B Library
Check out a book or practice bowling. These activities and many others await you at our state-of-the-art library building.

C Liberal Arts Arena
The Anaximander Memorial Liberal Arts Arena is used for many live debates as well as professional wrestling on every odd Wednesday night.

D Science Building
Completed in sections, the current Science Building that we all know and love was originally an Irish ale house that burnt down in 1704, the timbers of which made their way into the hull of the HMS Easyrider which sailed between England and the New World until approximately 1778 ..... More

E Conservative Arts Building
The Campus Facilities Augmentation Committee inspects the freshly installed Conservative Arts Building (right). This latest addition to the college's collection was bought in a historic-building-for-hard-currency exchange with a struggling Eastern European city ..... More

F Scalar House
Currently a freshperson dormitory, the Scalar House has had a long and varied history. It has been everything from an equestrial emergency care facility to a precision watch factory.

G Cafeteria
The Bertha M. Dyners Memorial Cafeteria features 300 square meters of fine dining space for on campus students and visiting dignataries in a post-modern split three level design reminiscent of early post-modern neo-Wright architecture.

H Records and Information Systems Building
After many years of handling all records the main adminstration building began to become overfull and new storage solutions were required. An architectural design competition was chosen as the best way to fill this need. Prospective architects were told to create a design that best expressed the concept of the Perpendicular Logic in a visual manner. Archibald Nyuatokov won the competition with his "right-angle" concept. His design was successfully incorporated into the current building.

I Building I
More information on this very important building soon to come. 2015 Daily Fruit UPDATE! This building has just been identified by an undercover reporter of the Daily Fruit as the notorious Laundry Services building. As you may remember there was a big controversy in 1998 when several of the freshperson's dorm linens went missing and sophsmores were branded the culprits. No one was ever sent to the administration but suspecions remained as long as no one bothered to find out where the Laundry Services building was and look for the missing linens there.

J Phase Two Buildings (Logic Quad)
Follow this road to the campus phase two area. Here you will find buildings like the Logic House, Faculty Housing, Dormitories, Gardens, and the Crescent.

K Solar Farm and Furnace Complex
Our new phase 3 solar farm is nearing completion. The old phase 2 solar farm is being replaced in vivo while the furnace complex is undergoing extensive modifications.

L ADRC
Follow this road to the Applied DFORCS Research Center.

M Restricted Area
This road goes to a secret government-leased area which is strictly off-limits to all students. What they're doing there we aren't allowed to say. But before you get to the restricted area you might want to enjoy a stop at our Engineering Sector.

N Main Road
Follow this road back to the main highway. From there no one will be able to follow you.

O Southeast Quadrangle Road
This is the area for future expansion on the campus known today as Phase F. Currently a decision as to what the new name will be in twenty years is still in committee.

P Reflecting Pool
Funding for the Reflecting Pool was lovingly provided by the US Navy Corps of Engineers. The excavation for the reflecting pool was originally for a radioactive waste disposal test bed. The plan called for a pit fifty feet wide by one thousand feet long and four hundred feet deep to be dug on the spot....More

Q Lake Ptarmigan
Situated next to a class 3 Military Facility this scenic retreat offers much to be desired from a discrimitating campus visitor....More

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