The Universe as Infinite yet Bounded and Consequences on Multidimensional Geography

Abstact: In order to fully understand the true import of what will be of coherent understanding upon the topic of this paper, namely the explination of why this abstract is so similar in nature to other abstracts, it must be pre-presented in an abstract format such as this.

Dedication: This paper is dedicated to the FBR (Federal Bureau of Reconstitution).

Contents: Certain self-proclaimed "doctors" in the past have asserted their theory that the universe is finite yet unbounded falling back on the Atari wrap-around theorem as basis for their idea, and it is true that viewed from, the somewhat limited supratemporal coordinate system the universe can be reduced to such a simplistic state, but a much more logically acceptable solution lies in the inverse of such a theorem, notably the Infinite yet Bounded Theory.

The universe, most commonly misconcieved as being in the shape of a banana, is actually an ever expanding multidimensional polyhedron called, coincidentally, a Universe. This universe is bounded on all sides by an object inverse in proportions, located at the center of the universe and strangely enough called, the center. Since this center is defined as a 0th dimensional object of which only one exists in all dimensions the immeasurable size of such a concept is sufficient enough to contain the universe.

Location of the center is determined by a random vote held each year on the same day using different calendar systems throughout all the multidimensional geographic voting precinct divisions as defined by the random seed number 500 billion, which itself was voted into existence at a supratemporal location, plugged into a Mendlebrot function generator. After the popular vote is tallied and all relevant electorial electors are summarily executed and bribed the least likely place for the center to be is defined and the process is then repeated until all locations are deemed least likely and the last place, undeemed, then becomes the new center of the universe.

Dr. Macy PL.D
6 November 1992