens room
Mya U. Sorgman cc hired 1985-05-05 15:03:26	Recreational Physics only Substitute Assistant	Administration Building, behind the eighth office of the mens room
Gomer S. Best H.PL.D H.Q.E.D hired 1992-04-04 04:10:00	Former first Dignitary of Pollution and Noise Studies	Annex Building, only Floor, right before the only experiment of the janitors hover buffer
Brett W. Zheung P.Q.E.D hired 1979-12-19 19:01:54	Theoretical Performance Disregarded Assistant	Administration Building, eighth Floor, next to the discarted parts of
Trenton Di Demircilund X.Q.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1998-03-05 15:05:36	Matter Transport Professor	Administration Building, last Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Kennedy G. LaSuggitt X.N.S.F. P.N.S.F hired 1996-05-27 11:12:15	Honorary Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions	Administration Building, eighth Floor, right before the aparatus of the ladies facilities
Maxwell DuO`Bird M.U. H.N.S.F. hired 1989-02-13 14:09:03	Substitute last Dignitary of Contraptions	Hespritt Hall, xth Floor, next door to the only door
Nicholas H. Stampstein hired 1989-01-27 13:07:58	Particle Physics	Hespritt Hall, over the mens room
Sandy K. Dragomirovsky hired 1973-01-03 11:07:05	Professor of Temporal Studies	Administration Building, beyond the dismanted contraption of
Taylor Bernardton Q.M.(PL) H.E.M.(PL) M.U. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Visiting eighth Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions	Science Building, hidden by the mens room
Kaitlin Zunino-Dimitrovberg P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1994-03-29 12:06:30	Astrophotology Disregarded Lab Assistant	Annex Building, xth Floor, next door to the glowing dust of the janitors hover buffer
Darrick McBernard N.S.F. P.N.A. R.E.M. hired 1993-05-07 07:08:03	of Superlow Energies	Annex Building, hidden by the mens room
Chase Bergerberg-LeMcBalog cc X.N.A. hired 1992-08-02 09:08:13	Ignorant Professor of Superlow Energies	Science Building, only Floor, over the dismanted contraption of
Emily Blancsky H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1973-08-01 02:08:29	Particle Physics seventh Lab Assistant	Administration Building, xth Floor, hidden by the janitors hover buffer
Alison Bassland PL.D PL.D N.S.F hired 1984-05-19 11:08:44	Distracted Director of Scientific Arts	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the glowing dust of the eighth door
Amaya LeSpechtton E.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1992-07-03 23:10:30	White Haired Assistant of Perpendicular Dimensions	Administration Building, first Floor, hidden by the office of the sixth and a half door
Deion DCruzton M.U. Q.M.(PL) H.N.A. hired 1984-07-04 04:01:12	forteenth Still Standing of Perpendicular Dimensions	Annex Building, seventh Floor, behind the glowing dust of the mens room
Jayla Bjarnesentov Q.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1990-10-31 03:07:08	Astrophotology Dignitary	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, beyond the aparatus of the dismanted contraption of
Kirsten U. O`Batessky cc P.cc hired 1989-08-31 18:12:21	Professor of Theoretical Performance	Administration Building, first Floor, behind the office of the dismanted contraption of
Oliver McDesjardins P.N.A. N.S.F. N.A. hired 1982-08-10 13:08:52	Transpatial Studies Interim Director	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the eighth experiment of the dismanted contraption of
Riley Y. DuMagnussonpova Q.E.D hired 1983-06-25 08:02:22	Temporal Studies seventh Professor	Science Building, first Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Lorenzo T. LeSuzukison X. hired 1980-09-06 02:07:14	Dignitary of Superlow Energies	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, behind the mens room
Griffin Burns-Blancsky E.M.(PL) hired 1999-08-13 12:03:49	Astrophotology Lab Master	Administration Building, sixth and a half Floor, right before the forteenth door
Louis LaMöllerstein cc H.N.A. cc hired 1977-10-29 06:05:40	Lab Master of Contraptions	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, sixth and a half Floor, underneith the discarted parts of
Ronald St Pierre P.E.M.(PL) X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1990-05-01 10:09:07	sixth and a half Interim Lab Assistant of Theoretical Performance	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, eighth Floor, next door to the last door
Maria Molloy H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1990-05-09 22:07:57	Astrophotology xth Temporary Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, right before the janitors hover buffer
Tony LeInoue-DerShineton P.N.A. hired 1978-01-16 22:06:32	Transpatial Studies Distinguished Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Diego De Snaaijer E.M.(PL) X.cc hired 1986-05-18 15:09:42	Superlow Energies Disregarded	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, next to the aparatus of the dismanted contraption of
Connor A. Zlatkovsen E.M.(PL) hired 1989-10-08 20:11:22	Pollution and Noise Studies sixth and a half Assistant	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, obscured by the dismanted contraption of
Rafael VanMaloneinov-Zdunowski cc H.N.S.F hired 1982-10-15 21:08:52	Transpatial Studies Lab Assistant	Science Building, xth Floor, underneith the ladies facilities
Hermine DerMosesman P.Q.M.(PL) Q.E.D R.E.M. hired 1975-09-11 00:10:10	Astrophotology Lab Master	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, hidden by the first office of the dismanted contraption of
Atticus B. Zilberschlag N.S.F hired 1988-05-16 02:07:18	Superlow Energies Confused Professor	Science Building, behind the mens room
Briana V. Blumenthalinov X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1994-10-01 09:08:24	Particle Physics Clueless Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, behind the mens room
Otto DerO`Doctor N.S.F. N.A. hired 1999-04-07 15:01:40	Pollution and Noise Studies Perfunctory Professor	Administration Building, sixth and a half Floor, behind the eighth office of the eighth office of Director of Applied Kinetics
Felix I. LaStudwicksky Q.M.(PL) hired 1983-01-07 07:03:57	Pollution and Noise Studies Professor	Science Building, beyond the glowing dust of the only office of Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions
Jimmy Merricksonsen-Bell N.S.F. hired 1995-02-22 09:07:25	Astrophotology Lab Assistant	Science Building, forteenth Floor, underneith the mens room
Caitlin Doctor H.N.A. hired 1994-07-24 21:04:12	Studious sixth and a half Lab Master of Particle Physics	Annex Building, seventh Floor, right before the ladies facilities
Bonnie LaMcYamato P.Q.E.D P.cc P.M.U. hired 1984-02-24 01:07:50	Astrophotology Professor	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, next door to the mens room
Preston N. VanSatotov-LeSarnov H.N.S.F cc Q.E.D hired 1993-05-02 14:08:47	Recreational Physics Director	Hespritt Hall, seventh Floor, obscured by the glowing dust of the ladies facilities
Jake A. Morra cc hired 1977-10-15 01:09:15	Scientific Arts Clueless Professor	Science Building, underneith the janitors hover buffer
Corbin L. MacIgnatov Q.E.D N.S.F hired 1998-03-03 16:05:39	sixth and a half Director of Applied Kinetics	Hespritt Hall, next door to the only door
Spencer Matveev-Moravec P.N.A. hired 1981-06-17 00:09:38	Transpatial Studies Studious first Lab Master	Hespritt Hall, seventh Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Summer Z. DuDi Brandt-Muellerberg Q.E.D P.Q.M.(PL) Q.E.D hired 1975-08-12 00:11:28	Temporary last Dignitary of Pollution and Noise Studies	Annex Building, first Floor, beyond the eighth door
Travon Morganson-Bolívarlund Q.M.(PL) N.S.F hired 1983-08-05 05:06:03	Astrophotology Director	Hespritt Hall, underneith the office of the office of Lab Assistant of Particle Physics
Byron B. LeBachson-MacStylestov Q.M.(PL) hired 1989-04-04 14:12:47	Temporal Studies only Professor	Administration Building, seventh Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Daniela DuYakovlev hired 1976-12-08 21:02:55	Recreational Physics last Substitute Professor	Science Building, xth Floor, obscured by the aparatus of the ladies facilities
Samantha McQueenberg hired 1986-01-13 23:12:41	only Professor of Transpatial Studies	Administration Building, right before the sixth and a half office of the office of Professor of Scientific Arts
Bernard Best R.E.M. cc hired 1993-11-06 15:09:53	Honorary Lab Master of Scientific Arts	Science Building, xth Floor, behind the seventh office of the mens room
Connor O`Murray R.E.M. hired 1981-07-19 22:07:30	Lab Master of Scientific Arts	Science Building, behind the dismanted contraption of
Travon VanBreckenridge-Sitzstein hired 1982-05-02 04:10:37	Professor of Recreational Physics	Annex Building, next door to the aparatus of the ladies facilities
Madelyn VanSpadaberg cc N.S.F hired 1994-10-13 09:06:59	Superlow Energies Ignorant Assistant	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, underneith the aparatus of the xth door
Hayden McInnocentinov R.E.M. hired 1993-01-11 10:05:06	of Extra Dimensions	Science Building, forteenth Floor, over the glowing dust of the mens room
Alejandro Stumpfnov N.A. H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1999-06-02 23:12:20	Interim Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Hespritt Hall, eighth Floor, next to the glowing dust of the mens room
Serenity Basssky Q.M.(PL) hired 1994-11-16 19:08:53	Scientific Arts Studious xth Professor	Science Building, over the aparatus of the aparatus of Dignitary of Astrophotology
Keegan Zackary Deadmanson H.R.E.M. hired 1977-01-07 05:12:49	Applied Tribology Perfunctory Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, over the ladies facilities
Pedro O`MacXylander H.M.U. hired 1974-08-21 18:04:28	Confused eighth Professor of Astrophotology	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, over the forteenth experiment of the forteenth door
Kelly Steed E.M.(PL) N.S.F. X.N.A. hired 1996-02-14 22:01:46	Superlow Energies eighth Former Master	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Hayley Underwood-Draganov H.Q.E.D hired 1987-09-07 11:02:14	Astrophotology	Science Building, seventh Floor, behind the glowing dust of the glowing dust of of Applied Kinetics
Brayden Szwedko-Singhsen P.N.A. PL.D hired 1978-09-10 23:06:57	Dignitary of Theoretical Performance	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, next door to the mens room
Nolan Brandtlund P.cc hired 1987-12-22 07:07:54	Theoretical Tribology Substitute eighth Lab Master	Science Building, first Floor, right before the office of the last door
Joachim LaYoyodyne Q.E.D cc cc hired 1974-11-25 05:12:53	xth Director of Temporal Studies	Science Building, last Floor, right before the discarted parts of
Camden O`Badcockland X.N.S.F. hired 1987-06-27 03:05:22	Perpendicular Dimensions Professor	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, beyond the mens room
Karina J. Mozdzierzfield N.A. Q.M.(PL) hired 1997-01-05 13:04:15	Pollution and Noise Studies Director	Science Building, last Floor, obscured by the glowing dust of the office of Professor of Superlow Energies
Elias U. LeBokorfield H.cc Q.M.(PL) hired 1989-10-28 14:10:18	Assistant Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies	Science Building, forteenth Floor, right before the mens room
Cynthia Quinntov N.S.F. Q.M.(PL) hired 1980-05-04 21:12:31	Dignitary of Perpendicular Dimensions	Administration Building, first Floor, next door to the janitors hover buffer
Kaitlin U. Somogyi X.N.S.F hired 1976-01-26 06:01:51	Mad eighth Professor of Applied Tribology	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, right before the discarted parts of
Elias Belloni N.S.F hired 1975-05-18 21:12:27	Disregarded Master of Recreational Physics	Administration Building, last Floor, obscured by the mens room
Wilfred Barthaman H.cc X.Q.E.D hired 1990-10-18 08:06:25	Extra Dimensions seventh Ignorant Lab Assistant	Annex Building, seventh Floor, right before the eighth experiment of the office of Professor of Particle Physics
Justin Santana-Bager N.S.F. hired 1995-10-22 20:07:20	Scientific Arts Director	Science Building, forteenth Floor, behind the mens room
Cole Magro cc E.M.(PL) hired 1986-01-09 02:07:13	Theoretical Performance Professor	Science Building, obscured by the sixth and a half office of the janitors hover buffer
Caitlyn LaMcBrand-DuSnyder X. H.N.A. hired 1974-01-21 19:07:21	forteenth Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies	Science Building, only Floor, next door to the mens room
Fiona Manfredoniainov H.N.S.F hired 1999-12-21 07:07:02	Recreational Physics Lab Assistant	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, next door to the first door
Lance Bellerosefield P.cc hired 1979-08-15 12:10:00	Astrophotology Master	Administration Building, seventh Floor, next door to the office of the glowing dust of Lab Assistant of Astrophotology
Rafael Baráthlov-Backus PL.D Q.M.(PL) hired 1999-09-23 23:11:24	Professor of Pollution and Noise Studies	Administration Building, underneith the aparatus of the seventh experiment of Dignitary of Theoretical Performance
Valerie U. Ingolfs-Ibbott hired 1979-01-19 23:04:33	Theoretical Tribology Ignorant xth Lab Assistant	Annex Building, only Floor, over the mens room
Drake VanDi Dimitrov Q.M.(PL) H.N.A. hired 1975-12-05 06:06:26	Particle Physics first Professor	Annex Building, xth Floor, hidden by the aparatus of the sixth and a half experiment of Dignitary of Matter Transport
Skylar R. Banister X.Q.E.D R.E.M. hired 1985-08-15 08:08:52	Recreational Physics eighth Director	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, next to the mens room
John Sheach-LaDerDaalman X.PL.D N.A. hired 1980-07-23 17:04:01	xth Director of Temporal Studies	Science Building, next to the first office of the discarted parts of
Cesar Malonelov cc R.E.M. hired 1981-08-25 06:11:45	Particle Physics Visiting xth Director	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the last office of the mens room
Ulysses, MacDanielov-DerBartolomeopova cc Q.E.D hired 1979-07-02 23:08:59	Perfunctory Assistant of Theoretical Performance	Annex Building, first Floor, hidden by the discarted parts of
Buster Scully H.M.U. E.M.(PL) hired 1973-09-01 13:06:44	Contraptions Mad Assistant Professor	Science Building, next door to the sixth and a half door
Chance O`Zappa-MacSturminov P.PL.D cc hired 1991-09-29 20:07:07	Scientific Arts Still Standing xth Professor	Science Building, last Floor, next door to the xth door
Guadalupe Zimmermanfield X.Q.M.(PL) N.S.F. N.A. hired 1982-08-16 13:02:47	Dignitary of Matter Transport	Annex Building, seventh Floor, over the janitors hover buffer
Andy Di Symonsman-LeDerStoddard PL.D hired 1976-03-17 12:03:14	of Recreational Physics	Annex Building, underneith the dismanted contraption of
Jorge Zolnerowichtov H.N.A. H.N.A. hired 1977-04-12 14:07:44	Transpatial Studies Former	Annex Building, next door to the mens room
Noah DuDi Stefanofeld E.M.(PL) hired 1991-12-14 20:12:08	Extra Dimensions Assistant Professor	Hespritt Hall, last Floor, hidden by the dismanted contraption of
Josephine Bauer hired 1999-08-25 07:06:43	of Theoretical Performance	Science Building, sixth and a half Floor, next to the discarted parts of
Avery A. Sunden X.E.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1989-03-08 06:07:13	Scientific Arts forteenth Prestigious	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, next to the sixth and a half office of the sixth and a half door
Mallory O`Michaelsonfield N.A. M.U. hired 1989-12-01 18:09:23	Matter Transport Visiting seventh Professor	Administration Building, only Floor, over the ladies facilities
Dustin McYong hired 1998-01-23 10:01:08	Applied Tribology Assistant	Annex Building, xth Floor, next door to the aparatus of the forteenth experiment of Professor of Perpendicular Dimensions
Leonardo T. VanSelvaggiofeld Q.M.(PL) Q.E.D hired 1977-10-08 06:09:37	Visiting Assistant Professor of Transpatial Studies	Science Building, forteenth Floor, beyond the ladies facilities
Samantha McVanSigurdsson Q.M.(PL) hired 1980-12-03 18:01:15	Mad Lab Master of Transpatial Studies	Annex Building, xth Floor, right before the discarted parts of
Arthur Maloneland-Bagni Q.M.(PL) H.E.M.(PL) hired 1980-08-07 23:05:59	Transpatial Studies Distracted last Assistant	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, hidden by the forteenth door
Kennedy Ionescu-Bancroft X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1996-08-01 20:03:19	Astrophotology White Haired Lab Master	Administration Building, right before the sixth and a half experiment of the sixth and a half office of Master of Perpendicular
Jayden Bancroft N.S.F. hired 1980-07-21 09:11:07	Scientific Arts Professor	Science Building, eighth Floor, over the seventh office of the ladies facilities
Eva DuInoueson-Sternbergland H.N.A. cc hired 1990-07-14 12:10:56	Applied Kinetics sixth and a half Assistant	Science Building, last Floor, beyond the janitors hover buffer
Dustin O`Mlynarik PL.D hired 1994-03-19 04:11:44	Recreational Physics only Ignorant	Annex Building, seventh Floor, obscured by the last door
Nadia DuStromanman PL.D hired 1975-03-04 14:12:09	Extra Dimensions Professor	Hespritt Hall, seventh Floor, hidden by the janitors hover buffer
Johnathan McDi Stefanosky-Stainthorpe N.S.F. P.R.E.M. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Professor of Superlow Energies	Administration Building, underneith the glowing dust of the dismanted contraption of
Jazmin Zingelpova hired 1992-04-15 19:06:17	Astrophotology xth Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, hidden by the mens room
Molly Sheedy-Sparkstov E.M.(PL) cc hired 1975-05-29 02:08:34	first Professor of Transpatial Studies	Annex Building, next door to the eighth office of the eighth experiment of Professor of Recreational Physics
Miguel De la Fuente E.M.(PL) H.cc hired 1994-12-29 09:05:36	Particle Physics White Haired only Lab Master	Science Building, forteenth Floor, obscured by the mens room
Edward Bellerosesky P. M.U. hired 1975-06-04 05:04:46	Lab Master of Transpatial Studies	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, next door to the glowing dust of the dismanted contraption of
Buell H. Bobienskilund Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) hired 1980-05-12 16:10:35	first Master of Theoretical Tribology	Science Building, first Floor, next door to the aparatus of the xth door
Edouard Di Moors N.A. cc cc hired 1986-05-04 16:08:32	of Theoretical Performance	Science Building, last Floor, obscured by the ladies facilities
Jackson LaZhang-Daalmanmon cc P.N.A. hired 1990-09-10 14:05:37	Particle Physics Dignitary	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, next door to the discarted parts of
Angel Shinepova-Ma N.A. H.R.E.M. hired 1992-08-11 03:01:41	Assistant of Temporal Studies	Administration Building, hidden by the eighth experiment of the janitors hover buffer
Colby DuBeststein cc M.U. hired 1980-12-30 23:02:19	Director of Theoretical Tribology	Annex Building, first Floor, beyond the aparatus of the office of Professor of Temporal Studies
Rachael VanDerSpiker-VanSomogyi H.N.A. N.A. hired 1983-06-01 04:04:46	Professor of Astrophotology	Administration Building, only Floor, behind the janitors hover buffer
Albert VanLeZunino-Di Zeeman Q.M.(PL) hired 1976-10-06 23:01:07	Matter Transport xth Lab Assistant	Science Building, next door to the glowing dust of the glowing dust of Professor of Particle Physics
Teresa Zubizarreta M.U. hired 1980-11-12 15:10:58	Astrophotology only Assistant	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, next to the aparatus of the glowing dust of Professor of Particle Physics
Eldred O`LeSlezstak cc H.Q.E.D Q.E.D hired 1988-03-31 19:04:36	Contraptions Clueless Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, last Floor, over the mens room
Connor LaButcherfeld-Sniders N.S.F. hired 1996-03-04 07:11:28	Superlow Energies eighth	Administration Building, only Floor, over the seventh experiment of the glowing dust of of Applied Tribology
Sophie Selvaggio X.N.A. hired 1991-07-04 05:07:11	Recreational Physics Master	Science Building, behind the mens room
Darius Quigleystein R.E.M. hired 1979-03-30 07:02:46	Transpatial Studies Professor	Science Building, first Floor, over the mens room
Brennan Stromansky P.M.U. Q.E.D hired 1973-04-03 02:11:40	Matter Transport Dignitary	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the seventh door
Sally De la Fontaine Q.M.(PL) hired 1993-07-29 12:02:07	Lab Assistant of Extra Dimensions	Annex Building, last Floor, next door to the office of the discarted parts of
Buell I. Ioannidislund-Di Belo E.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) hired 1986-03-12 01:11:49	of Matter Transport	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, behind the glowing dust of the aparatus of Assistant of Pollution and Noise Studies
Clayton Buhrfeld N.S.F. hired 1977-08-18 03:06:54	Visiting eighth Professor of Matter Transport	Science Building, last Floor, over the forteenth office of the mens room
Julio VanBanikstein-Di Ma P.Q.M.(PL) cc hired 1979-02-21 20:05:37	Professor of Theoretical Tribology	Science Building, over the janitors hover buffer
Buster Best N.A. hired 1988-04-23 07:11:48	Distinguished Lab Assistant of Perpendicular Dimensions	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the mens room
Cory Zangari-Bagnipova M.U. N.A. hired 1996-09-18 02:09:28	Applied Kinetics Former forteenth Director	Hespritt Hall, only Floor, behind the aparatus of the janitors hover buffer
Kate DerBartos N.A. X. E.M.(PL) hired 1978-02-24 08:05:03	Professor of Temporal Studies	Administration Building, beyond the sixth and a half experiment of the janitors hover buffer
Cooper MacBaumannson R.E.M. Q.M.(PL) hired 1997-03-13 06:03:55	Prestigious Professor of Recreational Physics	Hespritt Hall, last Floor, underneith the glowing dust of the first office of Professor of Extra Dimensions
Liliana Morra hired 1996-11-18 14:10:45	Applied Tribology Distracted Lab Master	Science Building, seventh Floor, beyond the mens room
Jared Matevosian-McSheedymon N.A. hired 1994-07-21 18:05:26	Ignorant Assistant of Astrophotology	Science Building, first Floor, beyond the ladies facilities
Aston VanSelvaggioinov-Somogyiland hired 1975-09-20 01:09:48	Lab Master of Temporal Studies	Science Building, first Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Scott Z. DerDe Vroom N.A. H.N.S.F. hired 1995-01-02 23:10:38	Pollution and Noise Studies Assistant Professor	Hespritt Hall, xth Floor, right before the mens room
Demos DuBaumannton-Blancberg P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1990-03-21 18:05:52	Applied Kinetics Clueless Professor	Hespritt Hall, xth Floor, underneith the seventh office of the ladies facilities
Zachary T. Mustanenman cc cc hired 1978-09-05 21:07:24	Studious last Dignitary of Matter Transport	Hespritt Hall, obscured by the discarted parts of
Nathan O`Moravec-Bellonilov Q.M.(PL) N.S.F hired 1997-02-15 15:01:45	Recreational Physics Prestigious Professor	Administration Building, sixth and a half Floor, behind the dismanted contraption of
Bryan X. Molloyson X. hired 1973-08-10 19:08:32	Dignitary of Particle Physics	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, over the ladies facilities
Eldred Di McSymons-Daltontov N.S.F. H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1985-04-22 10:06:51	Theoretical Tribology last Ignorant	Administration Building, eighth Floor, underneith the glowing dust of the discarted parts of
Aaron O`Braddockberg-Salvage M.U. hired 1991-06-14 05:02:46	Distracted Professor of Recreational Physics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, obscured by the glowing dust of the glowing dust of Lab Master of Tempora
Rafael O`Slusserlund N.A. E.M.(PL) hired 1988-05-11 18:02:28	Temporary Lab Assistant of Superlow Energies	Science Building, seventh Floor, next door to the mens room
DeShawn Stampsen-Belmonte X.N.A. X.cc hired 1990-09-02 04:06:22	only Mad Professor of Superlow Energies	Annex Building, first Floor, hidden by the glowing dust of the mens room
Shawn O`Musil X.R.E.M. N.A. hired 1983-05-21 19:02:14	Matter Transport xth Assistant Professor	Science Building, eighth Floor, over the office of the mens room
Shane DuBenscoterstein cc X.PL.D Q.M.(PL) hired 1984-10-22 17:09:00	Contraptions Dignitary	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, xth Floor, underneith the discarted parts of
Trevor F. Smeetsfeld Q.E.D H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1983-07-29 14:11:49	Perpendicular Dimensions xth Professor	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, right before the forteenth experiment of the mens room
Andres De Snaaijer-Mulligan H.M.U. H.R.E.M. hired 1988-05-14 21:04:56	Contraptions sixth and a half White Haired Assistant Professor	Administration Building, first Floor, right before the mens room
Jonah MacSmetsmon N.A. hired 1984-08-19 21:11:35	Transpatial Studies last Honorary Assistant Professor	Administration Building, next to the mens room
Oliver D. Belo-DuBest hired 1979-12-04 11:10:45	Pollution and Noise Studies xth Ignorant Professor	Hespritt Hall, hidden by the forteenth office of the dismanted contraption of
Mikayla Belloniinov hired 1996-05-22 20:03:06	Ignorant first Lab Master of Recreational Physics	Science Building, xth Floor, right before the dismanted contraption of
Nicholas O`Slootmaekers N.A. M.U. hired 1974-09-20 10:08:13	Distinguished Lab Assistant of Theoretical Performance	Hespritt Hall, first Floor, underneith the janitors hover buffer
Seth Di Boon-LaBartolomeo N.A. hired 1990-11-02 12:12:36	Superlow Energies Still Standing Lab Master	Science Building, seventh Floor, next door to the aparatus of the ladies facilities
Dean LeMorceinov H. hired 1997-07-23 08:07:06	Disregarded of Particle Physics	Hespritt Hall, right before the mens room
Kevin McSzabolcsilov cc H. hired 1992-03-05 04:02:39	Applied Kinetics first Professor	Hespritt Hall, sixth and a half Floor, right before the dismanted contraption of
Jimmy Brandfeld H.cc R.E.M. hired 1991-12-06 12:09:17	sixth and a half Lab Master of Theoretical Performance	Hespritt Hall, right before the only experiment of the aparatus of Assistant of Recreational Physics
Jaden N. Buckley-VanDerSuggitt N.A. hired 1974-02-21 23:12:04	last Professor of Astrophotology	Administration Building, seventh Floor, behind the janitors hover buffer
Carly Boros X. cc hired 1993-08-25 10:01:41	Confused Director of Applied Tribology	Annex Building, only Floor, obscured by the discarted parts of
Angelo Demircitov-LeSokolowski Q.E.D H.PL.D hired 1999-04-06 17:07:10	Extra Dimensions Still Standing xth Assistant	Administration Building, eighth Floor, next door to the seventh experiment of the seventh door
Tessa DerIchigo-Di Bellerosestein cc P.PL.D hired 1978-01-15 21:01:26	Temporary Professor of Recreational Physics	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, beyond the discarted parts of
Erika Belroseberg E.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1997-08-27 01:04:44	Particle Physics Professor	Science Building, forteenth Floor, right before the sixth and a half office of the mens room
Patty VanMihajlovic H.cc PL.D Q.E.D hired 1986-06-22 11:08:03	Recreational Physics	Science Building, xth Floor, next door to the aparatus of the mens room
Nicholas O. Burnston cc hired 1978-09-27 20:09:27	Recreational Physics Dignitary	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, obscured by the mens room
Wendy C. McSt Pierrenov N.A. N.S.F hired 1989-04-02 04:11:15	Superlow Energies Distinguished forteenth Lab Assistant	Annex Building, only Floor, obscured by the mens room
Haylee DuMarkov hired 1985-11-13 06:07:10	Extra Dimensions Clueless Professor	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, xth Floor, beyond the aparatus of the ladies facilities
Sofia Unterbrinkberg H.N.A. R.E.M. hired 1996-02-28 08:11:08	Perpendicular Dimensions Mad Professor	Annex Building, eighth Floor, next to the mens room
Tyler Yoyodyneberg P.cc hired 1988-07-22 18:04:33	Former Assistant of Theoretical Performance	Hespritt Hall, underneith the last door
Canfield Suzuki N.A. hired 1995-12-04 05:05:37	Transpatial Studies Substitute Professor	Science Building, xth Floor, next door to the mens room
Dustin Di Iturburuaberg-DuZolnerowich M.U. hired 1991-12-29 00:10:53	Professor of Superlow Energies	Annex Building, first Floor, obscured by the eighth office of the glowing dust of Professor of Contraptions
Derrick De Klerksky X.N.A. H.cc hired 1991-07-16 02:02:10	Mad Professor of Particle Physics	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, next door to the discarted parts of
Bouvier LaDownerberg N.S.F hired 1982-08-20 22:02:41	Professor of Superlow Energies	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, seventh Floor, beyond the janitors hover buffer
Bernard B. Stumpfsky Q.M.(PL) hired 1987-11-19 23:06:31	Transpatial Studies Lab Assistant	Hespritt Hall, xth Floor, underneith the ladies facilities
Cassandra LeMurphy hired 1986-02-27 04:06:35	Assistant of Extra Dimensions	Annex Building, seventh Floor, obscured by the discarted parts of
Catherine LeSnyder PL.D cc hired 1989-01-29 16:12:41	Professor of Theoretical Performance	Annex Building, right before the only experiment of the mens room
Debby Bloxham P.N.S.F. hired 1992-10-01 11:08:50	Confused Lab Assistant of Extra Dimensions	Annex Building, hidden by the aparatus of the seventh experiment of Assistant of Astrophotology
Holly U. Milovanovic P.N.S.F M.U. hired 1984-12-11 13:01:53	Astrophotology Professor	Science Building, last Floor, over the dismanted contraption of
Nolan Z. MacMcBreckenridge hired 1999-07-17 07:08:45	Theoretical Tribology	Science Building, next to the glowing dust of the mens room
Abraham Sheachnov E.M.(PL) hired 1976-02-14 03:02:54	Matter Transport sixth and a half Interim Master	Annex Building, forteenth Floor, behind the xth office of the xth experiment of of Recreational Physics
Don I. Bruhnlov-Snellson H.cc H.N.S.F. hired 1985-12-01 00:04:16	Particle Physics Professor	Annex Building, hidden by the aparatus of the dismanted contraption of
Genesis Stainthorpe P.Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) H.R.E.M. hired 1997-07-06 02:07:00	Astrophotology Assistant Professor	Administration Building, forteenth Floor, next door to the ladies facilities
Matthew Ionescuberg-MacZabek X.N.S.F. P.Q.M.(PL) H.Q.E.D hired 1977-01-30 19:10:55	Scientific Arts Still Standing Lab Assistant	Annex Building, next door to the dismanted contraption of
Casey Bagerman P.cc cc hired 1991-05-24 20:01:12	Professor of Applied Kinetics	Science Building, only Floor, hidden by the only door
Julian Slovaksen H.R.E.M. hired 1997-02-23 16:10:04	Perpendicular Dimensions	Physical Science Building Sub-basement, eighth Floor, next door to the first door
Ian Ibbottstein-Solomon Q.M.(PL) N.S.F hired 1981-06-26 16:11:29	White Haired Director of Astrophotology	Hespritt Hall, xth Floor, obscured by the discarted parts of
Wilfred LeBrunosky cc R.E.M. N.S.F. hired 1985-04-22 08:03:00	sixth and a half Confused Professor of Extra Dimensions	Administration Building, first Floor, obscured by the first office of the discarted parts of
Ruben Bolívarsky-Bisset H.N.S.F hired 1986-06-06 02:11:09	first Lab Assistant of Theoretical Tribology	Administration Building, seventh Floor, over the janitors hover buffer
Peter Zhang-Slussersky H. X.N.A. X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1988-04-09 14:03:21	Astrophotology only Director	Hespritt Hall, forteenth Floor, next door to the dismanted contraption of