The Adventures of Rogicphil Suflipinic and the Idiots

of

The Galaxies Largest Producer of Deordorant

Or

How the Satanic Cow Saved the Universe From Itself

Volume One: The First 100,000 Years or so Plus One Day.

(Version 4.0) Spareware Addition

By
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Edited By
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Copyright, 1993 Bill Barthan


Table of Contents

Part Zero

Cover Page
Table of contents
Introduction
Preface
Foreword
A Short Essay on Galactic History
Galactic map of Sector B12
Galactic map of Rall Raul Beta
Galactic map of Deo 7
Deo 7 map of Balidron Metrocenter area
Deo 7 map of Balidron Innercity

Part One: The Meeting

Unit One- Beginnings
Unit Two- The Zoo is Set Free
Unit Three- Intruder Alert
Unit Four- A Bad Case of Road Rash
Unit Five- Where's the Panic Button?
Unit Six- Captured!
Unit Seven- Escape?
Unit Eight- Divine Intervention

Interlude One: Surf's Up

Part Two: The Training

Unit One- Getting to Know You
Unit Two- The Alley
Unit Three- Survival Training 101
Unit Four- Your Room is Waiting
Unit Five- Desert Commandos
Unit Six- A Hunting We Will Go
Unit Seven- A Date With Destiny
Unit Eight- Blast Off to Hell

Interlude Two: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Cow Scorned

Part Three: Deo 7, The First Day

Unit One- The Big Stink
Unit Two- The (un)Welcoming Committee
Unit Three- Moonlighting
Unit Four- Fun and Games
Unit Five- People Who Kill
Unit Six- Rescue 911
Unit Seven- Ratted Out
Unit Eight- You Win Some the Rest You Lose

Epilogue: A Dusty Road

Part Zero Point Five (0.5)

Afterword
Author's Note
Glossary
Appendici:
- A Plutoman's Spaceship
- B Spyman's B.O.G.
- C Casefile on the Gladerunner(Stolen by the Matriss Police)
- D Rogicphil's Personal Effects

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