We the undersigned do hereby establish and initiate an institute for the higher learning of mankind, and doing this assume no responsibility whatsoever for the actions of those entering this College or the influence of the several Founding Members.

Let it be declared and announced, then, that our purpose is to further promote and enlarge the neo-concept now named Perpendicular Logic; and, wholly pursuant to this we accept the following, any part of which may be altered only by a consensus of the three several Founders:

THAT:

Whereas no definition of the aforesaid term, which is in the name and title of this institution, is presently discoverable, that it be termed thus:

That thinking, or un-process of thought that progresses or de-progresses (according to circumstance) in a manner that may be said to be at right-angles to standard, common, or accepted modes of thinking;

THAT:

In order to maintain some attitude conducive to the thought and purpose of this College, the absolute Power and court of Final Appeals remain and exist solely within the three several Founding Persons, and that it shall never shift, on pain of dissolution of this College;

THAT:

No person entering into tutelage at this College shall be permitted, or able, to achieve the distinction of being a Doctor of Perpendicular Logic, which distinction is hereby reserved and created solely for we the undersigned (excepting those acting as witnesses);

THAT:

For the purpose of entering and enrolling in this institution, applicants must exhibit peculiar aptitude for or curiosity towards the Subject, and that this is decided solely by the several Founders;

and THAT:

All matters of Curriculum, By-Laws, and Matters of Administration shall be set out in later documents.

Whereunto said purpose we now affix our signatures, this 30th day of September in the year of a lord 1987.

  X signed Saint M.U., PL.D

  X signed ML R.E.M., PL.D

  X signed Sir Josephson PL.D

  Witnessed and approved by: J.H. Esq.,P.E.