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Did you know that earning a degree at the College of Perpendicular Logic is guaranteed to be (almost*) FREE?

* please obtain a reciept from any College employee upon the occurance of a transaction. Take the reciept to the cashier's window on the eighth floor for a full and complete refund (subject to a 150% restocking fee)

What a bargain!

Administration

Disclaimer: The Administration is not responsible for error or omissions in conjunction with any purported learning activities within or in regards to any form of learning, absorbtion, gleaning and so forth associated with any college, university, department, school, or other learning abstraction what-so-ever. It is the student's responsibility to make sure that his/her/its instructors are fully qualified to teach any such subject the the said instructor is purportedly being paid to teach.

From a school with nine students founded just 16 years after the Pythagoras landed at New Crotone*, the College of Perpendicular Logic has grown into a huge university with a mission to complicate knowledge, promote teaching and research, and help society discover new ways to overcome bordom. Our academic environment attracts outstanding students and scholars from around the world, while its generous financial aid programs makes the college available even to wealthy students from ignoble (yet profitable) backgrounds.

At the College of Perpendicular Logic, education is limited neither by time nor space. It is an ongoing and restless search, one to which this President is dedicated. It is a pleasure for me to welcome you to the College of Perpendicular Logic and I hope that your stay will prove enlightening, enjoyable - and financially rewarding to me an my staff.

-Sir Josephson

*- please take these comments with a grain of salt. Sir Josephson is getting on in years and can't tell his cat from a steering wheel much less history from the back of a milk carton. - web administratorial editor #132

Administration Building

True to the design intentions of the original college founders this Administration building represents over two hundred years of refinement and the dedication of trained workers who labored over its impressive structure. Here you will find many of the forms that will need to be filled out on occasion or from time to time.

The beloved admin building through time:


The admin building some time around June 20th 1933 3:15 p.m.


Under Renovation (circa 1964)


Artist Conception After Renovation (circa 2019)

Due to current demolition activities occuring on campus all students are hereby requested to wear hardhats at all times. The College will not be held responsible for anything what-so-ever!


Some important items found in and around the
Administration Building

Penthouse:

  • Various Committee Subchamber Rooms

    9th Floor:

  • President's Office and Legal Department

    8th Floor: Important Offices on the...

  • Office of Textbook Management
  • Office of Alumni Relations
  • Office of Omissions
  • Office of the Registrar

    7th Floor:

  • Finance Department

    6th Floor:

  • Accounting Department

    5th Floor:

  • Executive Cafe (off limits to all students and staff)

    4th Floor:

  • Swimming Pool and Executive Fitness Center

    3rd Floor:

  • Department of Current Records Filing

    2nd Floor:

  • Student Advisors and Conselors
  • Department of Admissions

    1st Floor:

  • Department of Current Records Filing
  • Student Queues

    Ground Floor:

  • Important Grounds Maintance Equipment

    Basement:

  • Unallocated Records Storage
  • Office of Student Loans

    Sub-Basements:

  • There are no known sub-basements for this building


  • During renovation the entire internal area of the
    building from basement to roof was gutted and
    replaced with all new non stick surfaces.
    Prime Administrators

    Sir Josephson
    President of the College
    Offical Caller of the Rolls


    Saintitus "Saint" of the Ebi Order M.U., PL.D
    Chairman of the Board of Trustees
    Exchequer of the Council


    Dr. M.L. Aminalis Subprime Administrator
    (softsmore year picture)


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    staff information

    List of Known non-academic departments and offices etc... not described elsewhere on this page

    Pseudo-Academic
    Office of Pipes and Sewers
    PL Metric Conversion Perpetual Feasibility Study
    The Ritsalko Heliport Revisions Group
    Experimental Ornithopter and VTOL Couch Team
    Solar Furnace Complex Committee
    Alumni Office
    Student Employment and Rehabilitation Center
    Public Relations Task Force

    Quasi Govermental
    D.F.O.R.C.S. Standards Bureau
    FMMSDRPS Laboratory Complex Association
    DEA Anti-Aircraft Battery Rememberance Board

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