College of Perpendicular Entrance Exam

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1. Describe blue in terms of Pi.

2. What is Nothing? And why do we have so much of it?

3. Prove the the Special Theory of Relativity is false because Albert Einstien is dead.

4. Why can't you assume you are taking this exam?

5. Postulate a new theory for why all government carpeting is green?
(please note: they question has been around since 1952)

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6. Yes or no, WHAt is a chemical? Explain:

7. Rotate a semicohesive superluminal surface substrate in extradimensional space in relation to the strangeness of four (your choice) hypercharged superweak isospin multiplets for all flavors and colors. Now what did you have for breakfast?

8. Explain, without using language, how to teach an alien inteligence the esperanto language without transfering any information to said alien. (Note: this doesn't include any information the alien might give you)

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9. If given the choice which are you most likely to accomplish in your lifetime?

10. Yes or no? Will your answer to this question be no?

11. Extracredit: photoshop a picture of the mona lisa and place the ascii equivalent in the box.
(Note: you will be graded on color dexterity)

12. Please list three reasons why you should not be admitted to the college.

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