While premises abound as to the presence of non-linear time and parallel uruverses, none coagulate so effectively the force of perpendicularity and its relation to what is ordinarily called the common frame of reference as morwthil - plural of yaranxes, the event predicted by sublinear interstitial spatiary transductance wherein thoughts are catapulted forward in linear time by means of all the probabilities allowed by perpendicularity, which by surpassing ordinary subsequent singularities temporally lowers the understanding point of human memory to the level where it will instantly (relative to linear time) transduct the concept to another mind which is in a better contemporanaelty to preserve and develop the given concept.

This would have occurred at the moment of such dire threat upon the ancient college that disintegration was imminent. Whether this finally occurred through the eminent domain clauses of Henry VIII's dissolution of monasteries and reorganization of Oxford, then a Roman Catholic theological university, or much earlier, is uncertain. What is certain is that this establishment was founded a few years B.C. and thrived in microcosmic cogitative spasm until around 350 A.D.

The appearance of the site is striking: built into a hill of hard Shropshire sandstone, all of the foundations uncovered are set on an escarpment nearly perpendicular to the surrounding terrain, illustrating their astonishing resistance to parallel gravity.

There is also some evidence that the French tried to grasp this concept during Henry's reign, found in the Tmoire digs of 1892, but that site's construction on nearly level ground indicates they got off on entirely tl-ie wrong foot and probably missed the transductance entirely by stubbing said toe as they stumbled out of bed at the precise chronological linear moment of the yaranxes.

- Saint, PL.D