College of Perpendicular Logic School of Logic and Philosophy

For many years The School of Logic and Philosophy WAS the College of Perpendicular Logic. But as the faculty grew new departments and schools had to be created in order to house them all. Today classes for The School are in buildings throughout the campus if just to keep and eye on the other "newbie" departments.

New students are discouraged from choosing a major from The School of Logic and Philosophy, mostly because the current staff is sick of dealing with them. Instead we encourage confused and otherwise misguided prospective students to apply with the school of conservative arts. They offer many exciting courses that keep students distracted.

Students who will not be disuaded are reluctantly offered a tour of Logic House, The School's primary residence of discourse and argument. Please don't point and remember to blow your nose before entering the lobby.

Degress offered by the Department of Perpendicularity
Perpendicular Logic
Designation	Official Abbr.	Credit Hours
Novice of Fine Science	N.S.F.	60
Quasi-Master of Perpendicular Logic	Q.M.(PL)	120
Master of Ether in Perpendicular Logic	E.M.(PL)	150
Doctor of Perpendicular Logic	PL.D	200
Philosophy of Philosophy
Designation	Official Abbr.	Credit Hours
Novice of Arts	N.A.	60
Something Studies
Designation	Official Abbr.	Credit Hours
Certificate of Completion	cc	30

School of Logic and Philosophy Staff
Name	Position	Office Location
Sir Joseph Josephson Founder	Dean, School of Logic and Philosophy	Administration, 9th Floor, Epicurious Suite
Socrates H.Ph.D, H.PL.D hired 1969-06-14	Visiting professor from ancient Greece	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor
Mordechai Ali Mohammadstein E.M.(PL) hired 1982-12-31 23:59:00	Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, Second Floor, Third Alcove, First Loft
Eliza W. McSwartzeneggersen P.M.U. hired 1984-11-22 19:20:22	Director of Something	Branleigh Hall, First Floor next to the women's restroom
Jerry Magroton N.S.F. hired 1999-07-13 13:10:01	Philosophy of Philosophy Professor	Logic House, Fourth Floor
Jamie McSt. Suggitt hired 1984-09-28 08:07:57	perpendicular logic substitute Director	Logic House, Sixth Floor, hidden by the janitorial closet
April Di Musil hired 2012-03-31 08:06:58	Perpendicular Logic Sixth Former teaching assistant	The Crescent, Second Floor, underneith the Sixth alcove
Colton Yonkersland hired 1974-05-10 01:04:24	Adjunct Director of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, right before the First office of the office of sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic
Damian Baldovinilund hired 1974-11-11 08:02:45	Temporary Fourth of Perpendicular Logic	The Crescent, First Floor, way past the Fifth office of the janitorial closet
Ricardo K. Quarknova hired 1985-07-09 12:11:29	Perpendicular Logic Second sub-Dean	Logic House, Third Floor, next to the Fifth alcove
Alana Molloylov cc hired 2003-08-13 22:01:53	Perpendicular Logic Visiting sub-Prime Administrator	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, way past
Gustavo McBach E.M.(PL) hired 1965-02-28 20:03:08	Perpendicular Logic Director	Administration Building, beyond the janitorial closet
Miguel Santanalund H.Q.M.(PL) hired 2003-11-18 18:05:40	sub-Prime Administrator of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, over the mens restroom
Naomi MacSloan PL.D X.N.S.F H.cc hired 1978-06-09 02:07:17	Perpendicular Logic sub-Prime Administrator	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, behind the ladies restroom
Hobart McBrahmsman P.Q.E.D hired 2010-07-04 06:10:46	Sixth Director of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, Eighth Floor, over the Sixth office of the statue of clerk of Something
Gregory Zupanman-Brand Q.M.(PL) hired 1976-07-01 11:09:46	Philosophy of Philosophy Professor	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, over the janitorial closet
Bruce Bulgari N.S.F hired 2012-03-10 18:12:34	Philosophy of Philosophy Professor	The Crescent, hidden by the portraite of the First alcove
Hayden Di Stefano-Magroland P.N.S.F. P.N.S.F hired 1985-04-07 04:04:23	janitor of Something	, Seventh Floor, behind the Sixth statue of the Sixth statue of sub-Prime Administrator of Logic Perpendicular
Edwin Breitbarth cc H.cc hired 1970-05-24 07:10:08	Philosophy of Philosophy Visiting instructor	Logic House, Sixth Floor, over the mens restroom
Paloma LeMoravecmon N.A. hired 1994-11-21 19:01:13	Something sub-Dean	Branleigh Hall, the Third office of the office of Professor of
Henry Yamatofeld P.N.S.F. cc hired 1991-07-13 12:01:43	Visiting Third clerk of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, Sixth Floor, next to the ladies restroom
Fatima MacIbsen H.PL.D H.Q.E.D hired 1981-04-26 14:04:36	instructor of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, Third Floor, way past the office of the Sixth statue of of Perpendicular Logic
Alondra Bagliofield H.N.A. Q.M.(PL) cc hired 1970-05-09 11:06:33	Fourth sub-Dean of Perpendicular Logic	The Crescent, next to the First statue of the portraite of sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic
Claudia Sturmson-Bartolomeofeld P.PL.D cc H.N.A. hired 1992-05-13 18:05:25	Third Former sub-Prime Administrator	, Fourth Floor, next to the Eighth office of the ladies restroom
Reagan Banikland Q.E.D hired 1971-02-22 15:07:51	Perpendicular Logic Overseer	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, the statue of the statue of Director of Logic Perpendicular
Dennis McBrahms P.N.A. H.N.S.F hired 2006-02-03 11:07:28	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Fifth Floor, behind the portraite of the ladies restroom
Cooper St. Brooksman H.R.E.M. hired 1995-09-20 02:02:46	Third Professor of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, Sixth Floor, behind the portraite of the Second office of janitor of Logic Perpendicular
Frank B. Sponaugleski N.S.F hired 1979-12-30 05:10:37	Philosophy of Philosophy Seventh Director	Branleigh Hall, right before the statue of the statue of sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic
Patrick L. Stacks-Summers H.N.A. Q.M.(PL) hired 1990-11-28 20:01:22	Philosophy of Philosophy	, Sixth Floor, next door to the office of the portraite of clerk of
Spencer McZielinski hired 2012-02-13 05:12:12	Logic Perpendicular First instructor	Annex Building, way past the office of the statue of sub-Prime Administrator of
Jeffrey St. LeDeadman-Blumfeld X.N.A. hired 2012-07-30 16:11:41	of Something	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, next to the portraite of the Fifth office of sub-Dean of
Cristian St. Sackvilleski H.cc hired 2006-10-24 10:09:10	Eighth Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, the mens restroom
Manuel De La Ingolfsinov cc hired 1967-04-04 20:09:39	Philosophy of Philosophy Seventh Former clerk	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, underneith the mens restroom
Colin L. Zsoldos hired 1994-10-18 16:09:44	Logic Perpendicular Seventh Distinguished instructor	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, the janitorial closet
Alberto Duboisman X.N.S.F R.E.M. hired 2010-11-26 15:11:20	Professor of	, Fourth Floor, hidden by the Second office of the Second statue of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Igor Mottershead Q.M.(PL) PL.D hired 1998-06-09 21:04:49	Philosophy of Philosophy instructor	Annex Building, Second Floor, next door to the portraite of the Sixth office of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Devin Mozdzierzfield cc hired 2002-11-23 00:06:59	Second Director of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, First Floor, hidden by the mens restroom
Phillip Bai cc H.PL.D hired 1983-09-13 07:10:36	Visiting Second Overseer of Perpendicular Logic	, Fifth Floor, underneith the mens restroom
Timothy Zupan R.E.M. hired 2002-10-02 06:09:51	Perpendicular Logic Distinguished clerk	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, beyond the Fifth alcove
Payton De La MacBelo H.Q.M.(PL) Q.E.D hired 1987-05-07 04:06:54	Something Seventh janitor	The Crescent, Second Floor, the portraite of the statue of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Zoey Di Serban hired 1981-05-23 05:07:53	Former Seventh sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, Fourth Floor, behind the mens restroom
Alison Selvaggioski H.N.S.F. hired 2005-01-06 14:11:31	of	The Crescent, hidden by the Fifth statue of the mens restroom
Landon Bagnifield P.R.E.M. hired 1974-09-09 03:03:46	Former Director of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, underneith
Cristobal E. Bergfalklund H.cc hired 1993-09-15 15:08:26	Something Interim instructor	Annex Building, First Floor, beyond the statue of the statue of teaching assistant of Logic Perpendicular
Tiffany McIngerslebeninov-MacLeIturburua N.S.F hired 1981-10-06 07:03:13	Philosophy of Philosophy Eighth Substitute janitor	, Fourth Floor, over the ladies restroom
Bryce I. Becklov Q.E.D P.cc hired 2011-02-25 19:09:05	teaching assistant of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Eighth Floor, hidden by the office of
Landon De La Quaranta Q.M.(PL) hired 2011-10-26 04:08:18	Third sub-Prime Administrator of Something	Administration Building, beyond the Eighth statue of the janitorial closet
Aston Brandt hired 2004-12-30 09:12:11	Eighth instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, Third Floor, beyond
Casey Merricksonnova N.S.F hired 1982-01-02 01:10:50	Something sub-Dean	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, right before the First office of the statue of sub-Prime Administrator of Philosophy of P
Meghan MacDittmarfeld P.cc hired 1980-04-13 23:07:26	Logic Perpendicular Professor	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, way past the mens restroom
Brennan Merrickson hired 2000-10-08 00:07:08	Seventh sub-Prime Administrator of Logic Perpendicular	Administration Building, First Floor, the ladies restroom
Lisa Baldinison H.Q.M.(PL) X. P.E.M.(PL) hired 1971-09-08 13:10:41	Director of Logic Perpendicular	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, beyond
Claudette De La Strudwickland-Ubertinova cc cc hired 1969-08-21 20:12:25	Logic Perpendicular instructor	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, way past the office of the Eighth office of instructor of Perpendicular Logic
Erik Stroman-LeSutherlandlov N.A. cc hired 1991-03-07 14:05:07	Logic Perpendicular Substitute Fourth	Annex Building, Sixth Floor, next door to the Fifth office of the Fifth alcove
Richard Symonsmon N.A. N.A. hired 1984-02-29 11:04:29	sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Seventh Floor, behind the office of the First statue of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Tomas Müllerinov N.S.F X. E.M.(PL) hired 1980-09-21 23:11:01	Perpendicular Logic Temporary clerk	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, way past the portraite of the office of sub-Dean of Logic Perpendicular
Gabriela McMcBarber hired 1988-02-22 14:08:47	Logic Perpendicular First Former Professor	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, beyond the portraite of the First statue of instructor of Something
Debby De La Strange X.cc H. hired 1984-01-07 00:03:53	Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, beyond the mens restroom
Vincent Stylesfeld R.E.M. N.A. hired 1986-02-26 19:05:50	Something	The Crescent, Fifth Floor, behind the ladies restroom
Logan Y. Mooney M.U. N.A. hired 1988-06-09 02:04:33	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Eighth Floor, beyond the Fifth alcove
Amaya T. Doležalland cc N.S.F. H.Q.E.D hired 2005-08-12 01:06:59	Fifth Unwilling instructor	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, next to the mens restroom
Hanna T. Irvingstein H.E.M.(PL) X.N.A. hired 2003-09-26 14:02:35	Something Third Unwilling teaching assistant	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, next door to the mens restroom
Jillian Mortensen P.Q.E.D hired 1971-11-09 08:03:01	Perpendicular Logic Distinguished instructor	Branleigh Hall, over the First alcove
Jillian McSt Johnton N.S.F N.A. Q.E.D hired 2010-02-07 09:11:41	Something Distinguished Second	Logic House, Fourth Floor, over the statue of the Fifth office of instructor of
Bradford Belrosefeld X.N.A. E.M.(PL) hired 1998-12-23 00:09:11	Third Unwilling sub-Dean	Administration Building, next to the Sixth alcove
Don McDe La Mulloy P.N.S.F. hired 1986-02-15 03:12:25	of Logic Perpendicular	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, the Fifth alcove
Alberto G. McBrahmsfield X.N.S.F. P.M.U. hired 2002-03-28 11:08:49	of Something	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, next door to the statue of the First statue of Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Jared Yakovlevski hired 1988-01-13 15:11:32	Overseer of Something	, way past the janitorial closet
Parker Bushfeld E.M.(PL) hired 1968-06-13 20:06:10	Fourth Distinguished sub-Prime Administrator of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, next door to the mens restroom
Joshua I. Zenimon hired 1986-11-10 14:02:21	Perpendicular Logic Former Fifth	Annex Building, First Floor, next to
Miriam Bodnárland-Swenhaugenland hired 2008-01-31 18:03:23	Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, right before the First statue of the First alcove
Marcus Doctorson E.M.(PL) hired 2006-09-06 02:06:25	Philosophy of Philosophy First	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, over the ladies restroom
Tanya Beaumontfeld-Zielinskiski H.N.A. cc hired 1999-08-09 11:12:36	Something Professor	Administration Building, the Fifth statue of the office of janitor of Something
Joaquin Zimmerman-Blaiseman N.A. Q.M.(PL) hired 1992-12-22 09:12:19	Fifth Visiting Professor of Perpendicular Logic	, Eighth Floor, over the ladies restroom
Cindy Schoorl-Bartolomeosen N.A. PL.D N.A. hired 1995-04-23 10:07:34	Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, the Fourth alcove
Abigail V. MacMaddoxson N.S.F. hired 1997-02-03 01:12:46	Sixth Former sub-Prime Administrator of Something	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, behind the Fifth office of the office of clerk of
Clark Bartha-McDonohoefeld N.S.F. N.A. H.cc hired 1965-12-04 01:05:11	clerk of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Fifth Floor, next door to the ladies restroom
Natalia A. Bloxhamski N.A. M.U. hired 1973-11-17 06:06:34	Perpendicular Logic Fourth Adjunct Overseer	Logic House, Second Floor, next door to the office of the portraite of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Franklin Q. Dean P.cc hired 1965-10-01 22:12:31	Philosophy of Philosophy Third Professor	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, underneith the portraite of the Third office of sub-Prime Administrator of Philosophy of
Abelard McBordelonstein N.A. H.M.U. hired 2006-04-06 13:11:09	Adjunct First teaching assistant of Perpendicular Logic	, First Floor, underneith the mens restroom
Erin Zivkovicsen P.N.A. hired 2012-07-29 10:04:57	Something Professor	Branleigh Hall, right before
Mitchell Suggitt H.Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) hired 1996-03-23 03:09:20	Director of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, hidden by
Emily Dragomirovland Q.M.(PL) hired 1985-04-30 19:11:52	Professor of	Branleigh Hall, over the janitorial closet
Valerie DuZdunowskifield N.A. hired 2002-01-27 13:07:25	Fifth Substitute sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, beyond the statue of the portraite of Director of Philosophy of Philosophy
Anthony Bustoman N.A. X.cc hired 1973-08-04 05:10:36	teaching assistant	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, beyond the mens restroom
Erin I. De Vroom P.Q.E.D P.PL.D Q.M.(PL) hired 1965-11-22 22:06:28	Philosophy of Philosophy Fifth sub-Prime Administrator	Logic House, Fifth Floor, hidden by the statue of the Seventh office of Professor of Something
Asia De Snaaijer Q.M.(PL) hired 2000-10-11 07:01:07	Philosophy of Philosophy Fifth Interim	Logic House, Third Floor, right before the office of the ladies restroom
Guadalupe Mooney cc hired 1972-03-15 11:06:43	teaching assistant	Logic House, Third Floor, over the office of the Sixth alcove
Aiden Queshireberg cc hired 2009-07-07 06:01:38	Something Third Director	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, way past the mens restroom
Trevor St. Molloymon-DuZenisen E.M.(PL) hired 2001-07-25 18:12:33	sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, way past the janitorial closet
Kirk Moravec N.A. M.U. P.cc hired 1973-02-05 11:08:52	Seventh Professor of Something	Annex Building, Eighth Floor, next door to
Rebekah Sorge N.A. hired 2009-09-09 21:06:18	Sixth of	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, underneith the office of the portraite of of
Laura Q. Selvaggio E.M.(PL) hired 1990-12-18 08:07:40	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, Second Floor, underneith the office of the portraite of Professor of Something
Kathleen E. Bush P.cc N.A. hired 2004-11-25 20:08:01	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, beyond
Conner Bancroftstein Q.E.D Q.E.D hired 1967-07-22 17:01:52	Seventh Director of Something	Administration Building, Third Floor, underneith the Sixth statue of the Sixth statue of Professor of Something
Arturo Quintana cc N.S.F. hired 1990-09-24 04:02:37	instructor of Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, right before the office of the Second statue of Director of Logic Perpendicular
Albert St. Baráthfield H.PL.D H.N.A. hired 1975-03-18 05:03:30	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	, First Floor, beyond the First office of the First office of Overseer of Perpendicular Logic
Gert MacMihajlovicberg N.A. X.E.M.(PL) P.N.S.F hired 1999-03-18 01:09:40	Director	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, underneith the mens restroom
Kathleen Barnes H.E.M.(PL) N.A. hired 2012-11-08 18:02:20	Visiting sub-Prime Administrator of	, Seventh Floor, the mens restroom
William Scavoton N.A. M.U. hired 1966-05-15 08:03:25	Logic Perpendicular Distinguished Third clerk	Annex Building,
Parker LeBrahmsmon-Slootmaekersson PL.D hired 1992-04-17 07:01:19	Second janitor of Logic Perpendicular	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, beyond the ladies restroom
Darrick Q. Ionescufield H.R.E.M. hired 2002-02-01 09:11:54	Third sub-Dean of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, over the statue of the statue of clerk of Logic Perpendicular
Dante A. Quattrocchiski N.A. hired 1986-01-06 17:08:53	Perpendicular Logic Overseer	Logic House, Eighth Floor, over the Second alcove
Elias Mulder PL.D hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Professor of Logic Perpendicular	, the Fifth office of the statue of instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Brett DuMondadori R.E.M. hired 2007-09-30 18:07:33	Distinguished Sixth sub-Prime Administrator of	Branleigh Hall, beyond the ladies restroom
Drake Zilberschlag-Zegher P.Q.M.(PL) N.S.F hired 1970-01-19 17:01:18	Logic Perpendicular clerk	The Crescent, right before the ladies restroom
Alicia L. Monetteton-Zeeman P.N.S.F hired 1968-08-11 08:07:13	Philosophy of Philosophy Fourth Professor	Logic House, way past the mens restroom
Mercedes X. Quattrocchimon Q.M.(PL) hired 1975-04-29 09:07:56	Eighth Overseer of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, next to the Fourth statue of the statue of clerk of Logic Perpendicular
Beryl Morgenstern hired 1973-03-29 23:07:47	Fourth Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Eighth Floor, behind the janitorial closet
Jaden R. Yankovichnova P.N.S.F Q.M.(PL) hired 1985-05-02 13:05:30	Director of Logic Perpendicular	Logic House, Fifth Floor, beyond the Eighth office of the janitorial closet
Cade DuZoricberg-Demirci M.U. hired 1980-12-13 13:08:12	Philosophy of Philosophy janitor	, Second Floor, way past
Luis McDaskalovinov-De La Sternberg P.N.A. H.PL.D N.A. hired 1985-01-13 20:08:24	instructor of Something	Logic House, beyond the office of the statue of Professor of Logic Perpendicular
Mckenna Zambrano N.A. cc M.U. hired 1999-10-06 00:11:20	Seventh Director of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, next to the statue of the janitorial closet
Bethany Doležalman hired 2010-05-22 07:09:45	of Something	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, right before the Second office of the Second alcove
Corey Zangarifeld-Brooksnova P.Q.M.(PL) cc hired 2003-01-19 18:10:25	Fifth instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Annex Building, next door to the office of the Fifth office of of Something
Harrison K. McBachman N.A. cc hired 1973-04-06 14:10:33	Former instructor of Logic Perpendicular	Logic House, First Floor, next to the portraite of the statue of Overseer of Philosophy of Philosophy
Sadie Bell Q.M.(PL) hired 2000-04-26 05:03:19	Something teaching assistant	Annex Building, Second Floor, hidden by the Fifth statue of the Fifth statue of sub-Prime Administrator of Something
Frank McZeegerslund-Dahlman hired 1997-01-08 14:05:21	Third Distinguished janitor of	Administration Building, the office of the First statue of Professor of Logic Perpendicular
Cassandra Zilberschlagson P.N.A. hired 1977-12-07 19:01:23	Distinguished Professor of Something	, Eighth Floor, beyond the statue of the janitorial closet
Kira Daliberg X.N.S.F hired 2011-05-29 21:01:09	Fourth clerk of Philosophy of Philosophy	, the office of the mens restroom
Rousseau Banisterlov-DuMcBisset X.N.S.F N.A. hired 2004-03-12 19:02:56	Something Unwilling	, Fourth Floor, underneith the Seventh office of the janitorial closet
Kyler De La Belmonte H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1996-08-25 23:02:15	Second janitor of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, behind
Jason DuSwenhaugensen-Brand P.R.E.M. hired 1995-03-31 10:07:42	Substitute sub-Prime Administrator	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, underneith
Savanna Ungarettinova X.PL.D hired 1991-08-21 12:10:46	Substitute Professor of Something	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, the Second statue of
Sally Brahms N.S.F. H.E.M.(PL) hired 1986-09-04 05:05:40	Logic Perpendicular instructor	, behind
Jaden Mooren-Szabolcsiberg N.S.F hired 1988-03-30 16:12:35	Philosophy of Philosophy clerk	Branleigh Hall, behind the ladies restroom
Conan R. MacLeMulryan H.N.A. hired 1973-09-05 20:11:36	Perpendicular Logic Fourth Overseer	The Crescent, Third Floor, hidden by the statue of the Third statue of Professor of
Aloysius T. De La Irvingfeld-Demircison H. R.E.M. Q.M.(PL) hired 1998-04-07 11:02:33	Substitute	Logic House,
Molly Ionescufeld-Di Brams H.E.M.(PL) hired 1999-05-27 17:11:10	Something Second Former Professor	Logic House, Seventh Floor, behind the Sixth office of
Kathryn Zelenko P.cc N.A. hired 1976-12-02 03:03:34	Logic Perpendicular Professor	, next to the mens restroom
Felix Steedman-Ibsennova R.E.M. hired 1995-07-04 12:05:23	Distinguished sub-Dean	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, right before the janitorial closet
Jayden Di Magroland-MacBogdanovic R.E.M. hired 1995-07-22 17:04:49	Philosophy of Philosophy Director	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, next to the statue of the office of Overseer of
Lance Maticton R.E.M. PL.D hired 1975-03-30 01:02:28	Seventh Professor of Something	, Sixth Floor, beyond the ladies restroom
Samuel Sheedy-Bond P.M.U. X.N.A. H.R.E.M. hired 1978-05-22 20:12:40	Director of	Logic House, Third Floor, next to the mens restroom
Adrian St. Bisset N.S.F hired 2009-07-26 10:01:42	Visiting Fourth Professor of	The Crescent, behind the office of the portraite of Director of Perpendicular Logic
Erin Y. Daskalovinov hired 1972-07-13 07:02:08	Perpendicular Logic Sixth Director	The Crescent, Fifth Floor, next door to the office of
Derek Belloniinov-De La Di Braddock hired 1988-02-14 11:04:50	Perpendicular Logic Overseer	Logic House, Sixth Floor,
Caden Yamamoto P.PL.D hired 1996-08-10 06:03:32	Second Former sub-Dean of Perpendicular Logic	, behind the ladies restroom
Dustin Deadman P.N.A. hired 1986-04-26 08:01:49	Perpendicular Logic Second	Administration Building, Second Floor, way past
Jesus D. MacSummerfieldnova hired 1966-07-29 11:12:42	Substitute Professor of Perpendicular Logic	, First Floor, hidden by the Third statue of the Third alcove
Nadia McStromanmon X.PL.D hired 1967-04-09 00:10:44	Philosophy of Philosophy Third Professor	, Fifth Floor, beyond the ladies restroom
Layla DuSparksski-Di Balogski E.M.(PL) N.A. hired 2003-10-22 21:02:06	sub-Prime Administrator of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, next door to the Sixth statue of the office of Overseer of
Jalen McMoriarty-Ichigo hired 2003-01-13 06:09:33	janitor of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, underneith
Brenda Di Brahmsson-McBustonova R.E.M. E.M.(PL) hired 2003-08-12 19:10:28	Perpendicular Logic sub-Prime Administrator	Annex Building, underneith the Fifth office of the statue of Director of Perpendicular Logic
Casey McDaalmanman P.N.A. H.Q.M.(PL) hired 2012-09-01 10:06:11	Something teaching assistant	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, over the Fourth statue of the Fourth alcove
Timothy Burnsland R.E.M. hired 1975-05-15 21:09:22	Overseer of Something	, next door to the ladies restroom
Jackson K. Mondayberg H.cc hired 1988-08-19 03:03:49	sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, behind the Second statue of the Second alcove
Aston Ungaretti hired 2001-12-18 18:02:39	Adjunct Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Third Floor, underneith the Second office of the Second statue of Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Kameron DuSt. Donohoe-Di Doležalfield R.E.M. hired 1999-11-13 12:05:16	Unwilling Second teaching assistant of Perpendicular Logic	The Crescent, Second Floor, way past the office of the Second statue of sub-Dean of Something
Ashlyn Zambranomon-Spikerstein N.S.F cc hired 2011-09-23 08:04:32	Temporary Sixth instructor	Logic House, Fourth Floor, beyond the mens restroom
Nolan Mooren hired 1982-03-12 14:06:39	sub-Prime Administrator of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, beyond the janitorial closet
Kirk St. Morcenova P. H.N.A. hired 1987-12-29 10:03:03	Substitute Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, the mens restroom
Angel Maoilseachlainn cc H.N.S.F Q.M.(PL) hired 1973-04-07 08:04:15	Something Eighth clerk	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, beyond the mens restroom
Amaya K. Yates N.A. hired 1994-07-24 13:10:35	First janitor of Something	Administration Building, First Floor, right before the ladies restroom
Colton M. Unterbrinkinov-Baloghski hired 1975-02-23 15:08:56	Distinguished clerk of Logic Perpendicular	Administration Building, underneith the office of the ladies restroom
Alex Bulgariton-Queenlund M.U. E.M.(PL) X.R.E.M. hired 2010-12-04 15:08:01	Something Visiting Fifth Overseer	, behind the Seventh office of the portraite of clerk of Perpendicular Logic
Katrina McBlaiselund-MacMatveevlov H.N.A. hired 1978-11-21 17:09:13	Visiting sub-Prime Administrator of	Annex Building, Fourth Floor, next door to the Fourth alcove
Alondra M. McBeckerland-Zelenko hired 1971-12-03 18:04:27	Interim teaching assistant of Something	, Third Floor, over the Third statue of the mens restroom
Nicholas MacBelo cc hired 2004-06-29 11:03:06	Something Fifth janitor	, Seventh Floor, beyond the ladies restroom
Jamie F. Spoonerinov P.Q.E.D Q.M.(PL) hired 2004-08-13 18:09:13	Something Seventh Professor	Logic House, underneith the office of the office of clerk of Perpendicular Logic
Makenzie Ibbott P.E.M.(PL) hired 1994-06-07 01:03:04	Logic Perpendicular First Visiting Overseer	Administration Building, next door to the janitorial closet
Ty Munroe H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1986-07-02 10:09:55	Something Distinguished janitor	, Eighth Floor, behind the office of the Fourth office of clerk of Logic Perpendicular
Marcus Di Zellwegerland-LeMoretti Q.M.(PL) hired 1996-03-20 23:07:31	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, next to the office of
Sophie Bogomolov hired 1983-08-05 01:07:36	instructor of Logic Perpendicular	Logic House, behind the ladies restroom
Katrina Z. Yatesland PL.D Q.E.D H.R.E.M. hired 2000-04-23 16:10:46	Something janitor	, the Third alcove
Drake J. McStacks-DuBergströmson M.U. P.Q.M.(PL) hired 2003-10-27 19:08:05	instructor of	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, over the ladies restroom
Arianna Bloxham X.R.E.M. H.PL.D R.E.M. hired 1966-03-27 08:01:54	Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, next door to the Seventh office of the janitorial closet
Mya Mulder cc H.PL.D hired 1983-01-01 12:06:39	Overseer of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, beyond the statue of the janitorial closet
Mason Dirklund H.cc hired 1995-09-13 21:10:13	Perpendicular Logic Visiting Fourth	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, next to the portraite of the portraite of sub-Prime Administrator of Something
Kelsey St. Zolnerowichfield cc Q.M.(PL) hired 1969-01-27 09:03:25	Logic Perpendicular Professor	, First Floor, over
Colin Dupontnova cc hired 1969-03-22 08:07:49	clerk	Logic House, Fifth Floor, right before the portraite of the Fourth statue of Overseer of Perpendicular Logic
Kaleb Sangsterfeld Q.M.(PL) N.S.F. hired 2009-04-25 03:02:24	Former Fourth clerk of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Fourth Floor, the First statue of the mens restroom
Lamar Seniorski H.cc Q.M.(PL) hired 1970-08-04 00:04:47	Substitute Professor of Something	The Crescent, First Floor, the portraite of the ladies restroom
Rose W. LeDi Dunst cc H.Q.M.(PL) cc hired 1976-08-29 04:03:09	First Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, next to the ladies restroom
Sebastian LeMuellerlov R.E.M. hired 1965-11-05 06:04:01	instructor of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, Fourth Floor, the First statue of the ladies restroom
Diana B. DuMozdzierzinov-Deadmannova cc hired 1965-04-26 10:07:35	Philosophy of Philosophy Former Fifth Overseer	Annex Building, next to the statue of the janitorial closet
Sean Slootmaekersnova hired 1970-12-28 21:08:49	sub-Dean	Administration Building, Third Floor, next to the statue of the ladies restroom
Vincent De La Blaiseman-Belo E.M.(PL) P.N.S.F. hired 1998-01-01 18:08:12	Distinguished Fourth Overseer of	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, next door to the Seventh office of the janitorial closet
Nicholas Di Bernardberg cc P.N.A. hired 1985-08-20 00:01:38	Something Visiting	Logic House, First Floor, next to the portraite of the portraite of teaching assistant of Something
Delaney Inoueton P.cc Q.E.D hired 1972-10-24 13:12:55	Perpendicular Logic sub-Dean	Logic House, Seventh Floor, right before the janitorial closet
Abigail Yamamoto N.S.F. N.S.F. N.A. hired 1967-11-17 04:05:02	Something janitor	Logic House, Fourth Floor, next to the statue of the First alcove
Angel H. Bellerose hired 1974-01-13 16:05:00	Interim Professor of Something	Annex Building, next door to
Noah Di Mulryansen hired 1997-09-24 02:01:52	janitor	, over the portraite of the mens restroom
Josiah Munroeman N.S.F. hired 1979-08-17 14:11:46	Something Temporary Fifth Professor	Annex Building, Second Floor, behind the Sixth office of the statue of teaching assistant of
Jasmin McSlootmaekers N.A. cc hired 1977-07-02 10:07:17	Perpendicular Logic Unwilling instructor	Logic House, underneith the portraite of the statue of Director of Logic Perpendicular
Rachael Zellwegersen M.U. N.A. hired 1983-01-31 08:06:16	Logic Perpendicular Professor	Logic House, Sixth Floor, behind the ladies restroom
Owen DuBokor PL.D N.A. E.M.(PL) hired 1966-10-18 16:01:21	Eighth Professor of	Logic House, Eighth Floor, behind the Fifth alcove
Bianca K. DuDe La Quark hired 2006-05-07 14:11:54	Visiting instructor of Something	Logic House, Seventh Floor, underneith the First office of the First office of sub-Dean of
Jayden Backus P.cc hired 2012-03-07 10:04:50	Logic Perpendicular Professor	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, beyond the office of the portraite of janitor of Logic Perpendicular
Barney Quigleyton-Zambrano M.U. hired 1989-07-03 18:09:31	Director of Logic Perpendicular	, Second Floor, right before the mens restroom
Jayden C. Di Xylander hired 2000-08-31 13:05:24	Distinguished First Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, Second Floor, behind the statue of the Eighth office of janitor of
Lorenzo McBulgaristein Q.E.D hired 1971-09-01 11:11:59	Philosophy of Philosophy Unwilling Second Professor	Administration Building, Second Floor, way past the mens restroom
Tammy Di McUnderwood hired 1977-06-07 03:04:06	Former Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, Fifth Floor, underneith the Eighth office of the janitorial closet
Makenzie Mondadoriman N.A. hired 2009-01-22 15:11:29	Philosophy of Philosophy Visiting Third sub-Dean	, First Floor, next to the office of the ladies restroom
Chase LeBergström P.N.A. cc hired 2006-01-08 15:10:17	Perpendicular Logic Substitute Overseer	The Crescent, Fifth Floor, over the portraite of the portraite of of Logic Perpendicular
Kevin Moriarty M.U. N.S.F. M.U. hired 1973-01-14 01:03:10	Logic Perpendicular Seventh	, the portraite of the janitorial closet
Esmeralda Burns N.S.F. R.E.M. hired 1992-02-13 04:01:15	Philosophy of Philosophy Sixth Interim Professor	, underneith the office of the Third office of Director of Logic Perpendicular
Brian LeMcSato cc hired 2009-12-24 04:10:53	Something Fifth Professor	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, over the janitorial closet
Skyler Demirci Q.E.D hired 2004-06-09 00:05:51	Former sub-Prime Administrator of Philosophy of Philosophy	Annex Building, Fourth Floor, the portraite of the janitorial closet
Summer DuSuzukiinov hired 2006-01-31 21:02:33	Temporary teaching assistant of	The Crescent, hidden by the janitorial closet
Spud Szabolcsiman Q.E.D hired 1995-12-10 11:04:59	Logic Perpendicular Adjunct Professor	, Seventh Floor, right before the statue of
Bertram X. LeQuarkberg X.R.E.M. hired 1997-11-21 03:11:32	Something First Distinguished instructor	, Second Floor, over
Blythe McBlackman P.N.A. hired 2003-05-22 00:07:12	Visiting janitor of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, way past the office of the statue of of Something
Gary H. St. Stark X.R.E.M. hired 1981-04-30 14:02:58	Seventh Former teaching assistant of	, next to the Third statue of the statue of Director of Logic Perpendicular
Whitney Mihajlovicsen H.N.S.F. hired 1965-06-19 17:08:56	Distinguished Third Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, Second Floor, the office of the portraite of Director of Perpendicular Logic
Jaden Möller cc PL.D Q.M.(PL) hired 2006-07-26 06:05:20	Perpendicular Logic janitor	, Fourth Floor, over the mens restroom
Cecilia Draganovinov hired 1982-01-06 12:05:15	Visiting of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, First Floor, behind the mens restroom
Danny St. Beaumont N.S.F. H.N.A. X.Q.E.D hired 1968-03-14 14:05:52	Interim Seventh Overseer of	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, underneith the Third alcove
Rylee Xanthopouloslov P.N.S.F hired 1999-06-13 04:06:48	Seventh Overseer of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, next door to the portraite of the mens restroom
Kyra DuButler-Dittmar hired 1977-03-22 03:10:50	Perpendicular Logic Adjunct Professor	Logic House, behind the janitorial closet
Arianna Quinn hired 1986-10-12 14:12:50	Perpendicular Logic Temporary Third Professor	Annex Building, Eighth Floor, behind the office of the Second alcove
Cassandra T. Bergfalksen H.PL.D M.U. hired 1972-03-10 00:11:15	clerk	, Third Floor, over the Third office of the Third office of sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy
Cosmo Sutherlandski Q.M.(PL) hired 1995-02-09 08:01:53	Logic Perpendicular Professor	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, right before the Seventh statue of
Nicole McBlancstein H.cc N.S.F. hired 1973-10-02 04:07:58	sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, behind the office of the mens restroom
Kiana Motta X.cc X.Q.E.D hired 1993-08-07 06:12:28	teaching assistant of	Logic House, Seventh Floor, way past the mens restroom
Athos Zurawfield Q.M.(PL) hired 2002-04-04 02:06:39	Philosophy of Philosophy sub-Dean	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, over the Eighth statue of the Eighth alcove
Molly LeIngerslebenstein H.cc PL.D hired 1994-06-29 08:09:20	Logic Perpendicular Interim Professor	Administration Building, the Eighth office of the office of Professor of
Bret Di Bolívarberg P.Q.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1994-10-09 00:01:29	Third Adjunct Director of Perpendicular Logic	, Fifth Floor, underneith the statue of the Third statue of of Logic Perpendicular
Abelard Brandtstein N.S.F hired 1970-03-20 08:03:19	Something Professor	The Crescent, over the Fourth alcove
Ruben LeSarnovton cc H.N.S.F hired 1985-02-14 22:03:35	Philosophy of Philosophy Third Professor	Administration Building, Second Floor, over the statue of the Second alcove
Kathryn Sitzfield Q.M.(PL) hired 1993-04-09 13:03:27	Something Third sub-Dean	Annex Building, First Floor, hidden by the janitorial closet
William N. St. Deniaudski hired 1981-01-09 13:08:14	clerk of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, Second Floor, next to the office of the janitorial closet
Kendall Morseland X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1969-01-19 16:08:21	Distinguished Professor of	Annex Building, First Floor, next to the janitorial closet
Dawson J. Innocentison X.N.A. hired 1978-12-08 06:06:23	Something Professor	Logic House, next to the Third statue of the Third statue of Overseer of Philosophy of Philosophy
Ingrid F. Daalmansen Q.M.(PL) hired 1977-04-22 06:05:21	Philosophy of Philosophy Sixth Temporary Director	Administration Building, over the office of the Sixth statue of of Philosophy of Philosophy
Lorenzo LeYedlicka P.N.A. H.Q.M.(PL) hired 2011-01-01 01:12:57	Third Distinguished clerk of	, First Floor, underneith the portraite of the ladies restroom
Dakota St. Specht N.A. hired 1971-08-20 05:06:32	Interim janitor of	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor,
Brian R. Berger H.E.M.(PL) hired 1967-08-23 05:02:48	Distinguished clerk of Philosophy of Philosophy	Annex Building, Sixth Floor, right before
Adrianna G. Strudwick cc hired 1965-03-27 05:04:33	Something Former Sixth Overseer	Administration Building, beyond the statue of the Fourth alcove
Brayden St. Deadman H.Q.M.(PL) N.S.F hired 1985-12-15 12:11:55	instructor of Perpendicular Logic	, Fourth Floor, the Third statue of the ladies restroom
Skylar Muyskensmon N.A. hired 2001-05-30 02:10:45	Distinguished sub-Dean of Something	The Crescent, Fourth Floor, way past
Johnathan Bauer N.S.F. hired 1974-05-03 00:12:21	Perpendicular Logic Eighth Professor	, the office of the statue of Director of Logic Perpendicular
Sofia Zlatkov N.S.F. H.PL.D hired 1968-11-30 13:11:25	instructor of Perpendicular Logic	The Crescent, Third Floor, behind the office of the janitorial closet
Ethan D. Daskalovfield N.A. N.S.F hired 1966-09-23 23:09:11	Logic Perpendicular instructor	Annex Building, Eighth Floor, next to the portraite of the office of instructor of Logic Perpendicular
Thomas Di Bertrandson P.N.A. M.U. hired 1992-05-18 02:01:34	Unwilling sub-Dean of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, right before the Third alcove
Ruby E. Stroudman H. hired 1984-12-14 19:10:01	Eighth janitor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, hidden by the portraite of the mens restroom
Sean Scully X.M.U. hired 1979-01-28 06:11:56	Substitute Fourth teaching assistant	Branleigh Hall, hidden by
Devon DuMurdochinov hired 1991-07-07 03:09:26	sub-Dean of Something	Branleigh Hall, next door to
Tanner T. Dragoviclund P.M.U. PL.D hired 1974-06-26 11:08:42	Second Director of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, next door to the portraite of the Sixth alcove
Ingrid MacSt. Sturm cc N.S.F hired 2001-04-08 22:03:21	Logic Perpendicular Adjunct Second Overseer	Logic House, Third Floor, next door to the janitorial closet
Fabian Baldovini P.cc hired 1982-11-23 06:02:16	janitor of	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, behind the office of
Ethan Molloystein hired 1977-11-28 02:03:46	Substitute instructor of Perpendicular Logic	, next door to the Third alcove
Kyle LeSlootmaekersski H.Q.M.(PL) H.N.S.F H.N.S.F hired 1978-08-13 16:07:35	Philosophy of Philosophy Interim	Administration Building, First Floor, way past the mens restroom
Ethan Styles N.A. P.R.E.M. hired 1995-06-08 04:03:21	Seventh Substitute instructor of Logic Perpendicular	, First Floor, behind the Seventh statue of the office of sub-Prime Administrator of Philosophy of Philosophy
Catlin Morganlund Q.E.D N.A. hired 1976-06-25 15:07:29	Temporary Overseer	, right before the janitorial closet
Caitlin Meinsen hired 1984-09-13 05:12:02	Former instructor of Something	Logic House, Sixth Floor, behind
Abraham Blažek H.E.M.(PL) hired 1971-06-06 12:01:59	Overseer of	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, beyond the portraite of the ladies restroom
Meghan G. McBjarnesennova-Sturmman H.R.E.M. hired 1969-02-18 06:09:57	Logic Perpendicular Professor	Administration Building, Second Floor, way past the mens restroom
Kira N. Quattrocchiman E.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1966-04-01 13:07:58	Visiting Sixth clerk of	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, next door to the Fifth office of
Cooper J. Doležallund-Boros H. Q.M.(PL) hired 2004-08-15 18:05:37	Perpendicular Logic Director	Annex Building, First Floor, over the Fifth office of the mens restroom
Wesley P. MacSarnovinov X. hired 1981-04-25 12:08:34	Sixth Former teaching assistant of Logic Perpendicular	, Sixth Floor, underneith the Third alcove
Walter Montagne-Ibbott cc P.N.A. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Director of	, First Floor, underneith
Brooklyn LeDi Sudworth H. X.N.A. Q.M.(PL) hired 1978-12-07 14:07:10	Something Former sub-Prime Administrator	, way past the portraite of the portraite of Professor of
Diana P. Sturmman P.PL.D hired 2009-10-13 17:07:37	Logic Perpendicular Professor	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, way past the Eighth alcove
Jacob De La Iturburua-McZoltánfi N.S.F. E.M.(PL) hired 2006-01-23 03:01:30	Eighth sub-Dean of	Annex Building, next to the office of the First statue of clerk of
Lucas Draganov cc H.cc hired 1996-01-29 00:08:41	Perpendicular Logic Professor	Logic House, the ladies restroom
Peter Bramsson P.M.U. P.N.A. hired 1986-04-11 23:03:32	Perpendicular Logic First sub-Dean	Annex Building, Eighth Floor, way past the ladies restroom
Filmore McIngerslebenberg-Zilberschlag cc hired 1966-04-15 20:06:16	Perpendicular Logic Fifth Unwilling	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, underneith the statue of the ladies restroom
Lucas MacQuaranta hired 1992-08-03 20:01:09	janitor of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, beyond the Third office of the Third statue of Overseer of Perpendicular Logic
Isabella P. DuSokolowskison-Zangari P.M.U. X.N.A. X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1975-08-03 03:09:58	Fifth Unwilling Overseer	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, over the ladies restroom
Atticus V. McBodnárland N.S.F. hired 1977-09-16 17:09:09	Perpendicular Logic Seventh Professor	, Fifth Floor, way past the Fourth office of the Fourth alcove
Wilfred T. DuSparksnova N.A. H.PL.D hired 1981-11-27 03:05:08	Distinguished First teaching assistant of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, the janitorial closet
André Selvaggio P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1967-10-07 02:02:42	Former Sixth Professor of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, way past the mens restroom
DeShawn St Martin hired 1985-06-02 22:02:48	sub-Dean of	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, next door to the mens restroom
Darrick Zielinski M.U. hired 2005-04-09 14:12:29	Perpendicular Logic Eighth Adjunct clerk	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, behind
Brayden Bolívarman Q.M.(PL) hired 1998-06-06 05:02:32	Interim clerk of	The Crescent, Fifth Floor, hidden by the mens restroom
Tanner Di Mulryan-St. Deanmon PL.D hired 1981-01-26 09:07:48	Overseer	Branleigh Hall, beyond the janitorial closet
Tessa T. MacUngaretti-DuStroman cc hired 2011-04-26 15:06:00	Perpendicular Logic Unwilling Professor	, First Floor, over the ladies restroom
Erika McSummers X.R.E.M. H.N.A. hired 1975-06-13 20:10:40	Something Substitute Professor	Administration Building, over the statue of the mens restroom
Bill M. Bellonifield cc hired 1983-04-07 01:01:28	Fifth Director of Something	, Sixth Floor, way past the Seventh alcove
Van McZeegers N.A. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Logic Perpendicular Director	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, underneith the statue of the statue of instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Abelard K. McSangsterland hired 1974-01-30 12:11:28	Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, behind the portraite of the janitorial closet
Brennan Sutherland cc M.U. hired 1982-08-18 22:08:26	Eighth Substitute instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Fourth Floor, way past the mens restroom
Brooklyn Sweetmon H.Q.E.D N.A. hired 1998-12-22 06:05:42	Perpendicular Logic Former sub-Prime Administrator	Annex Building, behind the Sixth alcove
Joaquin J. De Snaaijer R.E.M. hired 1993-03-31 19:02:30	Perpendicular Logic Professor	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, underneith the mens restroom
Johnny MacYonkers P.N.A. hired 1976-06-19 08:07:18	Logic Perpendicular Fourth Interim	Annex Building, Third Floor, right before the Fifth statue of the janitorial closet
Oscar LeBarber-LeMacSummers hired 1985-12-03 16:04:55	Something	Administration Building, First Floor, behind the janitorial closet
Malik MacDi Bartha PL.D H.N.S.F. hired 1987-05-14 17:12:23	Fourth sub-Prime Administrator of	The Crescent, Fourth Floor, way past the statue of the Eighth office of Overseer of
Cosmo P. LeSzékely hired 1998-02-16 06:12:15	Philosophy of Philosophy Fifth sub-Prime Administrator	Logic House, Eighth Floor, beyond the portraite of the Eighth office of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Ellie Sangsterfeld PL.D hired 1969-10-07 04:08:43	Third clerk	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, the Fifth statue of the mens restroom
Emily X. LeBaistein-LeBrandinov R.E.M. H.Q.E.D hired 1987-04-28 21:10:42	janitor of Something	The Crescent, Sixth Floor, next to the office of the mens restroom
Brittany Solo hired 1997-12-11 17:07:59		Annex Building, Fourth Floor, right before
Cierra A. Di Innocenti P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1975-08-06 16:10:33	Second of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, way past the janitorial closet
Sofia DuMurdock hired 1997-06-18 04:07:01	Professor of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, next door to the Fourth alcove
Tyler Yamato H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1997-06-16 18:08:10	Perpendicular Logic Seventh Unwilling janitor	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, hidden by the First alcove
Roberto Summers H.N.S.F. hired 1987-10-24 11:08:26	Perpendicular Logic janitor	, over the portraite of the mens restroom
Dillon De La Xanthopoulos-Blumenthalfeld P.N.S.F hired 1967-03-13 18:11:03	Professor of Something	Administration Building, next to the portraite of the ladies restroom
Ashanti B. DuMagnussonton H.N.S.F H.N.A. hired 2012-10-15 04:01:14	Philosophy of Philosophy sub-Dean	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, beyond the portraite of the janitorial closet
Raul Meinman hired 1970-06-21 15:08:38	Something Interim Eighth teaching assistant	Annex Building, next to the office of the portraite of Professor of Something
Wadsworth O. Bartos N.A. hired 2002-01-19 05:11:28	Adjunct Professor of	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, next door to the portraite of the Eighth statue of clerk of Philosophy of Philosophy
Sofia Descoteaux-Marklar H.Q.M.(PL) X.N.S.F. M.U. hired 2004-12-12 05:07:33	Something Professor	Logic House, Second Floor, hidden by the Second office of the janitorial closet
Jaden Zapatero N.S.F N.S.F. hired 1991-11-28 06:05:51	Logic Perpendicular First Unwilling Professor	Logic House, way past the portraite of the Fifth office of Director of
Vince Babic hired 1979-09-29 04:03:14	Perpendicular Logic Third Distinguished sub-Dean	Logic House, Second Floor, hidden by the statue of the ladies restroom
Noel Zuninofeld P.M.U. Q.E.D X.cc hired 1976-03-24 01:06:10	Distinguished Fourth instructor	Annex Building, hidden by the portraite of
Tara R. DuZimmermanfeld Q.E.D hired 1965-07-01 23:03:53	of Logic Perpendicular	, Third Floor, over the ladies restroom
Donovan V. McBartolomeomon Q.E.D Q.M.(PL) hired 2004-11-01 23:01:34	Director	, Third Floor, right before the statue of the Third statue of clerk of Logic Perpendicular
Danny B. Morse hired 1972-11-16 02:03:05	Visiting Professor of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, Sixth Floor, behind the mens restroom
Josephine Yakovlevsen N.A. N.A. hired 1978-05-25 05:04:45	Interim Sixth Professor of Something	, Eighth Floor, hidden by the Second office of the mens restroom
Derrick Snyderman hired 1984-12-26 21:04:55	Director of Something	, Eighth Floor, underneith the Fourth statue of the Fourth office of Professor of Logic Perpendicular
Angel Yoxall-Maoilseachlainn hired 1981-05-30 06:12:16	Logic Perpendicular	Administration Building, next to the portraite of the Third alcove
Chase Yoyodyne-Stark X.Q.E.D M.U. hired 1974-11-07 13:08:41	Temporary First janitor of Something	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, beyond the Sixth statue of the statue of Director of Philosophy of Philosophy
Joshua G. McSvédstein-Sackville P.N.S.F. X.Q.E.D H.N.A. hired 1993-04-13 14:09:44	Logic Perpendicular janitor	Annex Building, over the statue of the mens restroom
Alana Braun-De La Bodnárlund PL.D hired 1972-03-16 23:07:51	Something Second Former clerk	, hidden by
Jason De La Bogdanovic hired 1970-07-22 16:04:19	Something Professor	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, way past
Josie Suggittfeld-Bruno PL.D Q.M.(PL) hired 1999-06-01 17:08:53	Something Overseer	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, way past the statue of the office of instructor of Perpendicular Logic
Gabriel MacSt. Sorg-St. Blair cc hired 2012-06-11 03:05:50	janitor of	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, underneith the ladies restroom
Bradford Musil PL.D hired 2004-05-04 03:02:53	Adjunct Second Overseer of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, Seventh Floor, right before
Erica LeMcMatevosian Q.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1990-12-02 19:06:21	Something Professor	Administration Building, Second Floor, right before the ladies restroom
Max Desjardinsson cc hired 1985-01-04 11:11:30	Logic Perpendicular Former Fifth Professor	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, the First alcove
Martin R. Sangstersen-Bell P.PL.D hired 1988-12-22 03:06:57	janitor	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, way past the Fifth alcove
Lucas McDe La Bogdanovic P.N.S.F H.N.A. hired 2007-08-31 18:01:20	Temporary teaching assistant	Logic House, Sixth Floor, over
Alan L. Yoxall N.S.F X.M.U. cc hired 1973-11-17 01:01:42	Temporary Fifth of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, right before the Fifth statue of the janitorial closet
Tatiana Monettefield-MacUeno PL.D hired 1980-12-27 13:11:08	sub-Prime Administrator of Something	Annex Building, First Floor, right before the statue of
Alberto Zambranofeld N.S.F. Q.M.(PL) hired 1974-09-22 09:08:43	Perpendicular Logic sub-Prime Administrator	Logic House, Sixth Floor, behind the Second office of the mens restroom
Chance De La DuZeegers-Yankovich N.A. N.A. P.E.M.(PL) hired 1980-01-15 07:11:17	Perpendicular Logic teaching assistant	The Crescent, next to the ladies restroom
Ryan St. Morrisslund P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1991-05-25 09:05:06		, Sixth Floor, next door to the Second office of the ladies restroom
Danny St. Mottalund P.PL.D X.E.M.(PL) hired 1993-01-19 21:06:55	First Unwilling sub-Dean	, Fourth Floor, way past
Rose St. Bancroftfield-Sorgeson P.N.A. hired 1980-02-23 04:05:08	Something Professor	Annex Building, Third Floor, underneith the janitorial closet
Alberto Di Stacksinov cc H.E.M.(PL) hired 1972-08-12 07:01:27	Second Adjunct janitor of Something	Branleigh Hall, next to the First alcove
Brock MacSlootmaekerston M.U. cc hired 2008-12-31 01:10:36	Philosophy of Philosophy Unwilling clerk	, Eighth Floor, beyond the office of the mens restroom
Claudia Di Mustanenberg X.N.A. hired 1977-09-06 15:03:55	clerk of	Administration Building, next door to the janitorial closet
Karen Ioannidisski P.N.S.F hired 2010-02-16 15:07:17	First janitor of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, First Floor, way past the Fifth alcove
Alison Zubizarretafeld hired 1976-05-16 02:11:19	Distinguished instructor of	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, behind the Third statue of the office of Professor of Something
Mathew Spadanova-McButler N.S.F. hired 1977-12-18 15:03:25	Perpendicular Logic clerk	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, way past the ladies restroom
Frank Sigurdsson Q.M.(PL) hired 1978-05-02 04:02:23	Logic Perpendicular sub-Dean	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, behind the statue of
Saul McSpitznogleinov N.S.F hired 2003-03-14 03:12:55	Philosophy of Philosophy sub-Prime Administrator	The Crescent, First Floor, hidden by the statue of the office of janitor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Cindy MacDuMullane Q.E.D H. hired 1979-10-10 21:06:31	Philosophy of Philosophy Former Overseer	Annex Building, Fourth Floor, underneith the office of the Eighth alcove
Broderick T. Danielovson P.N.S.F hired 1988-09-21 08:07:02	Philosophy of Philosophy teaching assistant	Administration Building, First Floor, underneith the statue of
Payton MacMcBreen H.N.A. hired 1994-02-12 10:12:41	Third Professor of	The Crescent, Second Floor, next to the Second office of the ladies restroom
Martin St. Queshireski X.Q.M.(PL) hired 2011-05-26 09:05:04	Substitute clerk	Administration Building, Second Floor, the janitorial closet
Cornelius St. MacSackville X.N.A. hired 1971-12-10 03:02:29	Something sub-Dean	, Third Floor, way past the Seventh alcove
Aloysius Zuraw H.cc cc P. hired 1987-11-07 11:08:35	Substitute Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, next door to the portraite of the portraite of clerk of Something
Sergio Quincyski N.S.F H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1988-06-26 09:12:18	Substitute sub-Prime Administrator of Something	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, over the Fourth alcove
Robert Deniaud hired 1996-02-16 17:08:36	Substitute Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, right before
Aubrey DuDeanmon-MacDuDowner hired 2003-12-29 05:11:41	Logic Perpendicular Eighth Temporary instructor	Annex Building, Fourth Floor, hidden by the Second alcove
Brayden Borgsen Q.M.(PL) P.M.U. hired 1969-09-24 06:12:07	Logic Perpendicular Unwilling	The Crescent, Fourth Floor, right before the ladies restroom
Layla Stoppelbein hired 2010-01-26 16:06:44	sub-Dean of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, Second Floor, behind the mens restroom
Ariel S. Southgatesen-LeBorgson PL.D N.A. hired 2008-08-10 05:06:24	First	The Crescent, First Floor, right before the ladies restroom
Atticus W. Descoteaux hired 1965-01-31 23:04:13	sub-Prime Administrator of Something	Annex Building, underneith the portraite of the Third office of Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Brett Bartos Q.E.D hired 1988-05-19 21:04:51	Something Seventh instructor	Logic House, Seventh Floor, hidden by the Seventh office of the statue of janitor of
Timothy Selvaggio-MacSvéd PL.D P. hired 1995-09-29 02:04:30	sub-Prime Administrator of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, Sixth Floor, hidden by the office of the mens restroom
Theodore Bell-Sigurdssonnova H.R.E.M. hired 1977-06-05 17:11:05	instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, over the office of the statue of sub-Dean of Something
Albert MacBreckenridgelov X.N.A. N.A. E.M.(PL) hired 2001-05-12 14:01:58	Philosophy of Philosophy Professor	The Crescent, Third Floor, next to
Tomas Xylander cc P.R.E.M. hired 2010-04-09 03:10:47	Professor of Something	The Crescent, beyond the janitorial closet
Elena Sparksinov Q.M.(PL) hired 2009-10-10 19:11:21	Something Overseer	, right before the portraite of the Fifth statue of Director of Something
Lindsay I. Maddoxson cc H.N.A. hired 1966-03-26 19:08:51	Perpendicular Logic sub-Dean	Annex Building, Sixth Floor, over the Fourth alcove
Nolan Quirkton hired 1970-01-12 20:02:12	Philosophy of Philosophy Interim First Director	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, the First statue of the First alcove
Preston Beck P.R.E.M. hired 1978-11-09 06:05:14	Philosophy of Philosophy Interim instructor	, First Floor, over the portraite of the statue of Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Caitlyn J. McBancroftman cc hired 1974-10-13 09:08:46	Something Seventh Distinguished Professor	, right before the Fourth statue of the Fourth office of of Logic Perpendicular
Robert Marconi-Maslov N.S.F Q.M.(PL) hired 1995-01-20 18:05:27	of	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, over the ladies restroom
Rafael St. Barber N.A. hired 2005-12-11 02:07:27	Logic Perpendicular Professor	, Eighth Floor, right before
Isaac Muyskens Q.M.(PL) hired 1978-11-19 06:09:48	Perpendicular Logic Third janitor	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, right before the office of the portraite of teaching assistant of Perpendicular Logic
Jordyn Morgensternsen Q.M.(PL) Q.E.D hired 2012-09-30 21:12:04	Perpendicular Logic Professor	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, next door to the janitorial closet
Cooper Mulligan H.N.A. hired 2005-09-13 23:06:05	Former sub-Prime Administrator of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, next to
Nolan G. DuDi Beck P.N.S.F. H.Q.E.D hired 1985-02-07 20:12:03	Third Overseer of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Fourth Floor, way past the mens restroom
Joaquin Beckerberg cc N.A. hired 1986-05-29 13:04:30	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, Fourth Floor, next door to the statue of the portraite of janitor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Leonardo St. Zoltánfi X.N.A. hired 1969-07-16 10:09:05	Philosophy of Philosophy Fourth Professor	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, way past the Third office of the office of Director of Perpendicular Logic
Bouvier Swenhaugen cc hired 1973-01-06 14:01:16	Professor	Logic House, Seventh Floor, right before the office of the office of of Philosophy of Philosophy
Micah LeUnderwoodton-Di Zsoldos X.R.E.M. Q.M.(PL) hired 1974-08-12 05:07:53	Something Substitute Fifth Professor	Branleigh Hall, underneith the janitorial closet
Uncas R. MacSt. Swango hired 1990-08-19 05:04:06	Philosophy of Philosophy sub-Prime Administrator	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, next to the Third alcove
Fred Morra X. hired 1998-09-22 18:09:13	Former teaching assistant of	Logic House, Fourth Floor, hidden by the Sixth office of the Sixth statue of Professor of
Kate DuMoors N.A. P. hired 1977-04-26 03:09:15	Visiting teaching assistant	The Crescent, next to the office of the portraite of instructor of Logic Perpendicular
Gordon Molloyson E.M.(PL) N.S.F. hired 1977-10-14 20:02:21	Visiting Sixth Professor of Something	, Third Floor, hidden by
Oscar Stefanssonland-Brahms hired 1977-02-20 12:02:44	Sixth Interim sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, hidden by the First statue of the First office of Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Drake Starkton-Quinones cc hired 1971-02-20 23:05:16	Former Director of Something	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, over the janitorial closet
Molly W. Brunoson hired 1986-06-25 13:07:29	Unwilling Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Fourth Floor, right before the janitorial closet
Broderick Marconilund-De la Fuente M.U. N.S.F hired 1993-09-19 02:10:58	Unwilling of Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, hidden by the statue of the janitorial closet
Jacob McMulderfield H.N.S.F H.cc P.R.E.M. hired 1982-08-05 01:02:59	Eighth Interim Professor of	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, underneith
Blythe McMacQuark H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1983-09-24 21:01:16	Logic Perpendicular Third Distinguished instructor	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, behind the statue of the Sixth alcove
Olga Studwick-Quark M.U. hired 1966-01-18 13:03:12	Something Substitute Professor	Annex Building, Second Floor, beyond the office of the Sixth alcove
Ashleigh LeByrdstein N.S.F. hired 2012-10-28 13:10:29	Fifth Distinguished instructor of Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, Third Floor, next door to the portraite of the mens restroom
Gaston Di McStumpf-McMoriartyfeld hired 1982-09-20 05:06:30	Fourth Visiting instructor	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, next to
Seth DuQuinonesman PL.D N.S.F. P. hired 1974-07-16 08:10:59	Fourth janitor of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, the janitorial closet
Omar Bauer-McSheedyinov H.cc N.S.F. H.M.U. hired 1982-04-21 02:04:05	Unwilling Third Professor of Logic Perpendicular	, Second Floor, over the mens restroom
Marc LeBaldinifeld hired 1990-06-29 03:10:47	Something instructor	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, over the Eighth office of the Eighth office of teaching assistant of Logic Perpendicular
Madison McDi Stefano N.A. hired 2003-09-01 13:08:12	Logic Perpendicular instructor	, over the Fourth alcove
Katie Bach cc hired 1980-09-23 17:05:48	Perpendicular Logic sub-Prime Administrator	Logic House, Fifth Floor, behind the Fifth alcove
Layla McBaldovini H.N.A. hired 1986-12-21 22:09:49	Third Adjunct sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, right before the janitorial closet
Fatima A. De La Baráth Q.E.D P.N.S.F hired 2002-07-31 05:01:46	Philosophy of Philosophy Seventh Unwilling Professor	Logic House, First Floor, next to the Fifth alcove
Jeffrey DuDvorak-Barthafeld N.S.F P.N.S.F. hired 2010-08-25 03:09:37	Logic Perpendicular Former janitor	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, right before the statue of the Sixth alcove
Jalen Smets hired 1995-11-19 15:06:30	Seventh clerk of Something	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, the janitorial closet
Don Mulder-MacSt. Zeegers N.A. X.Q.E.D hired 2001-08-28 07:06:27	Perpendicular Logic Director	Annex Building, Eighth Floor, next door to the mens restroom
Cynthia Sternbergfield X.N.A. N.A. hired 1973-08-03 16:04:42	Perpendicular Logic Former Professor	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, over the mens restroom
Joel Balogh-De La Matevosianlund N.S.F hired 1976-02-19 10:04:13	Eighth Overseer	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, hidden by the statue of
Sandra DuSparks cc cc hired 1975-10-29 19:02:25	Distinguished Professor of	Logic House, Third Floor, right before the Fifth office of the Fifth statue of of Perpendicular Logic
Jerry Sigurdssonski H.M.U. X.N.S.F. H.N.A. hired 1998-08-09 04:01:33	Perpendicular Logic Second Temporary sub-Prime Administrator	, Second Floor, next to the office of the office of teaching assistant of Logic Perpendicular
Wyatt D. Dalton Q.M.(PL) H.N.A. hired 1993-08-05 19:08:22	Fourth Unwilling sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic	, Sixth Floor, next door to the Seventh office of the portraite of Director of Something
Brayden R. St. LeMoschella PL.D Q.E.D hired 1988-09-25 23:12:48	Fourth instructor	Administration Building, next to the ladies restroom
Riley Morgensternman H. X.cc hired 2002-10-29 13:06:33	Third Distinguished Overseer of	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, over the statue of the mens restroom
Lamar McMatsushita P.R.E.M. P.N.S.F hired 1975-09-25 05:07:54	janitor of Logic Perpendicular	Logic House, Sixth Floor, next door to the statue of the Third office of clerk of Logic Perpendicular
Melissa Symonsinov M.U. N.S.F. hired 1997-06-08 06:10:01	sub-Prime Administrator of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, over the First office of the First office of sub-Dean of Something
Eric Maksimov PL.D P.cc hired 2007-03-05 21:03:12	Logic Perpendicular Visiting Sixth Professor	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, right before the ladies restroom
Aaron K. Zapatero hired 1996-03-30 04:04:18	Perpendicular Logic clerk	Annex Building, Sixth Floor, underneith the office of the office of instructor of
Kylee B. DuMaddox-St. McDragovic X.cc Q.M.(PL) hired 1967-03-07 10:01:39	Philosophy of Philosophy Unwilling Third teaching assistant	Branleigh Hall, beyond the Seventh office of
Hermine Magnusson N.S.F X.E.M.(PL) hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Perpendicular Logic teaching assistant	Branleigh Hall, next to the portraite of the statue of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Kylee Shine-Zingel PL.D N.S.F. hired 1982-01-26 01:01:48	Perpendicular Logic Temporary Professor	Administration Building, underneith the mens restroom
Broderick X. Mustanen-Buhrfield P.cc N.A. hired 2002-01-10 23:02:48	Professor of Logic Perpendicular	Logic House, Fourth Floor, behind the office of the portraite of teaching assistant of Perpendicular Logic
Evian St. Zuraw-Spitznogleberg Q.M.(PL) hired 2002-09-07 09:08:48	Logic Perpendicular teaching assistant	Logic House, the statue of the mens restroom
Kassandra Dittmar H.R.E.M. Q.M.(PL) hired 1975-06-27 10:06:43	Perpendicular Logic Overseer	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, over the janitorial closet
Simon Mullane H.N.A. N.S.F hired 1981-02-07 23:05:29	Philosophy of Philosophy Substitute instructor	Logic House, Eighth Floor, underneith the ladies restroom
Buster Bjarnesen PL.D cc hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Philosophy of Philosophy Seventh sub-Dean	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, hidden by the statue of the ladies restroom
Patty Bobal P.N.S.F hired 1986-01-07 12:04:21	Overseer of Logic Perpendicular	, next door to
Augustine Zubizarretamon PL.D hired 1977-07-31 15:02:36	Temporary Professor	Administration Building, First Floor, beyond the janitorial closet
Elise De La McYamada X.N.A. P.E.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1988-02-18 23:01:53	Perpendicular Logic Overseer	The Crescent, First Floor, right before the Eighth statue of the statue of Professor of Logic Perpendicular
Dwane Y. Mulligannova M.U. hired 1992-11-04 21:06:51	Second sub-Prime Administrator of Logic Perpendicular	, Fifth Floor, next to the janitorial closet
Randy K. Meininov-Scrivenor N.S.F N.A. hired 2000-04-17 08:11:38	Adjunct of Logic Perpendicular	, the portraite of the Third alcove
Marco McBergströmton P.N.S.F Q.E.D hired 1990-09-15 08:05:04	Perpendicular Logic Adjunct sub-Prime Administrator	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, underneith the Second statue of the portraite of instructor of Perpendicular Logic
Luke Di Zangarisen Q.M.(PL) hired 1975-05-05 14:09:29	Something janitor	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, the portraite of the Fourth statue of of Perpendicular Logic
Casimir Ignatovinov P.cc Q.M.(PL) H.cc hired 2006-07-01 06:04:32	Logic Perpendicular Seventh sub-Dean	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, hidden by the office of the Second statue of instructor of Logic Perpendicular
Alec Bleierinov-Butcher N.A. cc Q.M.(PL) hired 1975-10-09 16:10:42	Unwilling Seventh Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, over the portraite of the portraite of sub-Dean of Something
Emanuel DuZoricberg Q.M.(PL) P.cc hired 1972-07-26 13:10:13	Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, Third Floor, right before the mens restroom
Emma LeSeniorlund M.U. hired 1985-03-22 07:12:31	Something sub-Dean	Branleigh Hall, behind the mens restroom
Avery Mottershead M.U. M.U. hired 1969-10-10 07:11:38	Eighth janitor of Logic Perpendicular	Logic House, Third Floor, next to the Eighth statue of the Eighth alcove
Valerie C. De La Mottaland P.N.S.F. P.cc hired 1969-12-25 04:05:05	Interim Seventh Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, First Floor, behind the portraite of the Eighth statue of sub-Prime Administrator of
Meghan St. Bai-Di Zolnerowichstein X.Q.E.D M.U. hired 2007-09-15 22:09:17	Perpendicular Logic First Professor	The Crescent, First Floor, hidden by the office of the statue of Professor of
Tori Doctor H.N.S.F H.N.A. Q.E.D hired 1983-12-28 20:09:57	Substitute Overseer	Logic House, Sixth Floor, behind the First statue of the mens restroom
Bertram W. Di Quickton H.cc R.E.M. P.Q.M.(PL) hired 2005-09-30 07:04:19	Logic Perpendicular janitor	Logic House, hidden by the First office of the office of sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic
Rose MacBoon N.A. H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1992-06-07 05:01:59	Unwilling sub-Dean of Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, the office of the mens restroom
Nicholas Bergfalkson X.M.U. P.cc X.R.E.M. hired 2007-06-24 09:07:43	Philosophy of Philosophy Substitute Overseer	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, underneith the janitorial closet
Tanya Bagnistein R.E.M. P.N.A. hired 1971-06-16 05:07:50	Former Second Overseer of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, underneith the Fifth statue of
Corey LeMagnusson H.Q.E.D R.E.M. Q.M.(PL) hired 2008-01-11 05:04:02	teaching assistant of	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, way past
Devon Quirkman M.U. hired 1990-07-24 11:12:01	Overseer	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, next door to the Seventh office of the portraite of sub-Dean of
Esmeralda C. Baldini P.Q.M.(PL) E.M.(PL) hired 1988-03-04 20:04:18	Adjunct janitor of Something	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, hidden by the Fifth statue of
Kirk Z. Belloni-Deniaudski hired 1979-03-24 02:11:13	Eighth Unwilling Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, underneith the portraite of the Third statue of sub-Prime Administrator of Something
Eduardo C. Snellski-Bergströmton H.N.S.F hired 2012-01-16 10:11:50	teaching assistant	Logic House, Fourth Floor, beyond the janitorial closet
Layla Yamamotoland-Mihajlovic hired 1974-01-16 01:03:24	Perpendicular Logic Eighth Professor	The Crescent, Fourth Floor, the Second statue of the statue of instructor of
Deion Y. Zubizarretamon E.M.(PL) hired 1972-06-28 22:08:29	Distinguished clerk of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Eighth Floor, behind the First statue of the office of instructor of Logic Perpendicular
Bill Di Sutherland H.N.A. hired 1975-06-14 04:09:10	Unwilling Sixth Professor of Logic Perpendicular	Logic House, Fifth Floor, right before the ladies restroom
Michael Brams N.A. hired 2012-11-30 04:02:16	clerk	Logic House, Seventh Floor, over the portraite of the First office of teaching assistant of
Bianca Di Sarnovnova P.N.S.F hired 1997-11-23 19:05:55	instructor of Perpendicular Logic	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, next to the portraite of
Kate Zielinski cc N.S.F hired 1986-06-03 08:04:51	Former instructor	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, way past the Second alcove
Theodore Q. Idoniman-Balogsen R.E.M. hired 2008-06-25 05:12:30	Something Sixth Former Overseer	The Crescent, Fourth Floor, hidden by the mens restroom
Briana Di Dvoraknova-De La Borosson X. hired 1967-02-10 12:01:45	sub-Prime Administrator of	Annex Building, over the Fifth statue of the janitorial closet
Wendy DuDi Specht-Bagni N.S.F cc hired 1970-10-01 20:05:49	Something sub-Prime Administrator	Annex Building, Second Floor, next door to the office of the Second statue of sub-Dean of
Jonathan St. Steinmann N.A. N.A. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Distinguished First Overseer of	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, way past the Fifth alcove
Fitzhugh Southgatenova-MacSuggitt N.A. cc hired 1975-05-04 23:10:53	Logic Perpendicular Eighth Professor	Annex Building, Third Floor, hidden by the Fourth statue of the Fourth office of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Kelly McIkin E.M.(PL) hired 1985-06-17 06:11:46	Eighth Adjunct sub-Prime Administrator of Something	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, beyond the mens restroom
Gordon H. Sundenmon hired 1999-05-27 17:05:09	Philosophy of Philosophy Second Former sub-Dean	The Crescent, behind the mens restroom
Aristides L. DuSedlakfeld P.Q.M.(PL) X.N.S.F hired 1987-09-24 09:01:17	sub-Dean of Perpendicular Logic	The Crescent, First Floor, beyond the First alcove
April De La Irving H.N.S.F. hired 1990-08-16 04:03:52	Logic Perpendicular	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, hidden by the portraite of the office of Professor of Logic Perpendicular
Oliver R. Baghdassarianski PL.D hired 1994-07-04 15:04:28	Temporary Seventh sub-Prime Administrator of Something	Logic House, Fifth Floor, underneith the janitorial closet
Herman Daalman X.N.S.F. hired 1989-07-06 17:11:54	janitor	, Fifth Floor, way past the ladies restroom
Luis Stromanfield PL.D H.N.S.F hired 1983-06-06 11:12:14	Fifth of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, over the Second statue of the janitorial closet
Nicholas Bondlov P.Q.M.(PL) Q.E.D hired 1992-03-08 03:11:56	Interim sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, the statue of the First office of clerk of Something
Lamar Selvaggio-McSt. Maoilseachlainn N.A. hired 2004-07-09 23:11:02	Perpendicular Logic teaching assistant	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, behind the First alcove
Aristotle De la Fontaineinov-Bancroft M.U. R.E.M. hired 1969-11-01 06:01:45	Something Seventh Adjunct instructor	Logic House, Eighth Floor, beyond the Sixth office of the office of janitor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Joseph A. Banik Q.M.(PL) hired 1974-03-27 01:06:38	Perpendicular Logic Professor	Annex Building, right before the Fourth statue of
Patrick Underhillmon cc R.E.M. Q.E.D hired 2001-10-29 07:08:19	Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, way past the Sixth alcove
Frank M. McYonkersberg H.N.A. H.Q.E.D hired 1970-09-06 17:10:08	Sixth Overseer of Something	Logic House, next to the janitorial closet
Rebekah U. McBertrandmon cc hired 2012-02-09 00:03:21	Logic Perpendicular teaching assistant	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, underneith the First alcove
Savanna Draganov-Sololand hired 2003-07-01 23:09:16	First Former sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic	The Crescent, Fourth Floor, behind the Eighth office of the ladies restroom
Alex Shakesheavelov-Braunski H.N.S.F. hired 1975-04-13 00:02:12	instructor	Logic House, Seventh Floor, way past the mens restroom
Calvin Seniormon E.M.(PL) hired 1995-04-01 22:10:42	Unwilling Seventh sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, underneith the office of the janitorial closet
Catherine DuZellweger N.S.F P.Q.E.D hired 1999-09-24 01:06:14	Fourth Professor	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, underneith the mens restroom
Braden J. St. Baldovinilund-Steed P.N.S.F. hired 2009-02-11 05:05:36	Professor of Something	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, right before the office of the mens restroom
Samuel Sato H. P.N.S.F. hired 1989-12-25 11:03:23	instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, way past the Eighth alcove
Kelsey Beaumont H.N.S.F. Q.M.(PL) hired 1967-08-27 03:01:58	Something Professor	Logic House, Eighth Floor, over the Third alcove
Aristides St. Sweetland N.A. Q.M.(PL) hired 2010-10-22 15:01:15	Distinguished Second janitor	Branleigh Hall, the Fourth statue of the Fourth statue of sub-Dean of Logic Perpendicular
Jeremiah B. Matevosianstein P. hired 2010-01-15 11:06:24	Professor of Something	Branleigh Hall, over
Keegan Zackary Murdochski-Satolund cc H.N.S.F cc hired 2001-10-29 10:02:48	Substitute janitor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, next to the First alcove
Johnny Mullanesen Q.M.(PL) hired 1980-05-22 20:07:12	Fourth instructor	Logic House, behind
Kendra Di Babic P.R.E.M. P.N.S.F N.S.F. hired 1980-12-16 22:12:19	Philosophy of Philosophy First	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, underneith the mens restroom
Patty LeIkin-Irving hired 1987-11-12 19:03:05	Distinguished sub-Dean of Perpendicular Logic	, Sixth Floor, way past the statue of the mens restroom
Hannah Maksimovsen-Bruhnsen hired 1987-03-30 09:08:45	Something Professor	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, hidden by the mens restroom
John D. Di Stefanofeld P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1997-03-19 01:11:56	Adjunct instructor	Annex Building, Eighth Floor, over the ladies restroom
Clive Solomon N.S.F H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1982-02-27 06:11:59	Perpendicular Logic Professor	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, way past the janitorial closet
Dakota DuDi Sutherland hired 1986-10-14 12:10:21	Something sub-Dean	Logic House, Fourth Floor, way past the Sixth alcove
Xavier St. Quick N.S.F. P.N.S.F. hired 1982-11-28 23:10:45	Philosophy of Philosophy instructor	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, next to the Seventh alcove
Nevaeh DuMustanenfield P.E.M.(PL) cc hired 2005-04-21 23:10:04	teaching assistant of Perpendicular Logic	, Sixth Floor, next door to
Peter Uptonlov H.Q.M.(PL) H.N.S.F hired 1965-04-18 05:01:16	Director of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, next to the Seventh statue of the mens restroom
Diego Brookston hired 1966-10-03 22:02:25	Sixth Former janitor of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, beyond the office of
Kai De La Quarklov N.S.F hired 1967-03-04 02:12:11	Director of Something	The Crescent, Second Floor, way past the Third office of the Third alcove
Marco MacBernardberg N.A. P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1982-01-13 15:04:26	Eighth Director of Logic Perpendicular	Logic House, Seventh Floor, behind
Jeffrey Ingersleben H.cc N.A. hired 1965-02-14 05:09:35	Eighth instructor	The Crescent, Fourth Floor, underneith the statue of the ladies restroom
Brock W. McMurray-McZelenkofeld hired 1967-09-21 07:02:53	Philosophy of Philosophy Interim Fourth Director	, behind the office of
Isaiah Bondfield X.N.S.F. hired 1989-10-21 22:03:40	Former sub-Prime Administrator of Philosophy of Philosophy	Annex Building, Third Floor, hidden by
Ronald Dunst-Ingerslebenstein Q.E.D hired 1968-12-31 22:08:30	janitor of Something	The Crescent, First Floor, beyond the Sixth office of
Lydia Demirci Q.M.(PL) PL.D hired 1979-11-17 11:04:32	sub-Prime Administrator of	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, next to the Sixth office of the Sixth alcove
Jose P. Quaranta X.E.M.(PL) hired 1990-04-25 08:03:51	Perpendicular Logic Temporary instructor	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, way past the office of the mens restroom
Zachary Z. Bokori Q.M.(PL) hired 2009-10-25 22:12:57	Professor of Something	Administration Building, First Floor, way past the Sixth alcove
Brooklyn C. Ichigoland N.A. hired 1982-04-20 01:05:03	Overseer of Something	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, hidden by
Teddy Y. Quigleynova N.A. Q.M.(PL) hired 1977-09-23 14:03:31	Logic Perpendicular Third Director	Branleigh Hall, over the portraite of the mens restroom
Atticus McBuchananlund H.N.S.F. hired 2010-05-29 03:09:14	Something Sixth Director	, Fourth Floor, next door to
Cooper U. Bedrosianlund PL.D hired 1974-07-26 02:04:21	Former janitor of	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, right before
Hannah LeMullenski R.E.M. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	of Something	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, over the office of
Corey Simsstein-MacBuckholtzland hired 2007-08-09 06:04:41	sub-Dean of	Administration Building, Third Floor, underneith the mens restroom
Johnathan Di Berger Q.E.D hired 1985-05-03 07:04:36	First Director of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, Fifth Floor, right before the Fifth office of the office of clerk of Philosophy of Philosophy
Manuel LeMerricksonnova P.N.S.F Q.M.(PL) hired 1982-11-04 04:01:34	Philosophy of Philosophy sub-Dean	Administration Building, First Floor, right before the office of the mens restroom
Tomas Zielinskilund H.E.M.(PL) hired 1991-12-23 20:11:16	Distinguished sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Second Floor, over the janitorial closet
Caitlyn Stroman cc hired 1972-06-02 11:04:22	teaching assistant of Something	The Crescent, way past
Maria G. Dimitrov-LeBlancberg H.cc H.N.S.F H.cc hired 1968-05-12 17:08:21	Logic Perpendicular Temporary	Logic House, next to the Third alcove
Rafael J. Merricksonski Q.M.(PL) hired 2011-10-25 20:08:37	janitor of	, underneith the mens restroom
Miguel S. Baloghson N.A. hired 1972-07-21 14:04:37	Professor	Logic House, Second Floor, behind
Simon MacZeemanland-Baudinton R.E.M. hired 2008-09-22 15:07:14	Perpendicular Logic Eighth sub-Dean	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, behind
Aidan Spellmeyerson H.Q.E.D N.A. hired 2002-05-27 01:04:55	Perpendicular Logic Substitute sub-Dean	The Crescent, First Floor, beyond the portraite of the ladies restroom
Gavin Becker cc X.cc hired 1997-11-28 10:10:15	Adjunct teaching assistant	Administration Building, Third Floor, underneith the portraite of the portraite of sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logi
Oscar N. DuMoreaunova Q.M.(PL) hired 1965-01-30 06:02:12	Philosophy of Philosophy Eighth Adjunct janitor	Logic House, over the Seventh statue of the ladies restroom
Reagan Bul hired 2008-09-10 12:07:52	Eighth Professor of	Logic House, Third Floor, next to
Simon Z. De La Baráthton hired 1993-03-16 09:02:36	janitor of Logic Perpendicular	Logic House, right before the ladies restroom
Joshua S. LeZoltánfiton H.N.A. cc hired 2012-03-14 22:02:33	Perpendicular Logic Eighth Professor	Logic House, Seventh Floor, hidden by the Fifth statue of
Ernesto Bartolomeoberg N.A. hired 2005-08-18 22:02:57	Third Visiting Overseer of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, next door to the First statue of the office of sub-Dean of Something
Jayla W. DuMatevosianmon-Singh cc H.N.A. Q.E.D hired 1992-11-24 22:09:22	Something Temporary Professor	, Third Floor, over the mens restroom
Ruby Dvorak hired 1968-10-19 11:08:45	Former Fourth Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Annex Building, Eighth Floor, underneith the ladies restroom
Omar Malone-DuDe la Fontainelund P.PL.D PL.D hired 1978-04-14 05:08:48	teaching assistant of Philosophy of Philosophy	Annex Building, Sixth Floor, the portraite of the Fourth statue of Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Dustin Zivkovic P.N.S.F. N.A. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Logic Perpendicular Unwilling Director	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, next to the office of the mens restroom
Ashlyn Seabrookenova E.M.(PL) X.N.A. hired 2008-11-05 19:01:10	Philosophy of Philosophy clerk	Administration Building, underneith the Seventh alcove
Marco Blaise P.Q.M.(PL) H.N.S.F Q.M.(PL) hired 1966-07-25 01:03:49	Logic Perpendicular Temporary clerk	The Crescent, Sixth Floor, way past the First alcove
Adrian De La Sungton N.A. hired 1969-12-28 07:07:10	Perpendicular Logic sub-Prime Administrator	Logic House, Second Floor, next door to the portraite of the First statue of clerk of Something
Mckenna E. De La Di Stefanolov P.N.S.F hired 1977-05-25 19:02:01		The Crescent, Fourth Floor, hidden by the statue of the statue of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Claudia Baumannfeld P.N.A. hired 1966-03-16 11:12:07	teaching assistant of Something	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, over the ladies restroom
Juliana De La Braddockson Q.M.(PL) PL.D hired 2008-06-11 17:12:40	Adjunct sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, behind the portraite of
Noel Bruhnnova X.R.E.M. P.N.A. hired 1991-11-13 08:04:36	Logic Perpendicular Seventh Adjunct clerk	Administration Building, Third Floor, the Fifth statue of the mens restroom
Danielle DuSpechtfield-Slusserlund H.cc hired 2008-08-15 21:12:48	Second Visiting instructor of Logic Perpendicular	, next door to the Fourth office of the mens restroom
Frank F. LeMcBolívar N.S.F. hired 1978-08-13 05:09:40	Unwilling Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, behind the janitorial closet
Makenzie De La Moschella hired 1978-09-16 21:03:58	sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, next door to the office of the statue of clerk of Logic Perpendicular
Augustine Musilson-Bachmannova H.N.A. hired 1995-10-15 13:07:50	Logic Perpendicular Fourth Adjunct janitor	, Fourth Floor, the Seventh office of the janitorial closet
Tyrus T. Dubois-Shakesheave hired 1972-11-01 14:09:00	instructor of Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, right before the portraite of the portraite of sub-Dean of Perpendicular Logic
Molly DuZangari E.M.(PL) hired 1981-07-30 20:06:28	Logic Perpendicular Sixth Professor	, Sixth Floor, next door to the mens restroom
Brett W. Marqueringh-Di DCruz H.N.S.F. X.cc hired 1977-02-14 07:08:41	First Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, over the janitorial closet
Laura Mustanenski Q.M.(PL) hired 1978-04-27 17:10:01	Perpendicular Logic First Unwilling Director	Logic House, First Floor, next door to the Second alcove
Alex Braun H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1968-11-29 12:09:45	janitor of	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, over the statue of the janitorial closet
Byron Bulgarimon N.A. H.Q.E.D hired 1987-10-24 06:11:46	teaching assistant of Logic Perpendicular	, way past the Sixth alcove
Kendra St. Yamadafeld R.E.M. hired 1973-10-01 04:12:07	Director of Logic Perpendicular	, First Floor, next to the mens restroom
Ethan St. Monday P.cc cc hired 1980-03-16 11:02:57	Sixth Interim Director of Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, next to the Fifth alcove
Matthew McMaddoxmon-Black P.Q.E.D P.R.E.M. hired 2004-09-23 13:02:39	Something Professor	Logic House, right before
Peyton McBartosmon Q.M.(PL) hired 1973-09-15 19:09:54	Unwilling Third Overseer	Logic House, next to the ladies restroom
Leonardo Stoddardlund P.M.U. X.R.E.M. hired 2010-09-12 10:04:48	Director of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, Third Floor, next door to the statue of the Sixth office of Professor of Something
Alondra Ingolfs N.S.F P.E.M.(PL) hired 1978-08-26 14:04:43	of Something	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, behind the janitorial closet
Erica M. Dubois X.Q.M.(PL) hired 2005-04-12 06:11:46	Visiting Professor of	The Crescent, Second Floor, next door to the mens restroom
Vivian Downerson hired 2000-07-05 10:01:31	Something Second janitor	The Crescent, underneith the office of the ladies restroom
Jalen Summerfieldlov-MacMihajlovicsen Q.M.(PL) H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1973-09-25 05:02:14	Unwilling Fifth Professor of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, next to
Olivia Di Sitz P.PL.D hired 1968-02-04 01:12:33	Eighth of Perpendicular Logic	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, the Eighth office of
Ricardo Di Montagnestein-DuZurawberg R.E.M. hired 1973-11-22 04:08:29	Temporary janitor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, over the office of the ladies restroom
Tatiana Sorg-Underhill H.N.A. N.S.F hired 2008-01-15 10:09:47	Something Visiting Professor	Administration Building, hidden by the mens restroom
Harvey J. Dahlinov N.S.F hired 1972-05-22 18:06:40	Perpendicular Logic janitor	Administration Building, Third Floor, next to the statue of the Second statue of sub-Prime Administrator of Something
Henri McDoležalman N.A. H.cc hired 1969-07-15 04:03:58	Perpendicular Logic Professor	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, hidden by
Peter MacSteinmann hired 1984-04-03 21:10:33	Perpendicular Logic Third janitor	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, way past
Jasmin Moretti hired 2001-10-14 12:09:35	Something Visiting	Logic House, Seventh Floor, way past the statue of
Kenneth Downerson-Bai hired 2009-09-25 10:03:31	Eighth Professor of	The Crescent, Third Floor, the ladies restroom
Serena De La Shineinov P.Q.E.D hired 2006-09-28 23:05:42	Something Seventh Substitute	Administration Building, First Floor, over the portraite of the portraite of of Philosophy of Philosophy
Tristan Zilberschlag H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1976-10-23 23:09:02	Adjunct Director of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, over the office of the ladies restroom
Earl DuBobalski X.N.S.F. hired 1973-12-24 08:01:53	Logic Perpendicular Visiting Fifth teaching assistant	Annex Building, First Floor, the janitorial closet
Kiara De La Di Banister hired 1985-11-02 16:03:03	janitor of Something	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, right before the portraite of the portraite of instructor of
Tessa S. Baumann X.PL.D hired 2007-01-09 00:03:02	sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, underneith the statue of
Teddy Bustolund-MacDoležal PL.D hired 2004-07-27 21:02:51	Temporary Seventh teaching assistant of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, underneith the janitorial closet
Darrick MacMondayland X.Q.M.(PL) PL.D hired 1966-01-24 00:09:11	Temporary of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, right before the statue of the janitorial closet
Alex J. Swango P.N.A. hired 1987-11-18 20:07:25	Perpendicular Logic Fifth Unwilling Professor	Logic House, Sixth Floor, next to
Spencer Babineaux-Daskalov P.N.A. N.A. hired 1967-09-11 22:01:59	Sixth of	, Seventh Floor, next door to the ladies restroom
Karla B. Bates-LeDaltonsen hired 2003-01-28 09:03:16	clerk of Something	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, way past the statue of
Casey E. DuBateslund-LeYong Q.E.D hired 1990-07-13 04:05:49	Logic Perpendicular Adjunct Second Professor	, Sixth Floor, behind the Sixth alcove
Edouard McDaskalov N.S.F hired 2009-12-23 14:12:54	Interim Fifth Professor	Logic House, Eighth Floor, beyond the Second alcove
Ida Moorsfield Q.M.(PL) N.S.F hired 1990-03-23 11:06:53	Something Professor	Logic House, Third Floor, right before the janitorial closet
Derrick De La LeSzwedko N.S.F Q.M.(PL) hired 1994-11-21 16:08:29	Something Eighth Distinguished instructor	Branleigh Hall, next to the Fourth office of the mens restroom
Kailey St. Di Dirk-Zilberschlag P.N.A. hired 1966-12-12 18:12:11	Adjunct Eighth Professor of	Logic House, First Floor, over the portraite of the Fifth office of Professor of Something
Liliana Z. DuMonetlund P. N.S.F. hired 1973-05-30 21:03:09	Logic Perpendicular Temporary Professor	Logic House, Fourth Floor, the ladies restroom
Javier LeIbsenlund-Di Stefanomon X.PL.D hired 1978-12-01 15:12:02	Something instructor	Logic House, right before the janitorial closet
Gracie Breen P.R.E.M. hired 1975-06-01 20:03:12	Former instructor of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, the ladies restroom
Blake Zeemanlov hired 1974-01-05 07:04:46	Logic Perpendicular Interim clerk	Logic House, Third Floor, right before the Fifth office of the mens restroom
Heather Di Mosesberg P.N.S.F hired 1966-04-11 15:07:18	Second of	Branleigh Hall, underneith
William L. Breenfield H.PL.D cc hired 1977-05-29 21:08:47	Distinguished sub-Dean of	Logic House, Eighth Floor, behind the statue of the office of teaching assistant of Philosophy of Philosophy
Hayley De La McBeckett PL.D hired 2000-06-24 23:08:21	Philosophy of Philosophy Adjunct Eighth sub-Dean	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, next door to the statue of the Eighth statue of sub-Prime Administrator of Something
Calumet De La Möllerman PL.D H.PL.D hired 2010-02-28 08:05:19	Third Temporary instructor of Something	Annex Building, Third Floor, next door to the statue of the portraite of Overseer of
Jaden Murdock hired 2011-05-11 03:04:49	Perpendicular Logic Temporary Overseer	The Crescent, over
Ivan G. Murdochberg-Bertrand hired 2005-05-28 02:08:25	Perpendicular Logic instructor	Annex Building, Fourth Floor, beyond the Sixth office of the statue of Professor of Logic Perpendicular
Isaiah Moorenstein X.N.A. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, Fifth Floor, underneith the office of the Third alcove
Tammy MacQuintana-Sigurdsson N.A. N.A. hired 2001-09-23 13:03:05	Overseer	, Eighth Floor,
Carson Y. Ma P.PL.D P.M.U. hired 2003-10-30 21:12:14	Something Distinguished instructor	, Third Floor, the ladies restroom
Christopher DCruzsen Q.M.(PL) hired 2000-05-25 22:07:25	Something Second Professor	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, hidden by the portraite of the Sixth alcove
Riley Bager H.N.A. M.U. hired 1985-01-15 05:06:53	Something Substitute	Administration Building, next door to the Eighth alcove
Garrett Ingersleben E.M.(PL) P. hired 1996-11-21 06:07:33	Perpendicular Logic Third Temporary clerk	The Crescent, First Floor, hidden by the Fifth office of the Fifth statue of instructor of Perpendicular Logic
Aliyah Badcock-McDuBergfalk N.A. H.cc hired 1984-12-01 06:09:34	Former Fourth clerk of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, behind the mens restroom
Jackson I. Ionescu-Bobalstein X. H.Q.E.D N.A. hired 1966-07-27 06:07:54	Professor of	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, over the Fourth statue of the portraite of instructor of Logic Perpendicular
Mark LeSheedysen-Muellerstein P.N.S.F. Q.M.(PL) hired 2007-03-06 19:01:41	clerk of Perpendicular Logic	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, next to the janitorial closet
Duke Brandt-LeMusillov N.S.F hired 1976-08-02 05:11:12	Perpendicular Logic Visiting clerk	, behind the office of the Fourth statue of Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Nathaniel V. Sponaugle N.A. hired 1986-10-30 15:07:42	Perpendicular Logic instructor	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, the Eighth statue of the Eighth alcove
Cory Molloy P.N.S.F hired 2004-12-01 05:09:35	Interim First Professor of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, behind the Fifth office of the mens restroom
Walter Sangsterfeld P.N.A. H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1965-03-10 20:07:37	Unwilling sub-Dean of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, First Floor, next to the Second office of the janitorial closet
Atticus K. Mortensennova R.E.M. hired 1986-10-26 00:02:13	Former Seventh Professor of Logic Perpendicular	, Fifth Floor, next to the Sixth office of the portraite of janitor of Something
Peyton Yoyodyne H.PL.D H.Q.E.D hired 2011-02-23 11:11:10	sub-Dean of Something	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, underneith the janitorial closet
Virginie Barnes Q.E.D cc hired 1992-11-25 07:05:19	Philosophy of Philosophy Substitute sub-Prime Administrator	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, next to the Seventh statue of the mens restroom
Emmanuel Di Sparksinov H.cc hired 1981-05-16 04:09:06	instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, Second Floor, underneith the statue of the janitorial closet
Matthew DuBond H.Q.E.D hired 1971-10-24 05:11:24	sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	, underneith the statue of the statue of of Philosophy of Philosophy
Trenton Unterbrink X.PL.D hired 2003-06-28 20:05:11	Something Third Director	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, hidden by the portraite of the First statue of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Wesley Somogyi-Di Mottersheadsen N.A. N.A. hired 2003-11-12 11:08:46	Philosophy of Philosophy instructor	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, beyond the Second statue of the portraite of instructor of Logic Perpendicular
Shawn F. St. DuBagni P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1977-03-06 05:02:36	Fourth Substitute Professor of Logic Perpendicular	Logic House, Eighth Floor, next to the office of the mens restroom
Vincent E. St. MacBodnár-Midgleyski P.cc PL.D H.cc hired 1987-02-21 04:05:28	Philosophy of Philosophy janitor	The Crescent, Fifth Floor, beyond the office of the janitorial closet
Camille St. Buckholtz N.S.F hired 1979-01-15 04:10:14	Professor of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, over the Fourth office of the Fourth statue of Overseer of Something
Erie LeMuhammadlund-MacMcYoyodyne P.R.E.M. hired 1994-03-21 16:02:20	Temporary Professor of	Logic House, Seventh Floor, hidden by the ladies restroom
Lee Bergerson PL.D H.N.A. hired 1978-09-25 14:07:34	clerk of	Annex Building, Fourth Floor, the portraite of the Fifth alcove
Brett De La Sudworth N.S.F hired 1996-07-26 10:05:38	sub-Prime Administrator of Something	, Sixth Floor, underneith the ladies restroom
Pablo Ionescuman N.A. H.PL.D hired 1980-06-06 15:06:02	Logic Perpendicular clerk	Logic House, the office of the janitorial closet
Don Santana-Spillum E.M.(PL) hired 1967-12-13 19:07:33	Unwilling instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, over the statue of the office of of Something
Gerardo M. Dimitrov hired 1988-08-28 09:08:52	Former Professor of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, Third Floor, hidden by the ladies restroom
Dawson W. MacQuarkson N.A. hired 1966-10-26 04:03:16	Philosophy of Philosophy Distinguished	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, underneith the portraite of the statue of teaching assistant of Logic Perpendicular
Rebekah McDuSomogyi Q.E.D PL.D hired 1968-02-28 05:02:16	of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, Fourth Floor, next to
Antonio P. Babineaux P.M.U. hired 1983-07-20 18:05:33	Substitute clerk	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, next door to the office of the statue of of Perpendicular Logic
Spud N. Singhfeld-Swenhaugenlov hired 2004-08-30 17:06:44	janitor of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, Sixth Floor, way past
Cassandra Quinoneslund Q.M.(PL) P.PL.D hired 1999-04-15 14:01:11	Logic Perpendicular teaching assistant	The Crescent, First Floor, hidden by the First office of the ladies restroom
Jordyn Bagnison N.A. hired 1982-09-25 14:10:06	Philosophy of Philosophy Sixth Adjunct Professor	Administration Building, next door to the Fourth statue of the ladies restroom
Christopher Di Murdoch H.Q.M.(PL) X.N.S.F. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Overseer of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, next to the mens restroom
Colby Ioannidis-Quinn hired 2010-03-15 06:12:53	sub-Prime Administrator of Something	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, next to the office of the janitorial closet
Philippe Mulryanton-Ingerslebenberg P.Q.E.D Q.M.(PL) hired 1981-08-04 20:04:19	Something Professor	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, next to the ladies restroom
Nathan Szabolcsiton hired 1968-06-29 16:06:38	Perpendicular Logic Distinguished Sixth Professor	, right before the janitorial closet
Rafael R. Smeetsfeld X.E.M.(PL) cc hired 1990-11-16 12:03:26	Perpendicular Logic Substitute sub-Dean	Administration Building, underneith the janitorial closet
Bradley Sokolov-LeSummers N.S.F N.S.F. hired 1982-07-08 04:01:18	Perpendicular Logic First Temporary instructor	Logic House, Third Floor, beyond the statue of the statue of Overseer of Perpendicular Logic
Churchill Ioannidis hired 1991-05-07 13:11:40	Something Adjunct instructor	Annex Building, way past the janitorial closet
Christian McMacDesjardins hired 2007-06-30 22:07:40	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, Second Floor, right before the ladies restroom
Jillian P. Strudwick cc R.E.M. hired 1969-08-17 00:12:13	Seventh Former janitor of	The Crescent, next to the ladies restroom
Adrian McDeniaudstein N.A. hired 1992-09-24 01:02:17	sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, next door to the portraite of the Seventh statue of janitor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Camryn P. LeDi Stefanonova-Zielinskiberg N.S.F. hired 1992-06-02 11:11:15	Professor	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, beyond the statue of the Sixth alcove
Jackson St. Banik N.A. hired 1978-04-17 08:03:17	Something	Annex Building, Sixth Floor, beyond the Fifth alcove
Frank Murphy N.S.F cc hired 2006-10-21 11:10:39	instructor of	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, over the Third office of the Third office of clerk of Logic Perpendicular
Shannon Yoxallberg P.N.A. hired 2006-02-24 15:02:31	Professor of	Annex Building, Second Floor, underneith
Javier Du Q.E.D P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1992-07-01 14:10:34	janitor of Something	, Third Floor, beyond the statue of the Eighth office of of
Charles Bagerlov N.A. N.A. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Former of Philosophy of Philosophy	Annex Building, Sixth Floor, beyond the Fifth alcove
Mercedes Summerfieldfeld N.A. H.N.A. N.A. hired 1993-04-13 12:06:13	Professor	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, over the portraite of the office of teaching assistant of
Brooklyn Bernard N.S.F. hired 2004-10-11 13:10:30	Logic Perpendicular Professor	, Fifth Floor, right before the office of the Second statue of Overseer of Philosophy of Philosophy
Timothy DuDe Snaaijerlund hired 1970-11-20 16:08:56	of Philosophy of Philosophy	Annex Building, First Floor, next to the statue of the mens restroom
Buster Brand N.S.F N.A. hired 2011-07-20 15:10:04	Logic Perpendicular instructor	, beyond the portraite of the Second office of instructor of Logic Perpendicular
Antonio DuBreckenridge P.N.S.F. H.Q.M.(PL) M.U. hired 1976-03-29 02:01:39	Second Adjunct sub-Dean of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, way past the janitorial closet
Philip LeStroudinov-McDragovic N.A. N.S.F hired 1983-02-23 06:07:43	Something Director	, Sixth Floor, beyond the Fourth alcove
Kameron De La Meeuweszensen E.M.(PL) cc hired 1997-11-03 20:09:55	Something Eighth	Administration Building, Third Floor, beyond the statue of the statue of clerk of
Jayden McSlusserberg hired 1989-06-10 04:04:21	Unwilling Professor of	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, beyond the Third statue of the janitorial closet
Matthew Mlynarik-Barber M.U. N.A. hired 1992-03-21 20:11:17	Substitute Director	The Crescent, First Floor, hidden by the ladies restroom
Isaac MacYamamoto-Sorg H.E.M.(PL) cc hired 1971-03-28 19:08:21	Professor of Perpendicular Logic	, over the mens restroom
Bret H. Bertrand X.N.S.F. P.Q.E.D hired 1993-07-31 01:01:32	Something teaching assistant	Annex Building, beyond the office of the mens restroom
Aubrey G. Mortensenski R.E.M. cc hired 1967-10-24 00:08:42	Perpendicular Logic Former Professor	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, the janitorial closet
Lorenzo Markovsen H.Q.M.(PL) hired 2011-06-14 09:12:35	janitor of	The Crescent, Fourth Floor, behind the First office of the First alcove
Henri Sparkssen-Desjardins N.A. H.cc hired 2004-09-11 07:04:29	Fourth Interim janitor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, First Floor, hidden by the Second office of
Robert De La Spechtman P.E.M.(PL) Q.E.D N.A. hired 1982-06-28 10:10:25	Perpendicular Logic Eighth Substitute teaching assistant	The Crescent, First Floor, next to the mens restroom
Teddy T. Sparks X. hired 1980-10-06 01:07:05	teaching assistant	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, right before the office of the Second office of of Something
Demos DuDi Bulgari X.N.A. hired 1973-04-23 08:05:19	Perpendicular Logic First Unwilling teaching assistant	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, way past the statue of
Cole Idoni-McBartosson R.E.M. N.A. X.R.E.M. hired 1998-04-19 20:05:47	Interim janitor of	, Sixth Floor, behind the janitorial closet
Rene Stoppelbein N.S.F. cc Q.E.D hired 2010-12-10 15:02:16	clerk of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, beyond the First statue of the ladies restroom
Sam St. Breenstein-Ioannidiston H.E.M.(PL) hired 1999-05-01 02:09:03	Something Interim Sixth sub-Dean	Annex Building, First Floor, hidden by the Sixth statue of the Sixth office of sub-Prime Administrator of Philosophy of Philosop
Deion Möller hired 1981-10-09 03:09:23	Something Director	, Fourth Floor, beyond the office of the First statue of Overseer of
Lydia H. Di Zlatkov X.E.M.(PL) hired 1997-10-24 17:03:09	Perpendicular Logic Substitute Fourth sub-Prime Administrator	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, next to the portraite of the mens restroom
Rebekah Di Schwarzeneggerinov X.N.A. hired 2001-06-24 17:05:15	Something janitor	Annex Building, underneith the mens restroom
Valerie Ibsen M.U. hired 2002-03-27 23:01:04	Perpendicular Logic instructor	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, next to the portraite of the statue of instructor of Logic Perpendicular
Cecilia Mulder X.N.A. P.N.A. hired 1986-06-18 20:11:58	Sixth janitor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, way past the portraite of the ladies restroom
Keegan Zackary De La Brahmsstein-Blumenthal X.cc PL.D hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Eighth teaching assistant of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, Eighth Floor, over the ladies restroom
Jamie Dykstrafeld N.A. N.S.F N.A. hired 1996-11-06 04:10:49	Perpendicular Logic sub-Prime Administrator	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, beyond the office of the statue of Professor of Logic Perpendicular
Collin V. MacMulryan R.E.M. Q.M.(PL) hired 1987-07-28 17:04:55	Third of Logic Perpendicular	, Fifth Floor, next door to the statue of the janitorial closet
Madelyn B. De La Báthoryland P.Q.E.D hired 2012-02-09 19:01:49	Temporary instructor of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, Fourth Floor, next to the Second alcove
Brayden U. DuMolloysen R.E.M. R.E.M. hired 1986-03-22 00:03:34	Unwilling	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, underneith the mens restroom
Victor Bordelonman cc hired 1991-10-18 08:09:31	Unwilling Overseer of Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, Third Floor, the mens restroom
Nate Bushinov N.A. P.Q.E.D cc hired 1992-05-06 17:04:25	Distinguished janitor of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, Third Floor, right before the janitorial closet
Joel Blackstein X.N.A. X.N.S.F. hired 2003-06-07 11:02:50	Perpendicular Logic Interim Second instructor	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, next to the statue of the portraite of janitor of Something
Nancy Di Spada N.A. P.E.M.(PL) hired 1965-12-28 00:07:08	Unwilling Fourth instructor	, Seventh Floor, hidden by the Eighth statue of the portraite of sub-Dean of Perpendicular Logic
Simon Duboisson X.N.S.F hired 1986-12-31 08:02:47	Professor of	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, underneith the statue of
Nicolas U. McZolnerowich E.M.(PL) H.M.U. hired 1983-11-19 12:09:05	Professor of	Logic House, Seventh Floor, next door to the Third statue of the janitorial closet
Lizbeth Moriartyland P.N.A. hired 1979-02-23 12:08:36	janitor of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, over the Sixth office of the ladies restroom
Hannah Zangari-Stanton H. hired 1995-06-16 11:09:54	Perpendicular Logic Substitute clerk	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, beyond the statue of the First alcove
Melissa MacStarkmon-Slootmaekers P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1997-07-16 18:12:28	Professor of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, underneith the Sixth statue of the ladies restroom
Arianna MacSpikerinov Q.M.(PL) P.cc hired 1991-09-21 05:07:32	teaching assistant	, Sixth Floor, right before the office of
Kara Downer N.S.F. P.R.E.M. hired 1990-02-24 22:05:37	Eighth Professor	, Fifth Floor,
Kyra Szombathysen H.N.A. H.N.A. hired 1994-06-20 01:04:49	Something sub-Dean	Branleigh Hall, next to the portraite of the mens restroom
Gabrielle LeDuZellweger P.N.A. H.E.M.(PL) M.U. hired 2000-05-13 03:04:56	Sixth clerk	, Seventh Floor, the portraite of the Seventh office of janitor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Jacob G. Yong N.S.F P.N.S.F. hired 2009-07-14 10:12:47	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Eighth Floor, way past the Fourth office of the Fourth statue of janitor of Logic Perpendicular
Austin Di Quicklund Q.M.(PL) hired 1986-02-12 06:04:44	Something Sixth Director	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, next door to the Third alcove
Isaac Bokorilund cc hired 2010-08-13 19:02:10	Something Interim sub-Dean	Annex Building, next door to the portraite of the ladies restroom
Rina Moraveclov-Matveevland hired 1981-08-10 17:01:53	Fourth Distinguished Professor	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, next door to the ladies restroom
Florence Sung P.cc R.E.M. hired 1981-11-22 08:12:16	Logic Perpendicular Professor	Administration Building, hidden by the Fourth alcove
Tristan Bokornova Q.M.(PL) H.cc hired 1992-11-21 09:04:34	sub-Prime Administrator of Something	The Crescent, Second Floor, underneith the portraite of the office of clerk of Logic Perpendicular
Owen H. St. Blevin-Blackfeld H.N.S.F. hired 2005-08-11 22:10:05	Philosophy of Philosophy Sixth sub-Dean	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, next door to
Erie Buckleymon cc H.PL.D hired 1992-09-08 13:11:29	Logic Perpendicular Visiting janitor	The Crescent, Second Floor, over the mens restroom
Lorenzo Zeeman hired 1979-03-09 05:05:33	Perpendicular Logic instructor	Annex Building, Eighth Floor, behind the mens restroom
Chris Spellmeyerinov Q.M.(PL) N.A. P.Q.M.(PL) hired 2001-11-06 10:12:24	Second Overseer	, First Floor, over the First office of the statue of of Perpendicular Logic
Calvin Daalmanski hired 1994-08-19 20:09:24	Second sub-Dean of	, Fifth Floor, behind the janitorial closet
Alondra St John-Morrisssen hired 1985-08-17 18:05:57	Philosophy of Philosophy Professor	, Second Floor, the Eighth alcove
Naomi O. Spechtlov H.N.S.F. H. hired 1999-08-22 01:06:52	Logic Perpendicular Overseer	Annex Building, First Floor, hidden by the statue of
Lindsey Di Muyskensinov-LeBlaisestein H.R.E.M. N.S.F. hired 1990-06-14 02:05:25	Second Interim Professor of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, next door to the office of
Debby St Martinnova X.Q.E.D hired 1995-09-28 11:12:21	Something	Administration Building, next to the First statue of the mens restroom
Selena Y. Meeuweszen X.cc N.S.F. N.A. hired 1999-04-12 14:01:27	Something Director	Administration Building, behind the mens restroom
Miles Skovgaardfeld E.M.(PL) cc hired 2011-02-12 16:10:55	Visiting Sixth of	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, the office of the mens restroom
Emmanuel Sokolowskimon P.Q.M.(PL) hired 2011-04-06 17:05:22	instructor of Perpendicular Logic	, Seventh Floor, hidden by the mens restroom
Biff De La Szabolcsi N.S.F hired 2002-09-14 04:10:54	Perpendicular Logic Overseer	Logic House, next door to
Allyson DuDoctor N.S.F M.U. hired 1966-05-13 23:07:02	Professor of	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, way past the portraite of the portraite of sub-Prime Administrator of
Lindsey DuSchubert N.S.F X.N.A. H.cc hired 2006-05-06 07:06:46	Fourth teaching assistant of	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, right before the statue of the portraite of sub-Prime Administrator of Logic Perpendicular
Julianna S. Murray hired 1998-07-26 17:01:38	Logic Perpendicular Substitute Professor	, beyond the statue of the First office of Professor of Something
Cicero Mulloyski N.S.F P.N.A. hired 2005-01-13 19:05:05	Temporary Professor of Something	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, underneith the janitorial closet
Fitzhugh F. Muyskensfeld M.U. P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1966-11-07 11:10:05	Overseer of Something	Administration Building, Third Floor, the portraite of the office of of Something
Danielle Y. St. Sloan N.S.F E.M.(PL) hired 1988-02-27 01:03:03	Something Interim Professor	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, way past the statue of the Third alcove
Damon Stainthorpemon P.PL.D H.M.U. N.A. hired 1999-10-19 03:05:17	Overseer	Logic House, Fourth Floor, right before the statue of the office of instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy
David McBrams H. P.cc hired 1994-08-28 01:03:32	Interim Third sub-Prime Administrator of Something	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, next to the Fifth alcove
Andy X. Bul-Mihajlovic X.E.M.(PL) N.A. hired 2002-09-30 16:08:43	Overseer of	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, behind the Fourth office of the office of of Philosophy of Philosophy
Heaven G. Dubois N.S.F hired 1971-05-18 14:12:15	Substitute janitor of	Logic House, Fourth Floor, next door to the Sixth statue of the mens restroom
Rousseau Suggitt N.A. hired 1978-06-26 20:10:20	Sixth Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, beyond the ladies restroom
Deion De La Ingerslebenlov-McSalvage PL.D R.E.M. hired 2004-05-20 13:02:36	Seventh janitor of	The Crescent, Third Floor, over the Second alcove
Tanya LeMcXanthopoulos cc N.A. hired 1991-12-05 05:05:13	Something Professor	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, behind the office of the mens restroom
Cole Boonlov N.A. Q.E.D hired 1969-01-07 06:05:13	Director of Something	The Crescent, way past the mens restroom
Peter St. Songman Q.M.(PL) H.M.U. PL.D hired 2001-06-18 14:10:07	Logic Perpendicular Third Unwilling janitor	The Crescent, Fourth Floor, hidden by the First alcove
Stephen MacDukeland-Strangeski E.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1980-12-17 05:06:25	Logic Perpendicular Eighth Temporary Director	Administration Building, Second Floor, right before the office of the Eighth alcove
Joaquin Berger hired 1991-09-16 18:09:40	Something Seventh teaching assistant	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, over the ladies restroom
Derrick Brunoson hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	janitor of	The Crescent, underneith the office of the portraite of Director of Something
Roberto MacZegherfeld E.M.(PL) H.N.A. hired 1971-12-31 12:03:08	Former Professor of Something	Annex Building, Fourth Floor, next door to the mens restroom
Michaela Sponaugleberg N.S.F hired 1966-04-12 15:03:06	Professor of Logic Perpendicular	, Seventh Floor, the janitorial closet
Noah Mulloy-Mulryan P.PL.D hired 1996-05-01 21:02:23	Sixth Overseer	, next to the portraite of the Fourth office of sub-Dean of Perpendicular Logic
Victor Mozdzierzski R.E.M. hired 1994-08-26 15:09:09	Interim Overseer of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Sixth Floor, next to the Fourth alcove
Brian Di Merricksonfield H.N.A. E.M.(PL) hired 2001-08-26 07:05:38	Perpendicular Logic Temporary Professor	Logic House, way past the mens restroom
Valerie I. Stroman Q.M.(PL) hired 1984-11-25 10:10:30	Philosophy of Philosophy teaching assistant	The Crescent, Fifth Floor, behind the mens restroom
Monica De La Brewerland Q.E.D hired 1987-11-25 20:02:33	Director of	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, the statue of the janitorial closet
Ike St. Baldinison N.S.F PL.D hired 2004-06-10 12:06:45	Interim sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, next to the statue of
Jordan Yamatofeld hired 1975-02-20 21:02:50	First teaching assistant of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, next door to the Third office of the janitorial closet
Madison Duboismon hired 1993-04-22 22:10:15	Visiting Eighth clerk of Logic Perpendicular	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, the office of the janitorial closet
Diamond Stromanland N.S.F. Q.M.(PL) hired 1984-01-22 12:04:27	Something Eighth Professor	The Crescent, Third Floor, underneith the janitorial closet
Andrew D. McDuBlevin H.R.E.M. Q.E.D hired 1993-05-19 15:05:36	clerk of Perpendicular Logic	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, next to the Fourth alcove
Asia Yordanov X.N.S.F hired 2012-05-30 14:11:12	Unwilling Director	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, over the Sixth office of the mens restroom
Mercedes Zingelman N.A. hired 1969-12-17 12:08:24	Logic Perpendicular Sixth Director	Administration Building, Second Floor, hidden by the janitorial closet
Emily Y. De La Seniorberg N.S.F H.N.A. hired 1989-01-21 10:03:17	Temporary janitor	Administration Building, First Floor, underneith the statue of the Fifth statue of sub-Dean of
Julio Bagni PL.D hired 1978-08-16 18:10:43	Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, underneith the janitorial closet
Humberto M. Di Suzuki-Daltonfeld N.S.F. Q.M.(PL) hired 1993-02-13 19:01:25	of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, over the janitorial closet
Trenton Bellerose-McBaumann cc H.cc hired 1972-01-06 00:01:46	Philosophy of Philosophy Professor	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, way past the mens restroom
Ida Morrishski H.cc hired 1982-01-30 05:03:01	Substitute Professor of	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, beyond
Skyler Descoteaux hired 2004-07-03 00:02:03	Perpendicular Logic teaching assistant	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, underneith the office of the portraite of sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic
Zane DuSt. Ikin M.U. cc hired 1974-09-13 20:05:36	instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy	, the janitorial closet
Evan Markov P.R.E.M. hired 1970-09-19 14:12:08	Interim Professor of	Annex Building, Third Floor, right before the Sixth alcove
Bianca X. DuBirdberg N.A. hired 1986-03-03 12:05:47	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, over the Fifth office of the mens restroom
Troy Byrd N.S.F hired 2012-08-24 16:08:36	Something Third Interim Professor	The Crescent,
Thomas Szwedko PL.D E.M.(PL) hired 2004-03-17 19:10:48	Logic Perpendicular Overseer	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, over the Seventh alcove
Madelyn De La Szwedkoberg X.cc hired 1999-02-13 08:02:48	Sixth clerk of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, behind the ladies restroom
Ty MacBodrogiman hired 2005-03-10 16:10:51	Something teaching assistant	, way past the First statue of the statue of sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy
Nicholas De La Merricklund N.A. P.Q.E.D hired 1967-11-04 06:03:46	Philosophy of Philosophy sub-Dean	The Crescent, next door to the portraite of the janitorial closet
Karen Stroud P.N.S.F P.N.A. hired 2002-03-15 00:04:21	Third Professor of Perpendicular Logic	The Crescent, behind the portraite of
Josephine C. Sternberg-Mulderberg cc N.S.F hired 1980-05-24 18:09:07	Former Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, Third Floor, way past the janitorial closet
Tomas Bogdanovicfield cc M.U. N.A. hired 1967-12-27 18:04:09	Substitute Third of	Logic House, Sixth Floor, beyond the portraite of the mens restroom
Joel W. Di Bartolomeo H.N.A. M.U. hired 1975-09-10 15:01:37	Perpendicular Logic Professor	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, beyond the Third office of the Third office of clerk of
Carly L. McSchwarzenegger P.N.S.F N.S.F hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Third instructor of Something	Logic House, behind the Third statue of the Third office of instructor of Logic Perpendicular
Skyler Summerfieldman N.S.F. hired 1985-12-30 20:03:52	Former sub-Dean	The Crescent, Third Floor, the ladies restroom
Cierra Mottersheadfield H.N.A. hired 1985-03-29 20:08:54	Something Second sub-Dean	Branleigh Hall, behind the ladies restroom
Wendy Y. St. Dvoraksen H.N.S.F. hired 1975-03-05 07:01:31		Logic House, over the Sixth alcove
Rylee Yedlickaton-Backusman X.Q.M.(PL) N.A. P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1984-06-09 22:04:19	Perpendicular Logic teaching assistant	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, underneith the ladies restroom
Gary Black-De La Slootmaekers N.S.F. N.A. hired 2011-10-20 21:12:57	Eighth Former Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, beyond
Chandler Blairmon PL.D hired 1983-03-16 22:03:14	Philosophy of Philosophy janitor	, First Floor, over the Fifth alcove
Devon St. McDaskalov Q.M.(PL) R.E.M. hired 1966-03-09 13:08:45	Eighth Adjunct clerk of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, Second Floor, over
Matthew I. Sheachsen-Monday Q.M.(PL) hired 1977-01-10 21:10:24	Third Adjunct Overseer of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, Fifth Floor, hidden by the Second office of the mens restroom
Albert Zeeman-Unterbrinkfield X.PL.D M.U. hired 1991-12-05 08:02:56	Adjunct clerk of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, over the ladies restroom
Brendan D. Mastein cc H.N.A. hired 1996-01-09 13:01:36	Logic Perpendicular teaching assistant	The Crescent, hidden by the First alcove
Tessa Zolnerowichfeld N.S.F hired 1981-02-16 05:04:00	Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, way past
Liliana N. Sundenton X.N.A. hired 1971-12-03 03:01:56	Perpendicular Logic clerk	Logic House, Sixth Floor, hidden by the mens restroom
Erica De La Mooren hired 1985-09-20 12:06:56	Temporary janitor of Logic Perpendicular	, Fourth Floor, underneith the Seventh statue of the Seventh office of Overseer of Something
Gustav Z. Unruhman P.N.S.F. hired 2008-04-23 16:06:38	Visiting clerk of Something	Administration Building, Third Floor, beyond the statue of the Eighth office of Professor of Logic Perpendicular
Samuel St. De Klerk Q.M.(PL) M.U. hired 2007-12-12 16:11:20	Something First Professor	Administration Building, Third Floor, next to the mens restroom
Christopher MacSongski N.S.F. hired 1977-04-23 21:03:15	Something Interim sub-Dean	, over the mens restroom
Amaya McDragomirovfeld cc N.A. hired 1974-08-23 22:05:18	janitor of Something	Annex Building, right before the janitorial closet
Hanna Brandtnova-Steinmanninov N.S.F. H.cc hired 1994-12-18 08:02:20	Distinguished Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, over the portraite of the janitorial closet
Ruby LeDalton E.M.(PL) hired 1971-11-10 22:12:16	Temporary sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, Eighth Floor, right before the statue of the Fifth office of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Dean Mulliganson hired 2008-12-19 03:02:46	Former Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, next to the janitorial closet
Kameron Skjeggestadfeld H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1974-11-20 16:10:33	Temporary Fourth Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Eighth Floor, behind the Eighth alcove
Ariel Marconi cc hired 1987-03-02 20:10:40	Third clerk of	Branleigh Hall, way past
Dean Spikerlund H.M.U. hired 1970-07-28 11:03:23	Third Temporary teaching assistant of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, hidden by
Tanya McSlezstaknova H.cc hired 1981-03-11 20:08:38	Philosophy of Philosophy instructor	Annex Building, underneith the ladies restroom
Serena P. Monet H.Q.M.(PL) R.E.M. H.M.U. hired 2001-01-17 04:07:13	Professor	, Eighth Floor, behind the office of the mens restroom
Parker L. Di Morra P.N.S.F. hired 2009-09-01 15:07:28	Something Fifth Adjunct teaching assistant	Logic House, behind the ladies restroom
Molly McButler Q.M.(PL) cc hired 2003-03-29 19:11:37	Logic Perpendicular Substitute Professor	Logic House, Sixth Floor, behind the Seventh statue of
Miranda MacBaráth N.A. hired 1996-03-22 22:01:04	Visiting of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, underneith the Sixth alcove
Ethan E. McMagrolund P.PL.D H.PL.D H.N.S.F. hired 2001-12-22 11:06:20	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Fifth Floor, next door to the office of the portraite of Professor of Something
Damien Yakovlevton N.A. hired 1988-07-22 14:08:34	Something Professor	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, beyond the Seventh alcove
Humberto Xanthopoulos N.S.F PL.D hired 1994-09-11 21:08:29	Something instructor	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, hidden by the office of
Peter Mooren-McBiondiman P.N.A. hired 1979-03-14 12:11:12	Substitute First sub-Dean of Something	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, hidden by the Sixth statue of the portraite of instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Omar Blairmon X.Q.E.D hired 1982-08-07 10:05:04	Overseer of Something	, behind the statue of the Second statue of Overseer of Philosophy of Philosophy
Donovan J. LeStoddardberg Q.E.D hired 1970-03-24 02:12:21	Interim sub-Prime Administrator of Something	, Second Floor, right before the ladies restroom
Emily Sitzsen hired 2012-02-05 05:04:24	Philosophy of Philosophy Fifth janitor	Administration Building, Third Floor, underneith the Sixth office of the Sixth alcove
Conner Sigurdsson-Blaise P.cc Q.E.D hired 1981-06-24 01:04:46	Logic Perpendicular Substitute Sixth Professor	Annex Building, First Floor, the ladies restroom
Dakota Draganov H.N.A. cc hired 1966-10-30 01:04:19	Philosophy of Philosophy Director	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, over the janitorial closet
George E. Mozdzierzman Q.M.(PL) M.U. hired 1994-06-11 14:01:53	Something Former teaching assistant	The Crescent, next door to the mens restroom
Mark St. MacMorra P.N.A. cc H.N.A. hired 1975-11-20 16:09:47	Something First Interim Overseer	, Sixth Floor, the office of the mens restroom
Madison Marqueringh E.M.(PL) hired 1985-08-19 23:04:00	Unwilling of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, next door to the ladies restroom
Brody St. Milovanovic N.A. hired 1970-01-25 14:05:06	Perpendicular Logic sub-Dean	Logic House, Seventh Floor, right before the portraite of the Second office of teaching assistant of
Kermit McDali PL.D cc hired 2003-02-07 10:09:14	Philosophy of Philosophy Former janitor	, Fourth Floor, next door to the mens restroom
Noel J. Yamamoto-LeMcBrooks hired 2007-11-10 08:10:03	Logic Perpendicular Substitute Director	Annex Building, First Floor, over the office of the Fourth statue of Overseer of Something
Jeremy Brooks X.E.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) Q.E.D hired 1977-07-09 11:11:53	Perpendicular Logic Distinguished Eighth instructor	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, beyond the Sixth office of the office of of Philosophy of Philosophy
Caleb G. Seniorson H.N.A. P.R.E.M. hired 2011-07-29 23:06:47	clerk of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, next to the Third statue of the janitorial closet
DeShawn MacDragovicinov-St. MacBellerose cc N.A. hired 1979-10-22 06:03:50	Distinguished Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, the mens restroom
Josue Di Daltonlov-Di Bartosmon N.A. H.M.U. hired 2004-12-19 01:12:34	Fourth Temporary sub-Prime Administrator of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, Eighth Floor, the portraite of the Third statue of Professor of Logic Perpendicular
Landon Bogdanovicland-Schwarzenegger hired 1989-08-26 12:04:34	Professor of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, hidden by
Audey Schwarzeneggerski N.A. N.A. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, Third Floor, the mens restroom
Madeleine De Snaaijerfield hired 1977-02-24 22:09:06	Fifth Professor	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, underneith the mens restroom
Bertha Smythe cc Q.M.(PL) hired 1968-10-15 15:03:40	Director of Perpendicular Logic	, First Floor, the statue of the office of sub-Prime Administrator of
Isabella Moschella P.Q.M.(PL) hired 1966-01-27 16:06:51	Third Unwilling Professor of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, Second Floor, underneith the janitorial closet
Yesenia McMonday-MacMoriartyski P.R.E.M. PL.D hired 1997-09-26 16:03:53	Temporary Sixth sub-Prime Administrator of	Annex Building, Seventh Floor, beyond the mens restroom
Javier Magroland-DuBabineauxnova R.E.M. P.cc hired 2002-01-11 10:12:42	of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Fourth Floor, way past the office of the portraite of instructor of Perpendicular Logic
Alberto Di Dukemon hired 2000-07-04 07:09:44	Philosophy of Philosophy Adjunct Fifth sub-Dean	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, hidden by the Fourth office of the Fourth statue of of Perpendicular Logic
Wendy Boonlov P.N.S.F. H.M.U. hired 1965-08-13 08:10:54	Something Third Former Professor	Logic House, Fifth Floor, next door to the portraite of the portraite of teaching assistant of
Aloysius J. MacZuninostein hired 1976-09-24 06:03:51	Former Fifth sub-Dean of Something	Annex Building, First Floor, underneith the Eighth statue of the Eighth alcove
Macy Di Schoorlfeld-LeStylesstein H.PL.D Q.M.(PL) hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Something Substitute janitor	Logic House, Eighth Floor, way past the janitorial closet
Julie A. Demirciberg-St. Smets P. hired 1968-07-26 17:02:31	Philosophy of Philosophy Sixth sub-Dean	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, hidden by the mens restroom
Serena St. Baniklund N.A. hired 1998-04-25 02:07:06	Perpendicular Logic Professor	, behind the statue of the ladies restroom
Alexia LeStromanlov P.N.S.F hired 2009-10-24 15:05:14	Overseer of Something	The Crescent, First Floor, the ladies restroom
Chase Dykstra N.A. hired 2011-02-24 20:04:12	Eighth sub-Dean of Perpendicular Logic	, Sixth Floor, underneith the statue of the mens restroom
Igor C. Mihajlovicstein-St. Queshire hired 1974-07-15 04:04:10	Something sub-Dean	Logic House, underneith the office of the Fifth statue of of
Samuel Bernardfield Q.M.(PL) hired 1972-09-06 06:06:32	Philosophy of Philosophy Temporary First teaching assistant	The Crescent, next door to the statue of the ladies restroom
Jesse Q. Bjarnesen-McDirkmon cc hired 1979-02-11 01:12:01	sub-Prime Administrator of Something	Logic House, First Floor, behind the Seventh alcove
Peyton Spada H.N.S.F N.A. hired 1988-06-14 12:09:32	sub-Dean of Something	Branleigh Hall, next door to the office of the janitorial closet
Michael St. Michaudinov H.Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) hired 1978-01-21 21:10:19	Philosophy of Philosophy Unwilling	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, next door to the portraite of
Uncas Smytheman-Morsestein P.Q.E.D N.S.F. hired 2005-05-17 05:10:54	Fourth clerk of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, behind
Ellie Müller H. hired 2000-01-29 05:11:32	Philosophy of Philosophy First Substitute janitor	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, the janitorial closet
Perry Yateston H.Q.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1971-07-13 11:09:30	Seventh Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, the Seventh statue of the statue of instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Athos Babicton N.A. X.R.E.M. hired 1973-06-13 15:12:08	Fourth of Something	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, next to the Second alcove
Colby Stromanson H.N.A. P.cc hired 1976-08-01 10:01:23	janitor of	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, next door to the statue of the portraite of sub-Dean of Logic Perpendicular
Shane Di Moses H.cc H.cc hired 1979-11-13 07:04:32	janitor of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, Third Floor, hidden by the janitorial closet
Brendan V. Zunino-DuShinestein PL.D H.N.A. hired 1995-12-28 23:01:29	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Sixth Floor, hidden by
Aloysius MacSolomoninov PL.D N.S.F. hired 1990-10-03 22:05:40	Substitute instructor of Something	, Eighth Floor, beyond the First alcove
Gomer Q. Zentaiski hired 1985-02-13 02:12:07	Temporary Fifth Professor of	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, way past the mens restroom
Colin L. Dean-Brewer P.R.E.M. M.U. hired 1965-05-18 08:10:03	Something Adjunct janitor	Branleigh Hall, next to the statue of the statue of sub-Prime Administrator of Philosophy of Philosophy
Serena P. Bissetlov-Baniklund hired 1985-09-08 13:10:22	First of Something	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, behind the ladies restroom
Alex Di Ziemniak Q.M.(PL) hired 1997-10-31 01:04:41	Logic Perpendicular Professor	, Second Floor, next door to the Eighth statue of the portraite of instructor of Something
Jaden Di Braun N.A. N.S.F hired 1979-07-03 03:10:30	Perpendicular Logic Professor	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, next to the Second alcove
Jakob St Martininov H.N.A. hired 2001-12-14 07:01:46	teaching assistant	Logic House, next to the Fifth office of the statue of teaching assistant of Philosophy of Philosophy
Lance V. Moriarty-LeSorge N.A. H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1974-06-07 02:02:58	Something Temporary Professor	, Seventh Floor, beyond the janitorial closet
Claudia Spitznogle hired 1967-12-21 00:07:38	Philosophy of Philosophy Former sub-Dean	, hidden by the ladies restroom
Brett Michaelson N.A. P.cc hired 1996-03-12 20:01:25	Sixth Unwilling clerk of	, next to the Second alcove
Diamond Buhr P.N.A. N.S.F. hired 1985-06-30 20:08:02	Fourth Distinguished Professor	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, next door to the ladies restroom
Natalia De la Fontaineton E.M.(PL) M.U. hired 1968-03-25 14:10:09	Perpendicular Logic Visiting Overseer	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, hidden by the ladies restroom
Peyton De La Marqueringh-Bramsski H.PL.D X.Q.E.D hired 2006-12-12 11:04:19	First Substitute teaching assistant of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, hidden by
Noel St. Zingel Q.M.(PL) hired 2009-04-29 12:06:46	Something sub-Prime Administrator	Logic House, First Floor, right before the mens restroom
Catlin LeSalvagenova M.U. hired 1983-07-26 02:09:11	First Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, underneith the ladies restroom
Miguel Zunino-Buckley M.U. N.S.F P.Q.E.D hired 1980-07-19 18:05:31	Visiting Professor of Perpendicular Logic	The Crescent, over the Sixth alcove
Ruben P. Xanthopoulos E.M.(PL) P.cc hired 1971-08-29 23:01:11	Something Fourth instructor	, Fourth Floor, next door to the statue of the mens restroom
Julia Quarantamon Q.M.(PL) hired 2006-06-03 08:04:12	Eighth Director of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Second Floor, beyond the statue of the portraite of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Abraham Marqueringhinov N.S.F. P.cc hired 2005-03-19 12:05:03	Third sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	, way past the mens restroom
Aubrey De La St Pierre-LeBarberlund H.M.U. hired 1983-04-16 03:09:15	Overseer of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, next to the Seventh office of the Seventh alcove
Pablo P. Barnes-Baldwin N.S.F. hired 2004-07-28 03:10:06	janitor of	, Second Floor, next door to the statue of the janitorial closet
Lucas Bobienskilund hired 1977-10-08 02:06:41	Philosophy of Philosophy Visiting janitor	Annex Building, Third Floor, beyond the mens restroom
Bianca DuDi Mullen-Di Moreauland X.E.M.(PL) P.N.A. hired 1997-10-12 15:11:14	Professor of Perpendicular Logic	, Fifth Floor, way past the statue of the Eighth office of instructor of Something
Jeffrey MacMcSung-Brandt hired 1988-01-17 19:09:02	Philosophy of Philosophy Overseer	Administration Building, Third Floor, next door to the Third statue of the office of Professor of
Johnny McBarber Q.M.(PL) P.N.A. hired 1993-10-07 13:12:05	Adjunct	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, over the Third alcove
Jalen Zubizarreta H.Q.M.(PL) N.A. hired 1989-01-08 19:08:26	Logic Perpendicular Professor	Administration Building, next door to the Eighth office of the Eighth office of Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Eva Bogomolovsen hired 2012-01-30 21:11:55	Philosophy of Philosophy Director	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, next door to the ladies restroom
Ellie Spada N.A. cc hired 1969-08-17 04:10:13	Substitute Second teaching assistant of	The Crescent, Third Floor, hidden by the Seventh office of the janitorial closet
Bradford Maddox H.cc Q.M.(PL) R.E.M. hired 1966-08-29 11:05:35	Something Eighth Substitute Director	, Eighth Floor, the mens restroom
Erik McMurdockson P.N.A. hired 1991-02-19 21:05:42	Perpendicular Logic Eighth Overseer	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, underneith the mens restroom
Rose McBlackwoodstein Q.M.(PL) H.cc hired 1994-03-02 16:10:00	Substitute Professor of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, First Floor, beyond
Malik Ubertifield H.N.A. R.E.M. hired 1989-07-22 02:11:42	janitor	Administration Building, Third Floor, the Fifth office of the mens restroom
Casey P. Bird Q.M.(PL) hired 1985-01-19 08:05:57	clerk of	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, behind the mens restroom
Tucker V. Zelenkoinov-Ibsenman P.N.A. hired 1971-07-31 06:05:34	Philosophy of Philosophy janitor	The Crescent, Fifth Floor, behind the Third alcove
Luke McBoonnova H.N.S.F. hired 1973-02-28 23:09:45	instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, over the Fifth alcove
Cecilia Dragovicmon N.S.F E.M.(PL) cc hired 1985-10-26 06:11:16	Adjunct instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Annex Building, First Floor, next to the janitorial closet
Connor Motta X.N.S.F E.M.(PL) N.A. hired 2009-09-21 07:03:44	Interim Overseer of Something	Logic House, Fifth Floor, hidden by the mens restroom
Julian Bolívarlund H.N.S.F. hired 2008-08-23 10:02:26	Something Former	Annex Building, Sixth Floor, underneith the statue of the statue of clerk of Logic Perpendicular
Max Baldwin-Stumpfski H.PL.D hired 2005-08-29 01:04:42	Philosophy of Philosophy sub-Prime Administrator	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, behind the Second statue of the janitorial closet
Alex Moorsinov hired 1976-03-16 02:04:52	Unwilling Seventh Professor of	The Crescent, over the office of the Seventh alcove
Jamie O. LeBuckley-Di Baniksen P.N.S.F. H.cc hired 1995-02-26 14:01:42	Eighth instructor of Something	Logic House, right before the Fourth alcove
Summer LeQuintanaman Q.M.(PL) cc hired 2001-09-18 03:02:35	Distinguished of Logic Perpendicular	Logic House, right before the mens restroom
Francisco X. Dali cc hired 1965-04-26 02:12:51	Overseer of	The Crescent, First Floor, underneith
Jayden N. St. Yamamoto P.N.A. hired 1985-07-18 20:01:52	First Unwilling sub-Prime Administrator of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, First Floor, hidden by
Bradley Q. Quincylov-Ibsenton N.S.F R.E.M. hired 1965-02-12 19:01:36	Philosophy of Philosophy Adjunct clerk	Logic House, First Floor, beyond the Eighth statue of the Eighth statue of Professor of Logic Perpendicular
Katie Ibsenton-Morse N.S.F H.N.S.F. hired 1967-08-29 19:03:17	Something Temporary janitor	, Eighth Floor, right before
Kristina Ingolfs H.N.A. M.U. hired 2001-07-02 09:01:34	Temporary instructor	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, next to the janitorial closet
Marc De La Moorenson H.Q.M.(PL) hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	, over the Seventh statue of the ladies restroom
Derek Murdochmon-LeSt Pierreski X.N.S.F. N.A. N.S.F. hired 2005-03-21 16:04:29	Overseer of	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, right before
Carly Sackville X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1999-03-04 20:09:09	Adjunct clerk of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, way past the First office of the First alcove
Joel Quattrocchiberg H.N.A. H.N.A. hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Former Overseer of Something	Annex Building, Fourth Floor, behind the statue of the Fifth statue of teaching assistant of Something
Jordan Sungton-DuSalvage hired 1965-11-04 04:11:50	Perpendicular Logic instructor	, Third Floor, the portraite of the statue of teaching assistant of Something
Ariel Descoteauxberg-Breenmon E.M.(PL) hired 1969-02-06 14:11:09	Third teaching assistant of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Second Floor, over the mens restroom
Rachael Serban H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1984-10-01 01:04:58	Something instructor	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, next door to the janitorial closet
Dewey V. De la Fuente N.A. E.M.(PL) hired 1966-09-17 00:08:27	Something sub-Dean	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, way past the janitorial closet
Diana I. Bager Q.M.(PL) PL.D hired 1998-08-19 12:10:34	Professor of Logic Perpendicular	The Crescent, First Floor, way past the Eighth office of the janitorial closet
Asia De La McDoležal M.U. hired 1985-09-17 05:05:18	Second	Branleigh Hall, Eighth Floor, underneith the portraite of the First office of clerk of Philosophy of Philosophy
Chelsea B. LeSultaninov R.E.M. H.E.M.(PL) E.M.(PL) hired 1970-03-11 01:05:27	Philosophy of Philosophy instructor	Administration Building, Fifth Floor, next door to the ladies restroom
Ashlyn I. St. Symons-De La Di Davidyan N.A. hired 1970-08-03 02:02:13	Substitute Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Third Floor, right before the First alcove
Kylee Bobal P.Q.E.D H.cc hired 2002-02-20 13:12:08	Perpendicular Logic Overseer	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, next to the statue of the portraite of janitor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Eldred G. Morrison P.cc P.cc hired 0000-00-00 00:00:00	Something Fourth Former Overseer	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, the First statue of
Irene MacMagro-Di McZelenko PL.D cc hired 1965-09-18 03:10:16	Seventh Professor of	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, behind the Third statue of
Bryson Yankovichlund Q.M.(PL) cc hired 1994-11-20 05:09:53	Seventh janitor	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, right before the portraite of the portraite of Director of
Oscar LeBlažek-Sloan hired 2003-03-19 18:06:11	sub-Dean of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, Sixth Floor, right before the janitorial closet
Buell S. McBeasleymon Q.E.D hired 2007-04-08 15:04:23	Something Second instructor	Logic House, Sixth Floor, hidden by the ladies restroom
Franklin Iturburuanova-Milovanovicsen R.E.M. E.M.(PL) P.R.E.M. hired 1998-01-31 23:08:51	Something Interim sub-Prime Administrator	The Crescent, Sixth Floor, the portraite of the office of clerk of Philosophy of Philosophy
Beryl Maloneland H.Q.M.(PL) P.N.A. hired 2002-01-26 23:10:10	First teaching assistant of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, beyond the statue of the office of Director of Something
Biff McXanthopoulos M.U. hired 1980-01-24 09:05:04	First instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, Third Floor, way past the office of the office of janitor of
Jaden Borgfield N.A. Q.E.D hired 1994-06-21 01:08:36	of	Annex Building, behind the Eighth office of the portraite of Professor of Logic Perpendicular
Aristotle M. LeMüllerfield N.S.F Q.M.(PL) hired 1993-08-06 10:04:03	instructor of Logic Perpendicular	Branleigh Hall, over the Eighth statue of the Eighth statue of janitor of Perpendicular Logic
Priscilla Di Ziemniakton H.M.U. N.S.F. hired 2005-07-08 05:01:20	Eighth Interim janitor of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, Fourth Floor, way past the office of the statue of of Perpendicular Logic
Bianca Y. Mullane N.A. E.M.(PL) hired 1977-01-10 06:01:30	Logic Perpendicular Professor	, Third Floor, right before the portraite of the Sixth alcove
Josiah Bernardman N.A. P. hired 2001-08-04 09:10:01	Fourth Substitute teaching assistant	Logic House, Eighth Floor, hidden by the janitorial closet
Mason Maksimovstein-MacSmythefeld P.cc hired 1976-09-08 04:02:17	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Second Floor, underneith the janitorial closet
Valerie McMurdochsen P.N.S.F E.M.(PL) hired 1979-01-03 13:07:52	Former janitor of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, Fifth Floor, underneith the Second office of the janitorial closet
Teddy DuBest X.N.S.F. cc hired 1977-04-12 18:02:38	Something teaching assistant	Logic House, Third Floor, hidden by the portraite of the statue of Overseer of Something
Patrick Stoppelbein X.E.M.(PL) X.R.E.M. hired 1976-08-08 15:05:40	Eighth teaching assistant of	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, underneith the portraite of the office of sub-Prime Administrator of Something
Gabriela DuSzombathyski-Brewerstein N.S.F. hired 1978-05-13 06:03:48	Logic Perpendicular Professor	Branleigh Hall, way past the Seventh office of the ladies restroom
Chris Murphy-Moreaumon N.A. M.U. hired 1986-08-16 04:03:45	Perpendicular Logic Temporary Professor	Branleigh Hall, underneith the mens restroom
Jaden H. Di Spoonerinov N.S.F E.M.(PL) hired 2002-11-23 05:05:45	Philosophy of Philosophy Temporary Eighth clerk	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, right before the First statue of the mens restroom
Brittany MacIrving-Yates H.N.S.F. N.A. hired 1993-08-13 10:04:23	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, behind
Bruce Sorgeberg Q.M.(PL) X.R.E.M. hired 2010-11-07 17:09:04	of Logic Perpendicular	Administration Building, First Floor, way past the Seventh statue of the Seventh statue of clerk of
Guadalupe K. Di Swango N.S.F P.N.S.F hired 1991-02-08 12:06:47	Something clerk	Branleigh Hall, way past the Eighth statue of
Trent MacMcIturburua Q.M.(PL) hired 1967-09-24 20:02:57	Former Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	, Fifth Floor, hidden by the portraite of the ladies restroom
Oscar LeStefanssonfield E.M.(PL) E.M.(PL) N.S.F hired 2005-02-27 05:01:56	Perpendicular Logic sub-Prime Administrator	Logic House, next door to
Ernesto Muyskens-McSokolovmon hired 1982-03-13 12:04:05	Fifth Overseer of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, First Floor, way past the ladies restroom
Garrett MacYankovich P.N.A. N.S.F hired 1979-04-23 20:08:02	Philosophy of Philosophy Overseer	The Crescent, Second Floor, next door to the statue of the ladies restroom
Damian Manfredoniason H.N.A. hired 1985-10-31 01:01:31	sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic	, Eighth Floor,
Angelo LeSzwedkoton cc Q.E.D hired 1995-10-05 19:10:12	Overseer	Administration Building, right before the ladies restroom
Kyle MacSigurdssonnova H.N.A. Q.M.(PL) N.S.F. hired 2000-07-28 19:02:57	clerk of Perpendicular Logic	, Fifth Floor, over the First statue of the janitorial closet
Riley Bulski-Mozdzierz Q.M.(PL) hired 1993-08-22 05:02:46	Professor	The Crescent, Fourth Floor, next to the janitorial closet
Alicia Brandtman X.Q.E.D Q.M.(PL) hired 2003-01-24 21:11:48	Fifth instructor of Something	Administration Building, Third Floor, over the Fifth office of the ladies restroom
Hayden Bates-Summers X.Q.M.(PL) hired 1980-12-09 03:02:44	Substitute Eighth sub-Dean of Philosophy of Philosophy	Administration Building, underneith the mens restroom
Molly Y. Beloberg N.S.F. hired 1966-12-06 17:06:36	instructor of	Administration Building, next door to
Matthew Bogdanovicberg cc hired 1984-10-10 18:09:00	Temporary sub-Prime Administrator of Something	Annex Building, Sixth Floor, hidden by the janitorial closet
Michael D. Ignatov-McStoddardberg P.N.S.F X.PL.D H.Q.M.(PL) hired 1970-01-19 12:10:43	Former teaching assistant of	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, hidden by the statue of
Max Magro M.U. X.N.S.F. hired 1985-08-17 13:04:41	Eighth clerk of Logic Perpendicular	Annex Building, Third Floor, behind the mens restroom
Troy Brookston hired 2010-05-13 05:07:35	Overseer of	The Crescent, Seventh Floor, beyond the ladies restroom
Beverly Mlynarikton H.Q.E.D P.Q.M.(PL) PL.D hired 1997-04-08 20:09:10	Seventh Professor of Something	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, behind
Emmett LeDuSokolowski PL.D hired 1976-04-27 18:10:13	Something Professor	Annex Building, over the office of the Third office of Professor of
Damian Bachmanstein H.PL.D hired 1966-10-31 10:08:58	Interim Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, over the office of the office of teaching assistant of Logic Perpendicular
Abigail E. McUngaretti N.A. hired 1998-11-08 10:03:36	Seventh Unwilling Director of Something	, next door to the statue of
Tatiana Morce M.U. hired 1982-05-26 02:11:45	Unwilling Overseer	The Crescent, Third Floor,
Almanzo Bolívarberg hired 1977-02-05 23:11:40	Interim sub-Prime Administrator	Logic House, Seventh Floor, behind the Sixth alcove
Gregory Quintananova H.Q.E.D Q.M.(PL) hired 1965-08-25 17:12:45	Interim Professor of	, Fifth Floor, beyond the portraite of the janitorial closet
Alexia D. Zubizarreta Q.M.(PL) hired 2006-09-24 21:06:15	Eighth Distinguished sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic	Logic House, Seventh Floor, hidden by
Nicolas St. Blancnova P.cc hired 1986-07-08 17:09:27	Eighth Former instructor of Something	, Third Floor, behind the janitorial closet
Zoey McSteeleski E.M.(PL) hired 1998-09-02 13:10:34	clerk of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, Sixth Floor, behind the office of the statue of instructor of Philosophy of Philosophy
Marcos J. De La Desjardinsinov hired 1965-10-31 01:07:34	Second Former sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, Second Floor, next door to the portraite of the Fourth statue of of Philosophy of Philosophy
Elizabeth Zheungfield P.N.A. M.U. hired 1969-07-29 23:01:33	Former Sixth of Philosophy of Philosophy	Logic House, the statue of the Eighth statue of sub-Prime Administrator of Perpendicular Logic
Anwar DuBuckholtzson Q.E.D Q.E.D hired 1978-04-25 22:03:16	Something Professor	The Crescent, Fifth Floor, the statue of the janitorial closet
Aristotle LeMacMöller P.R.E.M. P.PL.D hired 1982-11-06 19:06:30	Perpendicular Logic Interim janitor	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, behind the janitorial closet
Drew MacMorettifield-Zelenko N.A. hired 1979-12-21 00:02:59	Philosophy of Philosophy Fifth teaching assistant	Branleigh Hall, Fifth Floor, underneith the Fifth alcove
Cesar Z. Stoppelbeinfeld Q.E.D hired 1982-04-08 21:05:58	Visiting Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	The Crescent, right before the ladies restroom
Corey Di Mozdzierzfield PL.D PL.D cc hired 1999-07-28 20:11:45	Perpendicular Logic Seventh Visiting	Administration Building, Fourth Floor, hidden by the portraite of the Sixth office of Director of Perpendicular Logic
Taylor Zabat-McSongski hired 1994-10-29 09:05:04	Professor of Perpendicular Logic	, right before the portraite of the mens restroom
Brody Badcock-St. Irving H.N.S.F. N.S.F hired 1993-08-22 01:09:36	janitor	The Crescent, Sixth Floor, right before the First office of the portraite of Professor of
Kailey Bleierman-McSuzukiinov hired 1997-05-14 03:01:44	sub-Dean	Administration Building, next to the ladies restroom
Ophelia Baudin-De La Yoyodyneson hired 1973-12-12 01:08:22	Perpendicular Logic Sixth sub-Dean	Branleigh Hall, beyond the Seventh statue of the Seventh alcove
Andy Salvagelund-Badcockstein hired 1999-04-28 15:05:47	Philosophy of Philosophy Adjunct Sixth	Annex Building, Sixth Floor, over the statue of the statue of janitor of Something
Jonathan DuDi Unterbrink P.Q.E.D P.N.A. P.M.U. hired 2004-09-26 06:07:43	Logic Perpendicular Interim sub-Dean	The Crescent, Eighth Floor, behind the Eighth statue of the portraite of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Nicholas McDe la Fuente hired 2010-05-31 01:02:27	Distinguished Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, hidden by the Fifth office of the Fifth office of Professor of Perpendicular Logic
Alexander DuMcBest N.A. hired 1997-08-29 06:06:59	Something Second Professor	Branleigh Hall, Fourth Floor, next to the office of the Second statue of teaching assistant of Something
William Bernard H.N.A. hired 1978-09-29 19:12:52	Logic Perpendicular Overseer	, Sixth Floor, behind the statue of the ladies restroom
Angelo MacBartolomeolov hired 1987-04-27 09:12:23	Professor of Philosophy of Philosophy	Annex Building, First Floor, way past the Eighth alcove
Augustine Maddox hired 1974-06-08 00:07:56	Philosophy of Philosophy Eighth Distinguished Professor	Administration Building, Sixth Floor, next to the Seventh statue of the ladies restroom
Marcos Upton X.N.S.F hired 1975-04-09 04:03:28	Logic Perpendicular Second sub-Dean	Logic House, Eighth Floor, next door to the portraite of the mens restroom
Armando J. Starkinov hired 1983-08-24 23:07:18	Sixth Unwilling instructor of Something	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, underneith the ladies restroom
Brett St. Stylesski PL.D H.E.M.(PL) cc hired 2010-08-02 09:02:10	Seventh Distinguished clerk of	Administration Building, beyond the janitorial closet
Chris Mulloynova hired 1970-03-01 12:04:56	Logic Perpendicular Sixth Unwilling	Logic House, First Floor, the portraite of
Delaney Slezstak-Brooks Q.M.(PL) hired 2008-09-25 04:05:16	Perpendicular Logic	Annex Building, next to the Fifth office of the statue of Overseer of Logic Perpendicular
Arturo De La Xylandermon Q.E.D P.Q.M.(PL) hired 2003-12-13 21:07:47	Sixth Overseer	Logic House, underneith the Third office of the mens restroom
Franklin Dragomirovstein hired 1966-11-29 19:06:17	Temporary Professor of Perpendicular Logic	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, next to the statue of the mens restroom
Leonardo Marklar P.Q.M.(PL) Q.M.(PL) hired 1973-07-28 04:03:21	Overseer of Logic Perpendicular	Logic House, behind the First alcove
Davon Z. Ubertiinov H.N.A. X.cc hired 1973-07-08 11:07:23	Second Adjunct sub-Dean of Logic Perpendicular	Logic House, Fifth Floor, next door to the Fourth office of the mens restroom
Jose De La Dunststein R.E.M. hired 1977-10-14 20:08:30	First Distinguished teaching assistant of	, First Floor, next to the Sixth statue of the mens restroom
Sandy DuSomogyi-Dimitrov hired 1995-07-20 13:08:26	janitor	, Second Floor, right before the mens restroom
Casey McZupanman-Di Queenberg H.N.A. hired 1986-03-12 23:10:33	Visiting Eighth sub-Dean of Something	Branleigh Hall, Third Floor, next to the mens restroom
Kailey Matveev cc PL.D hired 1997-12-02 13:05:43	Philosophy of Philosophy Fourth Interim Overseer	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, next to the statue of the Sixth office of of Logic Perpendicular
Bernard McBobal Q.M.(PL) P.Q.M.(PL) N.A. hired 2001-02-21 07:07:20	Adjunct Eighth sub-Prime Administrator of	Logic House, the statue of the ladies restroom
Colbert Di Snidersberg cc hired 1998-03-24 20:04:21	Something janitor	Administration Building, right before the Eighth statue of the ladies restroom
Fernando Sorgenova hired 1983-12-10 13:03:28	Former First clerk	Administration Building, Seventh Floor, underneith the portraite of the ladies restroom
Phillip Motta M.U. hired 1996-08-27 23:08:05	Philosophy of Philosophy Fourth Temporary sub-Dean	Branleigh Hall, Seventh Floor, right before the portraite of the mens restroom
William Meinfeld X. R.E.M. hired 1976-06-02 17:09:35	Philosophy of Philosophy Professor	Annex Building, Eighth Floor, beyond the Fifth statue of the portraite of of Philosophy of Philosophy

THE COLLEGE OF PL DEGREE DECLENSION

Novice Ranking and Lower

cc [Certificate of Completion]

N.A. [Novice of Arts]

N.S.F. [Novice of Fine Science]

Master Ranking and so forth

Q.M.(PL) [Quasi-Master of Perpendicular Logic]

Q.E.D [SubMaster of Ether]

E.M.(PL) [Master of Ether in Perpendicular Logic]

R.E.M. [Secret Designation]

M.U. [Un-Master]

Doctor Ranking and Higher

PL.D [Doctorate of Perpendicular Logic]

Prefixes: H-Honorary,P-Pending

Credit Hour Classification:
0-30 Freshperson
31-60 Softsmore
61-90 Janitor
91-up OSITM (Old stick in the mud)

Letter Grade Equivalents
A - Acceptable (+4)
B - Better than a complete idiot (+3)
C - Causual Knowledge (+2)
D - Deficient but good enough for government work (+1)
E - Excellent understand for a moron (0)
F - Forget it (-1)
G - Great amounts of sarcasim (-5)

GPA formula
SUM (CR_c / CR_a) x Lf + rand()

Translation: the total number of completed hours divided by the total number of attempted credit hours multiplied by letter grade equivalent factor summed over all courses plus a random factor renormalized each quinister.

Hierarchy of Organizational Categorizations

Geographical Scope
University
- College
- - School
- - - Department
- - - - Office
- - - - - Closet

Temporal Scope
Congress
- Bureau
- - Board
- - - Committee
- - - - Panel
- - - - - Commission
- - - - - - Task Force
- - - - - - - Study
- - - - - - - - Group
- - - - - - - - - Team
- - - - - - - - - - Unit
- - - - - - - - - - - Sub-Unit