The College of Perpendicular Logic
L I B R A R Y - B U I L D I N G

"The Library is a place to study and reflect in a peaceful setting or to get some practice in our indoor bowling alley."


Library Hours

Mon: 5am - 2am
Tue: 10am - 9pm
Wed: 10am - 5pm
Thur: 10am - 9pm
Fri: 10am - 9pm
Sat: 12am - 12am
Sun: 1am - 8pm

Library Index

Circulation Desk... 1st Floor
Bowling Lanes...... 1st Floor
Alternate Media.... 2nd Floor
Museum............. 3rd Floor
Card Catalog....... 4th Floor
Books.............. 5th Floor

Library History

Three weeks into construction on the third sub-basement of the Library construction foreman Robert Kronie made a fateful discovery. Unbeknownst to the Master Architect of the time a series of deep and ancient catacombs had lied below the main campus complex for years. These catacombs now connect an amazing 94.3% of all currently occupied campus buildings. Books are stored above.

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Important Library Features:

  • A Lobby
  • B Circulation Desk
  • C Rotunda
  • D Security
  • E Processing Center
  • F Crane and Loading Docks
  • G Reading Area
  • H Wesson Memorial Bowling Alley

  • Explore over 3 linear miles of card catalog filings on the Fourth Floor


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