S O L A R F A R M
F U R N A C E C O M P L E X
Where Power Gets Done! ™
| The College of Perpendicular Logic S O L A R F A R M F U R N A C E C O M P L E X Where Power Gets Done! ™
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NOTE :
Faculty utilizing the new expansion buildings from the ADRC must use the
Solar Farm perimeter road for access if you wish to drive a large vehicle.
Interesting Facts The new unit seen above, the first prototype of which can be seen below, had its paperwork recently completed. When the third prototype becomes fully functional it will then be disassembled and shipped back to the company which first built it and the main unit will then be available for a dry run installation.
Exit Info Below is Thurston adjusting the solar flux inhibitor control knob release valve. This important duty must be performed at least twice a day, once at 9:45 am and again after tea.
 Pictured below is the prototype 1 solar furnace during the burn in phase. The original solar furnace (originally installed in 1873) ceased operations on May 30th 2001.
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 Hello from Thurston
On behalf of my brother Bubba I welcome you to the Solar Farm webpage. My name is Thurston and I'm the temporary nightshift operator of the backup furnace on the third prototype on the solar farm. Bubba is currently on sabbatical studing the ancient solar technology of a northern Canadian Inuit tribe somewhere near the arctic circle. He has left me in charge of overseeing the solar farm in his absense. Bubba has his own webpage here. Alot has happened since Bubba has been away and I'm pleased to present some of the progress we have accomplished in his absense. We are currently on our third prototype furnace and are producing 25 gigawatts of pure sine 115 volt electicity for use around campus. When complete sometime in the next decade our solar furnace will be able to completely power all activities on campus and we will be able to cancel our contract with Agloe Public Utilities. -Thurston
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