College of Perpendicular Logic School of Fine Arts

As Dean of the School of Fine Arts, Aristides Der Seniorland has quite a remarkable responsibility in undertaking the duties associated with the several departments within the school. First and foremost is the overseeing of Hespritt Hall and the ajoining theatre.

Besides this are all the other artistic endeavors going on around campus. This includes the wrapping of the main road trees with christmas paper every year and the weekly running-of-the-students on odd Sundays. What a chore that can be.

Dean Aristides

Finally, as an afterthough, the administration also saddled Aristides with the Department of Antiquties and Objects of Dubious Orgin. As such this includes the maintainence of all the museums both on and off campus in addition to all the various secret collections of artifacts that he College has collected over its hundreds of years of existence. Not an easy task when you consider how dangerous a mid twenty-first century robot plasma rifle can be even sealed behind a glass case.

As if this weren't enough Aristides has taken it upon himself to head up all student protests and rallys.

Degress offered by the Department of Semantic and Ruminative Performance
Semantic Performance
Designation	Official Abbr.	Credit Hours
Novice of Arts	N.A.	60
Ruminative Performance
Designation	Official Abbr.	Credit Hours
Quasi-Master in the Fine Art of Ruminative Performance	Q.M.(FARP)	100

Degress offered by the Department of Aquatic Arts

Underwater Basketweaving

Designation Official Abbr. Credit Hours

Certificate of Completion cc 20

Degress offered by the Department of Generic Arts

Functional Artistics

Designation Official Abbr. Credit Hours

Novice of Arts N.A. 30

Mass Art

Designation Official Abbr. Credit Hours

Quasi-Master of Perpendicular Logic Q.M.(PL) 30

Degress offered by the Department of Antiquties and Objects of Dubious Origin

Dubious Appraisals

Designation Official Abbr. Credit Hours

Certificate of Completion cc 20

School of Fine Arts Staff

Name Position Office Location

Aristides Der Seniorland Q.M.(PL) N.S.F.
hired 1986-03-21 07:10:53 Dean, School of Fine Arts Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, next door to the painting of the mens restroom

Tatiana Y. Stigs Q.M.(PL) P.
hired 1981-04-25 16:08:48 Professor of Dubious Objects , Third Floor, the mens restroom

Elijah J. McSorgefield-Munroemon X.Q.E.D
hired 1983-11-19 14:12:18 Random Performance Regarded Eighth Coach Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, over the Fourth office of the Fourth statue of Director of Aquatic Arts

Aristides DerSeniorland Q.M.(PL) N.S.F.
hired 1986-03-21 07:10:53 Assistant Coach of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, next door to the painting of the mens restroom

Catlin Yankovich H.N.S.F. N.S.F.
hired 1979-01-02 14:07:07 Props Master of Interspacial Performance Annex Building, Fourth Floor, next to the janitors closet

Julio Brandtsen P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1981-09-05 01:12:51 Interspacial Performance Interim Third Professor Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, obscured by the theatre balcony

Damian MacBurnsmon X.Q.E.D N.A. H.N.A.
hired 1981-06-24 03:03:03 Substitute Director of Perpendicular Antiquies Administration Building, Eighth Floor, obscured by the Fifth row of theatre seats

Savanna VanBardsleylund N.A. H.R.E.M.
hired 1996-10-20 07:01:22 Aquatic Arts Coach Hespritt Hall, underneith the theatre balcony

April S. De Snaaijerton Q.M.(PL) H.PL.D
hired 1985-03-18 00:01:23 Disgraced Third Director of Perpendicular Collections Administration Building, Fifth Floor, obscured by the Second row of theatre seats

Albert P. Bachman R.E.M.
hired 1989-02-26 19:03:47 Coach of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, First Floor, beyond the Second door

Hermine Descoteauxland-Musilmon P.Q.E.D
hired 1992-04-07 05:05:52 Semantic Performance Director Hespritt Hall, obscured by the ladies room

Katie C. Di Dali E.M.(PL) P.M.U.
hired 1994-01-03 18:01:28 Dubious Objects Assistant Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, beyond the Seventh statue of the janitors closet

Angelo N. Merrick P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1996-03-03 22:01:04 Aquatic Arts Honorary Third Professor Hespritt Hall, underneith the theatre balcony

Aaron Smeets-Spechtton N.A.
hired 1981-02-24 21:10:36 Aquatic Arts Former Seventh Assistant Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, over the Third statue of the janitors closet

Liam DerBoonson N.S.F
hired 1996-03-18 15:01:18 Aquatic Arts Naive Assistant Administration Building, Sixth Floor, right before the theatre balcony

Angel D. Stefansson H.N.A.
hired 1986-01-16 23:06:04 Third Master of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, obscured by the Second row of theatre seats

Danielle V. Yordanovson N.A. Q.M.(PL)
hired 1984-03-14 19:10:44 Bulk Art Distinguished Third Props Master Hespritt Hall Basement, Fifth Floor, next to the Fourth statue of the Fourth office of Clerk of Random Performance

Trey Mooney Q.M.(PL)
hired 1993-10-13 18:01:42 Temporary Eighth Professor of Random Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fourth Floor, next door to the painting of the Seventh row of theatre seats

Michaela J. Sparks Q.M.(PL) N.S.F. N.A.
hired 1973-09-22 16:05:44 Sixth Honorary Professor of Random Performance Annex Building, right before the ladies room

Dillon DerBramsmon-O`Descoteaux P.N.A.
hired 1985-12-27 07:07:22 Ruminative Performance Disgraced Professor Hespritt Hall, First Floor, right before the Sixth office of the Sixth row of theatre seats

Gracie Bul N.S.F. P.R.E.M. H.
hired 1991-08-18 05:11:54 Seventh Naive Professor of Functional Artistics Administration Building, next door to the Sixth row of theatre seats

Albert D. Quinones-Dahlmanson P.Q.E.D N.S.F Q.E.D
hired 1989-02-11 05:05:44 Semantic Performance Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, obscured by the Second row of theatre seats

Nayeli Di Skovgaard P.R.E.M. P.M.U.
hired 1981-04-18 13:07:10 Ruminative Performance Educator Administration Building, First Floor, hidden by the Fourth row of theatre seats

Holly X. McBáthoryman Q.M.(PL)
hired 1984-06-30 18:07:58 Director of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, next door to the office of the mens restroom

Barney MacSheach
hired 1995-06-24 02:05:16 Aquatic Arts Fourth Dignitary Annex Building, Second Floor, next to the Third row of theatre seats

Jose Zellwegerfield E.M.(PL)
hired 1991-08-13 11:06:34 Interspacial Performance Professor Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, next door to the office of the Sixth office of Dignitary of Generic Studies

Chance M. Monettelund X.Q.E.D N.A.
hired 1982-12-11 22:02:26 Interspacial Performance Distinguished Seventh Dignitary Administration Building, Fifth Floor, underneith the bust of the painting of Dignitary of Perpendicular Antiquies

Jazmin O`Dukeman Q.M.(PL)
hired 1985-06-18 03:04:12 Semantic Performance Dignitary Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, beyond the bust of the Eighth door

Parker A. Schoorl-Buckleyman cc
hired 1994-11-09 21:05:13 Seventh Assistant of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, next door to the Second door

Darius Barber N.A.
hired 1996-11-16 22:03:11 Second Director of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, First Floor, obscured by the ladies room

Ike De Vroomland cc E.M.(PL) H.R.E.M.
hired 1991-09-20 13:12:14 Perpendicular Antiquies Director Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Seventh Floor, over the janitors closet

Jonathon VanBlacksen-Daliland X.E.M.(PL)
hired 1977-04-01 04:11:06 Dignitary of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall, First Floor, behind the office of the theatre balcony

Noel P. O`Sokolowski-Innocenti Q.M.(PL) P.N.S.F
hired 1979-07-25 12:03:43 Perpendicular Collections Professor Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, next door to the First statue of the First statue of Clerk of Random Performance

Teddy T. Smedleyson N.A.
hired 1976-08-02 01:11:57 Honorary Director of Mass Art Annex Building, over the Seventh statue of the Seventh row of theatre seats

Kathleen R. Mooreninov-Ma X.N.A.
hired 1977-11-13 22:11:35 Generic Studies Assistant Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, right before the Fifth row of theatre seats

Bradley DuO`Markov cc X.N.A.
hired 1983-05-28 19:08:46 Mass Art Professor Hespritt Hall Basement, Fifth Floor, right before the janitors closet

Irene U. Bartolomeo-McBeckfield
hired 1994-08-01 21:09:35 Bulk Art Dignitary Administration Building, Sixth Floor, right before the Fourth statue of the bust of Coach of Semantic Performance

Kyle Maddoxton-McBestmon P.Q.E.D P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1985-08-28 02:03:18 Aquatic Arts Props Master Hespritt Hall, next door to the Fourth row of theatre seats

George Bondson cc
hired 1993-11-28 15:05:21 Mass Art Regarded First Director Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, next to the office of the theatre balcony

Aidan McSitz
hired 1978-02-01 04:07:27 Fifth Director of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, behind the mens restroom

Laura Steinmanninov Q.E.D N.A.
hired 1989-03-28 00:02:34 Second Professor of Functional Artistics Annex Building, First Floor, next to the office of the Sixth office of Assistant Director of Aquatic Arts

Makenzie V. Snyder
hired 1997-05-03 01:06:08 Interspacial Performance First Distinguished Clerk Hespritt Hall, next door to the janitors closet

Levi G. Blackwoodsen cc P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1976-05-25 20:05:17 Educator of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, over the theatre balcony

Harrison U. St Pierre P.N.S.F
hired 1979-01-08 20:08:19 Aquatic Arts Sixth Assistant Coach Administration Building, Sixth Floor, over the office of the ladies room

Wilfred McBernardson
hired 1998-03-14 08:03:17 Director of Mass Art Annex Building, Eighth Floor, underneith the painting of the mens restroom

Vivian M. Schubertinov PL.D
hired 1996-03-23 15:09:15 Perpendicular Antiquies Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, next door to the Second statue of the janitors closet

Desiree Székelyson-Di Boros N.A.
hired 1982-06-03 13:02:14 Mass Art Professor Hespritt Hall Basement, Fourth Floor, hidden by the janitors closet

Trey MacStigs-Di DuMulder H. H.N.A.
hired 1998-04-24 20:05:53 Bulk Art Professor Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, obscured by the janitors closet

Rafael Danielovton Q.M.(PL) H.N.A.
hired 1995-10-22 23:01:04 Regarded Director of Bulk Art Administration Building, over the Sixth door

Sabrina R. McStefanssonland-Baldinilund X.E.M.(PL)
hired 1998-11-15 16:08:29 Aquatic Arts Regarded Dignitary Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, right before the mens restroom

Lorenzo Yakovlevlund N.A. N.S.F.
hired 1984-06-29 00:05:14 Professor of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, obscured by the mens restroom

Alberto DuZubizarretafield-Dirkinov H.Q.M.(PL) N.A.
hired 1996-08-30 09:07:40 Naive Second Professor of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, hidden by the Fourth row of theatre seats

Charles MacDoctor P.Q.E.D Q.M.(PL)
hired 1976-12-26 13:03:19 Temporary Seventh Professor of Perpendicular Collections Hespritt Hall, right before the Fourth door

Enrique Szarvaston P.Q.E.D P.
hired 1979-03-20 17:05:49 Semantic Performance Professor Administration Building, next to the Third office of the mens restroom

Calvin Q. Innocentilund
hired 1982-12-04 21:01:57 Aquatic Arts Professor Hespritt Hall, First Floor, obscured by the Fourth row of theatre seats

Jackson Y. Mullaneson-Ingolfs
hired 1989-07-17 05:04:02 Interspacial Performance Dignitary Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, right before the office of the First office of Assistant of Ruminative Per

Margaret McBernardlund P.Q.M.(PL) H.N.S.F.
hired 1996-10-20 17:06:59 Naive Clerk of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, next door to the Third statue of the office of Educator of Perpendicular Collections

Connor S. DerMorganman-Inouelund H.N.A.
hired 1979-11-14 12:12:55 Disgraced Director of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next door to the Fourth statue of the ladies room

Tammy I. Dragomirovfield
hired 1974-05-19 10:10:51 Props Master of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, behind the painting of the janitors closet

Damien DuBalog-Zappalund
hired 1994-03-06 17:04:31 Interspacial Performance Professor Hespritt Hall, First Floor, underneith the Eighth door

Kara Skovgaardton P.N.A. H.PL.D
hired 1981-10-23 18:05:53 Assistant of Dubious Objects Annex Building, Fifth Floor, hidden by the painting of the Seventh office of Professor of Aquatic Arts

Albert Sloan N.A. H.N.S.F.
hired 1998-09-01 06:06:52 Disgraced Clerk of Mass Art Administration Building, right before the Third row of theatre seats

Corey Bruhnton P.N.S.F
hired 1991-09-04 16:01:21 Substitute Seventh Assistant Director of Random Performance Administration Building, Seventh Floor, next to the Eighth row of theatre seats

Anwar Ueno
hired 1978-04-30 08:07:12 Fifth Temporary Assistant Director of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, next door to the bust of the First statue of Director of Ruminative Performance

Erik B. Manfredonia-Baldini cc
hired 1983-09-05 01:01:54 Generic Studies Third Disgraced Director Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, underneith the Eighth row of theatre seats

Alejandro VanButchersen cc
hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Honorary Educator of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, obscured by the Second door

Isaiah Swango P.N.S.F.
hired 1973-10-13 22:02:55 Random Performance Professor Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, right before the office of the Fourth statue of Props Master of Aquatic Arts

Elise Quinones Q.M.(PL) cc
hired 1986-12-09 07:12:12 Director of Aquatic Arts Annex Building, Fourth Floor, obscured by the bust of the ladies room

Veronica V. VanDu Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL)
hired 1973-01-21 06:08:29 Mass Art Assistant Hespritt Hall Basement, First Floor, underneith the theatre balcony

Paula Z. Marqueringh N.S.F. H.
hired 1979-01-07 03:12:34 Distinguished Seventh Assistant of Bulk Art Annex Building, Third Floor, behind the office of the mens restroom

Katie Svédmon P.E.M.(PL)
hired 1989-04-27 02:07:09 Former Second Dignitary of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, next to the Eighth row of theatre seats

Jeffrey Deadman E.M.(PL) P.N.A.
hired 1981-12-16 08:11:22 Naive Sixth Clerk of Dubious Objects Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, hidden by the bust of the painting of Coach of Bulk Art

Tyler N. Sangster P.N.A. P.N.A. P.
hired 1993-05-08 20:07:03 Semantic Performance Substitute Sixth Props Master Hespritt Hall, right before the mens restroom

Ethan DuDi Southgate P.cc Q.M.(PL)
hired 1993-10-22 10:06:53 Mass Art Visiting Professor Annex Building, Third Floor, next to the janitors closet

Aiden Yates P.Q.M.(PL) cc
hired 1996-01-29 12:05:19 Sixth Naive Professor of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, over the office of the painting of Coach of Ruminative Performance

Angel Suggitt-MacMas P.N.S.F.
hired 1988-02-10 13:01:49 Functional Artistics Assistant Director Annex Building, Fifth Floor, behind the Seventh statue of the ladies room

Jayden Belo Q.M.(PL)
hired 1973-09-24 21:02:20 Ruminative Performance Honorary Second Coach Administration Building, Fourth Floor, next door to the painting of the Seventh office of Professor of Dubious Objects

Alison DuVanQuintana H.Q.M.(PL) H. P.N.S.F.
hired 1999-08-01 12:12:33 Bulk Art Props Master Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, obscured by the office of the janitors closet

Jakob W. Scrivenorsen cc P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1996-08-15 19:08:42 Aquatic Arts Third Temporary Props Master Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Eighth Floor, over the Fifth office of the Fifth row of theatre seats

Miranda A. Morgensternland Q.M.(PL) N.A.
hired 1987-05-21 12:06:46 Aquatic Arts Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, right before the Seventh office of the painting of Coach of Perpendicular Antiquies

Leonardo I. O`DCruzmon
hired 1995-02-20 21:07:32 Sixth Assistant of Aquatic Arts Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fourth Floor, obscured by the Seventh row of theatre seats

Isabelle Y. Di Singhton-Michaudson N.A. N.A.
hired 1981-03-14 19:09:18 Perpendicular Collections Visiting Assistant Director Hespritt Hall Basement, Eighth Floor, hidden by the painting of the theatre balcony

Connor DerStoddard PL.D E.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL)
hired 1996-11-24 20:04:46 Professor of Functional Artistics Annex Building, Seventh Floor, next door to the painting of the painting of Director of Random Performance

Layla Sniders H.cc N.A.
hired 1975-07-15 03:08:36 Naive Professor of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, next door to the First statue of the janitors closet

Melissa DuBirdson H.cc P.cc
hired 1985-03-19 09:12:00 Generic Studies Fourth Regarded Director Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, beyond the painting of the Seventh office of Props Master of Ruminative Performance

Devin S. Dukeson M.U. E.M.(PL)
hired 1975-02-26 08:06:24 Props Master of Interspacial Performance Annex Building, Fourth Floor, underneith the Fifth row of theatre seats

Eric Dunst N.A. E.M.(PL) P.Q.E.D
hired 1983-07-29 16:01:59 Aquatic Arts Sixth Educator Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, hidden by the janitors closet

Jack O`Schoorl H.N.A. E.M.(PL)
hired 1987-06-30 09:04:19 Substitute Educator of Aquatic Arts Administration Building, Sixth Floor, next door to the office of the painting of Professor of Perpendicular Antiquies

Hanna DerVanBeasley H. Q.E.D
hired 1973-09-22 22:08:02 Functional Artistics Director Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, next door to the ladies room

Edward T. Moreau H.R.E.M. X.N.A.
hired 1999-12-30 06:04:25 First Former Coach of Ruminative Performance Administration Building, Third Floor, obscured by the Fourth office of the theatre balcony

Robert V. Baumann M.U.
hired 1995-08-13 22:12:53 Educator of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall Basement, First Floor, right before the office of the painting of Director of Generic Studies

Gracie Z. Molloylund P.cc
hired 1973-10-16 08:08:45 Clerk of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall Basement, First Floor, next door to the Fourth office of the Fourth office of Dignitary of Dubious Objects

Jose DuMunroe-Bachlund N.S.F cc
hired 1993-08-09 07:09:15 Professor of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, underneith the theatre balcony

Broderick De Vroomton M.U.
hired 1985-01-26 18:08:04 Substitute Seventh Props Master of Ruminative Performance Administration Building, Eighth Floor, next door to the bust of the ladies room

Kyle Blevin P. X.N.A. P.PL.D
hired 1981-01-25 21:04:51 Coach of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, next door to the Second office of the office of Master of Ruminative Performance

Isaiah Di Szwedko
hired 1973-04-02 23:11:02 Honorary Seventh Professor of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall, next door to the ladies room

Angelo T. DuSternbergman-MacUnderwood X.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1990-04-11 02:04:48 Ruminative Performance Honorary Props Master Annex Building, Eighth Floor, over the mens restroom

Wadsworth Ingolfs N.A.
hired 1984-05-26 00:02:55 Dubious Objects First Director Annex Building, Eighth Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Darrien Blevinman PL.D
hired 1981-01-25 09:02:29 Generic Studies Dignitary Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, beyond the Third row of theatre seats

Wanda Zdunowskison H.PL.D
hired 1999-08-04 22:04:14 Naive Director of Generic Studies Annex Building, Fifth Floor, right before the office of the janitors closet

Tara Bachman P.cc
hired 1975-06-27 13:05:41 Professor of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall Basement, Eighth Floor, over the Seventh door

Claudette G. O`Skjeggestadlund-DerBolívarland R.E.M. X.N.S.F
hired 1977-08-21 06:01:58 Functional Artistics Professor Administration Building, Fourth Floor, beyond the Fifth statue of the ladies room

Antonio Braddockland H.Q.E.D
hired 1994-11-22 08:07:25 Perpendicular Antiquies Second Props Master Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, behind the Fourth office of the Fourth door

Alicia O`VanUnruh-Ioannidis
hired 1978-06-25 07:08:23 Educator of Dubious Objects Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Seventh Floor, hidden by the Eighth statue of the janitors closet

Ryan Buckley X.Q.M.(PL) X.M.U. X.N.S.F
hired 1981-12-15 06:01:03 Clerk of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall Basement, Third Floor, next to the mens restroom

Caleb Smedleyinov cc R.E.M. cc
hired 1995-09-24 07:11:01 Distinguished Seventh Professor of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, hidden by the mens restroom

Lee I. Bagni H.Q.E.D N.A.
hired 1987-11-15 15:05:10 Aquatic Arts Educator Administration Building, Eighth Floor, obscured by the Fifth door

Marco Brooksson-DerIngolfston R.E.M. P.M.U. E.M.(PL)
hired 1996-02-08 05:01:16 Seventh Naive Assistant Coach of Semantic Performance Annex Building, Sixth Floor, next to the painting of the Third row of theatre seats

Arlene MacBraddock X.N.A. N.A.
hired 1989-11-22 15:07:19 Bulk Art Honorary Third Coach Administration Building, Seventh Floor, next door to the painting of the theatre balcony

Karen MacMarqueringhinov H.cc
hired 1996-12-19 11:03:48 Dubious Objects Temporary Coach Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, obscured by the Sixth door

Sebastien Zimmermanson X.M.U. H.N.A.
hired 1992-09-18 16:08:47 Visiting Fifth Educator of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, next to the ladies room

Jason Yankovich M.U.
hired 1976-10-21 07:09:49 Disgraced Director of Aquatic Arts Administration Building, Fifth Floor, obscured by the Fifth row of theatre seats

William Z. Batessen X.N.A. E.M.(PL)
hired 1976-10-08 05:12:39 Director of Aquatic Arts Annex Building, Seventh Floor, hidden by the ladies room

Garrett D. Dunstman-VanDerSenior H.N.S.F
hired 1995-09-11 14:01:07 Former Second Assistant of Ruminative Performance Administration Building, obscured by the ladies room

Mckenzie O. Xylander X.N.S.F N.S.F.
hired 1974-05-17 08:09:41 Aquatic Arts Regarded Second Professor Administration Building, obscured by the Second row of theatre seats

Colton R. Specht
hired 1994-12-29 19:09:25 Bulk Art Props Master Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, beyond the theatre balcony

Churchill DuVanIbsen X.N.S.F X.N.A.
hired 1991-09-15 18:10:47 Mass Art Fifth Professor Hespritt Hall, First Floor, underneith the ladies room

Cornelius M. O`Spitznogleman
hired 1995-03-26 00:02:19 Aquatic Arts Honorary Clerk Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, beyond the First office of the theatre balcony

Landon Backus M.U. X.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1976-05-30 14:08:13 Bulk Art Interim Eighth Assistant Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fifth Floor, next door to the Third office of the theatre balcony

Jason N. Bissetlund H.cc
hired 1991-07-06 04:10:48 Random Performance Honorary Dignitary Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, right before the bust of the mens restroom

Charlotte Bolívarmon-DuBernardman X.cc
hired 1981-04-05 07:02:33 Functional Artistics Distinguished Second Master Administration Building, Fourth Floor, underneith the Second row of theatre seats

Corey Burns
hired 1979-06-07 17:10:16 Fifth Dignitary of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, next door to the painting of the bust of Clerk of Semantic Performance

Derrick Steele Q.E.D
hired 1988-12-23 04:02:59 Semantic Performance Assistant Hespritt Hall Basement, Fourth Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Cade C. Ionescu N.A.
hired 1973-04-14 14:12:25 Perpendicular Collections Director Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fourth Floor, obscured by the janitors closet

Casey P. Simonisland M.U. E.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL)
hired 1996-04-03 06:05:11 Aquatic Arts Disgraced Dignitary Hespritt Hall, beyond the Sixth statue of the Sixth row of theatre seats

Frank Quintanafield-Swenhaugenland N.S.F.
hired 1985-03-28 06:11:51 Educator of Random Performance Administration Building, Sixth Floor, obscured by the janitors closet

Alison P. Zolnerowichlund M.U. X.N.A.
hired 1996-12-28 07:12:19 Perpendicular Collections Eighth Props Master Administration Building, next door to the Seventh row of theatre seats

Otis A. Moorsson N.S.F.
hired 1976-10-02 15:01:43 Regarded First Props Master of Ruminative Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fourth Floor, next door to the Sixth office of the janitors closet

Karla Malone H.E.M.(PL) E.M.(PL)
hired 1979-11-07 00:06:00 Dubious Objects Assistant Administration Building, First Floor, behind the Fifth statue of the Fifth row of theatre seats

Israel X. Mottershead-MacZuraw
hired 1991-05-02 14:02:06 Bulk Art Seventh Substitute Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, hidden by the Second row of theatre seats

Jesse Smythe-O`Descoteaux P.Q.E.D PL.D
hired 1975-10-30 20:08:47 Interspacial Performance Temporary Third Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, over the theatre balcony

Cameron C. Sims R.E.M. M.U.
hired 1987-01-26 04:01:41 Assistant Director of Interspacial Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Eighth Floor, obscured by the Sixth door

Gary DuMarqueringh R.E.M. Q.M.(PL)
hired 1981-12-26 01:11:18 Ruminative Performance Second Assistant Director Administration Building, Third Floor, next door to the Fifth row of theatre seats

Jordyn Bordelon N.A. P.N.A.
hired 1978-04-06 11:04:08 Assistant of Semantic Performance Annex Building, Seventh Floor, right before the Seventh door

Valerie Yoyodyne N.A. X.cc
hired 1979-02-19 10:10:18 Aquatic Arts Disgraced Coach Annex Building, Fifth Floor, over the office of the theatre balcony

Jamie McSniderston P.R.E.M.
hired 1995-12-11 07:02:37 Interspacial Performance First Former Coach Annex Building, Seventh Floor, hidden by the theatre balcony

Tucker Slussermon-Breitbarth cc
hired 1981-03-30 17:03:03 Third Honorary Clerk of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, behind the Fourth row of theatre seats

Gert Q. Idoni N.A. M.U.
hired 1999-12-30 07:02:53 First Assistant Director of Dubious Objects Administration Building, Eighth Floor, next door to the office of the mens restroom

Roman McStrangefeld P.M.U. cc
hired 1996-08-20 12:09:31 Interim Seventh Clerk of Mass Art Annex Building, Third Floor, next door to the bust of the mens restroom

Corey MacSchubertfeld M.U. H.cc
hired 1991-07-02 12:02:23 Coach of Random Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, right before the bust of the Fifth door

Diego Matsushita P.M.U. P.
hired 1989-11-04 22:03:45 Interim Third Director of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, next door to the Sixth statue of the Sixth door

George DuZegher X.N.A. X.PL.D
hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00 First Honorary Professor of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall Basement, Fifth Floor, right before the janitors closet

Caleb N. DuSchwarzenegger PL.D
hired 1986-04-07 05:08:09 Semantic Performance Assistant Coach Annex Building, Fourth Floor, right before the First office of the mens restroom

Travis Dragovicinov E.M.(PL) N.S.F R.E.M.
hired 1978-04-26 18:09:08 Random Performance Assistant Administration Building, Seventh Floor, right before the painting of the Fourth office of Professor of Semantic Performance

Eduardo McDuBuhr H.R.E.M. H.N.S.F
hired 1973-09-13 10:05:13 Props Master of Mass Art Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, next door to the Fifth row of theatre seats

Whitney DerBates
hired 1994-07-04 04:09:50 Professor of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, hidden by the Sixth statue of the painting of Clerk of Perpendicular Antiquies

Dante Innocentison cc P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1983-12-29 06:01:44 Semantic Performance Seventh Honorary Master Annex Building, right before the theatre balcony

André T. Di Baldinimon-Belrose N.S.F P.Q.E.D
hired 1995-11-05 02:08:41 Visiting Educator of Aquatic Arts Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Eighth Floor, right before the Fourth row of theatre seats

Tomas N. O`Barnes H.Q.E.D H.R.E.M.
hired 1978-04-24 23:05:50 Assistant of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, obscured by the mens restroom

Alex Dulund-VanIgnatov X.
hired 1983-01-03 21:12:04 Regarded Dignitary of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, right before the ladies room

Irene Michaudman N.S.F. P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1980-06-17 16:11:00 Regarded Assistant Director of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, over the theatre balcony

Desiree Q. Bloxham-Monettelund
hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Mass Art Substitute First Assistant Director Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, next to the mens restroom

Aldous Bogdanovic
hired 1998-09-22 02:11:50 Generic Studies Seventh Temporary Props Master Hespritt Hall Basement, Fourth Floor, behind the mens restroom

Jillian Quirkfield
hired 1989-05-10 12:10:22 Interspacial Performance Clerk Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fourth Floor, next door to the ladies room

Julio Santana H.PL.D E.M.(PL)
hired 1994-08-18 02:02:19 Perpendicular Antiquies Coach Annex Building, Eighth Floor, right before the Eighth row of theatre seats

Emanuel Di Quick-MacBolívarfield Q.E.D
hired 1973-06-21 09:09:55 Fourth Master of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall, hidden by the Seventh office of the office of Master of Bulk Art

Jesus O. Daskalovfeld P.Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1977-08-13 10:06:41 Temporary Fifth Educator of Aquatic Arts Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Eighth Floor, behind the First statue of the painting of Assistant Director of Semantic

Naomi Steinmann X.N.S.F cc
hired 1994-11-23 07:10:45 Aquatic Arts Coach Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, hidden by the Fifth row of theatre seats

Katrina O`Dragovic
hired 1989-04-20 23:09:19 Generic Studies Honorary Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, hidden by the Eighth row of theatre seats

Filmore E. O`DuBaglio cc
hired 1991-01-18 16:09:14 Assistant Coach of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, next door to the ladies room

Brock Di Mihajlovicinov P.M.U.
hired 1977-02-19 19:01:15 Professor of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, behind the theatre balcony

Brooklyn W. St Martin R.E.M. P.cc
hired 1994-07-04 08:01:26 Generic Studies First Former Props Master Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, next door to the ladies room

Matthew McSundenmon P.M.U. P.N.A.
hired 1977-05-08 13:09:07 Aquatic Arts Dignitary Annex Building, next door to the Seventh row of theatre seats

Jeffrey Stumpffeld P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1983-02-10 15:01:23 Generic Studies Second Visiting Coach Annex Building, Eighth Floor, underneith the painting of the ladies room

Calumet O`Quinones PL.D PL.D
hired 1982-12-27 09:07:30 Dubious Objects Director Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, behind the Sixth row of theatre seats

Cassidy Shineson N.A. cc PL.D
hired 1979-11-28 15:02:57 Director of Mass Art Hespritt Hall Basement, right before the Eighth row of theatre seats

Holly Munroe H.PL.D
hired 1977-07-07 19:01:55 Clerk of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall Basement, First Floor, over the ladies room

DeShawn Di Belleroseton
hired 1982-10-11 08:10:11 Random Performance Educator Hespritt Hall, First Floor, right before the janitors closet

Lucas T. Di Snyderson
hired 1992-07-13 18:07:42 Perpendicular Antiquies Assistant Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, beyond the Seventh statue of the mens restroom

Larry DerBeckettmon-DerZingelmon cc M.U. cc
hired 1979-07-23 19:02:57 Aquatic Arts Professor Annex Building, right before the office of the bust of Director of Ruminative Performance

Josephine P. Stromanton H.N.A.
hired 1983-03-07 15:01:47 Regarded Professor of Random Performance Annex Building, Sixth Floor, next to the Eighth statue of the painting of Coach of Semantic Performance

Chandler D. Zubizarreta Q.M.(PL) N.A.
hired 1985-08-02 12:08:17 Ruminative Performance Interim Assistant Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, over the Fourth row of theatre seats

Priscilla X. Di McBrand-Di Midgley X.cc
hired 1996-01-08 19:11:28 Semantic Performance Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, beyond the ladies room

Kevin C. Milovanovic-DerBogdanoviclund P.E.M.(PL) N.A. H.
hired 1997-08-05 08:04:00 Aquatic Arts Professor Annex Building, Third Floor, next door to the office of the Sixth row of theatre seats

Andrew Musilmon-Yamada H.N.S.F. P.N.S.F.
hired 1998-06-24 22:07:17 Semantic Performance Director Annex Building, First Floor, underneith the office of the mens restroom

Randy B. MacSnydersen-McBlairsen N.S.F Q.M.(PL)
hired 1979-08-30 05:11:10 Second Coach of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, next to the First statue of the painting of Director of Generic Studies

Demos Berger H.R.E.M. X.cc
hired 1974-07-10 11:05:41 Eighth Educator of Ruminative Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, right before the theatre balcony

Kelsey Styleslund cc
hired 1977-07-21 18:04:54 Perpendicular Antiquies Second Dignitary Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, next door to the painting of the janitors closet

Melissa Backus-O`MacMoretti
hired 1973-11-04 07:07:38 Mass Art Props Master Hespritt Hall, hidden by the First office of the janitors closet

Zachary X. Bartolomeomon-Zilberschlagton Q.M.(PL)
hired 1983-02-11 03:12:30 Interspacial Performance Fifth Distinguished Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, next to the Third door

Devin Q. Baloghsen N.S.F H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1976-10-27 19:04:36 Perpendicular Antiquies Assistant Director Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fourth Floor, next door to the Seventh door

Andrew O`Smedley N.S.F. H.Q.M.(PL) N.A.
hired 1995-01-13 21:02:48 Fifth Regarded Assistant Coach of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, next door to the Seventh office of the bust of Assistant of Aquatic Arts

Nolan Scully E.M.(PL) H.E.M.(PL)
hired 1973-10-30 23:11:47 Perpendicular Collections Assistant Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fifth Floor, next door to the painting of the ladies room

Clive Dubanowskiinov P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1986-08-07 12:04:17 Aquatic Arts Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next door to the theatre balcony

Bethany Yoxall-Matsushitainov cc N.A.
hired 1981-05-20 01:07:30 Naive Coach of Perpendicular Collections Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, right before the theatre balcony

Vincent Székely X.M.U. P.PL.D Q.M.(PL)
hired 1996-01-23 09:08:21 Aquatic Arts Professor Administration Building, Fifth Floor, next to the First office of the mens restroom

Jayla Di Idoniinov P.N.S.F. Q.E.D
hired 1990-03-07 20:10:16 Bulk Art Educator Hespritt Hall Basement, over the office of the janitors closet

Oscar DerSolomonton P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1997-12-22 17:12:50 Third Director of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, behind the Third statue of the Third door

Aramis VanMorrishmon N.A. P.
hired 1996-11-22 02:11:44 Perpendicular Antiquies Third Master Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Lorenzo N. Zingel E.M.(PL)
hired 1993-08-22 17:03:51 Perpendicular Antiquies Fourth Regarded Clerk Hespritt Hall, right before the office of the office of Professor of Interspacial Performance

Macy Magnusson
hired 1984-12-30 05:05:07 Dubious Objects Third Dignitary Annex Building, Fourth Floor, right before the Second row of theatre seats

Jordyn Dykstra N.S.F. PL.D
hired 1979-08-07 01:04:09 Naive Educator of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, underneith the theatre balcony

Benjamin Simsson-VanMessnerman P.N.A. P.E.M.(PL) N.A.
hired 1992-12-15 20:07:54 Professor of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall Basement, obscured by the Seventh door

Jaden U. Sarnov H.N.A.
hired 1995-01-19 02:05:53 Semantic Performance Regarded First Clerk Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, underneith the bust of the mens restroom

Adriana DuBodrogi-Mueller P.N.S.F
hired 1974-05-03 22:01:04 Dubious Objects Temporary Fifth Dignitary Hespritt Hall, right before the mens restroom

Bernard E. DuSundenlund cc PL.D
hired 1981-04-26 02:07:00 Interspacial Performance Dignitary Hespritt Hall, First Floor, obscured by the Seventh row of theatre seats

Alexis S. Matic Q.E.D
hired 1988-05-07 18:07:08 Random Performance Temporary Second Educator Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, hidden by the mens restroom

Conan Zlatkovmon X.N.A. N.A.
hired 1980-10-27 22:08:21 Naive Professor of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall Basement, over the janitors closet

Diana DerBaiton
hired 1991-06-07 00:09:55 Temporary Clerk of Bulk Art Annex Building, First Floor, hidden by the theatre balcony

Gary MacSt Pierrefield cc N.A.
hired 1999-09-20 02:12:14 Ruminative Performance Second Assistant Hespritt Hall, beyond the office of the Fifth statue of Educator of Ruminative Performance

Simon O. Morrishinov PL.D
hired 1993-06-05 00:07:56 Honorary First Master of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall, First Floor, underneith the theatre balcony

Angel Moschella Q.M.(PL)
hired 1979-05-07 08:11:30 Temporary Seventh Coach of Perpendicular Collections Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, obscured by the bust of the First statue of Professor of Mass Art

Shawn Di Zimmerman Q.M.(PL)
hired 1986-12-11 09:08:04 Second Naive Coach of Semantic Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fourth Floor, next to the Eighth door

Rousseau McMoschellason
hired 1992-04-17 04:08:57 First Director of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall, right before the office of the office of Coach of Functional Artistics

Josiah Murdock N.S.F. X.N.A.
hired 1990-03-12 01:06:35 Sixth Professor of Mass Art Annex Building, Fourth Floor, next door to the Fourth row of theatre seats

Trevor Murrayson X.Q.E.D
hired 1985-03-04 05:09:34 Director of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, underneith the ladies room

Cory T. Baglioland PL.D
hired 1992-06-23 05:04:33 Bulk Art Second Director Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, obscured by the Third door

Derrick Xylander X.Q.E.D
hired 1986-12-20 10:01:18 Mass Art Third Visiting Professor Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, next door to the First office of the First row of theatre seats

Joseph E. Sutherlandfeld H.Q.E.D
hired 1999-11-12 06:10:40 Interspacial Performance Second Director Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, over the bust of the Third row of theatre seats

Valeria Brookslund P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1997-04-13 14:09:01 Mass Art Assistant Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, right before the bust of the janitors closet

Trenton Zambranofield R.E.M. X.R.E.M.
hired 1988-01-16 09:02:41 Random Performance Professor Administration Building, Eighth Floor, behind the theatre balcony

Felix DerStromanton Q.E.D Q.M.(PL)
hired 1980-11-15 01:11:02 Honorary First Director of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Aidan Bodnár M.U.
hired 1999-02-24 03:02:35 Interspacial Performance Director Annex Building, Seventh Floor, behind the First statue of the First row of theatre seats

Addison Downerland M.U.
hired 1979-09-25 20:09:09 Bulk Art Substitute Second Educator Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, obscured by the ladies room

Andrea B. Solo H.E.M.(PL)
hired 1982-08-07 02:12:46 Sixth Honorary Educator of Aquatic Arts Administration Building, obscured by the office of the mens restroom

Churchill H. DuMooren X.cc
hired 1992-11-26 17:01:03 Clerk of Random Performance Hespritt Hall Basement, Seventh Floor, hidden by the mens restroom

Genesis D. Spadaland P.N.A.
hired 1984-03-15 17:10:32 Distinguished Assistant Director of Aquatic Arts Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fourth Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Javier Bergerfield-Ibbott N.S.F Q.M.(PL)
hired 1997-05-14 00:01:09 Generic Studies Fifth Professor Hespritt Hall, over the ladies room

Emanuel P. Mustanenton-Marqueringh Q.E.D P.cc
hired 1995-11-14 14:04:26 Mass Art Director Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next door to the First door

Otto Y. McZdunowskifeld N.A. N.A.
hired 1999-10-08 19:03:47 Aquatic Arts Professor Administration Building, First Floor, right before the janitors closet

Isaac Zivkovic P.Q.E.D N.A.
hired 1997-10-04 18:09:25 Semantic Performance Seventh Naive Dignitary Hespritt Hall Basement, beyond the painting of the ladies room

Alana DerDvorak H.M.U.
hired 1973-03-04 10:01:55 Regarded Props Master of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, beyond the bust of the bust of Professor of Functional Artistics

Abelard Sheedy E.M.(PL)
hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Aquatic Arts Assistant Administration Building, Eighth Floor, next door to the Fifth row of theatre seats

Mathew Brandtfeld N.S.F.
hired 1993-01-30 05:08:01 Professor of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, First Floor, behind the Second door

Kobe Bestman H.N.A. R.E.M.
hired 1991-09-17 07:03:11 Temporary Assistant Director of Aquatic Arts Annex Building, hidden by the Second row of theatre seats

Javier K. Uberti N.A. N.S.F.
hired 1986-06-15 16:12:30 Aquatic Arts Sixth Professor Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, obscured by the theatre balcony

Lizbeth J. DerUeno
hired 1979-09-12 08:05:26 Assistant Director of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, beyond the theatre balcony

Alejandro Zlatkovfeld cc M.U.
hired 1984-10-07 12:04:57 Interspacial Performance Regarded Third Dignitary Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, behind the painting of the Sixth row of theatre seats

Ronald Möllerlund cc H.cc
hired 1977-11-04 23:05:12 Aquatic Arts Educator Hespritt Hall Basement, Sixth Floor, underneith the Second statue of the bust of Professor of Interspacial Performance

Lorenzo MacZambranofield X.PL.D
hired 1973-07-09 13:11:09 Random Performance Substitute Professor Hespritt Hall, hidden by the mens restroom

Brenden Sultanson E.M.(PL)
hired 1974-01-02 20:09:38 Perpendicular Antiquies Third Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next to the theatre balcony

Gary Barnes cc
hired 1979-08-09 12:10:30 Perpendicular Collections Seventh Temporary Professor Hespritt Hall Basement, Seventh Floor, next to the painting of the ladies room

Nicolas O`Murdochlund H.N.A. N.S.F.
hired 1978-12-02 06:12:41 Dignitary of Dubious Objects Annex Building, Sixth Floor, obscured by the Fifth statue of the painting of Assistant Director of Perpendicular Antiquies

Barry Swenhaugenland E.M.(PL)
hired 1980-07-10 15:12:10 Generic Studies Dignitary Annex Building, Eighth Floor, over the office of the Eighth office of Director of Perpendicular Antiquies

Tomas Braddock-McZeeman Q.E.D H.Q.M.(PL) M.U.
hired 1983-11-08 05:12:32 Fourth Assistant Director of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall Basement, Fourth Floor, next to the First row of theatre seats

Lamar Bodnármon P.cc
hired 1986-12-25 14:05:10 Assistant Director of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next to the Sixth row of theatre seats

Bethany Monet E.M.(PL) N.A.
hired 1988-08-16 23:10:01 Semantic Performance Second Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, beyond the theatre balcony

Pablo Stacks P.cc P.N.A.
hired 1993-12-04 22:06:11 Dubious Objects Props Master Hespritt Hall, First Floor, behind the Sixth row of theatre seats

Devon Soloton
hired 1991-04-12 22:10:38 Mass Art Second Former Professor Annex Building, hidden by the theatre balcony

Tanner D. Baumann-Skjeggestadfeld N.S.F
hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Seventh Professor of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall Basement, Sixth Floor, underneith the mens restroom

Arianna MacO`Zeni cc
hired 1994-07-01 14:10:46 Props Master of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, next door to the bust of the theatre balcony

Layla U. VanSparksinov
hired 1974-01-14 19:01:45 Honorary Eighth Assistant of Mass Art Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, obscured by the bust of the Seventh row of theatre seats

Calvin Braunlund X.
hired 1995-05-01 14:06:00 Seventh Assistant of Mass Art Annex Building, over the bust of the painting of Clerk of Generic Studies

Buell Belo N.A.
hired 1975-09-06 10:11:33 Generic Studies Honorary Props Master Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, next door to the painting of the Second row of theatre seats

Trenton MacDaskalovton Q.E.D Q.M.(PL)
hired 1975-06-05 23:09:31 Bulk Art Second Honorary Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, underneith the Eighth door

Haley Stefanssonton-Seniorsen X.Q.M.(PL) H.N.A.
hired 1999-11-02 02:10:18 Interim Director of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, next door to the Fourth row of theatre seats

Aaron MacUngarettiman H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1999-06-02 09:01:55 First Visiting Professor of Mass Art Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Third Floor, next door to the janitors closet

Colton Monette
hired 1988-02-22 01:07:48 Bulk Art Assistant Coach Administration Building, Seventh Floor, over the Fourth statue of the janitors closet

Wadsworth Bach P.cc P.cc P.E.M.(PL)
hired 1975-01-19 04:10:23 Second Professor of Interspacial Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Third Floor, over the Seventh statue of the office of Assistant Director of Perpendicul

Justin MacMurphymon-Yankovich X.Q.M.(PL) P.M.U.
hired 1975-01-06 21:08:18 Former Props Master of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, underneith the office of the Third row of theatre seats

Caitlyn Z. Dean
hired 1994-05-07 12:06:35 Aquatic Arts Clerk Administration Building, Eighth Floor, behind the bust of the First office of Props Master of Perpendicular Antiquies

Natalia Dvorakfield PL.D
hired 1997-06-17 22:08:35 Former First Coach of Semantic Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, obscured by the Second row of theatre seats

Tony Sokolowskifeld
hired 1990-03-19 14:05:12 Perpendicular Collections Props Master Hespritt Hall, over the First statue of the painting of Professor of Aquatic Arts

Isabelle D. Di Moreau P.R.E.M.
hired 1977-10-26 02:11:39 Eighth Assistant Director of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, next door to the office of the office of Clerk of Aquatic Arts

Roberto O. VanQueen H.R.E.M.
hired 1985-07-28 02:06:47 Professor of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, right before the painting of the Fifth door

Ana E. Bancroftlund-Zabekfield M.U. P.R.E.M. H.N.S.F.
hired 1981-09-22 20:08:26 Temporary Professor of Mass Art Administration Building, obscured by the bust of the office of Educator of Dubious Objects

Nate U. VanZolnerowichlund cc
hired 1990-05-10 06:09:32 Dubious Objects Professor Administration Building, hidden by the painting of the Fifth row of theatre seats

Cesar Balog cc P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1976-03-05 09:09:15 Bulk Art Assistant Hespritt Hall, beyond the Third row of theatre seats

Tomas O. McSimsinov-McBergströmsen P.PL.D P.
hired 1978-04-24 13:06:42 Temporary Director of Mass Art Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, behind the Fourth statue of the theatre balcony

Jeremiah Q. Mooren P.cc
hired 1997-02-14 13:07:39 Dignitary of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall Basement, over the janitors closet

Micah VanSteele-McDescoteauxlund R.E.M. N.A.
hired 1983-10-24 03:09:11 Aquatic Arts Distinguished Seventh Educator Hespritt Hall, First Floor, over the mens restroom

Alejandra D. Morgensternsen Q.M.(PL)
hired 1990-07-07 16:11:36 Bulk Art Honorary Assistant Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, behind the mens restroom

Biff U. Bagersen R.E.M.
hired 1975-10-17 23:04:50 Dubious Objects Fourth Disgraced Props Master Hespritt Hall Basement, Sixth Floor, next door to the Second row of theatre seats

Gavin Bass Q.E.D
hired 1997-09-05 03:07:08 First Regarded Director of Perpendicular Collections Hespritt Hall Basement, underneith the mens restroom

Nolan McSparkston
hired 1996-06-13 18:02:54 First Educator of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall, First Floor, beyond the Seventh door

Isaac Merrickson-Murdock H.N.A. H.N.A.
hired 1994-11-03 16:03:29 Perpendicular Collections Coach Hespritt Hall, hidden by the Seventh row of theatre seats

Jalen Borg PL.D R.E.M. cc
hired 1976-03-09 18:11:53 Dubious Objects Third Former Clerk Annex Building, Third Floor, beyond the janitors closet

Valerie S. Baldiniinov cc H.PL.D
hired 1984-08-12 18:10:27 Former Eighth Professor of Aquatic Arts Annex Building, next door to the Second row of theatre seats

Sam Y. McMoretti-VanBlažekland H.R.E.M. E.M.(PL)
hired 1988-02-04 09:07:39 Master of Bulk Art Annex Building, Second Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Sean Blackwood N.A.
hired 1981-11-17 20:02:35 Regarded Assistant of Mass Art Annex Building, Seventh Floor, right before the office of the Seventh statue of Professor of Bulk Art

Israel Zabatsen N.A.
hired 1978-01-21 10:04:04 Honorary Props Master of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, underneith the Seventh row of theatre seats

Buster Di Deansen-DerDoležal X.
hired 1994-08-20 22:05:39 Perpendicular Antiquies Assistant Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Helene E. Schoorlsen P.cc N.S.F.
hired 1981-05-18 23:05:07 Semantic Performance First Visiting Dignitary Annex Building, Seventh Floor, obscured by the Fifth row of theatre seats

Tomas DerMaoilseachlainnmon Q.M.(PL) cc
hired 1977-01-04 01:06:45 Perpendicular Antiquies Fifth Substitute Assistant Director Administration Building, Second Floor, next door to the Second office of the painting of Assistant Director of Aquatic Arts

Nate Q. O`DuMihajlovic
hired 1981-09-15 12:08:02 Professor of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, hidden by the ladies room

Corbin MacStainthorpe-O`Spillumfield Q.M.(PL)
hired 1983-09-18 10:06:12 Interspacial Performance Professor Annex Building, Fifth Floor, next door to the Second row of theatre seats

Serenity H. Zoric-Shakesheavefeld N.S.F. N.A.
hired 1998-07-23 01:11:10 Perpendicular Collections Educator Administration Building, Sixth Floor, hidden by the mens restroom

Leslie I. Yonkersson P.R.E.M.
hired 1988-09-11 20:04:29 Dubious Objects Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall Basement, Seventh Floor, over the office of the mens restroom

Laura N. Baráth H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1982-12-09 22:02:39 Aquatic Arts Regarded Coach Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, beyond the Third door

Joanna Q. Blair-MacSorgesen N.A. N.S.F cc
hired 1988-10-14 15:07:21 Director of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, First Floor, over the ladies room

Barry V. VanBobalmon-McYonkersland R.E.M. H.N.S.F
hired 1997-01-19 11:11:31 Distinguished Director of Mass Art Administration Building, First Floor, behind the bust of the office of Professor of Mass Art

Ulysses, MacYedlicka
hired 1997-06-04 11:08:11 Distinguished Clerk of Mass Art Hespritt Hall, underneith the Second row of theatre seats

Diana Snell-VanBobienskifield P.Q.M.(PL) P.N.A. Q.M.(PL)
hired 1976-10-19 21:11:35 Assistant Director of Ruminative Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fourth Floor, underneith the painting of the janitors closet

Peter W. O`Sweetland M.U. X.
hired 1981-03-01 01:11:39 Honorary Assistant Director of Perpendicular Collections Annex Building, Eighth Floor, underneith the bust of the Third office of Professor of Aquatic Arts

Buster R. McDerDykstra H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1994-12-14 05:07:36 Mass Art Naive First Dignitary Annex Building, Fourth Floor, beyond the Sixth statue of the Sixth door

Laura VanMaloneson E.M.(PL)
hired 1979-04-22 11:11:40 Seventh Honorary Assistant of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, next to the Second office of the painting of Clerk of Aquatic Arts

Aiden G. Bobal X. Q.M.(PL)
hired 1978-05-20 22:04:00 Assistant of Semantic Performance Annex Building, Fifth Floor, over the ladies room

Alejandra G. DuBrooks P. X.Q.E.D N.S.F
hired 1999-08-18 17:08:12 Bulk Art Naive Fourth Professor Hespritt Hall, right before the Second row of theatre seats

Henry McBelolund H.N.A.
hired 1980-07-31 16:12:21 Interspacial Performance Educator Hespritt Hall, First Floor, behind the mens restroom

Gage Blumland-Smedley Q.M.(PL)
hired 1976-06-08 10:04:04 Props Master of Bulk Art Annex Building, Eighth Floor, next door to the ladies room

Ty Maticman PL.D P.N.A. N.A.
hired 1978-12-27 15:03:40 First Master of Functional Artistics Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, over the office of the Seventh office of Master of Interspacial Performanc

Mya Blacksen-Unterbrinkmon P.N.A.
hired 1999-09-13 09:07:50 Fourth Substitute Master of Bulk Art Administration Building, Fourth Floor, over the Third row of theatre seats

Ian Y. Stigs M.U. P.M.U.
hired 1977-01-24 12:08:13 Ruminative Performance Third Clerk Administration Building, Second Floor, right before the Sixth row of theatre seats

Peyton VanSimsland Q.M.(PL) H.
hired 1985-07-31 15:03:40 Aquatic Arts Honorary Professor Hespritt Hall, next to the Fifth row of theatre seats

Devin McIoannidismon-Buckholtz
hired 1983-02-18 06:02:50 Generic Studies Honorary Fourth Coach Hespritt Hall, over the mens restroom

Cameron DerZeegers N.A.
hired 1985-12-30 17:11:37 Functional Artistics Professor Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, hidden by the Fifth row of theatre seats

Uncas Brookssen-Bedrosian E.M.(PL)
hired 1988-01-14 03:04:56 Director of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, behind the mens restroom

Aliyah X. DuXanthopoulos N.A.
hired 1995-07-29 15:07:04 Fourth Master of Mass Art Hespritt Hall, beyond the painting of the Second row of theatre seats

Jayden W. Sorgmon E.M.(PL)
hired 1998-11-01 22:09:10 Aquatic Arts Honorary Props Master Administration Building, Eighth Floor, over the ladies room

Almanzo K. Santanaman E.M.(PL) N.A. N.A.
hired 1993-11-05 06:03:11 Mass Art Substitute Second Clerk Hespritt Hall, obscured by the Fifth row of theatre seats

Payton K. VanStainthorpe E.M.(PL) H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1984-09-03 02:11:25 Dubious Objects Props Master Hespritt Hall, beyond the janitors closet

Logan Sultan-O`Morgan R.E.M. N.S.F. P.PL.D
hired 1991-05-07 21:11:06 Ruminative Performance Educator Hespritt Hall, right before the office of the painting of Professor of Bulk Art

Cole R. Dragovic
hired 1983-09-07 09:07:13 Mass Art Disgraced Assistant Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fourth Floor, next door to the theatre balcony

Travon Braun Q.M.(PL) PL.D
hired 1990-10-12 17:02:01 Interim Coach of Semantic Performance Administration Building, Sixth Floor, over the Eighth office of the Eighth row of theatre seats

Elise K. VanDuMalone P.E.M.(PL) N.A.
hired 1994-08-02 15:05:56 Functional Artistics Seventh Assistant Administration Building, Eighth Floor, obscured by the janitors closet

Edward B. Di VanQuintana N.S.F
hired 1983-06-23 15:12:32 Random Performance Professor Hespritt Hall, behind the Third office of the bust of Props Master of Aquatic Arts

Duke Xylanderson PL.D
hired 1984-04-05 09:04:36 Ruminative Performance Naive Second Professor Hespritt Hall, next door to the Second row of theatre seats

Olga Sarnovfeld N.S.F N.A.
hired 1981-04-22 10:04:03 Fourth Director of Mass Art Administration Building, Fifth Floor, over the janitors closet

Roberto T. Butcherinov P.N.S.F
hired 1978-04-10 11:08:47 Functional Artistics Master Administration Building, Third Floor, next door to the Fifth row of theatre seats

Ike DuSorglund PL.D
hired 1991-08-30 15:12:59 Former Assistant Director of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall, next to the mens restroom

Wilfred Z. MacMontagnefeld N.S.F Q.M.(PL)
hired 1997-05-03 13:07:17 Bulk Art Coach Annex Building, Eighth Floor, behind the painting of the ladies room

Colin Milovanovic N.A.
hired 1995-08-27 19:12:13 Aquatic Arts Seventh Dignitary Hespritt Hall Basement, Seventh Floor, over the mens restroom

Addison Morrish M.U. N.A.
hired 1991-11-29 20:10:31 Visiting Director of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, obscured by the mens restroom

Carlos Mulligan
hired 1998-11-01 14:03:16 Ruminative Performance Master Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, next door to the painting of the mens restroom

Kara Székelyinov-DerMatveev N.S.F
hired 1974-09-12 06:06:15 Eighth Honorary Professor of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall Basement, Sixth Floor, obscured by the bust of the Seventh statue of Props Master of Generic Studies

Nolan Suggittlund H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1973-10-16 16:06:10 Master of Ruminative Performance Administration Building, Fifth Floor, next door to the janitors closet

Bret O`De la Fontaineton Q.M.(PL)
hired 1973-11-23 07:12:22 Interim Assistant of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, right before the bust of the Seventh row of theatre seats

Harrison Sheedy-Maticton Q.M.(PL) X.E.M.(PL)
hired 1979-03-31 05:07:19 Random Performance Third Professor Hespritt Hall, right before the Fifth door

Isaiah R. MacBruhn H.N.S.F. Q.M.(PL)
hired 1994-05-13 02:01:36 Aquatic Arts Former Director Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, next door to the Second door

Dante DuSzombathysen N.A.
hired 1992-11-10 02:01:17 Eighth Visiting Props Master of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, next to the Third statue of the painting of Educator of Aquatic Arts

Victor O`Beck R.E.M.
hired 1991-10-13 11:08:50 Substitute Professor of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next door to the Fourth door

Nadia Bootsmason N.A. H.N.A.
hired 1975-07-08 09:05:44 Bulk Art Professor Annex Building, next to the First row of theatre seats

Wendy O. Stoddardlund Q.M.(PL) E.M.(PL)
hired 1997-02-04 06:11:29 Functional Artistics Clerk Administration Building, Eighth Floor, hidden by the Seventh row of theatre seats

Elena DuSingh R.E.M.
hired 1985-03-02 20:10:57 Aquatic Arts Substitute Assistant Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, underneith the Sixth row of theatre seats

Nadia Maticland Q.M.(PL)
hired 1994-10-10 13:07:12 Temporary Seventh Coach of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall Basement, underneith the bust of the bust of Clerk of Aquatic Arts

Trenton Marconimon P.N.S.F. Q.M.(PL)
hired 1982-01-30 18:01:40 Professor of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, next to the mens restroom

Mario Matevosianfield cc Q.M.(PL)
hired 1989-12-31 20:03:28 Random Performance Regarded Professor Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, beyond the Eighth row of theatre seats

Troy Dunstton N.S.F
hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Aquatic Arts Visiting Fifth Professor Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, right before the painting of the Third door

Selena Zdunowskiton X.Q.M.(PL) X.R.E.M.
hired 1974-08-21 15:08:57 Second Interim Professor of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, right before the Fifth row of theatre seats

Justin G. Symons
hired 1986-05-23 15:03:04 Professor of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, beyond the Seventh office of the Seventh statue of Assistant of Mass Art

Colby J. Di Sorgfield N.A.
hired 1976-07-28 08:11:48 Random Performance Second Assistant Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, next door to the bust of the janitors closet

Kiara N. Sitz-VanMontagneson N.A. N.S.F H.N.A.
hired 1988-06-04 03:01:30 Second Temporary Coach of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, obscured by the Eighth statue of the Eighth door

Kameron K. Bell H.N.A. PL.D P.R.E.M.
hired 1985-12-22 20:08:33 Mass Art Temporary Clerk Hespritt Hall, next door to the Third row of theatre seats

Jakob DuZupan N.A.
hired 1985-08-18 07:03:08 Third Honorary Professor of Perpendicular Collections Hespritt Hall Basement, Sixth Floor, obscured by the mens restroom

Monica Bjarnesen PL.D
hired 1979-03-04 19:09:03 Mass Art Assistant Director Hespritt Hall Basement, next door to the Third row of theatre seats

Devon Sturmson N.A.
hired 1975-06-05 11:12:47 Random Performance Professor Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Seventh Floor, obscured by the janitors closet

Humberto Morettiton N.A. H.cc
hired 1995-08-29 13:03:11 Dignitary of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, next door to the bust of the Seventh office of Director of Dubious Objects

Angelica N. Sundenman N.A.
hired 1978-06-28 14:12:41 Random Performance Third Honorary Assistant Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Igor N. VanSternbergfield P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Aquatic Arts Sixth Master Hespritt Hall, First Floor, over the First door

Bruce VanSangsterton M.U.
hired 1998-05-08 20:02:46 Semantic Performance Interim Second Master Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, next to the office of the janitors closet

Angelica De Klerkman-Monet Q.M.(PL) PL.D
hired 1978-12-04 08:02:05 Aquatic Arts Disgraced Coach Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, beyond the Second row of theatre seats

Tomas DuSternberginov-O`Somogyisen cc H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1999-02-20 00:08:39 Perpendicular Antiquies Naive Assistant Annex Building, Second Floor, next door to the janitors closet

Albert P. Morgan-MacMcIchigo
hired 1997-03-26 19:12:01 Ruminative Performance Professor Annex Building, beyond the janitors closet

Collin MacSkjeggestad P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1975-08-03 11:03:14 Mass Art Coach Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, hidden by the Third statue of the bust of Clerk of Aquatic Arts

Cesar Q. Bodrogi P.M.U.
hired 1984-01-01 18:06:23 Ruminative Performance Disgraced Professor Hespritt Hall, obscured by the janitors closet

Kiara Davidyanfeld-Santanaman N.A. N.A.
hired 1998-07-08 19:04:26 Perpendicular Antiquies Dignitary Hespritt Hall, over the theatre balcony

Luke McSkjeggestadsen H.N.S.F.
hired 1985-05-14 04:07:10 Aquatic Arts Props Master Hespritt Hall Basement, hidden by the First row of theatre seats

Keith Mondayson M.U. N.A.
hired 1983-01-16 19:04:25 Semantic Performance Honorary First Coach Hespritt Hall Basement, hidden by the Fourth row of theatre seats

Taylor MacSheach N.S.F N.A.
hired 1999-04-25 22:01:29 Perpendicular Collections Honorary Sixth Props Master Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, beyond the ladies room

Valerie MacMurray Q.M.(PL) P.Q.E.D
hired 1975-02-11 17:06:34 Assistant Coach of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, obscured by the Sixth statue of the Sixth office of Master of Mass Art

Casimir G. Stantonmon PL.D
hired 1995-02-28 15:01:36 Disgraced Educator of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, next door to the office of the ladies room

Caden Spooner H.N.S.F.
hired 1987-11-19 20:11:30 Fourth Director of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, over the mens restroom

Cole Quattrocchi-DuMurdock Q.E.D P.R.E.M.
hired 1999-01-25 01:04:59 Dubious Objects Props Master Administration Building, First Floor, underneith the Eighth row of theatre seats

Joel P. Balog P.R.E.M.
hired 1993-06-26 16:05:51 Interspacial Performance Temporary Second Director Hespritt Hall Basement, Fourth Floor, beyond the bust of the bust of Professor of Aquatic Arts

Timothy Smythemon X.Q.M.(PL) R.E.M.
hired 1983-11-30 10:10:15 Second Props Master of Ruminative Performance Administration Building, Third Floor, obscured by the bust of the Eighth door

Omar A. Blackwood
hired 1978-07-16 11:06:53 Dubious Objects Professor Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, over the Eighth row of theatre seats

Angel Spechtinov-Burnsfield R.E.M.
hired 1982-07-01 15:12:17 Perpendicular Collections Naive Assistant Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, over the Seventh door

Karen Ignatovinov Q.M.(PL) PL.D
hired 1997-05-01 12:04:22 Semantic Performance Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, beyond the First door

Ricardo Zheungsen R.E.M. H.cc M.U.
hired 1992-04-29 01:03:22 Distinguished Professor of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall Basement, First Floor, obscured by the First door

Kiana DerScullyson H.R.E.M.
hired 1991-05-29 08:08:29 Bulk Art Regarded Professor Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Third Floor, hidden by the mens restroom

Nicolas Bachman-Dirklund N.A.
hired 1989-10-26 11:12:23 Perpendicular Antiquies Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, obscured by the Fourth row of theatre seats

Van Di Molloy-Morsefeld P.PL.D
hired 1982-04-11 07:08:24 Substitute Assistant of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall, First Floor, underneith the ladies room

Beverly G. Somogyifeld N.A. cc R.E.M.
hired 1996-04-28 22:07:37 Mass Art Props Master Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, underneith the janitors closet

Rene H. Seabrookefeld-Bartha N.A. E.M.(PL) X.E.M.(PL)
hired 1992-04-27 03:10:50 Interspacial Performance Director Hespritt Hall, hidden by the theatre balcony

Darrien Ingolfs H.cc X.N.A.
hired 1977-05-21 01:11:56 First Regarded Master of Interspacial Performance Administration Building, Fifth Floor, hidden by the Second statue of the janitors closet

Ernesto Zingelmon PL.D
hired 1990-01-15 22:08:05 Clerk of Aquatic Arts Annex Building, next door to the office of the mens restroom

Zoey Mulryan N.A. P.PL.D
hired 1998-09-19 05:06:48 Fourth Master of Dubious Objects Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Eighth Floor, next door to the office of the bust of Assistant of Functional Artistics

Brenda McMorce X.N.A.
hired 1983-07-17 15:01:57 Perpendicular Collections Director Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, next door to the bust of the bust of Assistant Director of Aquatic Arts

Matthew Slovakman Q.M.(PL) cc
hired 1977-03-28 04:02:28 Second Director of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall Basement, Sixth Floor, next door to the First office of the First statue of Assistant Coach of Perpendicular Colle

Josue Slootmaekersfeld P.E.M.(PL)
hired 1988-04-29 15:11:56 Naive Eighth Assistant Coach of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next door to the Fourth office of the bust of Assistant Coach of Perpendicular Collections

Keegan Zackary N. Buckholtzinov P.cc X.N.S.F. P.
hired 1973-02-07 06:11:23 Functional Artistics Fourth Educator Hespritt Hall, First Floor, beyond the office of the Third office of Professor of Aquatic Arts

Joshua Birdfield-Du N.A. N.S.F
hired 1986-11-22 04:06:02 Professor of Interspacial Performance Administration Building, obscured by the janitors closet

Gary R. DuBrooksmon-McMacMontagne
hired 1989-05-15 08:05:22 Semantic Performance Interim Sixth Dignitary Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, behind the Second door

Jerry Ikinfeld
hired 1995-05-19 07:06:07 Honorary Second Props Master of Aquatic Arts Annex Building, Seventh Floor, obscured by the janitors closet

Gavin Mulryanton X.N.S.F N.A.
hired 1973-07-18 14:03:47 Generic Studies Eighth Props Master Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fifth Floor, next door to the Fourth row of theatre seats

Abraham Z. McBelloniland N.A.
hired 1976-11-16 23:10:30 Props Master of Mass Art Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, next to the office of the Second door

Jonathan Q. VanStigs N.A.
hired 1975-02-23 05:07:27 Generic Studies Clerk Administration Building, Third Floor, underneith the painting of the janitors closet

Lee E. Baudininov
hired 1993-11-22 08:08:57 Mass Art Naive Assistant Administration Building, beyond the bust of the Seventh row of theatre seats

Sebastian VanBáthoryinov N.S.F P.PL.D Q.E.D
hired 1980-11-12 18:05:33 Functional Artistics Temporary First Director Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, next door to the bust of the Seventh statue of Props Master of Bulk Art

Patricia Schoorl P.N.A. PL.D
hired 1997-06-11 01:09:47 Visiting Director of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, next door to the Seventh row of theatre seats

Sofia McBeasley-Idoni N.S.F
hired 1998-06-07 19:02:16 Assistant Coach of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, beyond the theatre balcony

Haley Di Morrisston-Morrisslund N.S.F H.cc N.A.
hired 1978-12-18 10:03:00 Dubious Objects Professor Hespritt Hall, next door to the office of the ladies room

Erin S. De Klerksen H.PL.D H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1992-05-09 14:11:35 Sixth Clerk of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall Basement, Third Floor, hidden by the Sixth row of theatre seats

William Studwicklund Q.M.(PL) P.
hired 1984-11-01 16:05:37 Substitute Fifth Clerk of Aquatic Arts Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, underneith the First door

Shary Brand-Specht H.E.M.(PL) H.E.M.(PL)
hired 1983-06-14 00:06:43 Third Coach of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall, next to the mens restroom

Timothy Munroemon PL.D Q.M.(PL)
hired 1993-09-12 11:05:40 Substitute Second Assistant Director of Perpendicular Collections Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, beyond the ladies room

Katrina Breitbarth P.cc
hired 1988-08-08 03:10:18 Aquatic Arts First Assistant Coach Annex Building, Second Floor, behind the Fifth statue of the mens restroom

Julia S. Baxtersen N.A. H.N.A. X.N.A.
hired 1977-02-19 13:05:01 Dubious Objects Director Hespritt Hall Basement, Seventh Floor, obscured by the office of the ladies room

Ellie Beckerson
hired 1985-11-02 15:09:21 Sixth Naive Director of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, hidden by the mens restroom

Bertha Z. Sokolov-Swenhaugeninov H.PL.D E.M.(PL)
hired 1996-08-28 23:10:19 Perpendicular Collections Fourth Professor Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fifth Floor, next door to the bust of the Fourth office of Professor of Generic Studies

Trenton Michaud-Manfredoniaman H.PL.D Q.E.D
hired 1995-05-15 13:01:59 Director of Mass Art Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Third Floor, beyond the janitors closet

Jaden Schubertsen
hired 1977-05-12 11:01:40 Professor of Semantic Performance Administration Building, Eighth Floor, behind the theatre balcony

Kiana E. Bobalman-VanZangari P.N.A. P.N.A. Q.M.(PL)
hired 1979-06-25 16:01:38 Substitute Fourth Director of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, right before the mens restroom

Rylee V. Morrisonson N.S.F. M.U.
hired 1996-11-25 11:10:37 Functional Artistics Eighth Director Hespritt Hall Basement, First Floor, underneith the painting of the ladies room

Nathan Bartos N.S.F P.N.A.
hired 1998-11-07 16:09:52 Assistant of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, hidden by the First statue of the mens restroom

Karl L. Mulryanson-Bulgariman N.A. X.N.A.
hired 1987-07-08 00:12:27 Clerk of Aquatic Arts Annex Building, Eighth Floor, next door to the Fifth statue of the ladies room

Skylar Z. De Snaaijer-Sudworth N.A.
hired 1988-06-04 14:11:58 Assistant Coach of Perpendicular Collections Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, hidden by the office of the Seventh office of Dignitary of Interspacial Performance

Gregory Breen H.M.U. H.cc
hired 1975-10-05 15:01:28 Former Professor of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next to the janitors closet

Davon Belloni-O`MacZeegers E.M.(PL) H.cc P.N.A.
hired 1985-07-03 07:10:43 Generic Studies Fourth Assistant Director Administration Building, First Floor, behind the bust of the painting of Coach of Perpendicular Collections

Lorenzo Quattrocchifield H.Q.M.(PL) P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1991-03-21 10:07:31 Aquatic Arts Professor Administration Building, Second Floor, obscured by the office of the Third row of theatre seats

Keegan Zackary Mullenton-Murrayton
hired 1983-07-07 13:04:46 Semantic Performance Seventh Professor Administration Building, Second Floor, behind the office of the Third office of Assistant of Mass Art

Nadine Zabatlund
hired 1998-10-11 19:01:07 Interspacial Performance Clerk Administration Building, First Floor, obscured by the Fourth office of the Fourth office of Director of Bulk Art

William Daalmanman-Stumpflund
hired 1996-03-19 22:10:51 Sixth Professor of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall, over the office of the Fourth statue of Director of Perpendicular Collections

Francisco Sitzfield-Morrisssen E.M.(PL) Q.E.D
hired 1986-04-21 06:01:20 Perpendicular Collections Substitute Master Administration Building, Seventh Floor, next door to the office of the office of Assistant Director of Perpendicular Antiquies

Nadine Stoddardsen PL.D
hired 1992-07-22 16:01:03 Interim Eighth Assistant of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, next to the theatre balcony

Katia Styles
hired 1999-12-15 13:04:39 Dubious Objects First Regarded Assistant Director Annex Building, Sixth Floor, right before the Seventh office of the Seventh door

Broderick F. DuZambranoman
hired 1990-07-08 13:11:12 Ruminative Performance Professor Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, over the theatre balcony

Joel Bardsley cc
hired 1996-10-22 09:08:38 Former Professor of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, next door to the Second row of theatre seats

Tessa VanO`St John Q.E.D
hired 1995-01-22 03:08:18 Perpendicular Collections Fifth Regarded Educator Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, over the theatre balcony

Beverly McBreitbarthland-Breenson Q.M.(PL) H.N.A.
hired 1999-09-07 18:05:43 Educator of Mass Art Administration Building, Seventh Floor, obscured by the Third row of theatre seats

Rebekah MacSternbergfeld-Iturburua P.PL.D
hired 1989-08-22 14:08:14 Professor of Mass Art Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, next to the Fifth statue of the janitors closet

Caleb O. McUngarettifield P.E.M.(PL) N.A. P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1998-06-06 07:04:40 Aquatic Arts Director Hespritt Hall, next door to the painting of the Second door

Karla H. Mondadoriinov E.M.(PL) PL.D
hired 1993-01-04 04:11:50 Aquatic Arts Props Master Administration Building, Eighth Floor, beyond the Sixth row of theatre seats

Tessa Monetteland
hired 1991-10-06 14:05:46 Perpendicular Collections Director Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, over the janitors closet

Wanda MacSlusserinov-O`Scavo Q.M.(PL) H.cc
hired 1990-10-10 04:09:36 Interspacial Performance Assistant Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, right before the Fifth office of the Fifth statue of Educator of Aquatic A

Cassandra Monday
hired 1975-04-19 09:11:15 Fourth Temporary Clerk of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, beyond the mens restroom

Shary Sloanland cc P.R.E.M.
hired 1979-11-04 05:06:31 Assistant Coach of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, right before the Sixth row of theatre seats

Casey Y. Moraveclund H.N.S.F. P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1985-06-17 00:07:17 Master of Aquatic Arts Annex Building, Sixth Floor, beyond the ladies room

Candido Di Unterbrinkfeld
hired 1998-06-18 10:05:50 Interim Second Director of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next to the Eighth row of theatre seats

Melody DuBelmonteson N.A. P.N.A.
hired 1978-07-08 07:05:53 Mass Art Director Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, underneith the theatre balcony

Holly Smedley cc P.cc
hired 1975-12-24 04:03:54 Director of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, over the bust of the Fifth door

Sadie Yoxall-Székelyinov
hired 1997-04-14 07:05:52 Interspacial Performance Second Honorary Professor Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fifth Floor, right before the Sixth door

Eli Buckleyson X.
hired 1997-09-23 16:03:20 Functional Artistics Visiting Director Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, beyond the bust of the Third door

Veronica VanSymonsinov P.cc
hired 1984-05-09 07:01:29 Perpendicular Antiquies Distinguished First Clerk Administration Building, First Floor, next to the Fourth row of theatre seats

Grant Spilluminov N.S.F. X.cc
hired 1978-12-17 00:01:18 Ruminative Performance Fourth Honorary Professor Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, hidden by the Fifth office of the mens restroom

Harrison R. Bruno cc
hired 1990-01-23 21:05:57 Perpendicular Antiquies First Educator Hespritt Hall, next door to the painting of the bust of Dignitary of Aquatic Arts

Levi Steelemon P. cc E.M.(PL)
hired 1991-05-19 19:12:27 Assistant Coach of Perpendicular Collections Hespritt Hall Basement, Seventh Floor, obscured by the painting of the janitors closet

William VanBeaumont X.N.A. X. N.A.
hired 1973-02-03 02:06:15 Aquatic Arts Distinguished Professor Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, behind the ladies room

Brody O. VanSackville P.N.S.F.
hired 1991-04-11 06:10:27 Aquatic Arts Interim Second Professor Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, over the Fifth row of theatre seats

Ian Monet H.N.A. M.U.
hired 1983-05-27 14:11:55 Perpendicular Antiquies Honorary Educator Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, obscured by the Fourth row of theatre seats

Bradley Butcher
hired 1985-05-31 20:01:48 Generic Studies Assistant Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, right before the Seventh office of the ladies room

Thomas Z. Bloxham E.M.(PL) N.S.F.
hired 1998-07-12 22:06:07 Aquatic Arts Props Master Hespritt Hall, obscured by the painting of the First statue of Professor of Functional Artistics

Peter DuMacMorra
hired 1979-07-09 10:10:04 Functional Artistics Disgraced Master Hespritt Hall, underneith the ladies room

Jackson Baráthman E.M.(PL) N.S.F
hired 1999-03-07 23:10:28 Assistant of Mass Art Annex Building, First Floor, hidden by the janitors closet

Dawson MacUenoson PL.D H.N.S.F
hired 1992-11-23 18:03:27 Perpendicular Antiquies Third Master Hespritt Hall Basement, Third Floor, next door to the bust of the mens restroom

Camille VanStrudwick M.U. M.U.
hired 1979-10-11 14:09:50 Honorary Assistant Director of Random Performance Administration Building, Fifth Floor, next door to the Seventh row of theatre seats

Clay Zangari N.A. X.N.A.
hired 1991-03-16 22:03:10 Perpendicular Collections Third Director Hespritt Hall, behind the Eighth row of theatre seats

Haylee E. Montagne Q.M.(PL) P.R.E.M. P.R.E.M.
hired 1994-03-13 19:09:10 Honorary Sixth Clerk of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall Basement, obscured by the bust of the bust of Clerk of Semantic Performance

Augustine Beckett-Zabatfield P.E.M.(PL)
hired 1983-07-17 21:12:06 Dubious Objects Third Assistant Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, next to the Fifth door

Ingrid O`Beckersen H.R.E.M.
hired 1990-01-31 09:09:17 Interspacial Performance Third Assistant Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fifth Floor, over the Eighth row of theatre seats

Hermine Davidyan Q.M.(PL)
hired 1980-11-09 12:01:21 Mass Art Fourth Dignitary Hespritt Hall, First Floor, underneith the mens restroom

Vincent Boonmon
hired 1976-11-02 13:07:09 Semantic Performance Fourth Regarded Assistant Director Annex Building, Seventh Floor, hidden by the Sixth row of theatre seats

Calvin K. Szombathyman X.cc E.M.(PL) X.E.M.(PL)
hired 1987-05-23 19:02:05 Dubious Objects Professor Hespritt Hall Basement, Eighth Floor, next to the Seventh statue of the painting of Clerk of Aquatic Arts

Josue McBarnessen N.S.F P.N.S.F. PL.D
hired 1982-11-17 13:04:33 Functional Artistics Visiting Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, hidden by the bust of the Fifth statue of Coach of Dubious Objects

Daniela Blum X. N.S.F
hired 1974-06-26 10:04:26 Semantic Performance Distinguished Fifth Professor Hespritt Hall, First Floor, beyond the Fourth office of the Fourth row of theatre seats

Lucas DuBergströmland cc Q.M.(PL)
hired 1993-03-31 07:01:46 Assistant Director of Aquatic Arts Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Eighth Floor, next to the office of the Second row of theatre seats

Josiah Zielinski-Queenton P.Q.E.D H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1987-06-20 01:08:45 Semantic Performance Professor Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, right before the ladies room

Brayden Underhillfeld H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1997-12-03 07:12:13 Dubious Objects Honorary Professor Administration Building, Second Floor, obscured by the Fourth statue of the Fourth row of theatre seats

Jonah McSonglund P.N.A.
hired 1981-06-13 08:01:20 Generic Studies Regarded Assistant Annex Building, Fifth Floor, next door to the painting of the painting of Professor of Mass Art

Makenzie Bokori-Zegher PL.D H.N.S.F.
hired 1982-03-20 11:05:29 Substitute Fourth Educator of Perpendicular Antiquies Annex Building, hidden by the bust of the Fourth statue of Assistant Coach of Mass Art

Caleb Quarantamon-DerXanthopoulosfield P.cc H.PL.D
hired 1994-01-08 16:08:31 Sixth Assistant Director of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall, behind the Third row of theatre seats

Payton Q. Xylanderlund Q.M.(PL) H.Q.M.(PL) E.M.(PL)
hired 1989-01-08 19:10:38 Honorary Sixth Assistant Director of Perpendicular Antiquies Administration Building, Fourth Floor, behind the Fourth door

Olga Yatesland-Iturburua cc
hired 1998-06-10 18:06:15 Mass Art Fifth Professor Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, beyond the First row of theatre seats

Jayden Q. Schwarzeneggerfeld-Moreaufield P.Q.M.(PL) R.E.M.
hired 1985-12-02 11:01:26 Disgraced Professor of Functional Artistics Annex Building, next door to the janitors closet

Bryson Belrose-DuSudworth H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1976-03-18 23:09:45 Interspacial Performance Director Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, behind the First row of theatre seats

Rousseau J. Sitz Q.M.(PL)
hired 1982-01-14 00:10:32 Mass Art Fourth Honorary Props Master Annex Building, Second Floor, over the Fifth row of theatre seats

Layla Di Blanc
hired 1999-05-10 09:10:54 Interspacial Performance Third Regarded Dignitary Annex Building, Eighth Floor, right before the office of the mens restroom

Miles Bobienski H.E.M.(PL) cc
hired 1977-11-26 15:04:23 Director of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall Basement, Seventh Floor, next door to the First office of the mens restroom

Cade DuQuigleyinov cc
hired 1985-05-15 21:05:55 Distinguished Sixth Assistant of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, right before the janitors closet

Guadalupe Zabek R.E.M.
hired 1987-09-14 10:06:15 Perpendicular Antiquies Master Administration Building, First Floor, next door to the Second row of theatre seats

Saul K. Müllermon M.U. H.N.A. N.A.
hired 1987-08-08 19:12:31 Functional Artistics Regarded Sixth Coach Administration Building, Fourth Floor, over the First row of theatre seats

Giovanni Byrdson H.Q.E.D
hired 1995-03-17 18:09:28 Random Performance Fourth Former Assistant Administration Building, Sixth Floor, next to the Eighth office of the Eighth door

Claudette VanZoric H.M.U. P.cc H.N.A.
hired 1977-08-07 15:08:50 Ruminative Performance Fifth Honorary Assistant Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, next to the mens restroom

Jeffrey B. Schubert P.N.A.
hired 1991-08-16 07:06:46 Honorary Professor of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, obscured by the First office of the First door

Ethan Buhr-McMcSheedy N.S.F
hired 1995-04-17 14:08:39 Interim Fourth Clerk of Perpendicular Antiquies Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Seventh Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Roberto J. DerBabic Q.M.(PL) H.R.E.M.
hired 1981-09-10 15:05:21 First Interim Educator of Interspacial Performance Annex Building, First Floor, beyond the office of the janitors closet

Abby Sokolov R.E.M. H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1987-04-27 15:05:46 Temporary Third Professor of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, hidden by the ladies room

Valeria Ziemniak H.N.S.F P.
hired 1989-07-08 05:03:55 Aquatic Arts Eighth Clerk Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, next door to the office of the Eighth door

Jamie Dimitrov H. X.cc N.S.F.
hired 1993-07-02 22:11:02 Aquatic Arts Substitute Master Hespritt Hall, right before the Fifth door

Nicolas Zapaterolund-Zolnerowich P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1996-07-25 06:12:53 Ruminative Performance Honorary Professor Hespritt Hall, First Floor, behind the office of the First row of theatre seats

Wyatt Baráthfield H.R.E.M.
hired 1992-06-09 15:02:30 Second Distinguished Professor of Bulk Art Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, over the Seventh row of theatre seats

Jake Braun-Selvaggiomon R.E.M.
hired 1989-09-09 01:01:42 Semantic Performance Props Master Hespritt Hall, next door to the Fourth row of theatre seats

Tony Bartolomeoinov H.Q.M.(PL) N.A. Q.E.D
hired 1998-12-24 16:03:18 Random Performance Fourth Assistant Director Annex Building, right before the Fourth statue of the bust of Professor of Dubious Objects

Paloma VanBlackson R.E.M.
hired 1976-10-16 07:06:43 Interspacial Performance Honorary Educator Hespritt Hall, First Floor, hidden by the janitors closet

Bernard Moriarty H.N.S.F.
hired 1980-07-03 19:04:01 Assistant Coach of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, behind the theatre balcony

Beryl Manfredonia-DuZentai PL.D
hired 1992-12-11 05:09:30 Semantic Performance Seventh Naive Director Administration Building, Third Floor, beyond the theatre balcony

Oscar O`McQuick
hired 1997-04-21 07:05:37 Generic Studies Professor Administration Building, Fifth Floor, right before the janitors closet

Lizbeth Mulder M.U. PL.D
hired 1976-09-17 01:09:10 Mass Art Eighth Dignitary Hespritt Hall, behind the office of the office of Director of Aquatic Arts

Natalia L. Queshire
hired 1982-04-10 16:01:37 Interim Seventh Educator of Mass Art Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, right before the bust of the painting of Coach of Functional Artistics

Kailey Bedrosianmon H.R.E.M.
hired 1978-07-17 13:06:15 Dignitary of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall Basement, next door to the Seventh door

Noah DuMacIoannidis N.A.
hired 1975-02-28 08:07:04 Generic Studies Eighth Former Professor Hespritt Hall Basement, next door to the bust of the First office of Professor of Perpendicular Antiquies

Katie Matevosian
hired 1995-11-06 05:12:35 Interspacial Performance Professor Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Seventh Floor, right before the Third row of theatre seats

Joshua Blackson
hired 1997-04-27 11:05:23 Aquatic Arts Temporary Third Director Hespritt Hall Basement, over the theatre balcony

Ian M. Matevosianman N.A. X.Q.E.D H.Q.E.D
hired 1983-01-17 19:12:32 Eighth Assistant Director of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall Basement, Third Floor, next door to the First office of the First row of theatre seats

Allyson Sigurdssonfield X.M.U. P.N.A. R.E.M.
hired 1973-06-07 21:05:37 Functional Artistics Coach Hespritt Hall Basement, Seventh Floor, obscured by the Third statue of the Third office of Professor of Ruminative Performance

Alejandro Di Malonelund E.M.(PL)
hired 1995-08-03 20:08:01 Perpendicular Collections Eighth Disgraced Coach Annex Building, Third Floor, next to the ladies room

Adrian J. Spellmeyerlund H.Q.E.D H.N.S.F.
hired 1995-12-05 22:07:37 Mass Art Professor Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, over the Sixth door

Gaston Boonfield M.U. N.A.
hired 1980-08-29 13:06:21 Bulk Art Director Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, underneith the office of the theatre balcony

Pedro Murray P.cc
hired 1980-06-30 22:02:36 Former Sixth Director of Mass Art Annex Building, Fourth Floor, next door to the theatre balcony

Odette Barnes R.E.M. cc
hired 1997-07-04 17:08:48 Sixth Assistant Coach of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, beyond the office of the mens restroom

Cornelius DerStantoninov-McSzabolcsiman
hired 1995-11-18 06:06:08 Assistant Coach of Semantic Performance Administration Building, Sixth Floor, next door to the bust of the office of Educator of Mass Art

Anthony Musilman N.S.F. X.N.A.
hired 1993-07-01 10:09:13 Eighth Honorary Master of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, First Floor, hidden by the Fifth office of the Fifth row of theatre seats

Sandra H. Di McStoddard R.E.M.
hired 1988-01-27 17:10:05 Aquatic Arts Disgraced Eighth Coach Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, over the Sixth office of the office of Professor of Aquatic Arts

Kevin Morrish M.U. PL.D P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1979-04-20 07:09:55 Distinguished Third Assistant of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, next door to the ladies room

Andrea Di Belmonte-Balog Q.E.D
hired 1995-09-04 04:02:56 Random Performance Coach Hespritt Hall Basement, First Floor, over the mens restroom

Madeleine Dimitrov Q.M.(PL)
hired 1988-11-08 09:03:40 Director of Perpendicular Collections Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, next to the bust of the mens restroom

Tiffany Baldiniman M.U.
hired 1990-07-02 21:06:59 Interspacial Performance Third Honorary Director Annex Building, obscured by the Seventh office of the mens restroom

Bret DerMaton P.M.U.
hired 1991-04-27 12:01:09 Ruminative Performance Clerk Hespritt Hall Basement, First Floor, underneith the Fourth row of theatre seats

Byron I. Zubizarretainov
hired 1981-06-03 10:11:28 Coach of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, beyond the bust of the mens restroom

Ana R. Malonefield-Stumpfton M.U. PL.D
hired 1998-11-10 22:11:22 Professor of Ruminative Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fourth Floor, hidden by the Seventh door

Valeria Iturburuaman-Mortensenfield P.N.S.F. N.A.
hired 1997-01-06 19:04:37 Ruminative Performance Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, behind the bust of the bust of Coach of Aquatic Arts

Amy E. Bokori Q.E.D H.E.M.(PL) H.E.M.(PL)
hired 1979-05-08 05:10:59 Director of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall Basement, right before the ladies room

Bianca Munroeinov
hired 1996-08-29 17:06:01 Temporary Educator of Perpendicular Collections Annex Building, obscured by the ladies room

Logan Matveevmon H.cc Q.E.D
hired 1985-07-02 05:02:51 Perpendicular Antiquies Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, beyond the bust of the Eighth row of theatre seats

Rachael K. Müllerlund M.U. Q.E.D
hired 1982-07-19 08:06:22 Mass Art Naive Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Seventh Floor, next door to the painting of the painting of Professor of Dubious Object

Connor St Martin Q.M.(PL)
hired 1990-12-07 20:12:16 Educator of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall Basement, Sixth Floor, right before the theatre balcony

Valerie MacStacksfeld M.U. PL.D
hired 1982-08-17 23:05:18 Disgraced Eighth Director of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, next to the Fourth door

Alexander Svédsen-Schwarzenegger P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1985-08-18 02:07:10 Master of Perpendicular Antiquies Annex Building, First Floor, next to the First statue of the First row of theatre seats

Gianna Q. Dean
hired 1975-02-02 22:04:23 Ruminative Performance Clerk Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, over the Third office of the office of Professor of Bulk Art

Ashlyn A. Zeni Q.E.D
hired 1990-02-27 11:09:28 Director of Bulk Art Administration Building, Third Floor, beyond the ladies room

Bradley Smythe-Uptonton N.A.
hired 1987-05-19 04:01:09 Director of Aquatic Arts Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, hidden by the mens restroom

Uncas Bodnár-Banister H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1990-01-14 10:08:27 Clerk of Mass Art Administration Building, Eighth Floor, right before the theatre balcony

Mckenzie Suzuki-DerQuick cc X.N.S.F
hired 1986-06-13 02:09:25 Temporary Fifth Coach of Semantic Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, over the Second row of theatre seats

Isabella VanMerrickson P.N.S.F P.E.M.(PL)
hired 1993-01-19 19:11:58 Professor of Interspacial Performance Administration Building, Eighth Floor, next door to the Third row of theatre seats

Mariana Zegher X.E.M.(PL)
hired 1973-06-18 04:11:41 Honorary Assistant Coach of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall Basement, next to the Fourth row of theatre seats

Athos O. Sorgeland cc cc N.S.F
hired 1993-10-11 18:09:33 Semantic Performance Assistant Director Annex Building, Sixth Floor, beyond the Fourth office of the Fourth row of theatre seats

Ariel I. Balogh-Sheedy E.M.(PL)
hired 1985-03-10 20:06:44 Temporary Second Director of Perpendicular Antiquies Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, next to the janitors closet

Dennis DuZeegerston-Berger H.E.M.(PL) M.U.
hired 1987-02-26 20:09:20 Director of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, underneith the Third row of theatre seats

Thomas Spellmeyer
hired 1991-05-22 15:09:45 Random Performance Props Master Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, obscured by the painting of the bust of Assistant of Functional Artistics

Gregory Stigs
hired 1999-05-01 05:08:54 Generic Studies Substitute Sixth Assistant Director Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Third Floor, obscured by the mens restroom

Kelsey Sniderston N.S.F P.N.S.F.
hired 1976-10-28 22:08:22 Props Master of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, right before the Second office of the theatre balcony

Abelard V. Di Szarvas X.cc Q.M.(PL)
hired 1983-04-16 22:06:14 Professor of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, beyond the Fifth door

Nevaeh V. DerSackvilleton PL.D N.S.F
hired 1982-04-21 14:05:01 Second Honorary Clerk of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, right before the theatre balcony

Bradley Suggitt X.PL.D
hired 1978-02-04 12:05:20 Ruminative Performance Third Distinguished Director Administration Building, Fourth Floor, over the Sixth statue of the Sixth statue of Director of Functional Artistics

Josiah D. Breitbarthman H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1982-08-31 22:01:08 Naive Assistant Director of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, behind the Sixth row of theatre seats

Carolina T. McBelroseson H.N.S.F.
hired 1993-05-02 16:10:00 Functional Artistics Coach Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, over the mens restroom

Filmore Breckenridgeman N.A. N.A.
hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Perpendicular Antiquies Seventh Master Hespritt Hall Basement, right before the theatre balcony

Aliyah O`Moretti X.E.M.(PL) N.A.
hired 1999-06-08 10:09:20 Distinguished Assistant Director of Interspacial Performance Administration Building, Fourth Floor, next to the theatre balcony

Drew U. DuDCruzfield Q.E.D E.M.(PL) PL.D
hired 1996-01-19 01:02:24 Ruminative Performance Visiting First Director Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, next to the painting of the painting of Assistant of Interspacial Perform

Oscar Selvaggio N.A.
hired 1978-08-13 14:11:43 Honorary Professor of Mass Art Hespritt Hall, next to the Second statue of the ladies room

Broderick VanBelmonte
hired 1979-05-24 17:10:36 Dubious Objects Eighth Honorary Educator Administration Building, Seventh Floor, behind the theatre balcony

Bethany Magnusson
hired 1976-10-01 01:12:52 Regarded Fifth Dignitary of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, underneith the theatre balcony

David Ueno-DCruz H.Q.E.D R.E.M. X.cc
hired 1983-12-08 20:10:00 Naive Director of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, over the theatre balcony

Lindsey Zurawson H.Q.E.D P.N.A.
hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Perpendicular Collections Second Coach Hespritt Hall Basement, Fourth Floor, right before the janitors closet

Connor McBeckersen X.M.U. P.M.U. N.A.
hired 1976-02-21 08:06:06 Aquatic Arts First Substitute Director Annex Building, Second Floor, next door to the theatre balcony

Olga N. Yedlickaton N.A. N.S.F.
hired 1982-04-14 00:08:07 Naive Professor of Mass Art Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, over the janitors closet

Bryson Zeegersland N.S.F PL.D
hired 1996-11-18 18:01:38 Master of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall Basement, First Floor, next door to the ladies room

Alex Brandfield N.S.F. Q.M.(PL) N.A.
hired 1986-06-09 04:02:10 Perpendicular Collections Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, underneith the Second statue of the mens restroom

Fabian Quinnfeld P.R.E.M. H.M.U.
hired 1978-11-27 21:01:12 Aquatic Arts Assistant Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, next to the office of the bust of Dignitary of Ruminative Performance

Cesar Q. Merrickson
hired 1979-03-07 14:12:11 Interspacial Performance Sixth Temporary Props Master Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, obscured by the theatre balcony

Pedro Di Mueller cc M.U.
hired 1976-04-26 20:06:58 Perpendicular Antiquies Naive Assistant Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fifth Floor, next to the office of the First row of theatre seats

Dean McByrdinov N.S.F.
hired 1985-01-24 20:04:39 Perpendicular Collections Props Master Annex Building, Eighth Floor, behind the painting of the bust of Coach of Perpendicular Collections

Jason Quicklund
hired 1992-07-22 01:01:54 Functional Artistics Interim Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, next to the ladies room

Gaston Baudinsen H.cc
hired 1998-07-26 13:03:13 Perpendicular Antiquies Former Director Hespritt Hall, hidden by the theatre balcony

Maxwell Z. Marqueringh X.Q.M.(PL) H.N.S.F
hired 1974-05-19 11:03:33 Ruminative Performance First Coach Hespritt Hall Basement, Fifth Floor, next door to the Fourth statue of the mens restroom

Perry Bulgari H.N.S.F
hired 1975-10-16 17:05:25 Mass Art Regarded Director Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, beyond the theatre balcony

Angel Bolívar P.cc M.U. Q.E.D
hired 1999-01-02 03:12:55 Aquatic Arts Assistant Director Hespritt Hall Basement, next door to the Fifth door

Connor Murdoch P.N.A. N.A.
hired 1991-05-14 08:08:38 Ruminative Performance Assistant Hespritt Hall Basement, obscured by the ladies room

Michael Santanasen M.U. R.E.M. N.A.
hired 1999-02-07 16:07:21 Aquatic Arts Interim Director Hespritt Hall, beyond the Seventh statue of the Seventh statue of Assistant Coach of Interspacial Performance

Hermine P. Zambrano N.A.
hired 1986-06-27 10:10:53 Random Performance Naive Fifth Assistant Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, right before the bust of the theatre balcony

Angel X. Quintana H.cc N.A.
hired 1983-12-04 04:09:32 Second Temporary Director of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall Basement, over the mens restroom

Elijah Yong E.M.(PL) H.R.E.M.
hired 1981-05-25 03:02:17 Interim Assistant of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, behind the mens restroom

Sophie H. Blanclund P.E.M.(PL) PL.D
hired 1975-01-05 16:06:54 Perpendicular Antiquies Second Naive Professor Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, obscured by the Fourth row of theatre seats

Mason DuZeemanfield cc
hired 1985-10-20 23:02:05 Bulk Art Visiting Fourth Dignitary Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, next to the bust of the office of Educator of Dubious Objects

Austin O`Belloni E.M.(PL) E.M.(PL)
hired 1999-11-26 17:02:15 Random Performance First Master Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, underneith the Eighth door

Erik Innocenti-Monetteinov
hired 1998-10-08 06:01:58 Generic Studies Eighth Clerk Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, underneith the Fourth office of the Fourth row of theatre seats

Calvin E. McDeanman PL.D N.A. cc
hired 1987-11-09 05:07:56 Aquatic Arts Dignitary Hespritt Hall, next door to the bust of the Seventh office of Clerk of Dubious Objects

Mckenzie Z. McDupontinov H.N.A.
hired 1990-09-16 23:07:05 Substitute Professor of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, over the Fourth office of the theatre balcony

Mathew Mlynarik P.cc N.A. PL.D
hired 1989-10-20 09:02:35 Props Master of Aquatic Arts Administration Building, beyond the office of the Seventh row of theatre seats

Ike McDimitrovinov
hired 1987-08-05 02:02:39 Seventh Coach of Perpendicular Antiquies Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Seventh Floor, underneith the bust of the Fourth row of theatre seats

Kylee X. Zabekmon N.A.
hired 1979-11-06 15:12:57 Functional Artistics Fourth Props Master Annex Building, Seventh Floor, obscured by the Fourth statue of the mens restroom

Oscar B. McDemirciinov-MacZelenko E.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL)
hired 1999-06-16 03:06:38 Generic Studies Fifth Disgraced Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, next door to the ladies room

Sebastian W. Babic P.cc P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1977-10-15 04:02:30 Temporary Professor of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, obscured by the bust of the janitors closet

Kirsten B. DuMurdockman Q.E.D
hired 1990-12-25 12:03:06 Naive Assistant Director of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, behind the First door

Christian Zangari X.PL.D E.M.(PL) X.Q.E.D
hired 1976-04-18 00:10:06 Perpendicular Collections Master Hespritt Hall, over the Sixth row of theatre seats

Camille T. McDali
hired 1977-04-24 09:03:19 Aquatic Arts Distinguished Eighth Professor Annex Building, Fifth Floor, hidden by the Fifth row of theatre seats

Franklin Y. DuMaoilseachlainnson-Morrisslund
hired 1980-03-22 22:02:43 Professor of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, beyond the mens restroom

Macy Morrishfield
hired 1982-02-25 17:07:43 Perpendicular Collections Seventh Director Annex Building, Fourth Floor, hidden by the bust of the Second row of theatre seats

Teresa McBulgarilund cc N.A.
hired 1998-12-24 21:10:28 Aquatic Arts Substitute Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, hidden by the janitors closet

Skyler DuDanielov Q.M.(PL)
hired 1990-07-30 22:12:48 Aquatic Arts Honorary Third Props Master Annex Building, First Floor, over the bust of the bust of Dignitary of Generic Studies

Angelo Bergström-McMagnusson Q.M.(PL) H.N.S.F N.A.
hired 1992-01-27 13:01:31 Perpendicular Antiquies Interim Props Master Annex Building, beyond the Sixth row of theatre seats

Joaquin DerMotta Q.M.(PL)
hired 1989-09-23 11:01:10 Sixth Props Master of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next to the bust of the First office of Educator of Interspacial Performance

Gage Zlatkov
hired 1980-08-16 23:05:58 Perpendicular Collections Clerk Administration Building, Fifth Floor, hidden by the painting of the Eighth row of theatre seats

Veronica Dimitrov H.M.U.
hired 1999-12-20 21:12:38 Fourth Dignitary of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall, obscured by the Seventh door

Gustav Bartos cc
hired 1973-10-29 19:02:06 Functional Artistics Director Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, beyond the Sixth door

Derek U. Breenlund X.N.S.F X.N.A.
hired 1998-11-25 12:11:24 Director of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall, next door to the ladies room

Ida O`Brandt
hired 1986-04-24 22:12:07 Perpendicular Collections Third Director Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Third Floor, next to the janitors closet

Kyle A. Moorenman R.E.M. P.M.U.
hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Mass Art Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, next to the mens restroom

Cicero A. McBird Q.E.D PL.D
hired 1982-05-27 20:07:17 Aquatic Arts Seventh Coach Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, right before the theatre balcony

Katrina Barnes
hired 1990-01-13 01:02:15 Aquatic Arts Eighth Educator Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Seventh Floor, next door to the ladies room

Richard DerStylessen-Di Quintana cc Q.E.D Q.E.D
hired 1985-11-10 04:11:46 Third Assistant Director of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next to the Eighth row of theatre seats

James DerMcMilovanovic N.A.
hired 1987-12-03 22:06:05 Eighth Dignitary of Perpendicular Antiquies Administration Building, Fourth Floor, beyond the Sixth row of theatre seats

Sam O`Sweetfield P.N.A. H.N.S.F.
hired 1979-11-27 00:05:40 Aquatic Arts Sixth Props Master Administration Building, Sixth Floor, obscured by the janitors closet

Omar Belrose
hired 1974-05-22 21:07:28 Aquatic Arts Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, underneith the Fourth row of theatre seats

Kailey Y. VanSzékelyfeld
hired 1988-04-11 21:02:15 Master of Generic Studies Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, hidden by the theatre balcony

Zoey DuMoorensen P.N.A. Q.M.(PL) N.S.F
hired 1989-11-05 22:10:59 Distinguished Educator of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, underneith the painting of the painting of Clerk of Dubious Objects

Conner Di Bush P.N.A.
hired 1978-01-17 12:01:40 Perpendicular Collections Educator Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, behind the ladies room

Darrien Borosfeld Q.M.(PL)
hired 1992-08-08 05:02:09 Eighth Naive Director of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, beyond the painting of the janitors closet

Mason DerIoannidisson M.U. N.A.
hired 1990-09-27 10:12:11 Interspacial Performance Third Regarded Director Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Eighth Floor, over the ladies room

Diego Sponaugle N.A.
hired 1987-12-28 00:05:09 Former Professor of Interspacial Performance Administration Building, Fourth Floor, beyond the Sixth office of the theatre balcony

Ronald O. Daskalovlund R.E.M. R.E.M.
hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Naive Professor of Mass Art Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, next door to the theatre balcony

Nevaeh Burns
hired 1991-10-21 10:03:04 Bulk Art Interim Professor Administration Building, Fourth Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Liliana VanBackusinov H.Q.M.(PL) H.N.A.
hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Functional Artistics Fifth Disgraced Clerk Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, over the bust of the ladies room

Antonio Bruhn H.N.S.F P.M.U.
hired 1998-06-10 22:07:22 Functional Artistics Temporary Second Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall Basement, over the Fourth office of the janitors closet

Jayden DuQuicksen H.N.S.F. P.Q.E.D
hired 1994-07-05 01:04:03 Interspacial Performance Fifth Naive Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, underneith the mens restroom

Nina A. DuSponaugleman X.N.A. cc
hired 1981-08-18 21:08:23 Aquatic Arts Clerk Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, behind the mens restroom

Kira MacSt Martin H.E.M.(PL) P.
hired 1985-08-23 01:01:34 Honorary Professor of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, next door to the Second row of theatre seats

Lee O. DerDraganov N.S.F Q.M.(PL)
hired 1999-11-18 20:07:03 Semantic Performance Seventh Regarded Master Hespritt Hall, next to the painting of the Third row of theatre seats

Abraham M. Bush P.E.M.(PL) cc H.R.E.M.
hired 1993-07-08 12:08:22 Fifth Honorary Coach of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, underneith the Second row of theatre seats

Kelsey O. DuSniders-Michaud N.S.F.
hired 1992-02-15 11:01:31 Random Performance First Honorary Dignitary Annex Building, Fifth Floor, over the First office of the painting of Professor of Semantic Performance

Enrique K. Mulder cc M.U.
hired 1988-04-08 13:06:05 Interim Clerk of Ruminative Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, next door to the ladies room

Danny DuBlacksen-DerSackville X.
hired 1987-01-17 06:02:20 Disgraced Assistant of Perpendicular Collections Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Eighth Floor, next door to the bust of the First row of theatre seats

Kaitlin Yakovlev
hired 1988-11-23 02:08:06 Aquatic Arts Honorary Assistant Director Hespritt Hall Basement, obscured by the Eighth row of theatre seats

Jalen DerDi Brandt N.A. P.R.E.M.
hired 1997-11-20 08:01:54 Disgraced Dignitary of Aquatic Arts Administration Building, Eighth Floor, next door to the Eighth row of theatre seats

Madelyn Midgley-VanYedlickainov cc H.N.S.F.
hired 1985-04-27 10:02:05 Dubious Objects Professor Annex Building, Eighth Floor, next to the Eighth door

Justin H. Muldersen R.E.M.
hired 1979-04-06 00:04:02 Distinguished Seventh Assistant Coach of Perpendicular Collections Administration Building, Seventh Floor, underneith the ladies room

Kate Z. Zhang N.S.F. N.S.F.
hired 1984-12-03 15:04:45 Aquatic Arts First Naive Assistant Director Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, next to the Sixth door

Henry Zeemanlund P.N.A. cc
hired 1988-06-10 03:07:07 Assistant Director of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, obscured by the janitors closet

Kristen Michaelson P. P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1984-11-19 02:06:02 Naive Professor of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, obscured by the office of the ladies room

Abraham Dirk R.E.M.
hired 1991-06-25 13:08:28 Director of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, behind the Fifth row of theatre seats

Calumet Mlynarikson M.U. PL.D
hired 1975-06-22 16:02:33 Second Regarded Dignitary of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall Basement, hidden by the Third office of the Third row of theatre seats

Wadsworth T. DuIoannidis Q.M.(PL)
hired 1987-01-13 06:11:10 Substitute Professor of Aquatic Arts Annex Building, Seventh Floor, behind the painting of the First statue of Master of Interspacial Performance

Esmeralda Salvageson H.M.U. P.cc
hired 1981-04-17 21:02:35 Master of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, right before the theatre balcony

Seth Morramon H.N.S.F. H.M.U. N.S.F.
hired 1982-06-21 03:06:03 Generic Studies Temporary Educator Hespritt Hall, next door to the mens restroom

Kendall McBaghdassarian cc R.E.M.
hired 1999-10-11 21:02:58 Perpendicular Antiquies Assistant Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, obscured by the painting of the Fifth statue of Props Master of Generic Studies

Angelo Q. McBiondifield E.M.(PL) N.S.F
hired 1999-05-30 03:09:00 Naive Third Props Master of Random Performance Hespritt Hall Basement, Sixth Floor, right before the First door

Edgar C. Xanthopoulosinov X.R.E.M.
hired 1977-02-15 08:02:09 Sixth Distinguished Director of Aquatic Arts Annex Building, next door to the Second row of theatre seats

Alexandria Spillum-McBurnston X.Q.M.(PL) R.E.M.
hired 1989-09-12 22:11:05 Bulk Art Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, beyond the bust of the painting of Assistant Director of Functional Artistics

Conner McQuickfield-Bachland H.PL.D
hired 1981-08-06 09:01:04 Ruminative Performance Professor Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fifth Floor, next door to the office of the janitors closet

James Spillumfeld R.E.M. P.N.A.
hired 1997-01-17 09:08:48 Clerk of Random Performance Hespritt Hall Basement, beyond the office of the Fourth row of theatre seats

Melody S. Mafeld-MacMcScully Q.M.(PL) P.Q.M.(PL) P.PL.D
hired 1984-08-18 23:10:26 Eighth Director of Mass Art Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, over the ladies room

Bevis V. Blumenthal N.A.
hired 1994-01-20 13:02:46 Random Performance Director Administration Building, First Floor, beyond the bust of the Sixth statue of Assistant Director of Generic Studies

Jeremiah Munroeson Q.M.(PL) H.cc
hired 1989-12-31 20:12:39 Generic Studies Fifth Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, hidden by the Fourth statue of the painting of Assistant Coach of Ruminative Performance

Bonnie Moreau cc X.cc
hired 1980-09-15 09:09:24 Coach of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, underneith the bust of the Third door

Daisy McSmedley Q.E.D H.Q.E.D N.A.
hired 1996-10-15 21:02:21 Fifth Interim Professor of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, obscured by the mens restroom

Elise B. VanSpitznoglesen-Székelylund N.S.F Q.E.D
hired 1990-07-23 15:07:54 Master of Bulk Art Annex Building, Sixth Floor, hidden by the Second row of theatre seats

Otto F. MacDonohoe Q.E.D
hired 1977-04-11 20:05:21 Aquatic Arts Distinguished Professor Administration Building, over the office of the office of Assistant of Ruminative Performance

Debby Sarnov H.cc
hired 1984-09-22 15:01:16 Director of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall Basement, obscured by the Second row of theatre seats

William Davidyan R.E.M. P.N.A.
hired 1989-02-16 18:03:44 Temporary Seventh Master of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall Basement, Fourth Floor, obscured by the First office of the ladies room

Gregory Zheungsen N.S.F.
hired 1975-12-26 17:04:45 Naive Sixth Assistant Director of Aquatic Arts Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, next door to the Eighth row of theatre seats

Don Deniaud X.N.S.F.
hired 1981-06-04 22:06:47 Aquatic Arts Disgraced Coach Hespritt Hall, obscured by the janitors closet

Skyler Baldovini cc
hired 1998-09-26 06:08:38 Generic Studies Distinguished Director Hespritt Hall, next door to the ladies room

Sandra DerStamp-Zsoldosland X.N.A.
hired 1985-12-26 03:10:58 Interspacial Performance Regarded Assistant Coach Annex Building, Fifth Floor, behind the janitors closet

Ida G. Zolnerowichfeld-McMcStigs X.
hired 1992-05-21 11:10:29 Former Director of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next to the office of the Fifth row of theatre seats

Gregory L. VanMatsushitamon H.cc
hired 1979-04-10 23:03:02 Aquatic Arts Third Naive Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, obscured by the office of the theatre balcony

Marcus Braun N.A. N.S.F.
hired 1992-08-14 01:05:36 Distinguished Professor of Random Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, over the Sixth statue of the Sixth office of Director of Aquatic Arts

Earl Yonkersinov P.R.E.M. N.A.
hired 1976-07-16 11:08:35 Random Performance Assistant Coach Annex Building, Fifth Floor, hidden by the Eighth office of the Eighth row of theatre seats

Conner De Klerk-DuZabekland P.Q.E.D
hired 1996-06-16 13:11:33 Honorary Props Master of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, beyond the Second row of theatre seats

Yesenia Müller
hired 1976-08-01 05:10:31 Functional Artistics Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, beyond the Second row of theatre seats

Drake Bernardfield N.A. P.R.E.M.
hired 1996-08-08 02:12:20 Aquatic Arts Professor Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, hidden by the bust of the office of Master of Ruminative Performance

Jonah Sternberg-Szwedkoland X.N.S.F Q.M.(PL) cc
hired 1990-01-21 10:07:02 Dubious Objects Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Seventh Floor, next to the Eighth row of theatre seats

Bevis De Vroomton-Dean H.N.A. N.A. PL.D
hired 1984-07-19 13:10:43 Clerk of Ruminative Performance Administration Building, Third Floor, right before the Second row of theatre seats

Michael T. DuSorglund R.E.M.
hired 1974-10-12 00:08:07 Third Director of Semantic Performance Administration Building, Second Floor, next to the theatre balcony

Simon Blancmon P.N.A. cc
hired 1983-11-16 21:01:56 Sixth Honorary Props Master of Perpendicular Antiquies Annex Building, right before the painting of the Eighth office of Professor of Aquatic Arts

Filmore Zhang P.PL.D
hired 1978-03-26 16:06:33 Temporary Clerk of Aquatic Arts Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Seventh Floor, next door to the Seventh row of theatre seats

Gordon B. MacBeloinov H.N.A.
hired 1997-09-29 09:01:33 Third Assistant Coach of Random Performance Administration Building, Third Floor, over the First door

Kyle O. DuBruhnfeld N.A. N.A.
hired 1980-10-19 05:03:49 Bulk Art Professor Hespritt Hall, next to the Fourth statue of the theatre balcony

Laura X. VanBogomolovman-Zsoldossen P.E.M.(PL) P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1987-07-07 01:02:13 Semantic Performance Temporary Props Master Hespritt Hall Basement, Fifth Floor, behind the bust of the bust of Educator of Functional Artistics

Miles K. Quattrocchi P.N.S.F. H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1979-01-29 02:10:53 Assistant of Perpendicular Collections Annex Building, Sixth Floor, beyond the office of the Sixth office of Clerk of Generic Studies

Hope Bagni N.S.F. Q.M.(PL)
hired 1994-08-12 17:06:24 Generic Studies Interim Professor Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, behind the bust of the ladies room

Ophelia Stroman-Stigsman X.
hired 1993-03-26 00:11:54 Bulk Art Dignitary Hespritt Hall Basement, Third Floor, obscured by the Sixth row of theatre seats

Ty Donohoeson X. N.A. P.cc
hired 1994-04-26 16:10:24 Bulk Art Director Hespritt Hall, next door to the bust of the Eighth statue of Props Master of Aquatic Arts

Jace L. Musilfeld-Bartosland H.E.M.(PL) R.E.M. Q.M.(PL)
hired 1976-08-26 15:06:38 Visiting Educator of Semantic Performance Annex Building, next to the office of the bust of Professor of Functional Artistics

Haylee MacMulloyland-DerZellwegerfeld Q.M.(PL)
hired 1990-10-25 11:05:10 Fifth Honorary Assistant of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall, underneith the Second statue of the janitors closet

Bryson L. DuBernardland Q.M.(PL)
hired 1979-10-29 14:12:48 Honorary First Assistant Director of Interspacial Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Cosmo MacBancroftton PL.D P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1988-03-14 16:08:27 Random Performance Fourth Professor Administration Building, Second Floor, over the theatre balcony

Almanzo DuBlevin N.A. H.N.A.
hired 1980-09-05 03:05:11 Generic Studies Third Professor Administration Building, First Floor, next door to the Eighth statue of the janitors closet

Collin Selvaggiosen-Baloghmon X.PL.D N.A. H.N.S.F.
hired 1981-12-25 18:07:59 Random Performance Honorary Master Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, next door to the office of the Sixth office of Professor of Perpendicular Collections

Jalen Mueller H.Q.E.D X.N.A. H.M.U.
hired 1982-05-04 07:12:20 Naive Professor of Dubious Objects Annex Building, Third Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Anwar Bulgari-DuBeckersen Q.M.(PL) N.A.
hired 1987-01-16 14:04:27 Assistant Coach of Bulk Art Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, hidden by the Third statue of the Third statue of Professor of Mass Art

Elijah Zubizarretainov P. N.A.
hired 1998-01-30 06:09:55 Naive Professor of Perpendicular Collections Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, obscured by the Seventh door

Jakob DuBlažek X.R.E.M.
hired 1990-10-05 06:11:43 Educator of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next door to the Fifth door

Gustavo Bokor P.N.S.F
hired 1999-11-27 17:10:31 Interim Director of Perpendicular Collections Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, behind the First door

Erick VanQuinones-Blair cc Q.M.(PL)
hired 1987-02-01 13:08:36 Mass Art Third Props Master Hespritt Hall Basement, First Floor, over the bust of the Fifth office of Professor of Aquatic Arts

Sebastien Marqueringh N.S.F N.S.F.
hired 1988-01-03 23:11:56 Assistant Director of Ruminative Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fourth Floor, beyond the Second row of theatre seats

Brooklyn O. Yankovich-Matveev H.N.S.F.
hired 1988-11-27 17:03:16 Third Professor of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, underneith the Third office of the Third statue of Props Master of Interspacial Performance

Cooper Slovakfield H.N.S.F. P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1995-07-23 00:06:06 Aquatic Arts Professor Annex Building, Eighth Floor, beyond the First door

Eduardo Blažekman Q.M.(PL)
hired 1990-04-12 16:10:09 Interspacial Performance Visiting Second Assistant Hespritt Hall Basement, Third Floor, next door to the First door

Veronica Q. Strange P.R.E.M. N.S.F.
hired 1977-09-30 15:06:11 Temporary First Professor of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall Basement, underneith the theatre balcony

Emmett McMusil-Brooksson R.E.M. cc PL.D
hired 1974-10-09 22:04:42 Dignitary of Perpendicular Collections Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Third Floor, beyond the theatre balcony

Gregory Szombathyton-McBedrosianson R.E.M.
hired 1986-03-10 01:09:49 Director of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall, behind the theatre balcony

Hanna U. Blackwood PL.D R.E.M.
hired 1999-04-26 12:04:10 Ruminative Performance Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, hidden by the painting of the Third statue of Coach of Perpendicular Collections

Maria McMcSniders-O`Ignatov N.A.
hired 1997-12-11 16:04:37 Master of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, next to the painting of the Sixth row of theatre seats

Barney Songmon-Zapaterolund P.N.S.F. X.Q.E.D X.N.A.
hired 1982-09-12 13:09:16 Coach of Ruminative Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fifth Floor, behind the ladies room

Nathan K. Sweet
hired 1997-01-08 13:03:48 Perpendicular Antiquies Educator Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, beyond the Third row of theatre seats

Emmett O. Zambrano-O`Szabolcsi X.cc
hired 1976-04-03 20:07:37 Functional Artistics Distinguished Props Master Hespritt Hall, right before the Eighth row of theatre seats

Hope Matevosianman
hired 1979-07-07 03:01:54 Random Performance Coach Annex Building, Sixth Floor, over the Third row of theatre seats

Derrick DerZellwegersen H.N.A. Q.E.D
hired 1999-05-24 23:05:52 Perpendicular Collections Visiting Professor Annex Building, right before the janitors closet

Luis McDi Stefanosen H.cc N.A. P.Q.E.D
hired 1996-01-18 09:05:55 Clerk of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, over the Sixth door

Carter Y. VanSouthgatefield H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1998-08-13 22:07:37 Fifth Professor of Interspacial Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, next door to the Fifth row of theatre seats

Damian V. Bedrosian N.S.F N.A.
hired 1987-06-15 01:08:34 Bulk Art Seventh Director Administration Building, obscured by the bust of the janitors closet

Alan MacMorrissson P.N.A.
hired 1994-01-31 10:05:48 Professor of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, hidden by the Second door

Hunter E. DuStroman
hired 1975-09-14 22:01:30 Third Visiting Clerk of Aquatic Arts Administration Building, Third Floor, obscured by the bust of the bust of Master of Bulk Art

Tori McDeniaud-Monetteinov H.N.A.
hired 1982-11-15 21:06:18 Dubious Objects Fourth Assistant Director Annex Building, First Floor, obscured by the ladies room

Casimir Doctor-Szwedkoman H.N.S.F E.M.(PL)
hired 1977-08-21 03:02:06 Functional Artistics Former Eighth Educator Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, beyond the Fifth statue of the painting of Professor of Semantic Performan

Ashton Demirci R.E.M. X.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1988-11-19 16:09:43 Interspacial Performance Substitute Fourth Director Hespritt Hall Basement, Fifth Floor, next door to the Third office of the Third office of Coach of Semantic Performance

Sally DerDragovic H.N.A. cc
hired 1992-07-15 05:03:02 Ruminative Performance Professor Administration Building, Fifth Floor, behind the Sixth row of theatre seats

Brennan Di Ubertisen Q.M.(PL) P.N.A.
hired 1986-01-03 08:01:19 Clerk of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, underneith the theatre balcony

Leonardo Bellerosefeld R.E.M. P.PL.D
hired 1997-09-19 02:12:57 Mass Art Master Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, next door to the Fourth row of theatre seats

Cynthia Messnerinov
hired 1994-09-05 06:04:02 Fifth Temporary Props Master of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, beyond the First office of the mens restroom

Odette Senior
hired 1992-10-03 23:05:09 Perpendicular Collections Second Distinguished Professor Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, beyond the theatre balcony

Joshua E. Dupont H.M.U.
hired 1979-12-16 02:01:59 Interspacial Performance Temporary Professor Hespritt Hall, next door to the bust of the Eighth statue of Props Master of Dubious Objects

Erin I. Quirkson X.N.A. N.S.F.
hired 1985-10-18 02:02:20 Ruminative Performance Assistant Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, over the painting of the janitors closet

Simon G. O`DuDi Stefano
hired 1994-09-19 09:01:01 Perpendicular Collections Assistant Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, obscured by the theatre balcony

Aidan VanMcIchigo-VanMacBrams M.U.
hired 1973-03-22 20:01:32 Bulk Art Fifth Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, next door to the ladies room

Cierra B. Strange-Di Borgsen Q.M.(PL)
hired 1983-11-04 18:09:49 Perpendicular Collections Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, next door to the Eighth door

Bill E. Mullenmon H.M.U.
hired 1978-07-23 00:12:30 Ruminative Performance First Dignitary Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, obscured by the office of the Fifth office of Educator of Dubious Objects

Chance Benscoter N.A.
hired 1991-03-18 23:02:34 Perpendicular Collections Assistant Director Administration Building, Eighth Floor, next to the theatre balcony

Sebastien Symons H.Q.E.D X.cc
hired 1991-06-10 11:08:07 Coach of Perpendicular Collections Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next door to the Fourth door

Skyler Stainthorpeman M.U. N.A. N.A.
hired 1976-01-19 11:07:34 Fifth Substitute Dignitary of Perpendicular Collections Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, hidden by the ladies room

Anastasia MacDi Descoteaux Q.E.D Q.M.(PL)
hired 1984-10-03 05:02:37 Random Performance Disgraced Coach Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, underneith the Sixth door

Aristotle E. Motta Q.M.(PL)
hired 1998-07-11 18:10:34 Bulk Art Naive Sixth Professor Hespritt Hall Basement, beyond the Seventh office of the painting of Educator of Interspacial Performance

Caden C. Salvagelund X.cc
hired 1980-08-22 14:11:13 Eighth Honorary Director of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall Basement, First Floor, underneith the Sixth door

Mariana B. Davidyan-DuZambranosen P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1996-09-12 22:09:21 Director of Interspacial Performance Administration Building, Sixth Floor, beyond the mens restroom

Rafael K. Sturmmon M.U.
hired 1992-03-28 04:11:26 Random Performance Former Coach Hespritt Hall, underneith the bust of the office of Assistant Coach of Bulk Art

Enrique Sultan Q.E.D P.N.S.F.
hired 1981-08-29 10:03:36 Props Master of Mass Art Hespritt Hall Basement, Fourth Floor, over the Second door

Keith Morse X.R.E.M.
hired 1993-10-30 19:03:06 Coach of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall Basement, obscured by the Fifth office of the ladies room

Emily Sheedyinov-Starksen H.R.E.M. N.A.
hired 1978-04-23 01:03:09 Ruminative Performance Director Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, next to the theatre balcony

Jace D. McSpoonermon-Muhammadman E.M.(PL) cc
hired 1984-12-28 10:05:48 Interspacial Performance First Honorary Professor Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, right before the office of the ladies room

Lindsey Bach R.E.M. H.cc
hired 1997-11-21 17:03:50 Random Performance Assistant Director Hespritt Hall, First Floor, right before the bust of the office of Assistant Director of Perpendicular Collections

Ana Bogdanovic H.N.S.F. H.E.M.(PL)
hired 1973-06-23 12:06:45 Aquatic Arts Regarded Assistant Administration Building, over the Fourth row of theatre seats

Landon Bobienskiinov-Quincyfeld N.A.
hired 1976-12-28 07:03:20 Aquatic Arts Assistant Director Administration Building, hidden by the Eighth row of theatre seats

Daniel U. Belmonteman
hired 1995-10-14 18:05:42 Educator of Interspacial Performance Annex Building, Seventh Floor, next door to the Fifth row of theatre seats

Grant Zeegersfield-DuBalogh PL.D P.cc
hired 1981-11-11 03:10:43 Visiting Eighth Clerk of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, beyond the ladies room

Abby Bagni N.S.F
hired 1999-08-14 20:01:09 Perpendicular Collections Clerk Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, over the painting of the mens restroom

Curtis Messnerfeld
hired 1991-10-10 03:04:50 Semantic Performance Third Professor Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, obscured by the Fifth door

Camille Z. McDuSlusser P.cc
hired 1985-03-27 00:08:54 Aquatic Arts Props Master Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, underneith the Seventh row of theatre seats

Kermit Mooney N.A.
hired 1978-02-23 06:09:48 Aquatic Arts Interim Fourth Educator Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, next door to the ladies room

Alan V. Sokolowski P.cc H.
hired 1993-06-11 09:08:52 Mass Art Distinguished First Director Hespritt Hall, over the mens restroom

Nicholas Solo cc X.E.M.(PL)
hired 1985-12-07 07:01:04 Aquatic Arts Regarded Coach Administration Building, Third Floor, next door to the ladies room

Lizbeth Stefanssonman-DuZelenko Q.M.(PL) P.R.E.M. R.E.M.
hired 1989-03-26 12:08:42 Mass Art Professor Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next door to the office of the ladies room

Asia Badcockfield H.
hired 1977-12-08 17:03:33 Functional Artistics Temporary Seventh Educator Hespritt Hall, First Floor, behind the bust of the painting of Assistant Director of Aquatic Arts

Andrea E. Smedley M.U.
hired 1975-03-26 14:10:18 Functional Artistics Third Former Dignitary Hespritt Hall Basement, Fourth Floor, right before the bust of the theatre balcony

Ian Schwarzenegger-Selvaggio P.Q.E.D
hired 1997-04-24 04:09:36 Director of Bulk Art Annex Building, Third Floor, right before the bust of the ladies room

Clay Daalman-VanZupansen N.S.F.
hired 1973-06-17 15:09:23 Distinguished Sixth Assistant Director of Semantic Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fifth Floor, next door to the Eighth office of the bust of Assistant Coach of Ruminativ

Spud B. McDerMagnusson
hired 1988-10-14 19:10:23 Fourth Regarded Assistant Director of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall Basement, First Floor, underneith the Eighth door

Ashton Di Baldini N.A. PL.D
hired 1974-04-12 06:01:02 Random Performance Regarded Director Administration Building, Sixth Floor, behind the office of the Fourth office of Assistant of Dubious Objects

Amy P. Di Sigurdssoninov
hired 1990-08-17 04:11:18 Semantic Performance Seventh Interim Dignitary Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next door to the First row of theatre seats

Jayden P. Beaumont-Di Underwood cc P.
hired 1994-01-23 13:03:34 Naive Eighth Professor of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, behind the painting of the janitors closet

Vicky Doležal-Borosinov P. P.N.A.
hired 1995-06-03 06:05:47 Assistant Director of Random Performance Administration Building, Sixth Floor, next door to the Sixth row of theatre seats

Arthur Slovaklund P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1985-06-11 01:02:47 Perpendicular Antiquies Seventh Naive Coach Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, next door to the Seventh row of theatre seats

Wesley Maksimov
hired 1995-10-04 12:06:51 Interim Props Master of Functional Artistics Annex Building, Sixth Floor, obscured by the Fifth office of the Fifth row of theatre seats

Victor Studwickland R.E.M. PL.D
hired 1992-08-23 03:06:11 Eighth Assistant Coach of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall, next door to the mens restroom

Mindy Q. Zuninoland-Sweetsen Q.M.(PL) P.cc
hired 1984-04-18 21:10:46 Dubious Objects Eighth Substitute Professor Annex Building, underneith the Second door

Melissa F. Demircison R.E.M. M.U.
hired 1986-10-02 18:02:25 Bulk Art Professor Annex Building, Second Floor, next door to the Fourth door

Drake Matveevmon M.U.
hired 1980-04-22 17:02:47 Perpendicular Collections Fourth Coach Hespritt Hall, beyond the Fourth office of the Fourth office of Assistant Coach of Dubious Objects

Gustav Morettiinov X.N.A. M.U.
hired 1989-04-10 01:01:08 Perpendicular Antiquies Disgraced Professor Administration Building, Eighth Floor, next door to the bust of the ladies room

Fitzhugh DuBaumannfeld-Busto Q.M.(PL) H.N.S.F.
hired 1996-08-28 14:05:31 Dubious Objects Third Honorary Props Master Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, obscured by the Third row of theatre seats

Hanna Q. DuDirkfield H.cc
hired 1986-03-20 23:07:50 Aquatic Arts Assistant Administration Building, Seventh Floor, over the Sixth office of the office of Professor of Aquatic Arts

Josephine T. Di Mozdzierzmon
hired 1983-03-31 12:04:35 Perpendicular Collections Third Interim Master Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, hidden by the painting of the Second office of Professor of Interspacial Performance

Abelard S. MacShakesheavelund-Steele H.Q.M.(PL) N.S.F
hired 1977-01-19 00:01:02 Bulk Art Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, behind the Fifth door

Joel MacBellonifield-Szarvas X.R.E.M. P.Q.E.D
hired 1992-10-15 21:05:37 Interim Second Director of Random Performance Annex Building, Sixth Floor, underneith the Second row of theatre seats

Ethan Spooner H.Q.M.(PL) N.A. N.A.
hired 1976-12-26 05:06:29 Third Honorary Props Master of Ruminative Performance Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Fourth Floor, behind the Second row of theatre seats

Heather I. Di Bond PL.D H.cc
hired 1998-09-29 01:11:23 Naive Coach of Functional Artistics Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, over the First row of theatre seats

Cristobal Morettifeld P.E.M.(PL)
hired 1984-04-26 22:01:21 Professor of Perpendicular Collections Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, hidden by the bust of the office of Assistant Director of Generic Studies

Miguel Schubertinov
hired 1991-10-17 02:12:14 Honorary Seventh Educator of Dubious Objects Administration Building, behind the painting of the Fifth office of Assistant Coach of Generic Studies

Trent Snyderland N.A. N.A.
hired 1989-10-02 18:08:21 Interim Director of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, beyond the office of the janitors closet

Kate DuStefanssonland-St Martinfield H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1991-11-11 02:09:50 Third Educator of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall, beyond the Second office of the bust of Educator of Perpendicular Collections

Lindsey VanBreenman X.N.A. P.
hired 1989-12-01 09:02:18 Disgraced Clerk of Generic Studies Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Sixth Floor, obscured by the office of the Eighth statue of Educator of Functional Arti

Danielle De Klerk-O`Spadaton H.N.A.
hired 1975-10-10 16:10:58 Perpendicular Collections Substitute Assistant Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, obscured by the bust of the Eighth statue of Assistant of Interspacial Performance

Priscilla Bertrand
hired 1986-04-20 10:10:37 Bulk Art Professor Annex Building, Third Floor, right before the Seventh office of the theatre balcony

Henry DerZiemniakton-Belmonteman H.M.U.
hired 1977-03-10 04:11:11 Naive Coach of Semantic Performance Annex Building, Third Floor, underneith the bust of the bust of Director of Semantic Performance

Samuel A. Mullanelund P.cc H.N.A.
hired 1979-04-24 16:10:30 Aquatic Arts Eighth Professor Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, right before the mens restroom

Andrea H. O`Quintana-McBodrogi PL.D M.U.
hired 1992-03-12 04:12:02 Perpendicular Antiquies Dignitary Hespritt Hall Basement, next door to the Seventh door

Calvin Bodnár
hired 1986-10-30 09:09:52 Aquatic Arts Distinguished Assistant Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Seventh Floor, over the painting of the Fifth statue of Props Master of Generic Studies

Asia Shakesheave N.S.F
hired 1989-10-17 13:09:35 Honorary Fifth Coach of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, over the janitors closet

Valeria Yamada N.S.F cc
hired 1973-02-25 03:03:59 Generic Studies Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, behind the ladies room

Karina Unruhland P.N.S.F
hired 1983-09-03 13:10:18 Bulk Art Honorary Professor Annex Building, Fifth Floor, right before the Sixth door

Ashanti Sorgton-Matevosianson
hired 1988-08-06 04:08:20 First Substitute Professor of Perpendicular Antiquies Annex Building, Third Floor, next door to the office of the bust of Assistant of Random Performance

Lydia Sundeninov N.A.
hired 1989-03-30 07:01:30 Interspacial Performance Seventh Props Master Hespritt Hall Basement, First Floor, right before the Third office of the janitors closet

Barry Z. Sung Q.M.(PL) H.E.M.(PL)
hired 1989-07-02 22:04:29 Semantic Performance Professor Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Seventh Floor, hidden by the Fourth row of theatre seats

Dustin Sutherlandinov cc cc
hired 1976-07-25 15:12:28 Bulk Art Visiting Props Master Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, next to the Fourth statue of the Fourth door

Kiara T. MacBergfalk P.cc Q.E.D
hired 1973-02-19 19:10:17 Props Master of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, right before the Fifth row of theatre seats

Candido Di Scully Q.M.(PL)
hired 1990-11-01 23:03:44 Honorary Fourth Professor of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall, First Floor, behind the office of the painting of Props Master of Ruminative Performance

Bethany VanDubois
hired 1993-11-12 06:09:13 Temporary Professor of Bulk Art Administration Building, Sixth Floor, underneith the mens restroom

Aristotle Stylesinov-Sternberg
hired 1986-08-11 06:12:37 Bulk Art Master Administration Building, Sixth Floor, underneith the theatre balcony

Marcos M. Balog H.N.S.F. M.U.
hired 1987-05-06 19:03:01 Sixth Naive Assistant Coach of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, hidden by the Sixth office of the ladies room

Lee B. Di Stefano
hired 1999-11-04 04:04:55 Perpendicular Collections Fifth Substitute Director Hespritt Hall, First Floor, right before the painting of the bust of Clerk of Perpendicular Antiquies

Dominic DuDavidyanlund
hired 1982-12-28 00:12:04 Professor of Generic Studies Annex Building, Second Floor, over the theatre balcony

John McBlackfeld N.S.F. P.N.A. P.N.A.
hired 1977-11-02 03:08:32 Aquatic Arts First Professor Annex Building, Third Floor, over the ladies room

Cosmo P. DuDerSpiker-Brahms R.E.M. Q.M.(PL) Q.E.D
hired 1974-03-29 18:01:28 Assistant Coach of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall Basement, beyond the theatre balcony

Perry Mooneyson N.A. H.N.A.
hired 1973-06-02 19:02:03 Master of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, obscured by the ladies room

Alex Quintanamon H.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1978-06-21 18:03:46 Assistant Coach of Bulk Art Annex Building, Sixth Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Emma VanBolívarfeld Q.E.D Q.M.(PL)
hired 1980-01-30 17:06:48 Former Fifth Coach of Interspacial Performance Annex Building, First Floor, behind the Sixth office of the Sixth statue of Professor of Aquatic Arts

Jimmy G. McBlackwoodfield
hired 1989-11-01 06:08:07 Regarded Dignitary of Aquatic Arts Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Third Floor, next door to the Third row of theatre seats

Bret MacBach P.Q.M.(PL) P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1999-08-13 05:08:24 Mass Art Interim Sixth Assistant Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, beyond the mens restroom

Isabella Blair R.E.M. N.S.F.
hired 1985-08-16 07:09:24 Honorary Seventh Dignitary of Random Performance Annex Building, next door to the Seventh door

Humberto McZolnerowichman cc
hired 1995-04-11 17:01:35 Generic Studies Assistant Director Administration Building, Fourth Floor, behind the office of the bust of Props Master of Perpendicular Antiquies

Skylar DerInnocentiton N.S.F.
hired 1979-05-20 01:07:48 Former First Assistant Coach of Perpendicular Collections Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, behind the mens restroom

Dillon McSlootmaekerston-Bogomolov P.N.A. Q.M.(PL)
hired 1991-12-05 09:10:47 Random Performance Director Hespritt Hall, underneith the Second row of theatre seats

Alejandra D. McDupont
hired 1979-02-10 22:01:34 Educator of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, over the janitors closet

Evan Szwedkoson
hired 1992-09-06 21:05:15 Props Master of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, behind the mens restroom

Nana Steeleson H.N.S.F P.cc P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1994-07-25 10:02:42 Professor of Perpendicular Collections Hespritt Hall, right before the ladies room

Demos X. Di DerBabic P.N.S.F. P.N.A. X.N.A.
hired 1986-04-13 22:06:56 Eighth Honorary Props Master of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall Basement, over the office of the Fifth row of theatre seats

Nadia DuBardsleyson
hired 1977-12-25 14:10:29 Eighth Assistant Coach of Semantic Performance Annex Building, Second Floor, next door to the ladies room

Abby H. Di MacZivkovic N.A.
hired 1997-10-01 13:07:15 Temporary Assistant Director of Bulk Art Administration Building, First Floor, right before the theatre balcony

Evan DuMcZeni R.E.M. H.E.M.(PL)
hired 1980-04-19 17:01:54 Bulk Art Props Master Annex Building, Third Floor, next door to the Sixth office of the Sixth statue of Professor of Interspacial Performance

Malik Bobienskison-Dubois X.N.A.
hired 1981-05-04 07:09:54 Fourth Visiting Dignitary of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, First Floor, underneith the bust of the mens restroom

Calumet Sultanmon-DuYonkerssen Q.E.D
hired 1976-09-16 20:12:43 Coach of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, next to the office of the theatre balcony

Alan DuBreitbarth
hired 1997-10-15 19:01:19 Perpendicular Collections Professor Annex Building, Sixth Floor, beyond the mens restroom

Kelsey Bokorsen P.PL.D cc
hired 1986-11-29 22:11:28 Semantic Performance Assistant Coach Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, next to the Second statue of the ladies room

Eduardo C. McBartolomeomon P.N.A.
hired 1996-07-24 22:05:08 Generic Studies Distinguished Clerk Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, obscured by the Fourth door

Gary O. Biondiman-McZabat E.M.(PL) X.
hired 1995-09-26 00:06:39 Mass Art Naive Coach Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, over the Eighth door

Paloma Dunst P.N.A. PL.D
hired 1997-10-02 11:02:55 Master of Functional Artistics Hespritt Hall, obscured by the painting of the Eighth office of Dignitary of Aquatic Arts

Julian O`MacMatsushita-McBardsley PL.D
hired 1995-06-21 22:10:53 Substitute Fourth Master of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, beyond the Second row of theatre seats

Veronica Spoonerfeld-MacBreitbarthland cc P.N.A.
hired 1995-09-03 06:03:05 Semantic Performance Third Visiting Assistant Hespritt Hall Basement, behind the ladies room

Kameron VanBauerson Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL)
hired 1976-12-14 01:12:08 First Coach of Generic Studies Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, obscured by the mens restroom

Theodore A. Murphy N.S.F.
hired 1990-10-10 16:02:54 Mass Art Dignitary Hespritt Hall Basement, underneith the Eighth office of the Eighth statue of Director of Perpendicular Collections

Eva F. De Klerk H.cc
hired 1977-01-01 00:08:48 Perpendicular Antiquies Regarded Coach Hespritt Hall, beyond the janitors closet

Brayden O. McDragovicton-Unruh
hired 1979-02-16 00:09:53 Semantic Performance Professor Administration Building, Second Floor, behind the Fourth office of the Fourth row of theatre seats

Tucker B. Bernardsen N.A. P.N.A.
hired 1980-02-02 16:01:56 Aquatic Arts Sixth Dignitary Hespritt Hall, obscured by the bust of the Fifth row of theatre seats

Charles K. Zurawton cc P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1982-08-12 14:12:13 Naive Coach of Perpendicular Collections Annex Building, Second Floor, over the office of the janitors closet

Candido Ibsenlund-Merrickson P.N.A. cc Q.M.(PL)
hired 1976-08-24 10:01:06 Generic Studies Assistant Coach Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, First Floor, right before the mens restroom

Gert M. Suggittland H.cc N.A.
hired 1988-12-04 10:10:29 Aquatic Arts Professor Hespritt Hall, First Floor, right before the ladies room

Wendy MacMoorssen-VanBuckleyman N.A. N.A. N.A.
hired 1977-08-31 00:10:06 Generic Studies Visiting First Professor Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, beyond the First row of theatre seats

Isaac Ibbottfield
hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Master of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, behind the bust of the mens restroom

Emma Schwarzenegger P.N.A.
hired 1987-09-26 23:09:35 Perpendicular Collections Fifth Honorary Dignitary Hespritt Hall, hidden by the Eighth row of theatre seats

Angel I. O`Beloland N.A. H.N.S.F. X.cc
hired 1979-07-25 10:12:05 Clerk of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall Basement, Sixth Floor, behind the painting of the First door

Eli MacSolomon-Skjeggestadinov Q.M.(PL) P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1999-09-15 06:07:50 Generic Studies Assistant Annex Building, Fourth Floor, obscured by the bust of the janitors closet

Daniel DuBaniksen P.N.S.F. N.A.
hired 1990-09-06 19:05:31 Temporary Second Professor of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, hidden by the janitors closet

Devin Svédland H.N.S.F
hired 1984-04-23 12:07:14 Honorary Director of Dubious Objects Administration Building, Seventh Floor, obscured by the ladies room

Nathan Manfredoniaton N.S.F. N.S.F. X.PL.D
hired 1986-10-07 00:06:29 Master of Functional Artistics Administration Building, Second Floor, next door to the ladies room

Karl Smedleysen
hired 1977-12-08 21:07:47 Functional Artistics Honorary Props Master Hespritt Hall Basement, Fourth Floor, over the Fourth office of the theatre balcony

Philip Sarnov-Morriss
hired 1991-01-01 01:03:49 Substitute Professor of Ruminative Performance Administration Building, Eighth Floor, next to the Sixth office of the ladies room

Madison Marqueringhton
hired 1979-11-07 10:09:55 Aquatic Arts Third Regarded Master Administration Building, Second Floor, over the bust of the janitors closet

Nicholas Breen E.M.(PL) H.N.A.
hired 1994-03-28 17:11:31 Third Honorary Assistant Director of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, next door to the painting of the Seventh row of theatre seats

Maria Sudworthton Q.E.D
hired 1976-12-14 01:06:09 Perpendicular Collections Temporary Assistant Administration Building, Fifth Floor, hidden by the mens restroom

Hanna Brooks H.Q.E.D
hired 1983-06-30 18:08:40 Educator of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, Sixth Floor, next door to the Sixth row of theatre seats

Kate Strudwick P.N.S.F.
hired 1977-07-29 21:07:04 Interim Assistant Coach of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall Basement, Third Floor, next door to the Seventh office of the Seventh row of theatre seats

Peter Di Blumenthallund cc H.N.S.F.
hired 1975-10-31 12:02:21 Professor of Random Performance Administration Building, Second Floor, right before the Third door

Earl St Pierre N.S.F Q.M.(PL)
hired 1986-09-08 11:07:44 Semantic Performance Third Disgraced Master Annex Building, right before the office of the office of Master of Ruminative Performance

Biff Bernardfeld Q.E.D cc
hired 1997-06-16 16:04:42 Visiting Fourth Dignitary of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall Basement, Second Floor, underneith the mens restroom

Corey P. VanBruno H.N.A. N.S.F. N.A.
hired 1979-09-22 04:08:31 Visiting Professor of Random Performance Hespritt Hall Basement, Fifth Floor, behind the painting of the bust of Dignitary of Semantic Performance

Isaac McDerDragomirov-Specht Q.M.(PL)
hired 1990-05-21 07:07:44 Interim Fifth Assistant Coach of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, right before the ladies room

Philip Borg-Ichigofield PL.D
hired 1985-03-12 18:05:08 Bulk Art Honorary Director Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, hidden by the theatre balcony

Yesenia VanZdunowski-De la Fuente
hired 1978-04-06 00:08:57 Perpendicular Collections Interim Professor Hespritt Hall Basement, Third Floor, over the office of the janitors closet

Blake B. Daalman H.cc P.R.E.M.
hired 1978-08-09 19:07:28 Bulk Art Educator Administration Building, Fifth Floor, next door to the Third office of the mens restroom

Erika Sutherlandfeld N.A. H.
hired 1992-11-28 21:11:35 Distinguished Assistant Coach of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, obscured by the bust of the office of Props Master of Perpendicular Antiquies

Roman Davidyanfield cc P.N.A.
hired 1980-04-29 17:09:50 Dubious Objects Props Master Hespritt Hall, over the Seventh door

Dillon P. Bordelonsen-Sims
hired 1985-02-16 06:12:52 Interspacial Performance Coach Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, hidden by the Sixth statue of the janitors closet

Melissa E. Smeets-Stamp PL.D
hired 1984-02-03 19:02:49 Eighth Props Master of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, next to the Fifth row of theatre seats

Chantal Zlatkov
hired 1975-08-01 18:09:48 Mass Art Second Distinguished Coach Annex Building, Second Floor, obscured by the Sixth row of theatre seats

Tanner Baghdassarianson-Mooneyfield N.S.F
hired 1992-10-12 21:01:48 Temporary Third Coach of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, next door to the janitors closet

Maria Sigurdsson P.M.U. N.A.
hired 1995-10-21 20:01:31 Perpendicular Collections Substitute Clerk Administration Building, Sixth Floor, over the Fifth row of theatre seats

Brennan MacBaldini-Morganmon Q.M.(PL) N.S.F.
hired 1996-03-18 02:11:31 Semantic Performance Distinguished Assistant Hespritt Hall Basement, over the Second row of theatre seats

Ophelia Marqueringh
hired 1999-06-01 00:03:05 Director of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall Basement, next to the bust of the bust of Professor of Interspacial Performance

Edgar VanDimitrovmon-DerMorrisonfield
hired 1986-02-18 22:05:20 Professor of Functional Artistics Annex Building, First Floor, next to the Third office of the bust of Educator of Aquatic Arts

Fatima O`Ichigosen N.A.
hired 1988-08-13 02:11:06 Clerk of Perpendicular Antiquies Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, over the painting of the Sixth statue of Educator of Perpendicular Collections

Sabrina M. DerSnell Q.E.D Q.M.(PL)
hired 1988-09-21 05:12:12 Aquatic Arts Disgraced Professor Hespritt Hall Basement, Sixth Floor, beyond the Fourth row of theatre seats

Jillian E. Donohoe N.S.F.
hired 1987-03-28 09:09:03 Professor of Generic Studies Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, over the First row of theatre seats

Charles Monday
hired 1990-05-03 14:12:51 Third Assistant of Mass Art Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Eighth Floor, right before the mens restroom

Ashlyn Mozdzierzfeld M.U.
hired 1980-01-02 01:11:24 Interspacial Performance Second Interim Professor Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, right before the janitors closet

Valeria H. Zolnerowichman-Montagnesen Q.E.D
hired 1983-10-16 02:02:02 Educator of Ruminative Performance Hespritt Hall Basement, next door to the Fifth office of the mens restroom

Anastasia Muellerfield cc
hired 1976-12-24 21:01:49 Perpendicular Antiquies Visiting Props Master Annex Building, Second Floor, next door to the Third statue of the office of Dignitary of Perpendicular Collections

Daniel Sorge P.Q.M.(PL) H.N.A.
hired 1992-08-25 07:10:28 Perpendicular Antiquies Regarded Dignitary Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, hidden by the First row of theatre seats

Nicolas O`Mullen P.N.A. cc
hired 1993-03-04 05:05:01 Professor of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, underneith the Eighth row of theatre seats

Landon G. Braddock P.Q.M.(PL) N.A.
hired 1979-05-01 23:03:23 Fifth Former Dignitary of Semantic Performance Hespritt Hall Basement, next door to the office of the ladies room

Sally Butcher E.M.(PL) P.PL.D
hired 1988-09-27 10:02:26 Functional Artistics Director Annex Building, Sixth Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Holly C. DerQuintana-Baglio cc cc PL.D
hired 1983-12-17 13:09:18 Eighth Director of Mass Art Administration Building, Second Floor, over the bust of the bust of Professor of Aquatic Arts

Manuel Symons H.Q.E.D X.
hired 1978-12-20 10:08:01 Former Dignitary of Ruminative Performance Annex Building, Fifth Floor, underneith the Eighth statue of the Eighth office of Assistant of Interspacial Performance

Perry MacZielinskiman-MacMaksimovfeld H.N.A.
hired 1976-02-14 22:11:28 Assistant Coach of Dubious Objects Administration Building, Sixth Floor, next to the Fourth row of theatre seats

Alana O`St Johnland
hired 1973-10-02 15:10:04 Perpendicular Collections Fourth Professor Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, beyond the Seventh office of the janitors closet

Henri A. Backus N.A. H.M.U.
hired 1990-07-08 00:12:47 Props Master of Functional Artistics Administration Building, next door to the Eighth row of theatre seats

Curtis MacQuinnlund N.A.
hired 1999-10-06 22:12:44 Perpendicular Collections Professor Administration Building, Fifth Floor, beyond the mens restroom

Esmeralda McBrookslund-Du P.N.A.
hired 1984-10-05 10:03:04 Bulk Art Assistant Hespritt Hall Basement, next door to the Third row of theatre seats

Vivian Belrose-McSorgmon
hired 1987-08-25 23:01:11 Aquatic Arts Professor Administration Building, obscured by the Second statue of the bust of Professor of Ruminative Performance

Juan Stoddardson R.E.M.
hired 1979-09-07 07:01:29 Aquatic Arts Substitute Assistant Hespritt Hall, Second Floor, hidden by the Second statue of the Second row of theatre seats

Genesis H. Bergfalkinov H.M.U.
hired 1976-03-07 02:10:33 Coach of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, beyond the janitors closet

Josephine St Johnton Q.E.D
hired 1980-07-03 10:10:47 Aquatic Arts Interim Seventh Professor Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, behind the Eighth door

Kyle A. Sheedy-Di DuSloan
hired 1981-11-29 03:08:40 Former Props Master of Mass Art Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, hidden by the ladies room

Bertram DuDubois
hired 1985-12-18 18:11:00 Honorary First Assistant Coach of Dubious Objects Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, hidden by the Second row of theatre seats

Nathan Mottafield R.E.M.
hired 1998-10-27 17:10:05 Director of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall Basement, hidden by the office of the bust of Assistant Director of Mass Art

Jalen VanBurnsman E.M.(PL) M.U.
hired 1974-08-31 14:01:19 Ruminative Performance Distinguished Second Professor Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, right before the theatre balcony

Kylee O. Strange-McDe Vroominov N.A.
hired 1996-06-22 02:10:01 Generic Studies Temporary Professor Annex Building, next door to the janitors closet

Karla Matic P.cc
hired 1996-07-07 02:03:42 Random Performance Distinguished Master Hespritt Hall, Fifth Floor, right before the ladies room

Jillian Ingerslebenton
hired 1974-10-13 22:12:27 Bulk Art Educator Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, right before the theatre balcony

Bradford V. Spellmeyerman-Murdoch PL.D
hired 1993-05-08 11:01:51 Bulk Art Dignitary Hespritt Hall, beyond the painting of the Fifth row of theatre seats

Brett Bisset M.U. X.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1983-09-04 04:10:48 Naive Director of Random Performance Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, next door to the mens restroom

Nicholas Di Bolívarman N.S.F
hired 1997-04-22 09:02:38 Functional Artistics Visiting Third Professor Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, over the painting of the theatre balcony

Virginie Belmontelund X.N.A.
hired 1991-07-26 22:06:53 Visiting Master of Bulk Art Hespritt Hall, Eighth Floor, next to the theatre balcony

Gary Zurawinov cc H.N.A.
hired 1988-05-27 23:12:33 Educator of Aquatic Arts Fine Arts Adjunct Building Sub-basement, Second Floor, behind the Eighth office of the Eighth office of Educator of Perpendicula

Augustine L. Morseson cc
hired 1974-09-10 04:08:08 Third Assistant Director of Generic Studies Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, obscured by the mens restroom

Isaiah X. Breitbarthlund-VanSvéd N.A. P.N.A. PL.D
hired 1978-10-30 06:07:48 Generic Studies Fourth Visiting Director Administration Building, Sixth Floor, next door to the office of the office of Director of Perpendicular Collections

George C. Strange H.PL.D N.A.
hired 1973-04-07 23:02:04 Perpendicular Antiquies First Dignitary Hespritt Hall, underneith the First office of the First row of theatre seats

Tanya W. Simston H.R.E.M. H.N.A.
hired 1973-07-06 06:06:43 Honorary Assistant Director of Interspacial Performance Hespritt Hall, Third Floor, over the Eighth door

Jace Morgenstern-Morrison PL.D
hired 1975-01-19 11:02:21 Ruminative Performance Seventh Assistant Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, behind the painting of the Third row of theatre seats

Otis S. Serban N.S.F. cc PL.D
hired 1997-10-04 22:07:06 Aquatic Arts Temporary Assistant Coach Administration Building, First Floor, next door to the Third row of theatre seats

Hermine Yamamotoland cc P.Q.M.(PL)
hired 1974-12-24 20:02:52 Bulk Art Former Seventh Clerk Administration Building, First Floor, next to the First row of theatre seats

Braden O`DerMoors N.A. N.A.
hired 1983-10-02 02:05:54 Generic Studies Regarded Fifth Props Master Hespritt Hall Basement, Third Floor, right before the janitors closet

Lucy DerBarber-Bulgari Q.M.(PL) P.N.A.
hired 1975-12-16 13:01:44 Props Master of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, over the painting of the Second door

Camden DerVanBrewer N.S.F PL.D PL.D
hired 1987-12-29 20:10:41 Ruminative Performance Disgraced Props Master Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, next to the Fifth row of theatre seats

Broderick VanSlootmaekers PL.D N.A. cc
hired 1981-10-14 18:10:41 Educator of Perpendicular Collections Administration Building, Third Floor, next door to the painting of the theatre balcony

Javier W. Motta E.M.(PL) X.N.A.
hired 1980-10-11 01:08:52 Ruminative Performance Fourth Assistant Director Hespritt Hall Basement, Sixth Floor, obscured by the ladies room

Gabriela VanMonettemon E.M.(PL)
hired 1989-02-25 16:04:05 Mass Art Fourth Master Hespritt Hall, First Floor, next door to the ladies room

Diamond Mlynarik
hired 1976-02-24 11:08:20 Perpendicular Collections Eighth Clerk Hespritt Hall, Seventh Floor, hidden by the theatre balcony

Kyle P. VanDi Zupan H.cc Q.M.(PL)
hired 1990-10-19 10:04:45 Professor of Aquatic Arts Administration Building, First Floor, next to the theatre balcony

Audey J. McZhang M.U. cc
hired 1993-10-16 23:05:56 Temporary Assistant Coach of Aquatic Arts Hespritt Hall Basement, Fourth Floor, underneith the Fourth row of theatre seats

Seth Matveevson-McStroman E.M.(PL)
hired 1994-03-18 11:01:51 Aquatic Arts Honorary Third Master Hespritt Hall, Fourth Floor, next to the office of the First row of theatre seats

THE COLLEGE OF PL DEGREE DECLENSION

Novice Ranking and Lower

cc [Certificate of Completion]

N.A. [Novice of Arts]

N.S.F. [Novice of Fine Science]

Master Ranking and so forth

Q.M.(PL) [Quasi-Master of Perpendicular Logic]

Q.E.D [SubMaster of Ether]

E.M.(PL) [Master of Ether in Perpendicular Logic]

R.E.M. [Secret Designation]

M.U. [Un-Master]

Doctor Ranking and Higher

PL.D [Doctorate of Perpendicular Logic]

Prefixes: H-Honorary,P-Pending

Credit Hour Classification:
0-30 Freshperson
31-60 Softsmore
61-90 Janitor
91-up OSITM (Old stick in the mud)

Letter Grade Equivalents
A - Acceptable (+4)
B - Better than a complete idiot (+3)
C - Causual Knowledge (+2)
D - Deficient but good enough for government work (+1)
E - Excellent understand for a moron (0)
F - Forget it (-1)
G - Great amounts of sarcasim (-5)

GPA formula
SUM (CR_c / CR_a) x Lf + rand()

TranSFAtion: the total number of completed hours divided by the total number of attempted credit hours multiplied by letter grade equivalent factor summed over all courses plus a random factor renormalized each quinister.

Hierarchy of Organizational Categorizations

Geographical Scope
University
- College
- - School
- - - Department
- - - - Office
- - - - - Closet

Temporal Scope
Congress
- Bureau
- - Board
- - - Committee
- - - - Panel
- - - - - Commission
- - - - - - Task Force
- - - - - - - Study
- - - - - - - - Group
- - - - - - - - - Team
- - - - - - - - - - Unit
- - - - - - - - - - - Sub-Unit