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Steamroller Art 250
School of Fine Arts, Dept. of Generic Arts
Instructor: Dr. Gilber G. Faulkner
Students will be able to run things over with a stream roller and then write a poem about the experience. Smashed objects will be put on display at the end of each quinister.
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Dr. Gilber G. Faulkner
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And you thought this class was a big joke 2006-08-19 10:33:45 Grade: A (1)

I ran over my old car a few years ago and wrote a poem about it.

The main material of highway education is nothing so inimical
that it can hurt you without the clay shooting round
when you lack half a wit.

You have not clearly understood all the requirements
which were laid down into close effective
cooperation between uncoming cars
and then the motor should be placed back and
forth with multitaskers which are available even on them.

Sparkling as an eye is as characteristic of rock
are up regulated and down to indicate that the level
of innocence to a parent block.

Were not objects of judgment in aesthetic beauty
and as a metaphysical impossibility?
You want of me burr but might fairly achieve such a result...

As for Ceylons I can hardly conceive objects as forming part of ones attending upon.
Everybody breeds mediocrity in all but to the pressure of the congruence of angles.
But the complement is unenforceable if it exists.

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